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Chapter 8: The Night Feast

Pseudo-white smiled, smiled very reluctantly, and said, "It turned out to be a little demon, I haven't seen you for a long time." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The Blue Enchantress said without a smile: "You can go." ”

Pseudo-Bai's eyes tightened: "Let's go, taking away the corpse of Yue Shaohan and his wife is an order from the Great Venerable, and you dare to intervene?"

"I'm responsible for all the consequences, you get out of here!"

The hypocrite thought for a while and said, "If I don't get out, what can you do to me?"

The enchantress said leisurely: "What a woman doesn't want to do, you'd better not force her to do it, otherwise the consequences will be serious." You...... Can you understand the meaning of that?"

"Can you be more specific?"

"Like going to bed. The blue enchantress said indifferently.

Pseudo-Bai Deng was stunned for a moment, and there was suddenly fear in the pair of triangular eyes, deep fear. He said, "Okay, I'll get out!" and he took a few steps to the door, lay down on the spot, and rolled into the darkness.

"Yuezi, didn't scare you, did you?" the enchantress stepped forward and asked softly.

"I'm fine. Yue said curiously, "However, my Uncle Jiang has had heart bypass surgery, he can't be angry!"

"It's fine. The enchantress turned her head, "Jiang Daxia, let's have a meal together!"

"Okay. Jiang Mingyu grinned, "It's just so late, lonely man and widow...... Who's in for a treat?"

"You'll know when you go. After saying that, the enchantress took Yue's curious shoulders and walked out. Outside is boundless darkness.

After a short time, the three of them arrived in front of the Gathering Hall.

Jiang Mingyu was just about to take a step, and a bearded person walked out of it, and it was the "bearded drunkard" Xin Obstruction, that is, the famous "bearded prostitute" Wei Kuiyang in the past. His eyebrows furrowed: "Xiao Jiang, what are you doing here?"

"Eat. "Jiang Mingyu is mechanically authentic.

Xin obstruct......ed and "shh

"Do you know who they are?" the enchantress snapped.

"You dare to say that my eyes are dog's eyes? Bah, I'm an authentic donkey's eye!" Xin said angrily, "Who are they?"

"The family of the valley owner. ”

Xin was stunned for a moment and slapped his buttocks: "Oh, I remembered, that...... Two masters, please hurry up!"

Jiang Mingyu said as he walked: "Qi'er, the blue demon queen seems to be interesting to you." ”

"I ...... I really don't want to believe it's true!" Yue sighed curiously.

Jiang Mingyu smiled: "You kid can even hook up with such an ugly woman, it's really an unlimited version of the future!"

The banquet was already on the table in the hall.

When the three of them got closer, they saw a middle-aged man with a pale face suddenly leave his seat. He smiled: "Jiang Daxia, don't come unharmed!"

Jiang Mingyu fixed his eyes, his heart trembled, and he still hugged his fists: "It turned out to be the Second Venerable Bai Dianfeng, you are also here?" ”

Bai Dianfeng snorted: "Two years ago, thanks to Jiang Daxia's love, he slashed me, I have always been very concerned, I met today, and I should return it to my benefactor if I say anything!"

"I don't have to pay it back, I don't want it. Jiang Mingyu said busily.

"How can this work, you have to pay it back when you come out to mix!"

"It's all friends, why be so polite, I really don't want it. Jiang Mingyu said hurriedly.

At this time, the brocade-robed man with a scar on his face sitting in the first seat said: "Xiaobai, since Jiang Daxia is here, we are a family, not to mention that he is still your benefactor, you don't need to see him so much, you don't have to pay it back." ”

"Don't pay it back?" Bai Dianfeng raised his eyebrows, "This is not appropriate......! What about my stab?"

"I'll leave you there first. Scar said indifferently.

When Bai Dianfeng heard this, he was obviously unwilling, but there was no way, so he glared at Jiang Mingyu fiercely and sat down angrily. Jiang Mingyu sighed: "It seems that some people are very unhappy that I came here!"

Scar's eyes rolled, and he said: "Xiaobai, you see that Jiang Daxia is angry, hurry up and apologize to others!"

Bai Dianfeng's face changed, and after a while, he said reluctantly: "Jiang Daxia, you have a large number of adults, and the small ones will apologize to you!" he said and bowed.

At this time, the enchantress opened her mouth: "Jiang Daxia, let me introduce you to you." This scarface is our Great Venerable, 'Venerable Poison Hand'. ”

"It's a blessing. Jiang Mingyu laughed.

Soon, the guests and hosts were seated. There were six people in the banquet, in addition to these five people, the rest of the people, when they heard his name, everyone may still have a little impression that he is the famous "deformed dwarf" Bu Shiren.

Jiang Mingyu looked around and said, "Why isn't the third 'Ghost Hand Venerable' Fang Zhennan here, is he not fond of eating these dishes?"

"Venerable Poisonous Hand" Gao Bucheng coughed dryly: "He...... He went on business. ”

Jiang Mingyu let out an "oh" and didn't speak again.

Gao Bucheng said again: "I'm a big man in this show tonight, I'll speak first." Second, on behalf of the valley lord, on behalf of the valley lord's wife, on behalf of all the colleagues in the valley, on behalf of several groups of comrades who are wandering among the people, and on behalf of several armed soldiers and more than a dozen commanders and fighters stationed at the mouth of the valley, I would like to express my high respect and warm welcome to Jiang Daxia for coming into the gang!"

The crowd applauded in unison. Unexpectedly, Jiang Mingyu's face sank: "I didn't say that I wanted to join the gang!"

Gao Cheng laughed: "Don't laugh, you're not here to join the gang, are you here to travel?"

"Speaking from the heart, I'm really ......"

"It's all your own people, don't shirk, you can do it!"

Yue was curious and suddenly said: "Don't nag, it's really annoying! You can't eat, you don't eat, I'll eat!"

Gao Bucheng was obviously very unhappy, frowned and said, "Little friend, who are you?"

Yue was curious and only cared about gnawing on the cow's head, ignoring it.

Jiang Mingyu said in a low voice: "Qi'er, people talk to you, why don't you pay attention to others, it's too rude!"

"I'm dragging!" Yue flicked his long hair curiously.

Jiang Mingyu smiled and praised: "Good boy, I knew that you could do it, you have a chance!"

"Jiang Daxia, could it be that he is your dog?" Gao Bucheng said suddenly.

"I'm not his own!" Yue looked up curiously.

Gao Bucheng suddenly became the second monk who was confused, and muttered: "Whose root is he?"

The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors. Yue Curious suddenly stood up and said, "I'm sorry, I want to solemnly announce a big event. I'll go make it easier so I don't ......"

"Instant noodles?" Gao was stunned, "What instant noodles? There are so many hearty ...... here."

"I want to poop!" Yue was curious, so he had to say loudly.

"Nonsense!" Jiang Mingyu was furious when he heard this, "Where have you read all the sage books you have learned on weekdays, and have you read them on donkeys?"

"Understood. Yue was curious and hurriedly said, "Zi said, 'Don't say anything if you're indecent', I want to!"

"Presumptuous!" Jiang Mingyu was furious, "Don't pull it!"

I think it was the demon Ji who was worried about Yue Qian's safety, and hurriedly played a round: "Jiang Daxia, why are you so troubled! If you ask him to pull, he will pull, if you don't let him pull, he will also want to pull, I think he really wants to pull! What's more, this is not an unsightly thing, give me a face, just let him once!"

Soon, Yue ran out curiously. Gao Bucheng smiled: "Leave him alone." He, we eat!"

As soon as Yue ran to the courtyard, he took off his pants.

"No constipation, young man. If you want to, go look elsewhere!" An old voice suddenly sounded.

Yue turned his head curiously, but saw an old man wearing a coarse cotton jacket and cotton pants with a white face standing behind him, who was a one-eyed slave.

Yue was curious, so he had to lift his pants. Only then did he realize that the four corners were already full of house slaves. They either held hoes in their hands or shovels on their shoulders, and they all had straight faces, and they looked majestic.

Yue couldn't help but be embarrassed by curiosity, and looked around, only to see a small alley a few zhang away to the east was dark and dark, and he couldn't see his five fingers. He expected that there was no sentry inside, so he hurried over.

The alley was pitch black. Yue curiously groped out a dozen steps, looked back, and said in his heart: "It's so dark, no one will definitely see it." As soon as he unbuckled his belt, he heard a cold voice in front of him: "Little ghost, it is strictly forbidden to defecate here!"

Yue was taken aback. When I got closer, it was a thick-bearded man wearing a black gauze and an official robe, and this person was squatting on the ground.

Yue was curious and couldn't help but be stunned: "What are you doing here?" The thick-bearded man said coldly: "Constipation!"

"It's really unreasonable to only allow the officials to set fires and not allow the people to light lamps!" Yue muttered curiously, but still left, because this was on other people's territory. As soon as he walked to the mouth of the alley, he heard a "squeak" not far away. Immediately afterwards, a small door beside him opened without wind, and two young people who looked like family members walked out of it.

"Brother Hou, it's not good for us to leave our posts without permission!"

"Senior Brother Sha, what's wrong with this?"

"Tonight is the day when the valley lord comes out, he has reached a critical juncture, if someone approaches, it will inevitably make him go mad!"

Brother Hou smiled: "It's okay, the valley master's Xuan Gong is so powerful, who can hurt him? Not to mention worrying about it in his own home!"

"Brother Hou taught me a lesson. But don't let anyone else hear them!"

Brother Hou said "um", and suddenly looked back, but Yue was curious but hidden in the dark shadows.

"Look at the entanglement on their faces, it must be a toilet inside, it can't be wrong!"

The initial line was very narrow, and after taking more than a dozen steps, it suddenly became clear. In front of it is a large courtyard, opposite three large tiled houses, and the lights are still on in the rooms. Yue was curious and stepped into the courtyard, and heard the man's shouting coming from the tiled house...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......

Yue was very curious, so he tiptoed over. Holding his breath, he licked a small hole in the window paper and looked inside. As he looked, his face suddenly changed.

As soon as the shouting stopped, Yue Curious broke in.

In the room, there was a big man with curly hair standing on his upper body, with thick hair and small curls, like sheep's wool, obviously permed.

The wool turned around when he heard the sound, and his face changed.

Yue said curiously: "I can see at first glance that you are doing the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics, but there are a few very simple movements that you have done wrong, which is simply unforgivable, do you know?"

Sheep wool raised his hand to protect his chest, and there was a complicated look in his eyes. Yue was curious and angry, and stomped his feet and said, "It's useless if you're afraid, if you don't sincerely repent, I will never let you go!"

The wool tugged at the chest hair, and a look of extreme pain appeared on the face.

Yue's curiosity softened, and he said, "Forget it, as long as you apologize to me, I will forgive you." The wool looked straight at him, and suddenly his knees bent and he fell straight to the floor.

Yue couldn't help but be stunned: "What are you doing here? You don't have to be like this, you ...... You kowtow to me!" As soon as the words fell, the sheep wool let out a "wow", spit out a mouthful of blood, and threw its body to the ground.

Yue was curious and said angrily: "Why do you guys say that they vomit blood and vomit blood, is it fun to vomit blood?"

The sheep wool coughed twice, picked at his throat with his fingers, and spat a mouthful of blood on the ground.

Yue curiously sighed and shook his head: "You are really incurable, I don't want to pay attention to you anymore!"

The sheep wool rolled around his stomach, and beads of sweat the size of beans rolled down his forehead, and he said with difficulty: "Save me...... Fast...... Save ......"

"You have no medicine left, how can I save you?" Yue said angrily, and inadvertently glanced at it, only to see a booklet with a yellow cover on the table of the Eight Immortals beside him.

He picked it up and looked at it, only to see four simplified characters written on the cover, but he didn't know the fourth word, and said in his heart: "Xuan Gong Secret must be the author of this book, and now among the writers of the younger generation, only Zhang Ailing, Sanmao, Mo Yan, Han Han, Guo Jingming, Cangyue, Tang Sanshao, Tian Silkworm Potato, Bu Feiyan These two people, who will be sacred?"

Seeing this, the sheep wool roared: "Give me back the book quickly, ...... quickly"

Yue didn't raise his head curiously: "I'll look at it for a while." ”

Sheep wool suddenly took out a shining armor knife from his trouser pocket, and said viciously: "If you don't return the book to me, I ...... I'll kill you!"

Yue snorted curiously: "Do you dare to say anything about this furry thing, forgive me and don't dare!"

The sheep wool suddenly raised the armor knife high and crawled towards Yue Qian.

"Originally, I was going to pay you back, but judging by your performance, I won't give it to you!" With that, Yue curiously turned around and strode out.

He stepped out of the small door and bumped into a man. He looked up and gasped.

This person has a majestic body, but his facial features are a little inferior. But I saw that his eyes were full of skin, his face was full of tumors, his donkey ears, his pig's nose, his frog's mouth, his mouse's jaw, and his huge head, as if he had put a pig's head on a dog's body.

The big-headed man was also taken aback: "Little ...... Which senior are you?"

"Big head, you won't know!"

"I have a name, my name is Niu Pi Xuan, I hate others calling me a big head!" This big head is Niu Pi Xuan, that is, the Niu Pi Xuan of ** Ye Xiaowei, and there is only one Niu Pi Xuan in the characters in this volume.

"Old Niu, you can play here, I'm leaving. ”

"Do you want to leave when you get here?" said Cowhide with a stunned expression.

Yue Curious smiled slightly: "I knew you were reluctant." That's it, I'm still young, and I can't read this yellow book anyway, so I'll leave it to you as a souvenir!"

Niu Pixuan hurriedly covered his face: "I hate it, I'm ashamed of others!" But when he took the "yellow book", his eyes suddenly glowed, eagerly. However, Yue Qian couldn't see the hot light in his eyes, because he was walking towards the Gathering Hall.

As soon as Yue Curious sat down, he heard Jiang Mingyu say in a low voice: "Anyway, you are already full, I still have some things to discuss with your Uncle Gao, you can go back first!" Yue Curious shook his head vigorously: "I haven't eaten enough, I won't go back!"

Gao Bucheng smiled and said: "Yes, he hasn't eaten enough! He is the age when he grows his body, and he must not lack bones! Qi'er, you ate a cow's head just now, now eat this horse noodles!"

Yue said "yes" curiously, and picked up the horse noodles on the plate with his fork. Gao Cheng saw that he was eating with relish, so he said, "How are you?"

Yue Curious stood up abruptly when he heard this, and shook his head: "Everyone, I'm sorry, I forgot to." You eat first, I'll pull it!"

"Stop!" Gao Cheng shouted, "You are playing monkey, you are simply playing monkey! You just now, we also ate, now we don't eat, you can't pull anymore, sit down for me!"

Yue was curious and had to sit back in his seat, but there was helplessness on his face that the goods were not sold. In just a moment, his face turned yellow, his whole body shook, and beads of sweat the size of beans oozed from his forehead. Jiang Mingyu asked with concern, "What's wrong?" Yue Curious gritted his teeth and said, "Let me hold my urine!"

"Jiang Daxia, ignore him, let's discuss the matter of joining the gang again!"

Jiang Mingyu looked embarrassed and said, "Thinking about it, I think there are too many factors involved in joining the gang, and I don't think I will agree." ”

Gao Chengcheng's face sank, and he clapped his hands. Seeing this, Jiang Mingyu's heart suddenly jumped.

After a while, a housekeeper came over with a blue and white porcelain dish. It was covered with a black cloth and raised high.

"As long as you are willing to join, the gold ingots in this dish are yours. Gao Bucheng smiled.

"I ...... I can't afford it, it's too much!"

"Don't be happy yet, this gold ingot is your life's harvest. Gao Bucheng was still smiling.

"That's too much, I can't spend it in my life!"

Gao Bucheng smiled: "So, did you agree?" Jiang Mingyu hurriedly said: "Yes, a hundred promises." ”

"Okay!" Gao Cheng laughed, and then took the black cloth away.

There is a very white and very big cooked steamed bun in the dish, and if you look closely, there is really a gold ingot on the steamed bun that is so small that it can hardly be distinguished with the electronic eye, flashing with a yellow and clear glow, giving people endless reverie.

When Yue was curious, he couldn't help but shout: "Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, ......."

At this time, the Second Venerable Bai Dianfeng could no longer hold back the nameless karmic fire in his heart, and shouted: "You are insane! You eat and, what do you want to do, you say!"

Yue Curious didn't answer, he didn't need to answer anymore, his actions had already answered everyone—he suddenly let out a big stinky fart.

This fart is not trivial, even if the martial arts are unfathomable, they are frowning and pinching their noses.

Jiang Mingyu took a deep breath and said angrily: "Qi'er, in front of the public, you dare to fart blatantly, it's so nonsensical!"

Gao Cheng said: "My Jiang Daxia, you can't educate children like this!"

Jiang Mingyu sighed: "This child has lost his parents since he was a child, I am both a man and a woman, I ...... I just can't hold on anymore!"

Gao Bucheng also sighed: "You can't educate children like this, my Jiang Daxia!"

Jiang Mingyu cried with a sad face: "I don't want to be like this, I can't do it!"

The blue demon queen suddenly came over and said softly: "Jiang Daxia, in my opinion, you can gently hit Yuezi a few times." You have to give the Great Venerable a ladder to go down, otherwise, he won't be able to get down this step!"

Jiang Mingyu nodded and said softly: "Qi'er, don't be afraid, I'll be gentle." With that, he pressed Yue Qi on the dining table without saying anything and pulled off his pants. He secretly mentioned his true strength, exhaled and opened his voice, called out "vigorously open the stele hand", and slapped it with one palm.

With a "boom", the dining table shattered into sawdust, and Yue Yuan fell to the ground, crushing eighteen square bricks. He screamed and fainted on the spot. His two asses were already a blur of flesh and blood, and they didn't look like them.

Gao Cheng said: "It's amazing, praise one!"

Jiang Mingyu let out a long breath, turned his head to the blue enchantress and said, "Fairy, please send Qi'er back to the firewood room." He's been wounded, you must take it lightly! Alas, what kind of god did it to do this, let me find out one day, I will take this fang to feed the dogs, hum!"

The blue demon queen hurriedly stepped over to pick up the unconscious Yue Qiqi, followed the delicate body for a while, and in the blink of an eye, she walked out of the Juyi Hall of more than 100 square meters. When she returned to the firewood room, she could no longer hold back her crying.

When Yue Curious woke up, it was already the afternoon of the next day.

The demon queen looked at Yue Curious, who was lying on the ground, and asked softly, "Yuezi, are you feeling better?" Yue Curious looked sideways at the pile of dry firewood behind the demon queen, and was very puzzled: "I ...... Where am I?"

The enchantress said, "At home." ”

Yue Curious frowned, "But how do I feel like I'm in the firewood room?"

"This is your home. The Enchantress said softly.

"I ...... I felt like there was a fire running through my body, and my whole body was more like it was about to explode, and the pain was unbearable. ”

The enchantress smiled: "This is a good thing, it means that your injury is about to heal, wow!"

Yue rolled his eyelids curiously and changed the subject: "Where's my Uncle Jiang?"

The demon queen sighed softly: "He didn't come back last night, and I don't know where he went!

Yue shook his head curiously.

The enchantress frowned: "You haven't eaten for two days, how can you not be hungry!" Come, I still have a small half cough spirit capsule here, you can eat it while it's hot, it's good for your injury." ”

"The capsule is also hot?" Although Yue was puzzled, it was inconvenient to refuse the good intentions of the enchantress.

The Enchantress giggled: "You take my medicine, sleep beautifully, and wake up and you'll be fine." ”

Yue nodded curiously and said, "When you say that, I really want to sleep." ”

"Yes, I want to sleep with you too, but just like you, those stormy things are going to be delayed!" "The Enchantress turned and walked out of the room, she didn't glance at Yue Curiously.

For a whole afternoon, no one came.

Yue looked out the window curiously and frowned. Although the scenery outside was beautiful and pleasant, he always felt uncomfortable. In this harsh winter season, even the air here feels a little cold and damp.

That night, a strong wind blew. The wind blew down the snow, and the snowflakes filled the air, as if there was an invisible huge demonic beast stirring the heavens and the earth.

It was late at night, but Jiang Mingyu hadn't come back yet. Yue curiously curled up on the cold ground, and said secretly: "Don't wait for him, when I warm up the bed, he can have a good sleep when he comes back!"

Suddenly, there was a sky-shattering sound not far away. Immediately afterwards, the sound of fighting sounded in all directions, and the sound of killing shook the sky.

Yue Curiosity felt ominous in his heart, his face turned pale, his eyes were closed, and he was trembling all over.