The first round: Gao Ge Horton
"Sing, Sing!!Wake up!!"
The anxious call became clearer and clearer, a language that he had never heard before, but he could understand it completely.
Immediately after, Gao Ge felt that someone began to slap his cheek, and the action was definitely not gentle.
"Alas!" Gao Ge exclaimed in pain, struggling to open his heavy eyelids, and the image in front of him was like a landscape under a zoom lens, quickly becoming clear from a blurry out-of-focus.
In front of me were several shaky faces, with different expressions, some laughing, some indifferent, some gloating, only the nearest big-nosed round cake face, showing a look of anxiety and concern.
"Praise the Lord God, you are awake!" Round Cake cried out in surprise, squirting Gao Ge's stinky saliva.
"I'll just say he's all right! ”
"I think he's pretending, and he should be poured two more horns. ”
The other onlookers shouted in disappointment, staggering, and there was an uproar all around.
Gao Ge mechanically wiped the saliva all over his face with his sleeve, and sat up blankly, completely confused.
Shouldn't I be sitting at my little desk and working on a handful of manuscripts that I can never finish?
But what is this place in front of you?
The walls of the cobblestone ramparts were filled with blazing torches, and the air was filled with the choking smell of pine smoke mixed with the aroma of liquor and meat.
A room full of chaotic big men, looking a bit like a mix of East and West, the lines of his face are more three-dimensional than those of Easterners, but more delicate than those of Westerners, and the colors of his hair and pupils are different.
These guys are all fully armed,, and they are all European-style armed in the classical era!
Rhino leather armor, two-handed sword, bright light armor......
Is this Tema acting in a movie or dreaming?
"Gao Ge, Horton, are you alright?" the round cake face stretched out its stubby five fingers, and shook back and forth in front of Gao Ge's eyes.
The four words "Gao Ge Horton" were like a smoking fuse, which instantly detonated Gao Ge's brain, and countless unfamiliar information poured into his mind like a tsunami.
"Gao Ge, what's wrong with you? Why are you so pale all of a sudden? The round cake face held the swaying Gao Ge, and exclaimed softly: "You are trembling! These bastards raised by the son of a bitch, look at you who are harming!"
"I ...... It's okay. Gao Ge looked at the round cake face in front of him and hesitated: "You...... You're Gerley Gurley Dawson?"
"Hah, it's not me!" said Gerley, grinning happily and with a look of relief.
The new memory in his mind was confirmed by a small confirmation, which made Gao Ge suddenly realize his situation: I Tema's crossing!
Eighteen years old, the second son of a young baron, a high fever in his childhood caused him to suffer from fainting, often losing consciousness inexplicably, and becoming too honest, in fact, a little silly.
After his father's death, his eldest brother inherited the title, and he became a knight without a fief or position.
Like countless children of nobles who had no right to inherit, Gao Ge was immediately sent to serve in the army as an adult, hoping to win military merits and titles in his life.
Because of his aristocratic status, although Gao Ge has a low IQ, he still became a midshipman officer, but he was a trainee officer who was looked down upon by everyone.
Just a month after joining the army, Gao Ge's Golden Griffin Legion was called up to participate in this counterattack against the Southern Barbarian invasion.
And Gurley Dawson, who has known him since he was a child, is also the concubine of a small country nobleman, and joined the army with the same fate as him.
Now, because the Black Pine Ridge defense line led by the Golden Griffin Legion has been conquered in one fell swoop, and a major victory has been achieved in this Southern Barbarian counterattack, the commander of the leading army, His Royal Highness the Fourth Prince, His Royal Highness Duke Gordon Gust, is holding a celebration banquet attended by all the officers.
There's nothing more morale-boosting than drinking wine in a big bowl and eating meat in a big gulp.
"Look, the stupid son of the Horton family, he fell down with a breath of dragon breath, what a shame for old Horton! Not far away, a big fat man with two mustaches with a shy round belly, his face was full of red, drunkenly holding a wine glass and pointing at Gao Ge and laughing loudly.
There was laughter all around, and the eyes that looked at Gao Ge were full of contempt and mockery.
"This old gelding is taking revenge on you, when your father was his commander in the service of the Golden Griffin, and he used to punish him. Gurley lowered his head, sat down next to Gao Ge, and muttered softly.
Quartermaster Geriff Doude was the mastermind of all this just now, and he proposed that those who can't drink alcohol are not considered soldiers, and that those bad boys must drink the dragon's breath wine as hot as fire, completely ignoring Gerley's desperate explanation that since Gao Ge has fainted disease, as long as he gets a drop of wine, he will definitely fall into a coma on the spot and become seriously ill.
"A waste, what's the matter, just have fun for His Highness!" Gao Ge heard Ge say this contemptuously to Gurry, who was also unable to move, as he was held down by several laughing officers and forced to take a large sip of dragon breath wine.
After that, the throat is like a magma poured into, the smell of wine rushes straight to the brain, and it is dark in front of me, and after waking up, the body has changed owners, and the original fool sings, only memory remains, and consciousness has become a small editor from the earth.
And throughout the whole process, His Royal Highness the Fourth Prince, who was sitting high in the distance, and a group of senior officers beside him, always smiled and admired all this, perhaps in their eyes, this was just a small prank unique to the army, a little fun.
"Your Excellency, congratulations. The fourth prince, Golden, elegantly raised his glass and smiled at the commander of the Golden Griffin Legion, Lieutenant General Vasiliste Perry of the Kingdom Army, who was sitting on his left, very cordially, "I believe that such a great victory has fully proved the bravery of you and your legion. I'm glad to tell my father what happened here, and I'm sure he will be pleased. ”
Golden was the only person present who was not dressed in military uniform, he was twenty-four or five years old, dressed in fine clothes, amazingly handsome, even a little feminine, but the pair of turquoise eyes characteristic of the Gust family were sharp and aggressive.
With a short beard under his jaw like a needle, although he is nearly fifty years old, he is still tall and straight, full of military temperament, Vasilist Perry raised his wine glass, straightened his waist, and nodded slightly: "Victory depends on the blessing of Your Majesty and the wisdom of Your Highness...... There is also a carry. ”
After that, Vasilist drank the dragon's breath in the toast in one gulp, but his expression was more polite than intimate.
Golden didn't seem to see Vasilist's slightly detached attitude, took a sip of the liquor in the glass with satisfaction, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Very good." Tomorrow, I will personally supervise the battle, hoping that the golden griffin's flag will be the first to be planted at the head of Weishan City. ”
"You can do whatever you want!" Vasilist paused heavily, raised his glass again, and shouted: "God bless the King, God bless His Royal Highness the Prince." ”
"God bless His Majesty, God bless His Royal Highness the Prince. The officers raised their arms like a forest, beat their chests with their fists, and shouted in unison.
The banquet reached its climax.
"Your Highness, in order to celebrate this victory, I specially summoned the kabuki trained by Fuchu himself to cheer up, and it has now arrived. Count Tomasili Doragon, who sat on the other side of Golden with a thin face but a smile on his face, stood up and bowed to the former.
His tone and movements have a deliberately flattering tone.
Count Tomasili's fiefdom was the closest to the Nanban invasion, so his private soldiers were also drafted to join the kingdom's army.
Prince Golden smiled and said: "Your Excellency Earl has a heart, I heard that the Kabuki in the Lord's Mansion have been strictly trained since childhood, and all of them are skilled, and they are not inferior to the famous singers of the Snow Siege Theater. ”
Tomasil's deeply wrinkled face was full of energy, but his mouth was modest: "Your Highness has won the award, everyone knows that you have a deep study of music and dance, I hope not to pollute your ears and eyes." ”
With that, Tomasili straightened up and gave him two high-fives.
Gao Ge's seat was farthest away from His Royal Highness the Prince, closest to the door, and it was the real last seat, and at this time, he was sitting with his eyes straight up, and he had been like this since he woke up.
But no one noticed his strangeness, as usual, after some teasing, no one would pay attention to him anymore, not to mention, the fool Gao Ge, isn't he usually such a stupid stupid look!
Even Gao Ge's only friend in the army, Gree, was muttering something like "I'm so lucky, you woke up so quickly this time, thank you to the Lord God", and began to deal with a roast leg of lamb in front of him wholeheartedly.
But Gao Ge's heart is by no means as calm as it seems, it is not just not calm, it is simply boiling, boiling violently like frying oil on fire, and all kinds of thoughts burst out one after another.
I actually crossed over, I can't, it's not scientific!
How can I cross over, I can't cross over, I'm going to prove with Vivi tomorrow!
When I thought of the goddess Anwei, who had been chasing for five years and in love for two years, Gao Ge's heart seemed to be pinched hard, and it hurt unbearably.
The scene seemed to be right in front of me: he knelt down on one knee in an old-fashioned and clumsy manner, holding a large bouquet of roses in one hand and a ring in the other, the diamonds on which were small but shining with happiness in the light.
When the goddess in front of her was stunned for a moment and then stretched out her slender jade hand to take the ring, and her beautiful red lips gently trembled slightly, like the three words "I do", Gao Ge felt that he had the whole world.
But now, happiness is out of reach.
I blamed myself, during the physical examination a month ago, the doctor told him that there was something abnormal in the electrocardiogram, and asked him to go to the specialist for a re-examination in time, but he didn't pay attention to it at all, and kept being busy with self-shirk and repeatedly delayed.
I also blame myself for doing this business, book publishing, sunset industry, fewer and fewer people reading books, all change to look at mobile phones, a book used to sell 50,000 copies, now it can sell 5,000 copies, and it is Amitabha.
It is precisely because of this that in order to ensure income, the money that could be earned by one book in the past has to be made ten books now, and the workload is getting bigger and bigger.
I remember that I had been reading the manuscript for a whole day, but the time was in a hurry, so I could only take the manuscript home after work and continue to read, and at eleven o'clock, I felt very stuffy in my chest, so I wanted to lie on the desk for a while.
This party, just lying down to this ghost place.
And,Isn't it said that the crossing comes with a golden finger.,Either you have a special ability.,Or you bring your own grandfather.,The worst thing you have to do is a special baby.。
But look at this lord, nothing, nothing, that is, no fighting, no magic, and a negative IQ, anyone can step on two feet, and it will be a miserable mix.
Moreover, his memories are mostly vague, and his impressions and perceptions of the world are like those felt by a sleepy man, as if he had a soul that was not fully possessed.
Perhaps, it was the childhood illness that hit his soul hard, but it may also be because of this that his own soul can take its place.
He is also called Gao Ge, and he is also called Gao Ge, this is too coincidental, is it a coincidence, or is there some secret hidden in the dark?
Anyway, I'm sorry, let me live well for you, and then ...... Go back again.
Putting aside the chaotic thoughts, Gao Ge made up his mind.
It was at this time that Gao Ge heard two high-fives from nowhere, and the hustle and bustle around him stopped abruptly.