"Hey, Miss Miaoyi is leaving, it's too early, it's a pity, I really want to listen to a few more songs." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 (This brother, please don't be so hypocritical. ）

"yes, my head is full of her wonderful figure. (This brother is more sincere!)

"Hmph, superficial!" (Could it be a man of depth?)

"Lao Tzu just likes her big breasts!" (Your sister, don't pant when you speak!)

"Hehe, how can there be people like you?" (Seems to be another person with depth?)

"I'm not interested in her big breasts. (Yo he? Is it a lolicon?)

"I can't forget her long legs. (Fuck your sister, I don't believe you guys anymore!)

However, through the above dialogue, it can be seen that in a short period of time, Yan Miaoyi has won the love of everyone.

"But why is Miss Miao Yi gone, and the music is still going on?" (Has anyone finally figured out this problem? I've been waiting so hard!)

(Stupid author to Lao Tzu roll rough, and then send parentheses to kill you!)

(Oh oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm going to get out, I'm going to get out.) ）

(I said that I won't let you send brackets!Why do you send it back?!Don't put the reader in the eyes, right?)

(The last one, the last one!)

(Damn, it's still hairy!, I'm going to hack you to death!)

(Help, help!)

The author has been hacked to death, and I am his younger brother, and I am starting to ghostwrite.

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"yes, you don't say I haven't noticed. Not only is the music still playing, but the music seems to be louder than when I listened to it before!" said Passerby A.

"Yes, yes, I think so too!" said Passerby B.

"Could it be that Suning guy made it up again?" said passerby C.

"It's possible that Suning has such a good relationship with the two of them. Passerby Ding said.

"Just call me and ask!" passers-by ...... Belch...... Passers-by said.

......

"What's the matter, brothers, are you still having fun?" Chen Meow finally took responsibility!

"This wine is really nothing. Passerby A, B, C, and D gave a thumbs up, "However, it would be better if there were a few more, ahem." ”

"Hahaha, I know, I understand. Three days at the latest, to meet your requirements, rest assured! In this way, I still have something to do, so I will go first. ”

After speaking, Chen Meow snapped his fingers and said to the bartender: "A glass of Bloody Mary per person, put it on my account." ”

"A glass of thin wine is not a tribute, you must accept it!"

I have to say that Chen Meowmeo's EQ is still very high, but sometimes her IQ needs to be improved a little.

"Brother Chen, don't go, Brother Chen, don't go!" Seeing Chen Meow pulling his legs and leaving, passers-by hurriedly stopped him, calling him over not for this cup of Bloody Mary, they were not short of money! .

"Actually, we mainly want to ask, why is Miss Miao Yi gone, but the music is still there?"

"Hey, so you were going to say this, I thought you were going to do something. Chen Meow suddenly realized that she had to accompany the wine ladies before, so she thought that these people were also asking for this.

Chen Meowmeow, who knew that he had misunderstood, continued: "This is all something made up by Suning, it seems to be something called a tape recorder, which can record the sound and then play it on a loop." However, I don't know exactly what it does, so you might as well ask him directly. By the way, he should have returned to the store by now, you can go directly to Suning's store to find him. ”

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"Sure enough, that kid from Suning made it. After Chen Meow left, passerby A said thoughtfully.

"Why do you feel that Suning's brain is better after being abolished?" said passer-by B suspiciously.

"Can being deposed increase IQ?" said passerby C.

"Hehe, do you need my help to abolish you?" said passers-by A, B, and D, plus passers-by collectively.

"No, no. ”

......

At this time, Suning didn't know that he was being hotly discussed. At this time, he had already returned to the store, looking at the empty shop, and couldn't help but smile bitterly.

Why are the main consumers in both places the same group of people!!

But after all, it was the first day of opening, and everyone went at this time period. When it becomes regular in the future, there should be no such problems.

"Suning!"

Hahaha, is there finally a customer coming to the door?

"I heard you have something called a tape recorder here? What the hell is that?"

After a heated discussion, the passerby group finally decided to let Xiao Bing live for the time being, and the five of them came to Suning together.

"Huh?"

I thought it was for dinner, but I didn't expect to want to buy a tape recorder.

Suning originally planned to release the news at the right time, but he didn't expect to be discovered so quickly. But that's good, the province has publicized itself.

The last time I advertised the bike, I lost my old nose, but it is said that they have started to hold their own bicycle competitions. Moreover, these people have also started to modify themselves!

is worthy of being a monk, and his hands-on ability is strong!

"The tape recorder is the kind of thing that can continue to be played after Miss Miao Yi is gone, did you invent it? What is it?"

"Go out and turn right to the equipment store, fully automatic service, slow walk and don't send. ”

What a pleasant explanation!

......

Sent four, oh no, five passers-by. Suning waited in the small shop for the customer's door.

Usually busy feet don't touch the ground, but now it's really a little uncomfortable to be idle.

"The emperor has arrived!"

Sister, isn't this a slut! As soon as he said that he was not comfortable, the emperor came. And he is still followed by this dead eunuch Hai Gonggong, this Hai Gonggong who has always looked at Suning unpleasantly!

In recent days, the emperor has not come, probably because he is too busy with government affairs.

Moreover, Venerable Qingshi did not come, probably because he was smoked to death by eating stinky tofu.

"The emperor is auspicious, the emperor is invited, is it a box or a private seat?"

"Suning, are you guilty?"

Who knows, the emperor didn't pay attention to Suning at all, and directly asked Suning for the crime!

"Huh?"

What is the situation? Come up and ask me if I know the sin, what crime have I committed?!

Suning's mind was instantly confused, although you are the emperor, you can't force me to confess?!!

"Be bold, don't kneel yet!"

Nima's, dead eunuch, Lao Tzu will kill you sooner or later! Where did Lao Tzu recruit you to provoke you, and fight against Lao Tzu all day long!

"May I ask Your Majesty, what crime has the villain committed?"

As soon as the emperor said this, Suning guessed that it might be because of the last beating of the little prince.

After all, beating the emperor's relatives is a big crime!