Motioning for the young man to continue eating, the master said with a smile: "I think back then, I also opened a restaurant in Emperor Qi City, but it was not a noodle restaurant, it was a fast food restaurant." ”

The girl in red asked, "Where is it, what is the name, I am also from Emperor Qi City, and there is no place in the city that I know." ”

With a look of memory, the master said:

"The restaurant I opened back then was on Hunan Road, called 'Yuantong Fast Food'. ”

Gu Wen was choked when he heard it, and almost ate the noodles into his nose: "Yuantong?

The master glared and said, "What's the matter? My surname is Yuan Mingtong, how good is it to call Yuantong? ”

"What the hell is SF?"

Gu Wen raised his hand: "SF is not a ghost, you continue, you continue." ”

Snorting twice, the master continued: "Although there were not many people in the small shop at the beginning, the business was barely passable. Some people put forward opinions that the salt was too much, and the dishes were overfried, and I tried to change them. ”

"Later, I don't know who I provoked, and things were wrong. ”

"In the first few days, people often pushed the door in: 'Yo, you're not a Huaiyang restaurant here, you're not a Cantonese restaurant, aren't you a Manchu Han banquet?'"

"I also explained to people that I was just a fast food, and I wouldn't be tall either. ”

As a result, these people turned around and left, just go, and he turned around and pasted a red paper on the door: 'This is not a Manchu and Han full banquet', 'This does not know how to cook Cantonese cuisine and Huaiyang cuisine', 'This is a fast food restaurant'. That's the truth, I admit it. ”

"Then someone followed and pasted red paper on the façade: 'Fortunately, I didn't go in', 'I don't know Cantonese cuisine, Huaiyang cuisine, Manchu and Han full banquets, what kind of restaurant do you open?'" ”

"Then there was a sticker: 'There is 0.5 grams less meat in the burger today than yesterday, the boss is too picky'. This is to eat fast food with the scales. This is a serious opinion, I'll change it, add 0.6 grams more next time, okay?"

"There are also stickers: 'This has fried food, experts say it causes cancer, everyone should not come to eat', this is to bring experts to eat. I remember that some experts said that eating rice and noodles is carcinological, right?"

"Some people followed the sticker: 'Fortunately, I ran fast, and my life was saved', 'Thank you, brother, thank you for sacrificing your life to test the poison'. ”

"How idle do you think these people are? I'll open a small fast food restaurant to earn some pocket money. As a result, the door was covered with notes and could not be opened. ”

"I can't tear it off yet, or others will say that I am not modest, arrogant, and hinder the freedom of others to put red paper. ”

"Later, I couldn't hold it anymore, so I left Emperor Qi City and came to Linhai City. In fact, business is not easy to do here, but everyone is busy with life, and no one comes to my door to come to the sticker, so it is finally quiet. ”

Yuan Tong said a lot in a Kanye tone, crackling. Even the young man surnamed Bai, who was still crying with a sad face, was amused.

Seeing that the atmosphere in the store was normal, Yuan Tong smiled again and said to the young master surnamed Bai:

"Young man, there's no need to be too serious, there is no obstacle in this world that cannot be overcome, come on! I am optimistic about you. ”

After listening to Master Yuan Tong's ridicule, he finished eating noodles. When I went back to the hotel, Gu Wen was in a very good mood, and I turned on the TV and watched "The Amorous Princess Ruthless" twice.

This masterpiece plays three episodes a day, and almost 70% of the residents of Linhai City are watching it.

It is said that it is because of the collective waterproofing between episodes. caused the sewers in Linhai City to skyrocket, and the water level once exceeded the warning line, which made the staff of the Flood Control Bureau nervous.

Of course, in Gu Wen's opinion, "Amorous Princess Ruthless Man" is basically a third-rate romance drama plus a third-rate martial arts drama. The plot is a mess.

But there is one thing that Blue Star can't compare, don't do stunts in acting here, don't hang Weiya. As soon as the exercises are opened, as soon as the talisman and seal magic weapon are on, you can fight as much as you want, and you can fly as much as you want, which is absolutely true.

If Lan Xing's script and shooting technology are combined with the real kung fu of Qingyun Continent's Fu Seal Weapon, I don't know what effect it will have? It will definitely be able to easily defeat dramas such as "Popular Garden" and "Little Swallow", right?

With all kinds of whimsical ideas, Gu Wen fell asleep. In the dream, Gu Wen returned to the long-lost Blue Star and became a world-class kung fu superstar.

The dream is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.

The next day, Xiao Ying and Lao Fang went to decorate their new home, and Gu Wen continued to attend interviews at other colleges. This time the luck was even worse.

The Third to the Ninth Martial Arts University directly rejected Gu Wen's application: "Mr. Wen, students who are disrespectful to the teacher, our university does not want it. ”

The Dean of Education at the Tenth University welcomed Gu Wen's admission:

"The group of hypocrites in the second university, I am annoyed when I look at it, the purpose of our university is to liberate nature, open and truth-seeking. Wenguo, welcome to the school, come in with me immediately to go through the formalities!"

A big rock fell to the ground in Gu Wen's heart, and happily followed the teaching director with the demeanor of a scholar to walk inside.

Approaching the gate of the Tenth University, Gu Wen was blinded by the scene in front of him:

"Wow, why are the top names of all the graduates in this world David Copperfield?

"Wow, there's a statue of a girl's name, this one dares to be a full fruit, it's too open, right?"

"Wow, this group next to the small lake is having an uncovered meeting, right? How many are it against many? I can't count them. ”

"Wow, this is a woman, isn't it? The lily is in full bloom so unscrupulously, and her nature is too liberating. ”

"Wow, this is a man, isn't it? It's so dirty, my eyes, my stomach, my heart can't stand it. ”

Gu Wen began to run away.

The dean of education said: "Don't worry, the world is not what you see, this is just the tip of the iceberg, as long as you enter the school, I will open your eyes." Everything is so real. ”

Gu Wen smiled while running: "I'm sorry teacher, compared with these seniors just now, I realized that I still have hypocrisy and untruth hidden in my heart." Wait for me to go back and recite the scriptures tens of thousands of times, remove the hypocrisy, and then apply for the exam. Goodbye. ”

The dean shouted from afar, "Remember to come again." Liberate nature, be open and truth-seeking, come on!"

When Gu Wen ran out of seven or eight miles and finished breathing, he remembered that there were a total of ten martial arts universities in Linhai City, and there was no one to apply for.

After learning from the pain, Gu Wen realized: "I'm so stupid, really." Obviously, my martial arts talent is so poor, I still insist on running to apply for martial arts, isn't this shoddy, hitting a stone with an egg? It seems a little wrong, but that's what it means. ”

"I'm so versatile, I can apply for literature, science, and art schools, how can I hang myself from a tree in the Martial Arts University?"

"That's it, I'll move on to other universities tomorrow. Martial Arts University, you don't want me, it's your loss. Hum. ”

It was getting late, and Gu Wen took a taxi back to the hotel.

Xiao Ying still comforted Gu Wen, who was a little unwilling, and fully agreed with Gu Wen to apply for literature, science and art universities.

Lao Fang still went back to squat to watch "The Amorous Princess Ruthless Man"

The new home has been cleaned up. Gu Wen discussed with Xiao Ying that after applying for the school tomorrow, he would go back to his new home directly, which can be regarded as a double happiness of admission and housewarming.

However, on the third day, Gu Wen's bad luck seemed to continue.

At Wenzong University, the long-haired teacher looked at an essay written by Gu Wen on "Maxima", and sighed:

"Mr. Wen, your article is indeed excellent. It's a pity that your words are really... Alas... It's unsightly. ”

"It's a bit reluctant to get into the kindergarten affiliated to Wenzong University, so how can you enter Wenzong University? ”

At the University of Science, the well-dressed middle-aged teacher looked at Gu Wen, who was full of confidence, and nodded:

"Okay, next, Mr. Wen, please perform the fourth part of the thirteenth section of the Eight Rites of the Ancient Rites, the banquet ceremony. Let's go. ”

"What? You won't? You won't apply to the University of Science?"

"What? You say science means science and engineering, a school where you learn how to make stupid and stupid things like machinery? How is that possible?"

"Our science university is to learn all kinds of principles between heaven and earth, especially all kinds of etiquette, and pay attention to preserving heavenly principles and destroying human desires. You've even mistaken the purpose of our university, please!"

The beautiful teacher of the University of the Arts frowned and looked at Gu Wen: "Classmate Wen, you also know that art is a manifestation of beauty, and there are strict requirements for appearance. Look!"

"Brushed" rows of bewitching beauties smiled, flashing Gu Wen's titanium dog eyes;

"Brushing" a team of beautiful men smiled, and Gu Wen "wow" vomited non-stop.

The beautiful teacher shook her head: "It's okay if your appearance is not good, temperament! Look how ugly you vomit? Xiaohua, come over and spit it out to classmate Wen to see. ”

A lively beauty emerges from the crowd with a smile. Gu Wen raised his palm:

"No need! The beauty vomits, this is too dirty. I'm ashamed of myself, I'm flashing!"

As the sun set, Gu Wen sat on the street in a daze, another lost day.

A few pedestrians pass by.

A plainly dressed little girl gritted her teeth, took out the last two coppers from her shriveled coin purse, gently placed them at Gu Wen's feet, and then ran away quickly with a red face.

A black caravan suddenly stopped in front of Gu Wen, and the curtain was raised, revealing Xiao Ying's pointed chin. Xiao Ying said softly:

"Boss, let's go home~~" (To be continued.) )