Chapter 6: The Other Side
My mother understood at this time, this mother-in-law was helping her solve the big things of the husband and wife! Hurriedly pointed a finger at my father's forehead, "I have no conscience! Our mother is waiting for you to reply! I dare to go to the military baby's house to play around!"
My dad understood, watching the purple blue on my body gradually turn black, I cried louder and louder, gritted my teeth, knelt on the ground, kowtowed to my grandmother, bowed his head and said, "Mom, my son will not gamble in the future, if he gambles again, I will chop off these two hands!"
"Well," my grandmother said when she heard my dad say this, so she looked at my dad and said to my dad, "go and get some straw from the yard."
Wheat straw is a common thing in the countryside, mainly used for cooking and ignition, because dry firewood is not easy to catch fire, so it is generally used to start the fire with wheat straw first, and then put dry firewood, so that dry firewood is easy to ignite
My dad ran out and quickly picked up a lot of wheat stalks, and my grandmother was startled when she saw it, "Are you going to set this house on fire?"
My dad smiled, "I don't know what to do, so I took more"
My grandmother didn't answer again, she took some wheat stalks, put them on the ground, wiped a foreign fire (matches, the name for matches in those days), lit the wheat stalks, hugged me with a bare buttocks, read the words, passed on the fire for a while, and said that it was magical, just after the fire, I immediately stopped crying, and the black marks on my body gradually dissipated, and disappeared after a while.
A false alarm, I was saved.
This thing from the time I can remember, I know about this, the family always used this to tease my dad playing cards and gambling, I didn't feel anything when I was a child, but I was actually very moved when I grew up, my grandmother treated her son through her grandson, and when I just had me, I let my dad know that I can't play like a young man anymore, I have to sacrifice something for this family, and my dad is really in the days to come, for me to stop gambling, although this kind of pay is simple, but I know that he is not easy.
"That's it, what's the matter? It's already in the past? Could it be that our ancestors have been following me all along? He has his own house underground" I looked at Yan, not quite understanding why he mentioned this.
"Hmph, is it?" Yan looked at me, "If it's not that your grandmother doesn't know, then she deliberately hides it from you, she should know that normally, even if she walks the path at night, she won't come back with your father for no reason, and when you're old, you said it's good to stay there, it's not Halloween, and there is no heaven and earth pole yin enchantment to protect you, why risk losing your soul and look at you, a great-grandson you have never met?"
"This, that's?" I had never thought about this before, and I don't blame it, how do I know about the twists and turns of yin and yang?
"Also, are the black handprints on your body really gone? There are no more marks on you?"
"This..."I suddenly felt that I couldn't breathe, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and subconsciously covered a part of my body, "My mother told me that this is a birthmark..."
Yan was about to answer, when the TV in front of me suddenly turned on automatically, faintly displaying blue light with an uninput signal, so I lowered my head and looked for something on the sofa. Yan looked strange and asked me, "What are you looking for?"
"Remote control, I may have accidentally touched the TV remote control, turned on the TV, this blue light looks uncomfortable, I want to turn it off" I'm still looking for it, the most amazing thing in the world is, it's obviously a meter around you, but you can't find it.
"Don't look for it" Yan shook his head in the mirror, "Your TV seems to be broken, and it has always been turned on inexplicably lately, and I often fall asleep at night and am woken up by it." But don't say it, the show inside is really good. ”
"Do ghosts sleep too......" I muttered under my breath, found the remote control, turned off the TV, thought of the topic just now, and continued, "The birthmark on my body, my mother told me I had it since I was a child......"
"That's what your grandmother told your parents" Yan stood up and looked at me, and I immediately ducked back, "Do you want to know the actual situation that night?"
I looked at him and wanted to shake my head, but somehow, the ghost almost nodded.
"That's what you told me to say, at your own risk. Yan looked at me and sighed, "It's also a poor person."
"That night, it wasn't your grandfather who was going to come back with your dad at all, but your younger brother, the younger brother who died before he was born. When the twin babies were born, the two souls were not determined, they thought it was your brother who was reincarnated into you, but by mistake, it turned out to be you reincarnated into you, which is nothing in itself, that day was the first seven days of your brother, and it was originally to go back to the yang world to see you from afar, after all, I was pregnant in October, and my brother was reincarnated when it was over. ”
"As a result, that night, who knew that your father rushed back from the path, at that time, your brother temporarily stayed next to your grandfather's tomb, as soon as he saw his biological father, after all, he was a person who had given blood and bones, and suddenly couldn't help crying all the way to follow, your grandfather felt that his great-grandson was pitiful, afraid that the wind would blow away your brother's soul, and he protected and pulled all the way, but just like that, your brother still came to your house with your father, as soon as he entered the door, he was stupid, and your grandfather also saw this family, his son, grandson, granddaughter-in-law, mixed feelings, and did not check for a while, and let your brother hug you!”
"It doesn't matter if it's someone else, the newborn has its own protection, and the evil outside the newborn will not enter the body of the newborn's extreme yang in 7749 days, but you are a chimeric body, and your brother himself just wants to hug you and go back, but it turns out to be directly into your body! And the position of your chimera is in the brain, as long as your brother's soul returns to its place, your brothers will die, and the bruises on your body are not so much caused by your grandfather grabbing you, but by your grandfather grabbing your brother to get out of your body."
"It's a pity that it's been too long, and no matter what, some of your brother's soul is still left on you, so there are still some bruises on you. It's not so much a bruise or a birthmark, it's part of your brother's soul..."
After Yan finished speaking, he looked at me in the mirror, as if waiting for me to speak.
I was already stunned at this time, and even if my imagination was rich, it was impossible to think of such a paragraph, and for a while I didn't know what to say, Yan looked at me and didn't speak, and continued:
"Originally, your mark should be on the head, but your brother knew that this disaster was caused by his failure to control himself, so he knelt on the ground and begged me, who came to the rescue at that time, to move the birthmark to another place, otherwise there is a mark on your face in this life, and you will be coldly looked at and ridiculed, so he is willing not to be reincarnated again for a hundred years and atone for his sins in the underworld. ”
"Originally, everything was fine, but some time ago, I talked to you about something because of the collection of souls, and I thought it was interesting, so I went back and told your brother, and your brother asked me to come and see you more after learning about it, so I had the last soul hunt. ”
"Hey, this is exactly a drink and a peck, and there is a fixed number. How do I know that because of my acquaintance with your brother, I will become what I am today. ”
Yan glanced at himself and said with a wry smile.
At this time, I came to my senses, looked at Yan and suddenly felt embarrassed, and it was not good to ask any more questions in my heart, so the two of us looked at it like this, and did not speak for a long time.
After a long time like this, Yan looked at me and broke the silence, "That was a problem just now, and you still have a problem"
At this time, although there was still a question in my heart, I really couldn't ask it, so I had to say, "That, how can I save you?"
Yan looked at me, smiled and waved his hand, this was the first time I could see the warmth on his face since I met him: "Come on, it's not this question you want to ask me, besides, you can't save me now, what you want to ask is, why can you borrow the power of other things?"
"Hmm", I nodded hesitantly, in fact, I wanted to ask Liu Shuai about it, because of my situation, I also guessed part of it, and I was a little respectful of this strange ability, but since it was said about this, it was difficult to refute his face, so I could only admit it.
"Chimeric people have a strong ability to imitate, don't you find that you usually like to imitate familiar people, such as imitating the way your boss speaks, or some of your co-workers' mantras, of course, most of them are used as funny skills. At the same time, people like you who still have some souls in the underworld, under the urging of a certain situation, will produce some qualitative changes, and this qualitative change is that what you imitate may not be a certain person's ability, but a certain ability that you subconsciously believe in and has become a classic, or semi-classic" Yan thought about it and tried to make me understand it in the simplest language," For example, that night, what you imitated was actually what you subconsciously believed, and it was the martial arts that most people consider to be classic literary works, of course, this is also because you have read these works many times and have a deeper understanding of them in your mind. ”
"Such a dick?" I suddenly felt that I could go to the end of the world with a sword and see the prosperity of the world.
"Hmph, do you want to try again after Zhou Yuan's fate?" Yan glanced at me coldly, and I couldn't help but shudder, "There is no free lunch in this world, if you think you can eat it for nothing, then you must not be far from an idiot, there are two problems with such a characteristic body, first, this ability must rely on mana to activate, otherwise it will not be able to be exerted, and second, such a body is almost impossible to cultivate like Liu Shuai, in other words, you can't get mana." Unless someone else uses their own mana to do it for you. So your ability is basically a waste of wood. It's like what, it's like a hydrogen bomb, the nuclear fusion explosion of a hydrogen bomb must first have a high-temperature and high-pressure environment, but the high-temperature and high-pressure environment must be provided by the atomic bomb for nuclear fission, even if you are a hydrogen bomb, but you don't have a nuclear fission atomic bomb to provide you with conditions, you are quiet like a lake, no ripples, no fart."
After Yan said this, there seemed to be a smile between his eyebrows, as if he was quite proud that he could say such a high-tech metaphor.
"Nima" I collapsed on the sofa, thinking that I was like the protagonist of an online novel, and I instantly had extremely awesome abilities. Oh, no, I suddenly thought of a detail that night, "The first time you put my hand on your forehead that night, it should have been your mana that turned on my power."
"That's right."
"But the second time, when I put my hand on the kindle, at that time you were already tied up with a fairy rope, although it was a copycat... , I muttered in my mouth, I don't know where so many unreliable magic weapons came from, "But your mana was imprisoned at that time, how can I still use that ability?"
"Why do you have such a good memory?" Yan shouted, "The logic should not be so strict, can't you treat this as a plot of a fantasy novel full of holes?
"I wonder how a staff member of your underworld knows so much about the various new products in the yang world" I gave him a blank look, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up"
Yan suddenly squirmed, thought for a long time, and then said, "I can say it, but you must not be angry"
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, it's good to learn a way to open the ability without your mana" I looked at him with a smile, thinking to myself, don't forget what I do, I have a nickname in the company called "The Little Prince of Finding Loopholes", and I can find many bugs in the code written by Liu Shuai. Find this loophole, this old boy can't fool me, as long as I learn this ability that can't be activated by force, I'm not just like Thor, no, it should be even better than Thor
"Well, you know the basic principles of Taoist cultivation," Yan asked
"Knowing the theoretical basis, refining and refining qi, refining qi and transforming gods, refining gods and transforming voids, refining voids and combining the Dao, what's wrong?" I wondered why he mentioned this
"The principle is right, your body can't cultivate, that is, you can't store mana, but as long as the essence in your body is sufficient, you can quickly urge it when I don't use mana, refine and refine the qi in a short time, and then practice the qi and transform the god, and produce weak mana, although it is not much, but that night is expedient, I can only urge it like that, but then there will be a side effect..."
"What side effects?" the corners of my mouth twitched, and my smiling face began to stiffen, with a vague sense of foreboding.
"That, you know that there is such a thing as essence, ordinary people don't use it to turn qi, but to snap it, you know, don't let me say something that is inappropriate for children. But this method will drain your essence qi all at once, and then your body will be in a protective state caused by the lack of essence qi for a long time, so just..."
"Don't babble, what the hell are you talking about!" I became more and more anxious, and the ominous premonition became heavier and heavier
"That, it's just that for a few days, your little brother won't have any reaction, you know, the English scientific name is ED " Yan held back for a long time, and finally said it, and then looked at my dull face, felt that the atmosphere was too embarrassing, and hurriedly added," Don't worry, it's only ten days and half a month, hahaha, you're single now anyway, you can't use it if you can't use it, it's not just September, it's not in September, hahaha, don't worry, it's been a week, Liu Shuai is worse than you, he used a lot more blood than you that night, and he has been singing "Wukong" for about half a year, just that sentence - I want to, what's the use of this iron rod"
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I hurriedly ran into the bedroom
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toss
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Toss again
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Ten minutes later, everyone in the community could hear a word
"Yan! I'll fuck you!"