Chapter 17: Migraine
Block of flats. Living room.
A square dining table with three candidates who are not candidates sitting.
Gao Jing sat at the computer desk not far away, busy with her own affairs, and let the three candidates answer the questions on their own.
She has no interest in invigilating and accompanying the exam, and the discipline in the examination room depends on consciously abiding by it.
However, in the examination room at the dinner table, the situation is not ideal.
Zhu Yunlong, in particular, was very restless.
If there is a colloquial saying, it is so appropriate.
Books are hated less when they are used.
Zhu Yunlong, 29 years old this year, has long forgotten the two drops of ink of the year.
If it weren't for Gao Jing, it would be absolutely impossible for him to pick up the textbook again and learn bird language in a fashionable way.
It was so painful, like a babbling toddler, who was simply ignorant and had no bright future.
Fortunately, Zhu Yunlong has a sweet dream, and for the common language of the two worlds, he can still grit his teeth and work hard to support it.
Now that he is chasing ducks into battle, whether it is a mule or a horse, he has to slip away, Zhu Yunlong can no longer hide his clumsiness, he only hates himself for being young and not working hard, and now he is very sad.
Less than 15 minutes after the exam began, his forehead began to sweat, and under the reflection of the light, it was greasy and bright.
Then, Zhu Yunlong began to cheat.
For a while, he turned into a goose that "bent his neck to sing to the sky", and copied Li Degang on the left, and for a while, he turned into a giraffe who "looked up and gnawed leaves", peeking at Huang Zhen opposite.
If two people have the same answers, he will be happy and write it into the test paper, if not, it will be troublesome.
can only be lucky, even guessing, and choose one randomly.
Most of the time, he chooses Li Degang's answer.
The strange thing is that Li Degang's bandaged head is gradually tilted to the side, and the more crooked it becomes, the more serious it becomes, and it seems that he will lean on his shoulder in the next moment.
This scene fell in Zhu Yunlong's eyes, thinking that Li Degang took the initiative to cooperate with plagiarism, and deliberately tilted his head to the side, so as not to block his vision.
Actually, it's not like that at all.
Only Li Degang knew that he had seen a hell.
That's right, hell alive!
For a moment, Li Degang felt in a trance, and his vision was blurred, as if he saw a strange cage holding seven or eight monsters.
Each monster has an abominable face, with long fangs and disgusting salivation, and looks hideous and terrifying.
In particular, Li Degang could faintly hear the monster's incomparably tragic roar.
There was a strong resentment and greed in the roaring voice.
The cage of resentment imprisons him, and he hates that he can't break through the shackles and go to the outside world to feast and harm the world.
Fortunately, this symptom of living hell has existed for a very short time, and the frequency of occurrence is not very high.
What is distressing is that the picture of the ghost seems to be staring at Li Degang, like a ghost, which will always appear.
Miraculously, as long as Li Degang tilted his head to the side, he could alleviate the symptoms and even interrupt the picture interference.
If Li Degang is replaced by Huang Zhen's closest and most trusted partner, then Huang Zhen will definitely tell the truth: this is a migraine caused by a problem with the eyebrows.
You must know that the center of the eyebrows is located in the middle of the two eyebrows, and there is also a name called Yintang acupoint.
It does not belong to any of the meridians, but it is also a famous extrameridian acupoint.
There are countless nerves gathered here, and even the most brilliant acupuncturists dare not use needles on themselves, for fear of injuring the nerves of the Yintang acupoint, causing dizziness, headaches, strokes, and terrible illnesses of unconscious.
If the eyebrows and the Yintang acupoint are not enough to illustrate the importance, then there are two other names for hanging bombing heavens here.
On the dantian.
Mud Pill Palace.
The House of the Tibetan Gods is here.
Refining the gods is still empty, and it is also here.
Just ask if you're afraid?
The reason why Huang Zhen chose to start here is to turn Li Degang into an idiot.
As long as the water of the five elements is dried up and exhausted, the monsters locked in it will inevitably devour everything, just like cancer cells, alien species will invade, extinct indigenous life, destroy the original ecology, and leave a dilapidated ending.
However, the water of the five elements contains Huang Zhen's thoughts, and when he arrives in the new environment, he will inevitably not adapt to it, and he will definitely be consumed by Li Degang.
For example, Li Degang used his brain excessively, was sluggish, and was tired, so he definitely used the water of the five elements as nutrition and automatically absorbed it in order to recover.
As the saying goes, water is the source of life, not to mention the higher water of the five elements?
Even if Li Degang didn't use his brain, the water of the five elements would gradually evaporate, just like the sugar coating on the surface of the pill, and finally disappear under the wetting of saliva.
Fortunately, the time is still short, the sugar coating is not broken, the monster has not come out, and Li Degang can still answer the question normally.
Gradually, after answering the previous questions, I began to enter the rhythm of reading comprehension.
Zhu Yunlong's eyes were burning and he continued to plagiarize, but he accidentally bumped into Huang Zhen's gaze, and his face couldn't help but flush, and he was embarrassed to have a cancer attack.
Of course, Huang Zhen is not a fool, it is impossible to continue to be an enemy, so he immediately left the dinner table, walked to the tea table, and answered the question in a half-squat.
Zhu Yunlong had no choice but to hold a grudge in secret.
Hmph! Lao Tzu sees that your roll is to give you face, and the turtle grandson is shameless, and he can't figure it out......
On the other side, Huang Zhen quickly completed the test paper, and handed in the paper without checking: "Teacher Gao, please take a look!"
Gao Jing was busy with the paper, and she didn't look back, so she answered: "Put it first, and score it together when they are ready." ”
Huang Zhen touched his nose, smiled, returned to the tea table, took out the textbook from his backpack, reviewed it silently, and waited quietly.
The two people at the dinner table on this side looked at each other and were hesitant.
Zhu Yunlong frowned and asked Li Degang in a low voice: "Is he so powerful, and he is so much ahead of us?"
Li Degang was also puzzled, but flatly denied it: "What a fart, he will definitely hand in a blank slate!"
"I can see very clearly that he didn't hand in the blank paper, at least every question before reading was filled, and many of the answers are the same as yours!"
Li Degang was obviously stunned, and his tone was solemn and serious: "Many of the answers are the same as mine?
Zhu Yunlong nodded heavily, and a bad feeling welled up in his heart.
said that the bet is as high as 10,000 yuan, which is a huge amount of money that cannot afford to lose for the poor ghost surnamed Huang!
Presumably, that turtle grandson will not be stupid enough to give money for nothing and be completely embarrassed, he must have something to rely on!
To be on the safe side, Lao Tzu must change the answer!
As soon as he thought of this, Zhu Yunlong immediately took action.
According to the secret notes made before, change the answer to be exactly the same as Huang Zhen.
That's right, he completely abandoned his "comrade-in-arms" Li Degang.
Li Degang tilted his head, observed for a while, and saw the fool's modification actions, and instantly understood Zhu Yunlong's mind and wit.
This idiot is not too stupid!
Regardless of whether the answer of the turtle grandson is correct or not, at least in the previous questions, the second Zhu Yunlong can also get the same score and is completely invincible.
Moreover, the second goods can continue to plagiarize the answers in the back, and with their strong reading comprehension, they will definitely win easily!
Li Degang secretly praised it and continued to answer the question very confidently.
Zhu Yunlong is also plagiarizing, witnessing the passage of time.
Dozens of minutes later, Gao Jing glanced at the screen and said unhurriedly: "When the time comes, please hand in the paper." ”
The three of them approached the computer desk, handed over the test papers one after another, took a step back, gathered around Gao Jing, and waited for the results to come out.
Close at hand, at your fingertips!
The dark fragrance floats, seducing people's souls!
Zhu and Li looked down at the back of Gao Jing's neck, where there was pitch-black hair, hiding the looming neck, occasionally revealing a touch of creamy skin......
The two of them snorted thicker and thicker, and the air they inhaled far exceeded the exhaust breath exhaled, as if they wanted to keep the body fragrance of their sweetheart in their bodies forever.
Gao Jing had already noticed it, but it was not easy to say it clearly, and it was inconvenient to accuse, but she was surprised that Huang Zhen was calm.
How did she know that Huang Zhen had already opened the eye of heaven and secretly detected the body fragrance ingredients in the air, but there was nothing abnormal.
There is neither the poisonous gas in the boys' dormitory, nor the clear air in the forest in the countryside, so they just treat it calmly and breathe as usual.
Brush!
Gao Jing opened the drawer, took out a red pen, and began to correct the papers, intending to make a quick decision and drive out the three bee butterflies.
The first to correct was Zhu Yunlong's volume.
Surprisingly, the speed of grading is so fast that it's just incredible.
I saw Gao Jing holding the red pen, the tip of the pen quickly slid down with her gaze, and the red pen was suspended above the composition in less than a minute.
All the way down, there was no movement, neither a check, nor a fork, nor a deduction.
It wasn't until ten seconds later, after Gao Jing finished reading the composition, that she wrote the corresponding deduction for the composition: -25.
Then turn the tip of the pen and write the final result at the beginning of the volume: 92.
Obviously, when Gao Jing marks the papers, she proofreads the answers and scores mentally at the same time, which has such a high efficiency.
Looking at the entire secondary school, there is no second teacher who has the same ability.
If the scope is expanded from a small middle school to the whole county, the whole city, the whole province, and even the whole country, I am afraid that only a few elites can compare.
"Mr. Zhu's grades have improved very quickly, which is also commendable. Gao Jing sat still, handed the volume to Zhu Yunlong behind him with her backhand, and commented casually, "It's just that in terms of composition, I didn't understand a sentence, even if I deducted 30 points, it would not be too much." ”
Zhu Yunlong took the exam paper, staring at the red 92 points with wide eyes, only feeling that his heart was full of joy, and all his efforts were not in vain.
He didn't hear the ridicule at all, but his heart was surging and he shouted: "Thank you Teacher Gao for taking the lead, I will definitely redouble my efforts to learn English, and I am always ready to move closer to Teacher Gao!"
Immediately afterwards, Zhu Yunlong turned his head to look at Huang Zhen sideways, and said meaningfully: "Please prepare in advance!"
What preparation?
Of course, it is to dig out the wallet and learn to bark in preparation for the dog.
"Teacher Zhu, don't worry, I'm really ready!" Huang Zhen didn't squint, and said secretly in his heart: I'm ready to collect money.
"I hope Huang Zhen won't regret it later!"
"A manly man, how can he regret it with a mouthful of spit and a nail?"
The sonorous and powerful rhetorical questions and answers won Zhu Yunlong's heart. He gave a thumbs up and praised: "Huang Zhen's promise is interesting! haha......"
In a few words, Gao Jing finished another exam paper and reported the results: "Li Degang scored 113 points, compared with the 104 points in the last exam, which is also a great improvement, and I hope to guard against arrogance and rashness and continue to work hard." ”
It was originally a word of encouragement, but when I heard it in Li Degang's ears, I was stunned, and my heart was full of taste.