Chapter 294: Eat My Old Sun with a Stick
Seeing that the Hou family father and son were really not ready to keep their promise and sell the sixteen coal mines to Lu Xiaowei at half price, Lu Xiaowei and Xing Sanyang looked at each other and smiled, and a bright smile crossed their faces.
The father and son of the Hou family who watched this scene were stunned, they didn't understand what Lu Xiaowei and Xing Sanyang meant, they were so happy to be deceived, could it be that these two people really had a problem with their brains.
Looking at the confused father and son of the Hou family, Lu Xiaowei smiled slightly: "Hou Wangsun and Hou Haojie, do you still remember one of the promises, if you two don't keep your promise and sell me sixteen coal mines at half price, you will give me sixteen coal mines for free?"
"Of course I remember this, why, do you still plan for us to give you sixteen coal mines for free?" Hou Wangsun couldn't help laughing, his face full of ridicule.
Seeing this scene, Lu Xiaowei hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't be busy refusing first, I'm afraid that you will be hit by five thunderbolts from the sky, in case you are killed by thunder, who will sell us sixteen coal mines for free." β
"Lu Xiaowei, what do you mean by this?" Hou Wangsun's face was slightly gloomy, and he had a bad premonition.
Lu Xiaowei said with a smile: "Hou Wangsun, you are also a gray road boss who has been crisscrossing Lanhe County for decades, don't you really think I am a fool, thinking that I am coaxing you with a child's play promise?"
"Could it be that the promise book really has any effect?" Hou Wangsun sneered: "Lao Tzu has been crisscrossing Lanhe County for decades, I don't know how many people I have killed and how many promises I have made, but I will never be superstitious, and your promise book can't bind me." β
Hou Haojie also sneered: "Lu Xiaowei, you still don't believe that you are stupid, isn't it just a promise book carried by a living Buddha, can you really make a promise come true, you are too naΓ―ve." β
"If you two don't believe it, you can try it, by the way, don't play so big if you try, you can try to tell others the secret of the Book of Promises. Looking at Hou Wangsun and Hou Haojie, who were full of disbelief, Lu Xiaowei smiled faintly and said.
Looking at Lu Xiaowei and Xing Sanyang's confident appearance, Hou Wangsun and Hou Haojie looked at each other, and Hou Wangsun said coldly: "Xiaojie, just try to show them, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that a piece of broken paper can turn over any waves." β
"Okay, Dad, I don't believe that there is such an evil thing in the world, isn't it just a letter of promise, can it really make a move. β
As he spoke, Hou Haojie took out his mobile phone and dialed a lover's phone: "Amei, tell you something, today I signed a promise called ......"
Before Hou Haojie's words were finished, he felt that his memory was beginning to drain, and he couldn't remember what to say next, and at the same time, the whole person began to tremble: "Whoa...... Giggle...... Whoop...... Giggle...... I'm a little rooster, little rooster, I'm a little rooster, little rooster, I'm going to lay an egg today, babble. β
While singing, Hou Haojie opened his arms and began to jump up, his convulsive behavior frightened Hou Wangsun's face pale, staggered back a few steps, and pointed at Lu Xiaowei speechless.
"How can this be, how can this be, isn't it just a letter of promise, how can a promise come true. At this time, Hou Haojie also woke up from his nervousness, and when he woke up, Hou Haojie's mind flashed what had just happened, his face was red, and he shouted at Lu Xiaowei in disbelief.
Lu Xiaowei smiled and ignored him, but looked at Hou Wangsun: "Hou Dong, now you believe it, if you still don't believe it, you can try it yourself." β
"Xiaojie, are you sure you didn't play that on purpose just now, but really did that kind of thing inexplicably?" Hou Wangsun ignored Lu Xiaowei and stared at Hou Haojie word by word.
Hou Haojie's face was full of horror: "Dad, what is the occasion now, how could I deliberately do such an inexplicable thing, just when I was about to say the three words of the promise, I suddenly felt that my memory began to drain, and then I did that kind of inexplicable thing, this is really not what I deliberately want to do." β
"Then you try again and let me see, I really don't believe that there is such a magical promise book in the world. Hou Wangsun looked at Hou Haojie and said sharply.
Listening to Hou Wangsun's words, Hou Haojie showed a look of fear: "Dad, don't want it, that feeling is too terrifying, I ...... I'm a little afraid to try it. β
"If you don't dare to try, you have to try, this is a matter of billions, if you don't dare to try, then don't take a penny. Hou Wangsun roared.
Lu Xiaowei said with a smile: "The second time can still be tried, but don't have a third time, because everything can be repeated and repeated, if there is repeated and fourth, the promise book will fully work, and when the time comes, Gongzi will not only lose all his bad memories, but also become a neurotic, and even a vegetative person." β
"This ......" Hou Haojie's face turned pale with fright: "Dad, why don't we try it, what I said is true, I really didn't mean to do that just now, that promise book really has a magical effect, and it is definitely a great power possessed by a living Buddha." β
"Hurry up and try, isn't there another chance. Hou Wangsun was unmoved and continued to persecute Hou Haojie.
Seeing this, Hou Haojie was helpless, and dialed the phone again: "Cuicui, I'...... I'll tell you something......"
"Say, what's the matter, why don't you dare to say it, do you want to make people change their posture tonight?" a bewitching voice came from the other side.
Hou Haojie shook his head and said, "What I want to say to you is a promise......
Before he finished speaking, Hou Haojie felt that his memory was beginning to drain again, and then grabbed the phone and jumped up, his eyes were fierce and his face was hideous, and he pounced towards Hou Wangsun: "Oh, that thief, where do you want to run, eat my old grandson!"
In the roar, Hou Haojie jumped up, wanting to throw Hou Wangsun to the ground, but seeing this scene, Hou Wangsun immediately kicked out, kicked Hou Haojie out, and fell to the ground.
"What a thief, his strength is so high, look at Lao Sun's eighty-nine-seventy-two changes. Hou Haojie crawled up, shaking his head while twisting his buttocks: "Now that Lao Sun has transformed into a thousand-year-old wild boar, look at how this wild boar hits you." β
In the middle of the words, Hou Haojie screamed and rushed towards Hou Wangsun.
"Jiejie, what are you doing, are you playing a game with me, it's funny, when did you become the Monkey King. On the other side of the phone, Cuicui, who still didn't know the situation, said with a smile, waiting for Hou Haojie to reply.