Hou Bowen touched the tip of his nose in embarrassment when he heard this, and looked at Zhang Zhiwei and didn't know whether to say it or not.

"Hmph! It's definitely not a good word!" Zhang Zhiwei pouted: "With Liu Fatzi's grades, it is already good to be able to say these few words in English!"

Hou Bowen nodded with a smile and explained: "What about this couplet, the meaning of the couplet is 'If you don't die, you won't die, why do you have to try.'" "The next link is, 'If you don't try, you'll die, don't ask too much, just try'!"

"Poof!"

"Hahahaha......"

As soon as Hou Bowen said this, everyone was slightly stunned, and then burst into laughter!

Not to mention them, even the teachers and administrators in the background couldn't help but laugh when they heard it.

Facing everyone's laughter, Zhang Zhiwei's face turned red!

At the beginning of time, when they were about to go on stage, a very young girl came over, looked at Hou Bowen and asked, "What about the horizontal criticism?"

"Yes, yes, and sideways!"

Everyone also recalled, yes, isn't there still a horizontal batch that has not been translated?

"Uh...... Horizontal criticism ......" Hou Bowen touched the tip of his nose and looked at the current host in front of him, who is also the school flower of the school, and he is also the same table Tong Mengyao who has been at the same table for three years.

He opened his mouth and sighed: "The horizontal batch is: 'it'!"

“......”

Everyone was instantly stunned, especially when it was Tong Mengyao, the school flower, who asked this sentence!

And what is even more shocking is that Hou Bowen actually replied!

"Poof!" Liu Yu couldn't stop laughing for the first time, and then everyone came back to their senses and forced themselves to laugh, but it could be seen that it was also very hard to hold back!

"Yikes!"

couldn't stand everyone's gaze, Tong Mengyao ran to the stage with red cheeks, and several other hosts also walked out one after another when they saw this.

Hesitating himself is the last finale, so Hou Bowen is the most relaxed one in the background.

"Monkey, I just inquired, do you know what Zhang Zhiwei is going to sing?" Liu Yu said nervously: "This bastard really didn't have a good heart! He actually found a heavy metal band, and he actually sang rock and roll!"

"He, with his level, can he control a band?" Hou Bowen was not so worried when he heard this, but shook his head silently.

In his previous life, Hou Bowen's singing level was average, that is, KTV or first-class anchors, and he held the guitar and studied it for a while when he was in college, so he knew that this line of work looked simple, and he could sing it with his mouth open, but in fact, if he wanted to sing a song well, even if it was a children's song, the effort and dedication required were also great.

Not to mention a violent rock band! Without a long run-in, the lead singer has no way to get out of the pressure of the band in this situation, and drive the audience to drive the band!

"Aren't you worried? Rock music is the music that is most likely to excite and easily make people emotional!" Liu Yu worried: "This time the competition is who has the highest decibel of the audience!"

"Okay, okay, don't look like an old mother!" Hou Bowen suddenly saw his face change slightly, and waved his hand impatiently: "I'll go to the toilet, you hurry up and bring my guitar over to take a look! Beware that Zhang Zhiwei's guy is making a break, if something happens to the piano, it's really over!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Liu Yu heard this, and hurriedly ran to get the piano.

But Hou Bowen's face was ugly, because just now his watch suddenly trembled again.

His watch seems to be ordinary, but in fact it is a carrier of the 'strongest king system', which is responsible for searching for evil spirits around him at any time!

"Damn! I ran to the school!" he walked backstage, and after making sure that no one was watching him, he started running quickly towards the rooftop.

There, the breath of evil spirits is the strongest!

Running all the way, I remembered the introduction of evil spirits in my head.

In the human world, there is no way for evil spirits to survive! Therefore, even powerful evil spirits need to rely on human bodies, but this will also bring great danger to human beings!

The simplest example is that the evil spirit possesses the body for three months, and the lifespan is at least three years shorter!

And the physical condition will also become extremely poor! When your 'nutrition' supply is insufficient, the evil spirit will look for other bodies to possess again! And the night is the best time for the evil spirit to travel!

Otherwise, there is no way for them to live on earth, only in the spirit world. However, the spirit world will eat the weak, and the weak evil spirits will only be used as rations!

"Meow a mi, let's do the last 'cleaning' work for my alma mater!" Hou Bowen sighed.

You don't have to think about it to know that you haven't dealt with this kind of incident in the human world for more than two years before! Now you can suddenly feel that it must be related to your promotion to the bronze rank and the complete activation of the system!

"It seems that some of you will be busy in the future!But it's okay, you can buy some new heroes as soon as possible!" Hou Bowen showed a cold smile on his face!

On the rooftop, a girl in her school uniform stood on the railing, her eyes looking into the distance.

It is the auditorium of the school! It is also the place with the most people at this moment!

'Bang!'

The door of the rooftop was kicked open by Hou Bowen, and after a glance, he quickly saw this unmoved girl.

"Tut-tut, it seems that it should be a body that has just been changed!What? Can't wait to find the next target?" On the empty rooftop, there is no one except for the two of them, and Hou Bowen is not hiding it!

Moreover, the perception of evil spirits is stronger than that of humans, so if nothing else, she should have felt herself a long time ago!

"Ah, you're Hou Bowen! I know you, I also bought your new books "Breaking the Sky" and "Smile Slightly", it's really amazing!" The girl looked at Hou Bowen, like a little girl who saw an idol!

"Is it?" Hou Bowen replied with a smile: "In this case, it is really difficult to do! How can I expel you without harming your body!"

"What are you talking about? Don't scare me...... Over here...... I'm very timid!" the girl looked at Hou Bowen timidly, looking like you were bullying me.

Hou Bowen smiled faintly, looked at her like straight water, and slowly walked forward step by step.

"Since...... Since you're looking for death, then don't blame others!" The little girl groaned, and her body suddenly ejected with a bow!

"Yo ho, it's a little fox! No wonder, it's so charming!" After speaking, he leaned sideways to avoid this pounce, recalling the skill of facial cleanser in his mind, and subconsciously frowned.