Chapter 184: Senior Lockhart
Harry turned his attention to his friends for help. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Roger was whispering to Colin with his mouth closed, and when he saw Harry almost being dragged away, he gave the Savior a look of enjoyment for him to experience.
And Hermione... She's still adoring Lockhart from the books, how could she possibly ruin Harry's good times?
After all, he is a savior, and he will always receive special attention from his teachers.
When he got to the classroom, Harry was relieved, and he tore his clothes flat in disgust, went to the last row and sat down, piling up seven of Lockhart's books in front of him so that he wouldn't see the real people.
The other students chatted and walked into the classroom, and Roger and Hermione sat down next to him.
"It's a shame I didn't bring an egg with me, otherwise I would have made an omelette. Roger looked at the savior's face and smiled.
"Shut up, you traitor to glory!" Harry leaned his head down on the table and whispered, "Are you short of money?
"Of course there is no shortage of money~ But the photos of the wine and pig are all given away for nothing, doesn't that make it seem that you are too cheap......" Roger said as a matter of course: "And the most important thing is that you will be so cheap that we will follow... After all, fans also need thresholds. ”
"What threshold do fans need?" Harry was a little surprised, and then reacted, "No! I don't need fans!!"
"Shhhh......h
Lockhart cleared his throat loudly, signaling for his classmates to be quiet, and reached for Neville's "Walking with Trolls" and held it in his hand, showing the blinking photo of himself on the cover.
"I," he said, pointing to his picture and winking at him, "Gilderoy Lockhart, 3rd Class Medal of the Order of Merlin, Honorary Member of the Anti-Dark Arts League, five-time winner of Wizarding Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award - but I don't talk about that, I'm not the one who drives away the ghost of Wanlun by smiling!"
He waited for everyone to laugh, and except for a few girls who chuckled at each other, Roger had the loudest laughter.
Lockhart smiled with satisfaction, showing his shiny eight teeth and said, "I see that you all bought my full set of books......"
Roger: "Hahahaha!"
Lockhart was interrupted by laughter, and he waited for Roger to stop laughing before he continued, "That's good, I think we'll do a test today......
Roger: "Hahahaha!"
Lockhart reluctantly stopped: "Mr. Collins, you don't have to laugh. ”
Roger: "Oh. ”
Lockhart: "Don't be afraid—just look at your ......"
Roger: "Hahahaha!"
Lockhart: "It's just ......"
Roger: "Hahahaha!"
Lockhart: "......"
Roger: "Hahahaha!"
To put it one-sidedly, the quality of the temper is usually directly proportional to the thickness of the skin.
Rodger interrupted him with a smirk again and again in front of so many people in class, but Lockhart was not so annoyed, but showed great interest.
"I wonder why Mr. Collins is smiling so happily, and we can say it and make us all happy. Lockhart said with a perfect 'smile'.
"That's what you asked me to say~" Roger squinted his eyes and smiled happily, the difference was that unless he tore his mouth open, he didn't have the ability to show eight teeth all the time.
Hermione and Harry, who knew him well, sensed that something was wrong, and they were going to do something again!
The girl pulled Roger's arm anxiously, she didn't want to make a bad impression on Professor Lockhart in his first class, and his magic strength was strong, and the girl was afraid that Roger would suffer if she provoked him.
Roger winked at Hermione and said to himself, "I'm smiling so happily... Mainly because I was overjoyed to see the Hogwarts seniors come back and start 'cultivating' the young and ignorant juniors..."
When Lockhart heard this, the smile on his face was even better, and his eyes were full of anticrisy waiting for Roger to continue to praise him.
"As far as I know, Professor Lockhart is a graduate of Ravenclaw... The professors recognized his talent and decided that he would make a career in the future......" Roger said with a grinning of flattery.
"Guy who can only slap his beard......" Malfoy stared hatefully at the boy's ugly face and Lockhart's expression.
The meeting was very harmonious for a while.
After laughing for a moment, the boy still seemed very flattering, but the words he said did not match his tone so well: "Although it does not live up to the ambitions he preaches among his classmates... For example, making a Philosopher's Stone before graduating, then captaining the LinkedIn Glenn to the Quidditch World Cup, and finally becoming the youngest Minister of Magic in the United Kingdom......
"Poof......" Harry next to him couldn't hold back his laughter for a while, watching Roger talk serious nonsense, just now he tried to cover his mouth to prevent himself from laughing, for which his ribs hurt.
The students in the classroom also laughed, and Lockhart's smile was a little reluctant......
Hermione gave Roger an annoyed elbow, "How can you arrange Professor Lockhart like that!"
Roger patted his chest lightly, sat down in his seat, and said with a malicious look in his eyes: "Senior Lockhart at that time had achieved good results in his studies - but he studied diligently not to improve himself, but to earn himself attention.
Senior Lockhart once lobbied the principal to start a school newspaper - because nothing made him happier than seeing his name and photo printed.
Senior Lockhart is very talented - he once imitated the Dark Mark and projected his huge, shiny head into the sky;
Unfortunately, he was still not very popular, but he still achieved his primary goal through a few repetitive, high-profile 'feats': to make him known to everyone in the school.
He magically carved a personal signature on the Quidditch pitch, each letter twenty feet long—for which he stayed at school for a week;
Every year on Valentine's Day, I send myself 800 greeting cards - to be honest, there weren't enough people at Hogwarts combined......"
Lockhart's face became sweaty, and he looked thin and haggard, without the vigor he had before.
This remark caused an uproar in the class, and all the students were restless and buzzed.
However, there is no shortage of Lockhart's brainless fans, accusing Roger in public, but Roger is all like a breeze and caress his ears, and he comes to the end with an understatement: "Actually, I'm joking...... I'm sure the deans of the faculties will tell you the real answer~"