Chapter 1: The Coffin That Kills

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It turns out that I am still dreaming!

Duan Liang had five swords stuck in his chest, and Duan Liang pulled out the swords on his chest one by one and threw them on the ground.

"Dare to hurt me in my dreams, are you tired of living?"

As Duan Liang spoke, the wounds on his body healed rapidly.

"What! The devil isn't dead?"

A white-clothed Taoist girl held a sword in her hand, and her voice was full of fear.

"We, the seventh son of Quanzhen, will kill you today...... the devil"

Before the other man in white finished speaking, his head was accompanied by Duan Liang's lazy laughter, and he kissed the earth.

Hehe!

"Dare to beep in Lao Tzu's dream, who gave you the courage?"

Duan Liang stepped on his head on the ground, and his bones shattered to the ground.

"Big brother, boss, we're fighting with you!"

The remaining Quan Zhen Liuzi stabbed towards Duan Liang with his sword.

Six sword qi came from all directions, and Duan Liang looked up to the sky and said: Cool!

Huh, that white-clothed Dao Gu looks good, hehe, you can play!

Duan Liang laughed, two black qi shot out from his eyes, dispersing the sword qi, and with a loud shout, a white bone coffin appeared in front of him.

I'm going, are my skills so cool?

My dream is really overbearing, there are corpses all over the mountains, it seems that I killed them, at least a thousand people!

It seems that I am playing the villain in my dream!

Duan Liang laughed, and the moment the lid of the white bone coffin opened, the black bat flew towards Quan Zhen Liuzi.

The five men turned into white bones in an instant, and Qiao Daogu collapsed to the ground, losing even the strength to get up.

"Pick it up, pick it up... Pick up the bones, pick up a white bone, throw it in a coffin, bury it in the soil......"

Duan Liang summoned five white bone coffins, threw the five white bones into the coffin, and very thoughtfully covered the coffin and buried it in the soil.

Think about it, although my name Duan Liang is completely unconscionable, I am a person with a conscience and quality, even in my dreams, I pay attention to protecting the environment, respecting corpses, and killing and buriing.

"Oh, Aunt Mei Dao, do you want to become a blush-faced and withered bone, or do you want to have a spring night with me?"

Duan Liang walked up to the frightened Dao Gu, stretched out his hand and pinched the nose of the pretty Dao Gu, and said with a smile.

Qiao Daogu's eyes were full of despair, her forehead was full of sweat, and her mouth was muttering, "How is it possible? How can you still be alive... It can't be ......"

"I dreamed of five coffins all of a sudden, and after I woke up, I would definitely be promoted and make a fortune, marry Bai Fumei, raise a two-tractor junior, walk on the pinnacle of life, and look forward to a better future. ”

Duan Liang hugged Qiao Dao Gu in his arms, and swallowed his saliva when he thought of this.

"Adversary, kill me quickly! The Seven Sons of Izumi Zhen vow to live and die together!"

Qiao Dao's face was like ashes, her teeth biting her lips, and she struggled desperately in Duan Liang's arms, but where was she Duan Liang's opponent.

Duan Liang hugged Aunt Qiao Dao and was ready to look forward to a better future.

Qiao Daogu looked at death as if she were home, opened her mouth and bit Duan Liang's nose!

"Playful ghost. ”

Duan Liang smiled and gently blew a breath of black air towards Qiao Dao Gu, who collapsed into Duan Liang's arms with a weak body.

Duan Liang gently inhaled the mint-scented lips, and he was immediately refreshed and shining.

Then, the dragon grasped and leaned towards the chest, this probe didn't matter, Duan Liang was stunned.

No way?

Is this the inverse proportion of the face and the chest in the legend? The more beautiful it looks, the smaller that part becomes?

Aren't all the things I usually dream about are turbulent and swallowing thousands of miles like a tiger?

How can this be a flat river today, with no mountains for thousands of miles?

Could it be that my way of touching it is a little obscene?

I'll change my position and come again!

This time it will definitely be a treasure.

Duan Liang stretched out his hand and probed towards the bottom of Qiao Daogu, this probe didn't matter, Duan Liang almost threw up, this was even more disgusting than eating 10,000 flies.

Duan Liang threw the women's clothing boss in his arms twenty meters away and wiped his lips vigorously.

Dreaming of a women's clothing boss?

And kissed him?

What have I done?

Think about it, after waking up, you still have to go to work, the work assigned by the manager has not been completed, and you will definitely be blinded if you go.

I want to be happy in my dreams for a while, it's all mess.

Hmm, why haven't you woken up yet!

In this dream, I am so rampant, and my force is worth blowing up the sky, then I will take this opportunity to do something even more rampant!

Duan Liang sat on the white bone coffin, and the white bone coffin gave birth to a pair of bone wings and flew towards the imperial city in the distance.

......

Inside the Bauhinia Palace.

"Your Majesty, something is wrong, the big devil has not been besieged and killed, and is now flying in the direction of the palace. ”

An old gray-haired eunuch ran into the palace in a panic, fell to his knees, and screamed.

"What! Isn't it more than a thousand masters of the vein master besieging him?"

The Emperor swooped onto the dragon chair and asked with a look of horror.

"Your Majesty, they're all dead!"

The old eunuch lay on the ground, his eyes full of tears.

"What... But... But... What does this matter to me? I didn't send people to besiege him, even if I wanted to, I didn't have the ability to do it!"

The emperor seemed to be talking to the Manchu civil and military, and it seemed to be talking to himself.

"But Your Majesty, the pulse masters are the demons besieging my Tianqing Kingdom, and that devil will definitely destroy my Tianqing Kingdom!"

Hearing this, the emperor instantly collapsed on the dragon chair, as if he had lost his bones, and his whole body went limp.

Hahaha!

Duan Liang rode on a white bone coffin, and a coffin crushed the roof of the palace and landed in the hall.

Before the ministers were surprised!

Duan Liang had already jumped in front of the emperor, kicked the emperor to lie down, sat on the dragon chair, and yawned coquettishly!

"Don't kill me, don't kill me......"

The emperor fell to his knees and kowtowed desperately to Duan Liang.

"Heh... , are you the emperor?"

Duan Liang smiled lazily.

"The great immortal spares his life and spares the Tianqing Kingdom. ”

The emperor said desperately.

"Why is the flag planted in your palace a chrysanthemum flag? It's so ugly that it has to be changed. ”

Duan Liang changed to a comfortable position and sat on the dragon chair, crossing Erlang's legs.

"What Daisen said is that I... The minion will change it, and it will change it immediately. ”

The emperor replied again and again.

"Take out all the underwear of your harem concubines, form a flag and hang it in the palace, and the country will be renamed the Bikini Kingdom. If you do, I'll spare you and the country. ”

Duan Liang smiled, smiling coolly.

"Minion, let's do it!"

The emperor stood up, his eyes full of tears, stomped his feet at the minister, and said with a crying voice: "What are you doing in a daze! ”

"Get out of here! I'm tired and want to be quiet. ”

Duan Liang waved his sleeves and summoned two coffins to crash towards the Manchu Dynasty's civil and military forces!

Frightened, the ministers hurriedly fled from the palace.

Ha ha!

Cool, according to my biological clock, it should be seven o'clock in another hour, I have to sleep a little more, otherwise I will not be energetic for a day, and the manager should train me again.

Duan Liang closed his eyes and fell asleep lying on the dragon chair.

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