Chapter 11: Demon Venerable

Xie Bi snorted and said, "After all, sex toys like stockings are bought by women, and it's inconvenient for me to ......."

Huang Kui said hesitantly: "I also have sex toys, are they on the bed? Don't worry, I have them!*, red wine, coffee, I have these." Of course, these are the most basic. I have many, many more, like a strong pill, an Indian god oil, an inflatable doll, ......."

Xie Bi hurriedly interrupted Huang Kui's words, blushing and saying roughly: "I don't need this, I'm just ......"

"Understood. Huang Kui smiled, "You still want stockings, don't you?" I know, we're all like-minded, of course I know." What are stockings used for?StockingsStockings, as the name suggests, are used to tear. Otherwise, I'll put on stockings, and you tear them with your hands to see, what? Tell you, it definitely feels the same as a woman's, and you can't tell it. ”

Xie Bi hurriedly said: "No need, there is really no need to bother." ”

Huang Kui said heartily: "It's okay, I'm not too troublesome, I'm just good at this, it's not saved!"

Suddenly, I heard Huang Yun say: "Brother Bi, do you men like stockings?"

Xie Bi's face turned red and said, "I...... I ......"

"Understood. Huang Yun suddenly lowered her voice, "Brother Bi, I also have stockings, and there is a big box in the corner of my bedroom, which has not been worn, and it is still very fresh." I can wear it for you, hee-hee. ”

Xie Bi said: "No, I'...... That's what I just said casually......"

Huang Yun said softly: "I know, I ...... I just have a lot of stockings, a few miniskirts, and a few uniforms. Like nurse outfits, flight attendant outfits, office outfits, police uniforms, student outfits, cheongsam or something, and some beautiful skirts, my clothes are really a lot. I...... I have time in the evening, I can spend a little more time with you, it's okay. ”

"I ...... No!" Xie Bi's intuition was hot, "I don't have time, I have to rush home to deal with some things, I'm sorry, there's really something!"

Huang Yun let out an "oh" and said faintly: "I am very good at makeup, and I am also a peerless beauty, can't you see it?"

Xie Bi said: "Of course I can see it. ”

Huang Yun continued: "That...... Alas, I can't afford to hurt......! I'm not fit enough to provoke fire?"

Xie Bi hurriedly said: "No! It's very annoying, it's very hot and hot!"

Huang Yunxiu frowned, and said: "Then why don't you ......" Before the words were finished, Huang Kui said coldly: "You dogs and men...... No! Slip of the tongue, I'm sorry. I mean, you young people are the age of tigers and wolves...... It's not right, it's still a slip of the tongue, hehe. I mean...... Hey, what was I trying to say?"

Xie Bi looked at Huang Yun, then at Huang Kui, and gritted his teeth and said, "Dog man and woman!"

Huang Kui shook his head: "No, it's not this." ”

Xie Bi looked at Huang Yun again and said, "How old is the tiger wolf?"

Huang Kui still shook his head: "It's not right! Hey, I remembered." I want to say, you young people, you are in adolescence, you can do whatever you want, nothing, who hasn't been young? Who hasn't been confused? But you can't be in front of people, how embarrassing, if you want to be affectionate, you can go home, you can go to the hotel and open a room. How ...... you are like this As the saying goes, listen to people's persuasion and eat well, so you ......."

Huang Yun said coldly: "Sir, what do you want to say?"

Huang Kui smirked twice and said, "Listen to my brother's advice, you all bear with it for the time being, okay? What, if you endure it, you will die! Don't take off your pants first, let's get down to business, okay?"

Xie Bi sighed secretly and said, "I'm okay, but I don't know what others think." Alas, this crooked melon cracked jujube crunchy era!"

Huang Yun pursed her mouth, stomped her feet, and said angrily, "You guys...... You bully people, why are you men like this, really!"

Xie Bi walked up a few steps and whispered: "Ignore her, women just love to play with children's temper, it's very cute." Say, what's the matter?"

Huang Kui said: "The younger brother wants to ask the eldest brother for a favor, okay?"

Xie Bi said: "No problem, I only know selfless dedication and don't ask for anything in return." What's the problem? Hey, you call me big brother, how old are you?"

Huang Kui said: "Eighteen, hehe, it's also adolescence." ”

Xie Bi smiled: "You're a menopause in adolescence, right?

Huang Kui also smiled: "Yes, I'm nineteen." ”

Xie Bi frowned and said, "You're just one year old, you're not real!"

Huang Kui smiled: "I'...... Less than thirty-six. ”

Xie Bi was stunned and said, "Damn!"

Huang Kui said: "I know I have privacy, but Your Excellency can't just scold people casually, I can't stand it, hehe." ”

Huang Yun interjected: "Mr. Huang, how many times have I told you, my brother Bi is not called Your Excellency, his name is Xie Bi, and he is the ...... today."

"Xie Bi?" Huang Kui seemed to be startled, and said in a lost voice, "But today's swordsmanship god Xie Bi?"

"Thank you!" Xie Bi smiled, "It's contemptible." ”

Huang Kui let out an "oh" and said: "Dare to love is a generation of swordsmanship wizard Xie Bi in the martial arts? Could it be that Xie Bi, a generation of heroes who call for wind and rain on the rivers and lakes and make the world's heroes fearful?"

"Calm down!" Xie Bi smiled and waved his hand, "That's right, I'm a great god!"

Huang Kui was stunned, and then his face was full of joy, and he arched his hand and said: "It turns out that the rumored generation of sword gods is you, I am really ...... Five insides are like burning, no! Five thunders hit the top, it's not right! Five horses split the corpse, it's still not right! I'm sorry, I'm out of words. However, I mean it very clearly, that is, you are very ...... You're very domineering, yes, domineering exposed! You're very ...... It's awesome, yes, awesome is awesome, it's awesome if you don't accept it!"

Xie Bi's face sank: "Say, what's the matter?"

"Okay. Huang Kui said, "The rat is dead, his men are dead, and there are dead people here......

Xie Bi said coldly: "Nonsense! There are not dead people here, are there still living people? You are so nonsensical! By the way, didn't you just say that I was a mouse, why did you change your face just a moment?"

Huang Kui said: "Because I know the mouse, he can't even resist my moves, I look down on him! Of course, my moves are also very domineering." ”

Xie Bi nodded: "I see, let's go on." ”

Huang Kui suddenly seemed to have changed sex, twisted and pinched, and spoke hesitantly, like a big girl, and he didn't say a word for a long time.

Xie Bi couldn't help but be stunned: "What are you doing?" Mr. Huang, you have to respect yourself!"

Huang Kui's face was embarrassed, as if he was unable to speak, and said, "Mr. Sword God, I am ...... I want to ......"

Xie Bi was manic, and said, "What do you want to do, you say! If you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go!"

Huang Kui is still a little shy, this expression appears on his dark and hideous face, which can always give people a weird and disgusting feeling, he still hesitates: "I just want to...... Hehe, I ......"

Xie Bi was impatient, and said loudly: "It's really hard, you let it go!"

Huang Kui grinned: "I farted just now, you didn't hear it." Belch...... I want to ask the sword god to do me a favor, can't I get it?"

Xie Bi's eyelids fell, and he said angrily: "One night, someone always says that I want to help, what kind of help, who knows? Who can tell me? Oh my say!"

Huang Kui hurriedly said: "Mr. Sword God, don't be impatient, I'll tell you about it." I'll be tired to inquire first, do you know that there is a celebrity in the rivers and lakes recently?"

Xie Bi groaned: "But who is the one with the same name as the deity?"

Huang Kui asked, "Who is that?"

Xie Bi scratched the back of his head and pondered: "I heard that he has a nickname, it seems to be called Golden Qilin or something, I don't know very well, he ......"

Huang Yun chuckled: "Brother Bi, he is as famous as you, you still don't know his nickname? It can't be such a coincidence, right? Okay, let me tell you, his name is 'Golden Qilin' Yue Rushan, and he has a water-repellent unicorn gun in his palm, weighing eighty-three pounds, six taels and seven dollars and two, and he has beaten all over ......."

Xie Bi intercepted: "Don't say it, it's this guy, I know him!"

Huang Kui suddenly said: "It's not him!"

Xie Bi was stunned: "No? someone pirated his nickname? No, who is so bold, doesn't he know that piracy is a crime?"

Huang Kui said: "The celebrity I'm talking about is not Yue Rushan, but an underworld master, this fang has just been upgraded to a great god on the underworld, and he is also a big coffee, Niu Break!"

Xie Bi said: "He's a master?"

Huang Kui nodded: "High, it's really high, it's ridiculously high!"

Xie Bi was interested and said, "I want to hear about it!"

Huang Kui said: "According to the report of the informant on the rivers and lakes, this person is practicing Xuangong. However, it's not genuine, it's weird!"

Xie Bi said angrily: "He still dares to pirate?"

Huang Kui said: "He dares, he dares very much! He is not only a master of Xuangong, but also adapts and innovates, and has created a set of evil Xuangong, called 'Ghost Magic', which is very vicious." To practice this kind of mystical skill, it is very unsophisticated! Not only do you have to drink human urine, but you also have to suck the dark power in the night. It's hard, it's very hard!"

Xie Bi frowned and said, "What is the dark power?"

Huang Kui said: "It's the dense fog in the middle of the night." ”

Xie Bi said "oh": "The thick fog is also very bluffing, even I am a little frightened!"

Huang Kui said: "You don't know, there is a big difference between the dense fog in the middle of the night and the dense fog at dusk, this is not an ordinary fog. ”

Xie Bi said: "Could it be highly poisonous?"

Huang Kui said: "That's not true. However, it contains some chemical components and some trace elements that are invisible to the naked eye. Once these things passed through the lungs of the underworld master, they were turned into treasures by him, and they could generate huge telekinesis, and their power was incomparable. This is fundamentally two realms with martial arts, which is really high!"

Huang Yun suddenly said: "Didn't you say that smoking is harmful to health, why is this person ......?"

Huang Kui said: "Sister, you don't know anything. In the eyes of us mortals, it's just a thick fog. But in the eyes of that underworld master, this is not ordinary smoke, but a dark force, very evil, very good!"

Xie Bi smacked his lips and said, "I think this guy is a little mutated...... Mutants!"

Huang Kui said: "He's not a mutant, but a pervert, very perverted!"

Huang Yun screamed: "What? Perverted? I'm most afraid of perverts, it's so terrifying, it scares my liver and hurts, I'm finished! By the way, why is he perverted?"

Huang Kui said: "He drinks human urine and often drinks it, presumably this kind of work is very beneficial to his body, and it will definitely help him practice." ”

Huang Yun's eyes fell, and she said, "Damn, what an old dick!"

Xie Bi suddenly said, "What's this guy's name?"

Huang Kui smiled slightly: "I'm sorry, I really don't know his name, I only know that his nickname is the Black Robe Demon Venerable." Sir, don't ask, I don't know anything else. ”

Xie Bi was stunned: "Black robe, this name is so familiar!"

Huang Kui was also stunned: "Could it be that you know him?"

Xie Bi said: "No! I'm just interested in the black robe. A few years ago, in order to assassinate an underworld master, I wore a black robe, so I had feelings. ”

Huang Kui's eyes fell: "I'm dizzy!By the way, Mr. Sword God, have you heard of this black-robed Demon Venerable?"

Xie Bi nodded: "Of course I've heard of it." ”

Huang Kui's heart jumped inexplicably, and he said, "Oh?"

Xie Bi smiled: "Didn't you just tell me, why, you forgot?"

Huang Kui's face was a little unhappy, and he said, "Mr. Sword God, you are fooling me! You are fooling me! You think you are playing monkey, you are simply playing monkey! I tell you serious things, you ...... You didn't do that!"

Xie Bi said: "Then what else do you want?"

Huang Kui groaned slightly and said, "This black-robed Demon Venerable is not a simple corner, he is quite popular. I have some thoughts about him, so I want to ask Mr. Sword God to take a step to speak, I wonder if it's convenient?"

Xie Bi frowned and said, "Do you want to have a relationship with the eldest brother on the underworld?" Lao Huang, it's not me who is a brother who said you. You have to be clean and self-reliant, you can't fool around with those bad boys, sooner or later you will get angry! Haven't you heard, you have to pay it back sooner or later, and if you make a mistake, you will hate it for eternity, and you will be ...... looking back."

Huang Kui intercepted and said: "Mr. Sword God, I want to do good deeds, I want to do my best for the rivers and lakes and get rid of this fang, so I want to ask Mr. for help!"

Xie Bi's face sank, and he said: "Doesn't I often do good deeds? I like to do good deeds the most, but I don't know anything about the black-robed Demon Venerable, as the saying goes, 'Know yourself and know your opponent, you will not be defeated in a hundred battles', I ......"

Huang Kui said: "Sir, this is not a common saying, but a sentence in "The Art of War", you are wrong. ”

Xie Bi frowned: "Really?"

Huang Kui grinned: "Yes, you really said it wrong. ”

At this time, Huang Yun suddenly said: "It's just wrong, what can you do? Why are you like this, you often do some bastard things, and you don't allow others to say the wrong thing, you are too bullying!"

Huang Kui raised his eyebrows and said, "Sister, your brain is in water? Where are your elbows turning, it's really a big woman extroverted, it's not wrong at all! I raised you with a handful of and a handful of urine, who can understand this kind of spirit of hard work? Who can ...... the sadness and pain in this?"

Huang Yun walked over, shook Huang Kui's sleeve, and said: "Don't you be like this, people know it's wrong, don't be angry, people ......" Before the words were finished, he heard Xie Bi say: "You know?"

Huang Yun smiled and said, "Of course ......"

For some reason, Huang Kui hurriedly took over the conversation: "I don't know, I can't catch the corners of my clothes with this girl, and I don't have any blood relationship at all, please Mr. Sword God must believe me!"

Huang Yun raised her eyebrows and was stunned, and said, "Impossible, I'll ...... with you" Before the words were finished, Xie Bi glared at her and said in a deep voice: "Little girl, be careful when you speak! This Huang Gongzi has finally broken off the relationship with you, and you have to do the whole thing! You have to consider the consequences when doing things, and you must pay more attention to the occasion, remember!"

Huang Yun was stunned for a moment, and said Mu Ran: "I...... Got it. ”

Xie Bi said again: "Huang Gongzi, do you still know what evidence of the crime of the black-robed Demon Venerable, say it and strive for leniency." ”

Huang Kui was stunned: "Sword ...... Sword God Teacher, I'm a good citizen!"

Xie Bi said: "You are also a good citizen?"

Huang Kui nodded: "Hmm." ”

Xie Bi groaned, "You...... You haven't lived with a young woman?"

Huang Kui smiled: "How come, I often live with others." You know, they're all little girls, they're all young and beautiful......"

Xie Bi said coldly: "Then you still say that you are a good citizen? Huang Gongzi, are you pretending to be pure?"

Huang Kui smiled: "No, I am innocent, how can I do that kind of thing." You know, they're all little girls, I'm sorry to ......."

Xie Bi said coldly: "You are pretending to be forced! Who slept with the old woman who lost her big yellow teeth last night?"

Huang Kui said mechanically: "I, I...... Last night, which one was yesterday? No, I was stunned. Which old woman?"

Xie Bi said: "Don't care which old woman you have, you just say that you haven't been on it or not!"

Huang Kui was just about to open his mouth, but he heard Huang Yun say: "Okay, why are you men like this, they are still a yellow flower girl, you are here to talk about going to bed, how shy, people's faces are red!"

Huang Kui smirked twice and said, "She's right." Mr. Kengami, let's go down the mountain and find a place to sit down and talk in detail. ”

Xie Bi frowned and said, "Sit down?"

Huang Kui smiled: "It's okay to stay in the guest house, sit down first, my old cold leg is guilty again!"

Xie Bi frowned: "Lao Huang, two men and one woman go to the hotel to open a room, do you think it is appropriate?

Huang Kuixian was stunned and said, "Is there any problem?"

Xie Bi said loudly: "Don't you understand? Two men and one woman ......"

Huang Yun suddenly said in a low voice: "It's okay, I don't care." ”

Xie Bijun let out an "oh", his frowning brows slowly relaxed, nodded, and said, "That...... I can talk about it in detail. ”

There is really an inn not far from the bottom of this mouse ridge, a small inn. In such a place where the mountains and rivers are poor and the rabbits do not poop, it is difficult to find a decent inn. However, the business of this inn is very good. Because, it is already the night of the quarter, and there are still travelers who come to stay at the hotel.

Sometimes, that's often the case, the more effort you try, the less likely you are to make money, and the more you are in a playful mindset, the more money you are likely to earn. As the so-called desire is not reached, the wall is thousands of miles, and there is no desire to be rigid. In real life, this kind of unintentional thing happens from time to time.