Volume 2 Chapter 115 Do you want to be angry with Lao Tzu?
Tang Yi touched his chin with a wicked smile on his face. Shauna, on the other hand, held his arm with both hands, bowed her head and said nothing, looking very flustered.
Because these guys are like demons in hell, and it's terrible. Fortunately, they didn't have a demonic aura on them, otherwise she would never have stood idly by.
"We misunderstood! This is also idle and boring, buy some firecrackers and fry fish to play, I didn't expect to blow up your pond, I'm so sorry, we'll leave now!"
The man continued, showing his weak side.
Although they have a domineering appearance, they are all strong people in the middle, and they usually do business, but they do a lot of messy things.
In fact, the physical fitness is just like that, not as good as the average adult. Seeing the combat power that Tang Yi had just shown, they had long since lost all their will to fight.
Tang Yi laughed secretly in his heart, immediately stopped them, and said, "I have a few questions to test you now, if you can answer them correctly, then I will give some rewards!"
"Test us?ah......"
"That's right, it's just to test you, but don't worry, my questions won't be too difficult, just some very ordinary questions!"
When the killers heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief, but they still felt very pressured, after all, they had been abandoned in their studies for many years, and they couldn't solve ordinary math problems.
"Big brother... You can do it, it's really not too difficult, we all came out before graduating from elementary school, and this box of firecrackers was given to you, okay?"
These guys said in unison, their expressions were very aggrieved, and they were very out of tune with their outfits and hairstyles.
"Well, for the sake of us being like-minded, then I'll make it simpler!"
Tang Yi was very happy in his heart, seeing that these guys were honest, not to mention how happy they were, if they could bring this group of people on the right track, it would also be a big help to the society.
After thinking for a while, Tang Yi started with the simplest question and said, "I only ask you three questions, answer them first, and if you answer them correctly, you can get a reward." ”
"First question, why do eagles fly?"
As soon as the question came out, someone immediately rushed to answer, and everyone else was honest, it seemed that this person who rushed to answer had a high status in their hearts, Tang Yi deliberately paid attention to it.
This is a red-haired man, wearing a denim jacket, relatively speaking, the figure is more robust, very domineering.
Then, Tang Yi nodded and asked him to say the answer he thought of.
"Because it has wings, it can fly!" replied the man confidently.
At this time, Tang Yi shook his head lightly and said, "The answer is not right, hens and ostriches or something, they also have wings, but they can't fly." ”
After listening to Tang Yi's words, everyone felt that there was some truth and nodded one after another. And the red-haired man just now stood by honestly, looking dejected.
At this time, Tang Yi suddenly waved his hands and conjured a gold coin with a gorgeous technique.
"Although your answer is wrong, it is also a little right, if the eagle has no wings, naturally there is no way to fly, plus you are the first to answer the question, this reward still has to be given to you!"
After speaking, Tang Yi quickly made a move and threw the gold coin into the hands of the red-haired man who killed Matt.
Seeing that this was something like a five-cent coin, the man's face was depressed, he didn't expect the reward to be five cents, which really made him speechless.
But after getting his hands on it, he subconsciously shook it a few times, and found that this so-called five-dime coin was very wrong, not only golden, but also quite weighty.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up, as if he remembered something, and immediately put the thing in his mouth.
"Wow, it's gold, it's really gold!" the man cheered, he was surprised to see a lot of gold coins in the anime.
I didn't expect that such a poor boy from the countryside would have such good luck and get a gold coin.
If he had the chance, he wouldn't mind passing it on from generation to generation as a family heirloom, telling the world that he was a gold coin owner himself.
Seeing this thing laughing wildly all the time, it seriously affected Tang Yi's communication with other people, and often interrupted his train of thought.
So, Tang Yi roared, didn't control his strength, and his momentum exploded, forming a powerful wind that rushed towards them suddenly.
Without the slightest doubt, ten people were blown away and fell into the field.
Fortunately, it is already autumn, the farmland has been harvested, there is no human irrigation, there is not much water, and it is still full of tender fresh grass.
Being fooled by him like this, everyone was shocked again, and they would rather believe that they were hallucinating than believing their eyes.
The goods were not careful, the gold coins fell, and they did not know where to go for the time being, and they were busy looking for treasures, and the scene finally quieted down.
Tang Yi sighed helplessly in his heart, and asked the second question, the question was very simple, that is, to ask them how many hospitals there were in the town, so slowly approaching their own purpose, it was difficult for people to find out.
Of course, he can also use violence, which will be a lot more direct, but this is not the result that Tang Yi wants to see. And these people still have use value, Tang Yi has to start from a rational point of view.
I heard Uncle Dream say that the demons of the other world have invaded this world, but during this time, it seems that I haven't seen anything unusual, and there is always a feeling of being fooled.
The answer to the second question is simple, because there is a hospital in this town, and it is a well-known black hospital. Therefore, the second lucky person easily got a gold coin, and everyone almost became ill with happiness and became demented.
You must know that this gold coin is 10 grams, and according to the market price of gold of 1,000 yuan per gram, this gold coin is 10,000 yuan.
For those idle young people, this is simply a great fortune, enough for them to have fun for a few days.
"Well, don't be so excited, the next question is difficult, and if you get it wrong, jump into the pond and apologize to my poor fish. ”
"Ahh
Everyone exclaimed, feeling that the next gold coin was very difficult to earn......
"Question 3, may I ask which way to go from here to Pingjiang City, and those who answer correctly will get two gold coins!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at each other, but because of some problems with the road conditions, no one dared to raise their hands to speak for a while.
But it didn't take long for a small, green-haired man to squeeze out of the crowd and shout, "I know this, because my dad is a taxi driver!"
"Well, since you've pulled your dad out, these two gold coins are yours!"
After speaking, Tang Yi threw the gold coin into the man's hand.
Suddenly, everyone's eyes widened, they didn't expect the third question to be so simple, it was really cheap kid. But there is no way to do this, this kid's father is powerful, and it happened to happen.
"Big brother... Let's go with our brothers, the route to Pingjiang City is very complicated, there are more than a dozen turns, I can't say clearly for a while, I can only go back and ask my dad to show you the map!"
After saying that, the kid put the gold coins in his pocket and walked in front of the team proudly.
That's right, in this era, it's not just about faces, but also about dads!
Soon, everyone was in front of a flat-roofed house, with a dilapidated car outside, I couldn't tell what brand it was, it was definitely domestic, and it was at least ten years old.
After hearing the movement outside, a middle-aged man appeared in front of everyone with a vegetable bowl.
After seeing this middle-aged man, the others saluted one after another and said, "Hello uncle!"
When Tang Yi saw this scene, he was shocked, it seemed that this group of people had not yet reached the point of being hopeless, and they still knew how to be polite, it seemed that there was something wrong with their eyes.
So, Tang Yi also bent over and showed his courtesy.
But at this moment, the middle-aged man suddenly threw the vegetable bowl to the ground and shouted angrily: "You stinky boy, are you still staying with these indiscriminate people, do you want to be angry with Lao Tzu?"
With that, the man turned around quickly and locked the door, unwilling to see anyone again.
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and finally put my eyes on Tang Yi. As for Xiao Na, this girl, always held Tang Yi's arm, never said a word, and looked very shy.
It seems that Tang Yi's words in advance had an effect, and she was given a preventive injection, for fear of provoking right and wrong, so she had to keep silent and watch quietly.
At this time, the green-haired young man smiled awkwardly and said, "Don't worry, big brother, give me a little time, I can do it soon, and... Brothers, let's disperse first, you also know that my old man is not very good-tempered!"
"But... We want to follow the eldest brother, these days, no education and no ability, can't find a good job at all, so it has been unproductive, and it will be difficult to find a wife in the future!"
One of them said everyone's thoughts, just now I saw Tang Yi play a few hands, and then look at his dress, he must not be an ordinary person, maybe he is the boss of that area, especially the one who came to the surrounding area to collect the younger brother.
These guys didn't read any books, so they naturally thought of these messy plots, and they were somewhat similar to the plots in the movie.
Tang Yi understood what they meant, pondered for a while, and said, "You guys, let's go to the side with me to talk, let him go to the exchange meeting with his father first!"
After speaking, Tang Yi took the lead and walked away with his sister-in-law, and the remaining nine people also left, found a place where the family couldn't see, and rested.
And what they didn't know was that as soon as they left, the door that had just been closed was immediately pushed open, and the middle-aged man walked out viciously, I don't know when, there was already an extra wooden stick in his hand.
It was evident that the man had been hiding behind the door and watching, and as soon as the superfluous people had gone away, he jumped out to teach his unruly son a lesson.
"Brother-in-law, raising you so big, not studying, not working, fooling around outside all day long, you want to be angry with Lao Tzu!"
The man roared, and the stick was swung out casually, hitting the green-haired ass fiercely.
However, to his surprise, Greenhair dodged a vicious blow with a clever jump.
In an instant, the middle-aged man was even more angry, and once again picked up the stick and threw it at the green hair, but fortunately the green hair's mother arrived, otherwise God knows how long the two of them would have to toss.
Obviously, the green hair has been mixed outside for so many years, and it is not for nothing, and he has practiced a good skill of dodging.
"Child's father, why are you bothered, our son didn't do anything hurtful, so he finally took his friends home, as for it?"
The poor mother was nagging beside her, looking very sad.
At this time, when the man heard this, his face changed greatly, and he dropped the wooden stick: "Hmph, those ghost boys, don't want to step into my house half a step, and... Look at your pet baby son, I haven't seen him for a few months, and he has ghost hair, like a green-haired turtle!"
"I'll do a good job in the future!"
The green hair couldn't see her mother wiping her tears, and said very honestly.
But after his father heard this, he suddenly raised his head and laughed: "You are funny, you didn't graduate from elementary school and ran with that group of gangsters, see how much money you have made over the years, and you still want to work hard......"
"This... It's bad luck before the time comes!" Greenhair retorted, saying that it was not his fault.
There are so many idle sons and daughters in the world, but the family is rich, the father is powerful, and he can eat and have fun without working, so he has always blamed his father for not having money.
Suddenly, the middle-aged man stopped laughing, looked at him coldly, and said, "Since you want to work hard, then learn to drive honestly with me in the future, and don't have any dealings with those ghost boys!"
"No, they're not as bad as you think, they're just unpaid ambitions, but they don't have any opportunities for the time being!"
Seeing that his precious son was still interceding with the group of ghost boys, the man was furious, picked up the wooden stick, and hit the green hair's ass again.
But Greenhair's mother was next to him, and Greenhair had no room to dodge, because once he left, it was his mother who would be beaten.
He has been out there for so many years, and he has experienced a lot of beatings and scolding, and he is not afraid of being knocked with a few sticks, but his mother is a serious woman and can't bear such a stick.
"Click!"
I don't know if the stick is broken, or if the green-haired butt is blooming. At this moment, the green-haired mother was already crying profusely.
As for the green-haired father, he has a demented expression, since he fought three years ago, he can't beat this flexible bastard, and the battle just now is even more so.
Therefore, he never thought that this stick would be hit, this is the greatest strength in his life, breaking a dog's leg, there is absolutely no pressure.
"Alright, the farce is over!"
A cold voice came, instantly attracting everyone's attention. The nine people also arrived and couldn't help but sigh again.
I saw Tang Yi holding Xiao Na in one hand and half of the wooden stick in the other, looking very calm.
The middle-aged man is worthy of being a person who has seen the world, and he was the first to react.
Just now, Tang Yi almost flashed out, with such a fast speed and such a powerful force, he knew at a glance that he was not an ordinary person.
At this moment, a trace of cold sweat broke out on his forehead, recalling the various phenomena just now, and he defaulted to Tang Yi being a gangster boss, and this time he was going home with his son to visit......
The more I thought about it, the more scared I became, I didn't expect that my uncompetitive son had joined the underworld, no wonder he just said that he wanted to work hard. Now that the truth is revealed, this kid is ready to fight with the underworld for the rest of his life.
Suddenly, Tang Yi stood up straight, sighed and said: "It's a new era now, and it's difficult for a child not to deteriorate if he still uses the stick theory!"
After sighing, Tang Yi put Xiao Na down and pushed it aside, giving them space to talk.
Suddenly, the middle-aged man's face immediately changed, he looked like he couldn't cry or laugh, and invited them into the house in a panic. He is just the male head of an ordinary family, and he does not have any strength to compete with the underworld.
Therefore, finding a way to save the lives of your family is the most important thing.
But at this time, Tang Yi refused the other party's invitation, and asked them to go back to discuss, while he was outside to see the scenery or something, since the demons had invaded this world, then he had to be fully prepared.
Now that he has the ability to defy the sky, he has the responsibility and obligation to protect everyone's safety.
In addition, demons are cunning by nature, and they will give priority to finding some people who have demons in mind to possess them, and once they let him develop, it is definitely not a very objective thing.
Taxis in general are reluctant to travel too far distances, they also have their own range of activities, as well as familiar areas.
Therefore, Tang Yi had to return to the city center as soon as possible, pass through the station there, and find Baizhu Village to see the condition of his relatives.
But after thinking about it carefully, it seems like looking for a needle in a haystack, and there is no way to find the whereabouts of the demons.
According to Uncle Dream, there should still be only a small number of demons coming over now, and as for where they are hiding, although there is an approximate range, it is impossible to confirm.
The last time he teleported to another world, Tang Yi started from a mental hospital, so it is very likely that the space-time rift is there.
After all, there are countless grievances in that pit, and the grievances are strong, which is suitable for the demons to stay temporarily.
At this moment, Tang Yi looked at the sky, and his heart was full of emotion, in the end, he was fooled by Uncle Dream again, those demons didn't even know where his relatives were, so how could they hurt them.
is a huge Pingjiang City, if it weren't for Tang Yi's flexible head, I'm afraid that if he turned into a hundred people, it would be a waste of work.
But in some ways, Uncle Dream seems to be testing his analytical skills in order to give him a higher evaluation, or a new skill to give.
But this is such a big detour, what the dream wants to do, Tang Yi is still confused, and he can't understand it very well.
Without waiting for Tang Yi to think too much, a burst of vegetable fragrance wafted in, and this charming smell directly interrupted his thoughts, and he turned his head to find Xiao Na quietly leaning on his arm, with a very strange expression.
At this moment, the wooden door was pushed open again, and Greenhair's mother warmly invited everyone to come over and eat.
"This... I'd better be free!"