I heard someone knocking on the door downstairs.

Aunt Liu shouted, "Who?"

"Courier. ”

"Anne, go down and take off the delivery. ”

Joanne looked indifferent, and deliberately stood there, her head down and fiddling with her own chopsticks.

"Damn girl. ”

Aunt Liu stood up and went downstairs to pick up the courier.

Uncle Zhou hurriedly stood up and held her waist, "I'll just go, you eat slowly, don't keep talking about your daughter, she is still young and not sensible." ”

Aunt Liu looked up at him and complained, "But today is your birthday, so let's go down." ”

"It's okay, you hurry up and greet Ah Xing, good. ”

Uncle Zhou has left the table.

Joanne brought her own chopsticks to the kitchen, took out a large plate of cut fruit, gently placed it on the table, sat down again, and ate the fruit quietly.

Shen Xing thought she was angry and wanted to hide in the boudoir again.

I didn't expect her to be so strong-willed, she was simply indomitable, she should have been tempered into steel, and she was not affected by Aunt Liu and Uncle Zhou at all.

Just now, I was worried that she would have a mental obstacle after watching too many dog food Ai Qing action movies, but now that I think about it, I worry about her in vain.

Uncle Zhou came up with a large cardboard box.

Everyone turned their heads to look.

Uncle Zhou smiled, "I don't know who sent it, it was a birthday cake, and it was quite heavy." ”

Aunt Liu was a little puzzled, pointed to the small table and said, "Put it here first, I'll open it and take a look." ”

Aunt Liu carefully dismantled the carton.

It's not a birthday cake, it's a pig's head painted gold, and a beautiful bow is made with a red string......

The pig wears several fat gold earrings on its ears, and there are also a few on the pig's nose, and the gold used is probably more than half a catty.

Joanne walked over, pointed to the pig's mouth, and said, "There's a card." ”

It's a red greeting card or something.

Aunt Liu pulled it out and spread it out to see that there were four words written on it.

- Happy birthday.

What does this strange birthday gift mean?

Aunt Liu pinched her waist and scolded angrily, "It's too much of a bully, and it's bullying the old lady, bastard." ”

Shen Xing was frightened, and finally saw Aunt Liu's true colors clearly, she was not an ordinary person, she might be an extraordinary person.

Uncle Zhou was already scared stupid, and it was estimated that he was just an ordinary person.

Joanne asked, "Dad, what about that courier just now, do we know each other?"

Uncle Zhou wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "Gone, I don't seem to know each other." ”

Joanne immediately turned to go downstairs, "I'll chase after me." ”

Aunt Liu said coldly: "No need to chase, they dare to send this thing, they are not afraid of you chasing it, maybe you will find that he is already a corpse after you catch up." ”

"But, Mom......"

Aunt Liu seemed to be very tired.

She sat down, held her forehead and whispered, "Let me think." ”

Uncle Zhou was nervous, "Do you want to call the police?"

Aunt Liu looked up at him and comforted: "Don't call the police, this is a warning they gave me as a gift." ”

"Who are they?" asked Shen Xing.

No one answered him.

Shen Xing felt that this time was almost over, and said decisively: "Aunt Liu, I think you might as well let your cousin go to St. Ann's Academy." ”

Aunt Liu looked up at him, "Why?" ”

Shen Xing said seriously: "Because I am also in the academy to audit classes, I think that some things cannot be avoided, even if my cousin does not study in that school, she will still have to face some people in the future, it is better to ...... It's better to be brave and face it. ”

Aunt Liu sighed to herself, and said stupidly: "Alas, I'm so stupid, I thought that by returning to the mountains and forests and being a stupid village woman who washes clothes and grows vegetables, I can get rid of the sinister rivers and lakes, but I didn't expect that what should come will still come." ”

She suddenly tapped the table and said loudly, "Yiwen, bring a knife!"

Uncle Zhou was frightened and hurriedly begged her, "Wife, what are you going to do? You must not kill people again, I don't want to be afraid of you anymore." ”

Uncle Zhou was really anxious and trembling, which showed how worried he was.

Aunt Liu was deeply moved, grabbed his hand, and said affectionately: "Don't worry, husband, I promise you that I won't kill people again, and I will definitely try my best to do it." ”

Uncle Zhou nodded, and squeezed out a smile again, "That's good, that's good, when I am promoted to manager and save enough money, I will take your mother and daughter to travel to the New World." We took a cruise, first to the Saibana Islands to see the mermaids, then eat Pipijacoru seafood dinner, drink the purest Atina beer, enjoy the beautiful night view over the Croida Peninsula, and listen to the Yaroski ......"

Shen Xing almost threw up, and found that Aunt Liu and Uncle Zhou were too unscrupulous when they sprinkled dog food, and they didn't consider the feelings of others at all.

Joanne had silently taken the kitchen knife and handed it to her mother.

Sure enough, it is the mother Mo Ruonu, or this little girl is the most poisonous woman's heart. The word is typed wrong, it is "the most understanding of women's hearts", too lazy to change, make do with it.

Aunt Liu told everyone to go away, preferably two meters away from herself.

She picked up a kitchen knife and made a standard "chop-and-shoot" starting hand.

“Pia，Pia，Pia......”

With a dazzling operation, the pig's head was dismembered.

Taking out the gold rings and holding them in her hands, she chuckled, "I'll go get a few pairs of jewelry another day." ”

He took off the pig's tongue again and proposed: "Use this pig's tongue to add another dish to Ah Xing, put more chili peppers, Ah Xing is from the Central Plains, and he especially likes to eat spicy, the spicier the better." ”

Huh? I'm just average.

Shen Xing was helpless and embarrassed to refuse.

Uncle Zhou smiled again and said excitedly: "Haole, I'm the best at fried pig tongue, you eat first, I'll be fine soon." ”

Shen Xing shook his head secretly, this family is strange enough.

One is a petty-bourgeois foreign comprador, the other is a chivalrous woman who has retreated to the rivers and lakes, and there is a stupid girl with a stupid head.

Aunt Liu is in a good mood now, so she specially brought a bottle of wine, made an exception to fill it for herself, and persuaded Shen Xing to drink some too.

She suddenly said, "Annie, do you know why your mother didn't pass on your supreme swordsmanship?"

"Why?" asked Joanne.

Aunt Liu stretched out the back of her hand, wiped her beautiful eyes, and said sadly: "Because I am ashamed of my grandmother." ”

"Grandma?" Joanne didn't understand.

Aunt Liu had wiped away her tears, but there were no tears at all.

She began to tell the story......

"Mom is the last descendant of the Xuannu Sword Sect, and our ancestor is the Nine Heavens Xuannu, a true god who is 10,000 times more powerful than the true god of foreigners.

You can understand that the gods of foreigners are all 18K, and ours is 999 pure gold.

Our Xuannu Sword Sect used to be the most powerful ancient sword cultivation sect in the Kunlun Immortal Realm, and they were all strange women.

It's a pity that after it is passed on to my mother's generation, it may be lost. ”

After Aunt Liu finished speaking, she began to feel sad again.

Shen Xing couldn't help but complain to himself secretly, he could really break blindly, what 18K, 999 pure gold, what Kunlun Wonderland, what Hidden Family, what Ancient Sword Cultivation Sect, it seems to be the world of Xianxia, but this is obviously the world of Cthulhu mythology...... Wait a minute!

Shen Xing suddenly thought of Miss Michiko, she should be an ancient, so could she be from the Xianxia world?

Shen Xing began to suspect that this world might be connected to other worlds, and that Michiko might be the person from the Kunlun Wonderland that Aunt Liu said.

Shen Xing didn't know that there was such a place as the Spirit Hell Dungeon, and he didn't want to ask, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble.

......

Listening to her mother's words, Joanne said eagerly, "Why don't you pass it on to me? ”

Aunt Liu shook her head and said helplessly: "Mom asked a master to calculate the hexagram for you very early, and you won't be able to give birth to a daughter in the future." ”

Joanne was stunned again, and asked urgently, "What do you mean, what does this have to do with not being able to give birth to a daughter?"