Chapter 35: Tofu Flowers
It's a pity that this is not the real world, nor is it the world of Yintang Cave, but the wonderful world of Qiangua.
Without waiting for Huang Zhenzuo to defend and counterattack, Li Degang fell to his knees, unable to move if he wanted to, as if an invisible giant hand held Li Degang.
In fact, the Bagua Array's spirit is dominant, and it has already suppressed Li Degang, and it is simply effortless.
Li Degang struggled to himself, but he could not find an opponent, and he couldn't break free from the invisible shackles, and said angrily: "Damn! How can this be? Who the hell is the ghost? There are two tricks for Lao Tzu to get out!"
Huang Zhen'an was so good that he didn't answer.
But the timid voice resounded throughout the world again: "Keep your mouth shut!"
In an instant, Li Degang lost the ability to speak, even if his face was red and he was struggling, no one paid attention.
The world finally quieted down, and the two juggernauts began to talk.
"May I ask what is the matter with Daoist friends here?" the timid voice contained obvious respect and questioning.
Huang Zhen drove his thoughts, and asked instead of answering: "You call me Daoyou, and I also call you Daoyou, it seems that it is very difficult to communicate, why don't we decide on our respective names first?"
"Then ask Daoist friends to help the deity choose a name, which is also your obligation and right. ”
Huang Zhen realized that this is the father's authority to name the child.
But it's not good to hold it up, but instead give the choice to the other party: "I think you can choose your own name." For example, noble names such as god brain, fairy brain, and light brain. Of course, you can also choose popular names such as tofu brain and tofu flower. ”
"Then the tofu flower is ready. After all, what brain and what brain sounds very brainy, and tofu flower is different, it must be a beautiful flower, right?"
Only then did Huang Zhen understand that there was a problem with the IQ of the array spirit, and many nouns didn't even understand the meaning.
Immediately told the meaning of the tofu flower to the array spirit, but the array spirit did not dislike it at all, but said that the name was very good, and he also wanted to taste the delicacy of the tofu flower in person.
In this way, one person and one spirit had a quick conversation, and Huang Zhen patiently explained that Tofu Hua learned very quickly, and his knowledge reserve quickly became rich, and he soon improved from the level of a three-year-old child to the level of junior high school in his teens.
It's finally time to get to the point!
Huang Zhen was a teacher for the first time, and felt tired, so he asked, "Tofu Hua, tell me your views on the world pattern." ”
"As long as the Taoist friend does not make a request to eliminate the fool, the deity has no idea and no opinion. ”
"I'm certainly not going to wipe out idiots, that's the basic consensus. The problem is, idiots don't understand this, so I'm afraid that fools will rebel so much that the world is not in harmony. ”
"The deity can completely suppress fools, he doesn't want to rebel. ”
"Repression? This is obviously not feasible, because where there is repression, there is resistance. Instead of being distracted and suppressed, it is better to do it once and for all, do you have any specific methods?"
Tofu Hua was silent for a long time, and seemed to have thought of a way, but he was not sure, and asked: "You just said that this is the Three Kingdoms, why don't we exist in the form of Ding?"
"Good. ”
To be honest, Huang Zhen didn't know what the "tripod form" was.
Bang!
A giant dome fell from the sky and smashed on the ground in the middle of the world.
Three-legged and two-eared, full of ancient rhyme, carved with the words gossip map and tofu flower.
Huang Zhen suddenly realized, he learned from the same, and also turned his image into a tripod, although the size is larger than the tofu flower, but there is no ancient charm.
This means that although Huang Zhen's authority is large, he is a county official, while Tofu Hua's authority is small, but he is in charge.
The county officials are not as good as the current management, and Huang Zhen is not as good as tofu flowers.
"Tofu flower, what do you want to do next?"
"Daoyou Shao'an is not impatient, and the deity has to turn the fool into a tripod, so as not to be noisy all the time. ”
I saw that Li Degang's humanoid appearance continued to change, and soon turned into a small Ding.
Not only is there no antiquity, but the size is also very small.
Xiao Ding flew up in the air, and with a bang, it fell into the belly of the tofu flower.
Tofuhua explained: "In this way, the fool will not be able to make waves, and as for the rebellion that the Taoist friends are worried about, it is a dream." Moreover, the deity can completely wear the skin of the goods and see the wonderful world outside, at least drink a bowl of tofu every day. ”
It sounds very reasonable, but there is another important thing that Tofu Hua did not say.
That is, while keeping Li Degang, Tofu Hua also kept himself.
You must know that Tofu Hua's current strength is very weak, and it can't protect itself at all, and Huang Zhen can easily destroy it.
For example, it is enough to break up the pure silicon.
And the tofu flower hid Xiaoding in his belly, which was a threat.
If you dare to destroy the formation base, I will destroy Xiao Ding first, and everyone will scatter in two, and don't think about anything.
Huang Zhen also knows all about these twists and turns, but he doesn't break them, and praises: "Tofu Hua, you are really clever!"
"Hey......
"Then the stupid body is in your hands. ”
"No problem. If there is something that requires the cooperation of the deity, please do what you ask, and the deity will do it. ”
"Very good! I need your cooperation and help in a few things now, I hope we can work together to make the world a better place!"
For the idea of transforming the world, Tofu Hua is very interested: "Daoist friends talk in detail, and the deity listens to it. ”
Next, Huang Zhen had an in-depth conversation with Tofu Hua, told Tofu Hua all the plans and ideas, and even instilled a lot of information and knowledge.
After Tofu Hua solved the most important safety problem, his attitude towards Huang Zhen was respectful and warm, and he simply obeyed his words.
In fact, it is clear to both the person and the spirit that the relationship between the two is similar to that between father and son.
This is because the formation diagram uses pure silicon as the base of the formation, and the base of the formation is full of the spirit of Huang Zhen, and the array spirit born from it, although it is the great power of the Bagua Array, the array spirit has independent thinking, but it is born with the attribute of Huang Zhen, and can only be used as a ...... God the Father.
As long as the Father's actions do not endanger the life of the Array Spirit, it is impossible for the Array Spirit to resent and rebel.
"Fellow Daoist walks slowly. ”
Under the congratulations of Tofu Hua, Huang Zhen withdrew from the world of Qiangua, but left his thoughts in it so that he could communicate with Tofu Hua at any time.
The premise is that the distance between the two parties does not exceed three meters.
The three members of the Li family saw the three fingers of the Taoist leader detached from the center of their eyebrows, and asked in unison, "Taoist chief, how is the situation?"
"The layman is not restless, and the patient is about to wake up. ”
Five minutes later, the tofu flower refined the pure qi and poisonous beasts left behind by Huang Zhen, and finally gained control of the body.
As soon as Li De opened his eyes, the first sentence of his mouth made the family of three happy.
"Mom, I'm thirsty, hurry up and give me water!"
Liu Jifen cried with joy, wiped her tears, and asked with a smile: "Isn't this an infusion?
"Mom doesn't know, my brain is a mess, and the consumption is very large, so I must replenish the pit stream water as soon as possible!"
"Okay, I'll go home and get water right away!"
Li Dingbang was puzzled, and stretched out his hand to the escort room: "Isn't there still a bucket in it?"
"I was drunk by the Taoist just now!"
"Well, the Taoist chief is really powerful, even drinking water is different, he actually dried up 50 liters of pit stream water, admire, admire!" Li Dingbang said he admired, but his eyes were dripping, obviously insincere.
Li Deqiang picked up the conversation with a smile: "Dad doesn't know, the Taoist is not only good at drinking water, but also very good in other aspects!"
"Oh, what's more?"
"In just over an hour, Dao Chang directly killed more than two million major supplements, do you say it's powerful?"
Li Dingbang gave a thumbs up and praised: "Amazing, amazing, admire, admire!"
The father and son glanced at each other and soon reached a tacit understanding.
Liu Jifen turned around and walked forward, and just wanted to walk to the door, but was stopped by Li Dingbang: "You stay here with your son, and I'll go home and get water!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he left the ward, looking crisp and neat, not dragging muddy at all.
Only Li Deqiang knew that his father would definitely be drugged in water, either because of the drug or as a laxative, and it was impossible to let the Taoist priest go.
Huang Zhen stroked his long beard, retreated not far away, stood quietly, let the tofu flower do things, and did not mix a word himself.
Li Degang lay on the hospital bed, held Liu Jifen's hand, and persuaded: "You must be tired enough in the past few days, why don't you go to the back room to lie down for a while?"
"As long as I can recover, what's the point if I'm tired and miserable? I'm afraid that you will pass out again, so I'm going to accompany you and watch you!"
"Thank you, Mom, but you look at me like this, it makes me unable to sleep!"
Liu Jifen heard his son's resolute tone, and also saw his son's determined look, so he immediately succumbed: "Then I'll go to the back room to rest for a while, and you can rest early!"
"Hmm!"
When Liu Jifen closed the door of the escort room, Li Degang made a new request: "Big brother help me get an apple, thank you!"
Li Deqiang turned around and brought the apple, and when he was about to peel it, he was stopped by his younger brother.
"Give me the apples, I'll peel them myself!"
"Are you sure you can?"
Li Degang propped up his body, half sat and half leaned, and responded, "Can't you?"
"Oh, this is a knife, you must be careful, don't cut your hands!"
said it was a knife, but it was actually a fruit knife, the size was not small at all, and the knife edge was very sharp, no wonder Li Deqiang had to remind him.
Li Degang took the fruit knife and asked while peeling it: "Big brother, do you say that the alien race is hateful?"
Qi Feng's protruding sentence made Li Deqiang inexplicable: "Interracial race?
"For example, the Rakshasa Kingdom and the Peacock Kingdom are alien races, do you say they are hateful?"
The Rakshasa Kingdom is located in the north, ranking first in the world in terms of land area, and has a feud with China, while the Peacock Kingdom is located in the south, with a population of nearly one billion, and often engages in affairs on the border of China.
"Well, you mean the alien race of these two countries, of course it's hateful!"
"Then you say, should the alien race be killed or not?"
"Damn it, of course it should be ......"
Knock knock knock......
There was a knock at the door.
Huang Zhen's eyes narrowed, and he was furious.
Lying on the grass!
Someone is still coming at this time? I'm so angry!
Could it be that the uncle did not come to the hospital to work the night shift as originally agreed, so that other doctors and nurses came to make rounds?
Li Deqiang didn't notice anything abnormal, turned his head to the door, and asked, "Who?"
"I'm Lu Ruixiang from the Homecoming Hotel, a good friend of Brother Gang, let me come to see if Brother Gang's condition has improved?"
"Come in!"
With a babbling sound, Lu Ruixiang pushed the door in, carrying a lot of fruit in her hand.
Huang Zhen raised his eyes and looked, and his anger immediately turned into shock.