The crying little fat man was taken away by the assistant principal who arrived in time, and the embarrassed Master Yi walked over: "Uncle Shi, it's not too early." It's important that we get down to business. ”

"Did you smell the smell just now?" Thief Quanzi seemed to be still immersed in his own world, and he moved his nose: "Why is this smell strange and familiar? It seems to be a smell that I haven't smelled for a long time in my memory." ”

Master Yi felt more and more embarrassed: "Uncle Bigu has been in the valley for many years, and it is normal to forget the smell of the toilet. I smell it every day, and there's nothing surprising about it. ”

"You are really a piece of rotten wood," said the thief who hated iron and steel, "I am talking about a trace of a strange fragrance other than the stench, don't you smell it? ”

What is the refreshing taste? It is clearly a stench to the sky, is it good? The ghost knows what the little fat man ate, it can almost smoke people to death.

Just when the uncle and nephew were thinking about each other, a children's voice like a yellow warbler from the valley sounded: "Hey, where did you come from? Believe it or not, Meng Meng has a big summoning spell to call Dad and blow up your dog head in minutes?"

"Whose little girl is so uneducated?" Thief Quanzi followed the prestige unhappily, and was stunned when he glanced at him: "I didn't even notice just now, but there are so many good seedlings who are suitable for cultivation." If Senior Sister Jin is here, I'm afraid that she will be so happy that she will go crazy. ”

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone from Master Yi's pocket: "Come on, come on, don't move." Let Grandpa take a picture of you. ”

"Whose grandfather are you?, and dare to take advantage of Mengmeng?" The little girl was very dissatisfied, and saw her take out a sticky note casually: "If you don't give you a little color to see, you will think that Mengmeng will only sell cuteness." A cloud-piercing arrow, super dad to meet-"

Before she could finish speaking, Gu Fan's big hand was already on her daughter's shoulder: "Mengmeng, don't scream, Dad is by your side." ”

"Hey, why did Dad come so fast today?" The little girl put away her original shorthand book, and she introduced to the female classmates behind her with her head held high: "This is Meng Meng's father, a super invincible good man." With him out to clean up the mess, Mengmeng doesn't have to worry about anything. ”

"No matter how much trouble Meng Meng causes, the dad who is known as a one-click restoration can clean it up properly. With him, my mom doesn't have to worry about my safety anymore. ”

Listening to what Gu Meng said, a little girl plucked up the courage and said: "My dad is not good at all, he drinks, smokes, gambles, and often scolds his mother and me, can I throw him away and call Mengmeng's dad a dad?"

"Well, Mengmeng doesn't have any opinions, it mainly depends on your mother's strength. Gu Meng carefully popularized the rules of the game of the Gu family to her classmates: "She must have the strength to defeat Mengmeng's mother, for example, she is at least worth hundreds of millions, both civil and military." Mengmeng's mother is like this, otherwise she wouldn't have fascinated her father. ”

The little girl's explanation made the eyes of other little girls starry: "Meng Meng is so powerful, you know everything about adults." ”

Gu Fan was furious when he heard it on the side: Stinky girl, I can see it clearly, it turns out that you arranged your father like this at school. Uh, no, when I'm around you, you dare to talk nonsense.

When I wasn't around, I don't know what you said.

"I remember, this is the taste of the elixir. Without waiting for Gu Fan to teach his daughter a lesson, Thief Quanzi pointed to the group of little girls in front of him: "The innate qi in your body is so strong, obviously you have all taken the elixir for scripture and marrow." ”

"It stands to reason that if you have eaten the elixir of cutting the meridians and washing the marrow, you will not have diarrhea. But because of the limited immortal fate and poor qualifications, the fat man failed to fully absorb the medicinal power in the pill, which led to diarrhea and diarrhea. Hey, it's a pity that there is an elixir. ”

"Judging from the medicinal effect, the time for you to take the elixir should be this morning. Thief Quanzi pinched his fingers, and he looked at the first-grade little loli with a smile on his face: "Can you tell Grandpa Dao Chief, what did you eat this morning besides breakfast? Who gave you the elixir?"

There is a deep reason why Quan Thief has become so eager.

Since entering the third industrial revolution, the standard of living of human beings has improved rapidly.

In particular, the leap forward in medicine has extended the life expectancy of ordinary people a lot. With modern medicine, people no longer need to beg the immortal chief for help, and many mountain gates have no incense.

Without the support from the people, most of the Xiuzhen sects were living tightly, and they couldn't even recruit new disciples.

You must know that cultivation requires four major helps: wealth, law, couples, and land, and the word "wealth" is always at the top of the list.

Even online immortal cultivators are not exempt from vulgarity, whether it is an all-night snack or a supper, it costs money. A pack of five pieces of soft white sand is not as good as the blue box and the world.

There is no money in the pocket, Mo Xiuxian, this is an unbreakable truth.

The Taiyin Sect was the earliest secularized sect of cultivation. Because they started earlier than others, they had a good time and cooperated with state organs in various ways. The Taiyin Sect is good at solving all kinds of supernatural events, and uses scientific principles to fool the people who eat melons.

For example, in the light curtain cannibalism incident of the General's Tower, that mirage company is one of the leather bag companies under the name of Taiyin Sect.

Although other sects are extremely greedy for the Taiyin Sect, the Taiyin Sect's financial resources are also limited. Even if Thief Quanzi had an idea, he didn't dare to take out dozens of pills at once and give them to so many children.

The process of alchemy is extremely cumbersome, and the success rate is very low. The slightest mistake can lead to millions of raw materials. Dozens of pills can't be accumulated without two or three years of work.

Not to mention the elixir that can be given to children, it needs to be the best of the best, and there must not be a trace of impurities and erysipelas. The body of the child is weak, and they cannot afford to resist the toss brought by erysipelas.

According to common sense, the person who can sprinkle the high-quality pill as a sugar pill can only be one kind of person - the person who leads this matter behind the scenes must be an alchemy master.

If you can connect with the alchemy masters behind them through this group of children, it can be regarded as adding a door to the Taiyin Sect, right?

"Can you tell grandpa, what does the person who gave you the elixir look like?" Seeing that everyone didn't mean to answer, Thief Quanzi asked again.

The female squad leader was the most courageous, and in the face of the eager gaze of the thief spring, she plucked up her courage and said: "No one gave us the elixir to eat, except for breakfast, we each ate a boiled egg." ”

"Zhuji Dan?" Thief Quanzi's face suddenly turned pale: "That's something more advanced than the Varsity Pill." I didn't expect that there were still people in this world who could make Tsukidan! ”

He was about to continue asking, but the class bell had already rang as scheduled.

Hearing the class bell, a bunch of little girls rushed to the classroom.

"Hey, don't go. You haven't said who gave it to Tsukidan. The thief took two steps and wanted to pull a little Lori to ask what was going on.

Gu Fan took the first step to stop in front of him: "This is the school, please respect yourself." ”

Harassing little loli under Lao Tzu's eyelids? It's just a joke! You must know that among these little loli, there are not only Lao Tzu's daughters, but also several little ones who want to call me dad. Where can I make you reach out to them the black hand of sin?

"If you want to buy Tsukidan, don't you know how to go to Taobao?"