Chapter 4: The Sparrow and the Crow
Chapter 4: The Sparrow and the Crow
"Why can't you?" the girl frowned. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Net?
"I ...... I'm a little deficient in my kidneys. ”
"It's nothing, I just like to pinch soft persimmons. The girl smiled.
"I ...... I'm sick. ”
"It's okay, it can be cured. ”
"I ...... I have a sexually transmitted disease. Starling said this, because his face was blushing, which made his face darker.
"It's okay, it's not a problem, you have to have faith, it can still be cured. Won't you be cured and all right?"
The starling brother was stunned, and suddenly said softly: "Lao Jiu, I suddenly found true love, this is the woman I dream of, I want to marry her!"
"Fart!" Sparrow adjusted his mood and said, "Starling, you are already kidney deficient, and you still want to ......"
"It's fine. The girl said, "Don't panic if you have kidney deficiency, use Jiuzhitang donkey glue to replenish blood granules." New packaging, new effects, one pack top five packs. After two courses of treatment, my heart doesn't beat, I don't panting, and I don't have to work hard to go upstairs, which is good!"
Sparrow frowned and said, "How do you know so detailed?"
The girl said: "My family runs a pharmacy, and this medicine sells very well, so I won't lie to you." By the way, starling, if anyone else has a dirty disease like yours, you can take him to my house. You pull a customer and send you a course of treatment, it's a good deal!"
The starling was stunned and furious: "Damn, who is your starling? Hurry up, pull this girl out and slaughter her!"
Sparrow smiled: "Starling, don't be impatient. Didn't I say she's mine, I have to get her!"
When the girl heard these words, she immediately cried out, "You are robbing the people's daughters, you are lawless, you are ...... You're just bandits!"
The mouse laughed: "That's right, we are the legendary bandits and robbers, haha......"
The sparrow smiled and said, "Little lady, let's go?"
At this time, Biaozi suddenly opened his mouth, and he said coldly: "No, I don't agree!" After speaking, he ran away with the girl on his back.
Sparrow hurriedly said: "Biaozi, you come back for me!"
The mouse also shouted: "Biaozi, come back, come back, Biaozi!"
Biaozi didn't listen to the order at all, and in an instant, he rushed out of the conference hall of nearly 100 square meters. The girl's silver bell-like laughter could be heard in the distance.
Sparrow said, "What should I do?"
The mouse spread his hands and said, "At this point, I haven't recruited anything." ”
The sparrow was anxious and said, "You are the boss, how can you do nothing?!"
The mouse grinned and said, "In front of Brother Jiu, what kind of boss am I." ”
The sparrow was angry, poked his hand at it, and said, "You are playing me?"
Starling said: "He's not playing with you, he's fooling you." Lao Jiu, don't worry about it, that person is a biao. ”
Sparrow said, "But the woman's ......"
Starling waved his hand and said, "Don't care about these useless things, let's get down to business." Mouse, what about my gifts?"
The mouse said: "Starling doesn't need this at all. ”
Starling hurriedly said: "No, I need it, I especially need it." ”
Sparrow interjected: "Starling, there are many difficult households nearby, they need gifts more than you, you should give love?"
Starling frowned and said: "This is Jiangnan, it is said that Jiangnan is rich in products, and it is the legendary land of fish and rice, and there are still difficult households here?"
The mouse took over and said, "Yes, there are still many five-guarantee households." You must know that although this is on the land south of the Yangtze River, it is also a ravine. Poor mountains and remote areas, there are really no local products!"
Starling pouted with disdain: "I thought they were all well-off, hehe, no matter how rich the place is, there are beggars!"
The mouse nodded and said, "That's right, a few days ago, one of the helmsmen of the beggar gang passed from the south." ”
Sparrow was slightly stunned and said, "What is the situation?"
Starling said: "Don't say it's useless, do I have any prizes? If there are no prizes, Lao Tzu will just leave, and you will have to reimburse me for the round-trip expenses." Huh, rat?"
The mouse smiled: "Although the little brother didn't prepare a prize for the starling, the starling is beneficial." ”
Starling asked, "What's the benefit?"
The rat said, "A deal." Hehe, I wonder if the two brothers are interested?"
Starling said, "Do you have a business?"
The mouse said: "The business is big." If this vote is done, we will wait for the next life to eat and drink spicy food, haha. ”
Starling frowned and said, "What about the next life?"
The mouse said: "I can't spend it in this life, it's too much, hehe." ”
Sparrow suddenly said: "Good deal, I'll praise one first!" It's just ...... Where did so many beauties emerge all at once? Hehe, there are beauties from the south of the Yangtze River since ancient times. ”
The mouse said: "Brother Jiu misunderstood, there is no female ......"
Sparrow's face sank: "It's all men, I don't do it, you better keep it yourself." I said rats, not you, you have a heavy taste!"
The rat hurriedly said, "It's not a man! money! banknotes!"
Sparrow said coldly, "What the hell?"
The mouse said, "Gold." ”
Sparrow pouted: "I'm not rare. ”
Starling said: "I'm rare. There was a greedy light in his eyes, like a hungry dog seeing a steaming pile of poop in front of him. He said urgently, "How many, is there such a number?" and held out a finger.
The rat shook his head.
Starling's face darkened, and he said, "How much?"
The mouse didn't speak, but stretched out eight fingers, shook them three times in front of the starling, and smiled: "How is it?
The starling pondered for a moment and said, "Two thousand four hundred taels, it's okay." ”
The mouse frowned and said, "How can this be two thousand four hundred taels, how do you calculate it? This is eight thousand ...... No, it's 80,000 taels!"
Starling was stunned and lost his voice: "Eighty thousand?"
The sparrow was also excited, after all, 80,000 taels of gold was not a small amount for anyone. He said, "Really...... Is there really so much?" the excitement in his voice could not be concealed.
The mouse said: "No more, no less, exactly eighty thousand taels." ”
Sparrow smashed his mouth: "I see. ”
Starling also sighed: "I understand too." ”
The mouse was stunned and asked, "What do you understand?"
Sparrow said: "You want 80,000 taels of gold......"
Starling said, "But you don't know where ...... are."
Sparrow said: "What's more, you can't take so much, and you know that my sparrow is lustful......"
Starling said: "You also know that my crow is greedy for money. ”
Sparrow said: "You still know that we are well-connected......"
Starling said, "You know more about our spirits. ”
Sparrow said: "Coincidentally......"
Starling said, "We are friends. ”
Sparrow said: "So ......"
Starling said: "You thought of our brothers. ”
Sparrow said: "This is called ......"
Starling said: "Share the blessings and share the difficulties." ”
Sparrow said: "Because ......"
Starling said, "We are brothers. ”
The mouse sighed and said, "Are you two talking about cross talk, or talk show?"
Starling said: "Don't worry about it, you just say it's right." ”
The mouse said, "You're only half right. ”
Starling said, "Oh?"
The mouse glanced around and said, "I want to talk about cross talk, but I didn't have a compliment, I have to come by myself, alas! Here's the thing: among the rivers and lakes, there is such a place, where there are 80,000 taels of gold." I wanted to get it, but I couldn't do it alone, so I thought of my two brothers. ”
Sparrow was stunned: "That's half right?"
Starling said: "That's it, it's completely different." ”
The mouse laughed, "You're half right, that's right." ”
Starling said, "What?"
The mouse said: "You are greedy for money, Lao Jiu is lustful, this is right." ”
Starling asked, "What else?"
The mouse said: "It just so happens that we are friends, but also brothers. ”
Sparrow nodded: "That's a human saying. ”
The starling brother said again: "What else?"
The mouse couldn't help but be stunned: "What's more, it's really gone." ”
Starling said, "Where is that place?"
Sparrow said, "Not far from here?"
The mouse said: "It's not far, it's just under the ridge." ”
Sparrow smiled: "So close, you can't handle it?"
The mouse rubbed his hands together and said, "It's tricky!
Sparrow said, "Oh?"
The mouse said, "It's a dart." ”
Starling interjected, "What's the way?"
The mouse said: "The famous 'Golden Qilin' Yue Rushan on the rivers and lakes ......"
Before he finished speaking, the starling was moved, and said in a lost voice: "Who? Yue Rushan......? I can't do it!"
The mouse hurriedly said: "Starling, don't worry, I haven't finished yet." It is the Qilin dart board that moves the dart, but the dart head is not Yue Rushan......"
Starling frowned and said, "What's the matter, Yue Rushan has taken a back seat?"
The mouse said: "Yue Rushan relied on his martial arts to build the world, and the Qilin Dart Bureau was prestigious, so he wanted to experience his only son, so he didn't take the dart." ”
The starling brother was still frowning: "You haven't said who is darting, why don't you say it?"
The mouse also frowned: "I said it." ”
Starling turned to the sparrow and said, "Did he say it?"
Sparrow said, "I didn't hear it behind my ears." ”
The mouse said: "The bodyguard is Yue Rushan......"
Starling said: "Or Yue Rushan? Didn't he retreat to the second line?"
The mouse sighed: "I haven't finished talking yet, this time's bodyguard is Yue Rushan's only son, Yue Longcheng is also." ”
Sparrow looked surprised and said, "His son is a master?"
The mouse shook his head and let out a long sigh, "No. ”
Starling suddenly said: "So, it's Xiao Yue who walks the dart?"
The mouse's eyes lit up and he said, "Yes, this is the person." Why, you have a relationship with him?"
Starling said, "Not really. However, I do remember a small moon. That was a long time ago, before I had an STD. That Xiaoyue works in the Qinglou, the salary is very high, and there is a commission. The key is that the person is beautiful, the legs are also sexy, and the skin is white, which is really called a ...... A ......"
Sparrow said, "Punctuality!"
Starling struck the knot: "Yes, it's punctuality." ”
The mouse looked at the sparrow, and then at the starling, and said in surprise: "Two old men, are you interested in this matter?"
Sparrow said: "Of course." Although I am professional and, I still have no aversion to silver......"
The mouse intercepted: "Lao Jiu, it's not silver, but gold, Huang Chengcheng's gold ingot." A total of 80,000 taels, a suitcase for 1,000, how much ...... will it cost?"
Sparrow cut off, "Don't talk about this! Since we're all interested in this vote, let's discuss what to do?"