Chapter 117: I'm Crazy for You
On the night of the third day, a group of bandits from the Evil Tiger Village, led by Xiao Ping, Meng Guang, and Zhao Liu, went to the village to report door-to-door. Manjianghong Shaoxia is the reincarnation of an immortal, and will manifest and issue a decree from heaven. Old and young masters, old and young, women and children, tomorrow morning, before the sun comes out, they will all wait on the beach without pulling back.
Why, you don't want to go?
The bandits didn't give a good face this time, and instantly resumed the ferocious arrogance of the "White Rise Era", first split the stump in half with a knife, stared at the bull's eye and scolded: Straight mother thief, shameless face, do you want to go or not?
Go, go, go, it's not enough for the small ones to go!
So on the fourth day, when the eastern sky was just showing the white of the fish's belly, the islanders had already gathered on the beach under the cliff, except for Lin Siniang's family. The bandits built a simple altar with stones in front of the cliff, and the three high incense sticks as thick as children's arms in the incense burner lit light smoke, which blew with the wind and overflowed with fragrance, which had the effect of calming the mind and calming the mind.
Hua Rong javelin generally stood at the front, Xiao Ping, Meng Guang, and Zhao Liu stood five steps behind them with serious expressions, and more than a dozen steps away were the islanders who were pressed by the black. "Chen Xiucai" mixed in the crowd, lowered his voice and pretended to be mysterious, and told the people on the side about the "miracle" of Man Shaoxia that he accidentally saw, which frightened them.
The bandits were busy with their hands and feet, scattered around the periphery to maintain order, and some people took out candy cubes from their arms to stop the children's crying. Since Man Jianghong appeared and Hua Rong sobered up, the cohesion of the cottage has been unprecedentedly unified, and everyone feels like they have a head again, and they don't feel tired when their calves are cramping.
The islanders, having the preconceived notions of last night, waited quietly, and gradually developed a sense of piety, a slight hallucination, in the solemn and mysterious atmosphere. If nothing else, the cliffs are very different today, how can they attract so many seabirds? Amid the never-ending lapping of the waves, the chirping of seagulls is particularly loud and distant. In addition, the air today is exceptionally fresh, and the smell is relaxed, and even the bones of the body feel light.
When a round of red sun jumped out of the East China Sea, the green flowers and trees on the cliffs were gilded with gold edges. The flock of birds on the cliff rose to the sky, and then turned downward, and drew a large circle, as if a huge moon arch had been condensed in the void.
In the blink of an eye, the old hen becomes a duck!
In an instant, before the islanders could react, a living and bright "immortal" appeared in the "Moon Gate" in the sky.
Hua Rong pushed the golden mountain and poured the jade pillar, bowed his head, and said with the breath of the dantian: "Knock on the immortals!"
Xiao Ping, Meng Guang, and Zhao Liu gasped, and led all the bandits to kneel and kowtow, shouting: "Knock on the immortals"!
The islanders were stunned at first, but when they saw a group of bandits setting an example, they also followed and shouted on their knees.
I saw that the "immortal" stepped on the auspicious clouds, standing in the air, wearing an azure robe, pinning a tube of purple gold flute in his left hand, and a small flower basket and a small fishing drum around his waist, his face was like a crown of jade, but it was not "Lin Siniang's son-in-law" Man Jianghong!
The crowd squinted their eyes from below and looked up, but they didn't really see it very clearly. If you look at the cliff top up close, you will find that Man Jianghong's right hand hidden in the wide robe behind him is holding an iron drill more than four feet long, firmly obliquely inserted on the cliff head, and the appearance is really like a scarecrow slanted on a bamboo pole floating in the wind, very funny. The purple gold flute is nothing more than a bamboo pipe smeared with purple gold color, drilled a few holes randomly, and tied with a red ribbon at the end. The small bamboo basket is crooked, and the roughness of the craftsmanship really does not dare to compliment, from the delicate hands of Miss Ruge. The little fishing drum that looks like a rattle on the waist is much more presentable, and it is really a rattle for a child to play!
But the people watching from afar could not see these details, and the shock brought to them by this scene was still huge. Imagine who can stand in the air except for immortals?
In the past dynasties, when the uprisers were weak, they pretended to be gods and ghosts to add fuel to the fire. For example, at the end of the Qin Dynasty, Chen Sheng and Wu Guang rebelled and called a fox and stuffed a handkerchief with "Chen Shengwang" written on it in the belly of the fish; like the end of the Yuan Dynasty, before the Red Turban Army uprising, a one-eyed stone man was buried in the Yellow River to echo the nursery rhyme "Mo Dao stone man has one eye, inciting the Yellow River to rebel in the world". But these auxiliary methods are very simple and crude, compared to the scene that Man Jianghong is doing now, it is a big deal!
After Hua Rong, Chasing Life, and Shui Yue all woke up, Man Jianghong once asked whether to put a little more blood to save Hua Rong's several national security parts, after all, there was a lack of manpower to sail to sea. Who knew that Ruge, who was still gentle and amiable at the last moment, immediately had a smile on his face, Huo Ran stood up, slammed the door and went out, and Shui Yue hurried to chase after him. "Bang" The door rang, the hand holding the teacup trembled in fright, and Hua Rong lowered his brain and was embarrassed. Who would dare to mention Miss Song's taboo? This matter is over.
Man Jianghong smiled bitterly, in fact, he knew very well in his heart that his blood was not the blood of a true dragon, and there was no way to restore the destroyed consciousness to its original state. The human brain is so sophisticated that even though it is capable of repairing itself, even though it can be damaged even by a small amount of damage, it can cause irreversible damage. Like at present, although Ruge and they are sober, some sequelae have also begun to appear, such as Hua Rong's intermittent headaches, occasional fragments of chasing life, and Shui Yue's temperament has changed greatly. Even Ruge has gradually transformed into a "tigress" with teeth and claws. After thinking about it, he lowered his requirements, feeling that as long as a person regained his original consciousness and knew who he was, it would be good. It's not a big deal to change, anyway, a person has to change several times from a teenager to a white head, and even the substances that make up the body have to be changed several times.
However, if his blood is gone, he will not save the people of the next island!
He felt that in this case, it didn't matter if these people were sober or not, their lives were the most important, and the top priority was to stop the spreading madness on the island.
Why did the islanders start to go berserk? It was because the mind control planted by the South China Sea faction was loosened, and the old and new imprints and illusory memories were gradually confused. Although Man Jianghong learned some basic theories in Zifu, he lacked the techniques to use them, did not dare to take risks to break the ban, and did not have the strength and time to treat the people of the entire island. Thinking that the end of the world is approaching, it would be a great blessing for the people on the island to live well in this "dream paradise".
So, he took a different path.
The Nanhai faction used "monarchy" to fictionalize a Ming Dynasty, and its control over the mind was not firm. For thousands of years, the supremacy of monarchy in China has been more influential than the monarchy, and the so-called "divine power of the monarchy" is originally a belief entrenched in the hearts of many people.
Therefore, Man Jianghong simply did not break the mental control of the South China Sea faction, and found another way to "pretend to be a god", looking forward to suppressing the loose "monarchy" with a stronger "divine power".
Pretending to be a god is a technical job, and planning, steps, atmosphere and details are all very important.
So, who to pretend?
First of all, it must be a well-known type of immortal that is suitable for both men and women! If you talk about "Mazu" to a mountain person, or "Lu Dongbin" to an African, it is purely boring for yourself. Secondly, he should have a certain level and a certain deterrent. Despite the vastness of the four seas, the Dragon Lord was the first to be excluded. Because Ya is really a nest, she is always bullied. And for Heavenly Court, Ya is also a small cadre in a township!
Nezha is too young, Lu Dongbin is too old, and with the condition of being eighteen-year-old and full of Jianghong, the first choice for pretending to be a god should be "Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun". Three eyes are easy to do, just paint. But there is a lack of props, not to mention the three-pointed two-edged knife, the roaring dog, and even the armor can't find a pair, so you can't call Yushu the heroic Erlang Shenbashi!
After choosing, in the end, "Han Xiangzi" and "Lan Caihe" among the eight immortals won the bid. Han Xiangzi got extra points for serving as a civil servant in the Heavenly Court, and Scattered Immortal Lancai unfortunately fell off the list.
The breeze is coming, and in the blue sky, a group of seagulls are connected from end to end to form the "Moon Gate", and a group of birds are chirping and chirping, happily flying down the cliff again. In the distance, more seabirds flew by the waves, as if they had heard the call of the feast, and were hurrying to the field.
A circle of fine beads of sweat appeared on Man Jianghong's forehead, and he secretly let out a long breath.
In order to create a mysterious atmosphere and shocking momentum, the young master was exposed to the sun on the top of the cliff and fed the seagulls for a whole day, all day long! Is it comfortable for the young master to hang in the air?
Choose the morning when people are not very awake, use the backlight effect to generate a vague and glorious image, the three pillars of incense are mixed with a lot of hallucinogenic and calming herbs, the master releases true qi to improve air quality, Brother Rong led the bandits carrots and sticks to mess around, it seems that the effect is quite good, and the scene is shocked.
Gotta hurry up and move on to the next step, the master can't hold it anymore.
The terrified islanders saw the birds scattering and the auspicious clouds disappearing, and the "immortals" actually walked down from the void step by step!
There is no way, Man Jianghong's skills are not enough, and the distance is too far to allow him to exert his spiritual power.
"Tom", a dull and hollow sound came out, as if stepping on a wooden staircase.
Everyone was stunned and looked at each other.
What's going on here, this, what's going on? How can there be stairs in the void? Besides, how easy it is for the immortals to fly down, and they have to go down step by step?
But these doubts only disappeared in a flash, and the islanders quickly found their own reasons. If you want that immortal to act, how can mortals figure it out, there must be a mystery in it. Even the organic spirits began to count how many steps the immortals had stepped on, so that they could refer to them later. It's profound, and there's a lot of knowledge in it. I think that King Wen of Zhou pulled a car for Jiang Taigong for 800 steps, and the Great Zhou Dynasty will enjoy the national fortune for 800 years, which is not an ordinary trick!
Every time Man Jianghong took the next step, his right hand, which was always hidden behind him, quickly thrust the iron drill one by one, and the coordination was seamless. As for the "tom", it came from his mouth to disguise the "clatter" sound of the iron drill inserting into the sand.
"Uncle Zhu taught me ventriloquism in the hope that one day I would be able to go to the street when I had no food. I didn't expect that the first time the master used it, he was actually pretending to be a fairy, and it was just a blast!" Thinking back to this section, the young man couldn't help but feel a little proud.
The "immortal" walked down vertically step by step, and only stopped when he landed in the middle of the cliff, and his tongue bloomed with spring thunder:
"Where is the family of Yunheng Qinling......? Hahaha, I, Han Xiangzi is also!"
Well, there are so many immortals, it is very important to report your home, otherwise everyone will not be impressed.
These two lines of poetry are widely circulated and come from the "Biography of Han Xian" in the Tang Dynasty. said that Han Xiangzi had been Taoist since elementary school and wanted to temper his uncle Han Yu. One day, Han Yu had a party, Xiangzi went to the banquet, and two flowers were conjured in a pot of soil, and the words were written on the petals: Where is the family of Yunheng Qinling? Han Yu, the old hat, didn't understand, and was later demoted, and when he passed through the Blue Pass in the Qinling Mountains, it happened to be snowing heavily, and the horse couldn't walk, so he realized it.
Hua Rong took the lead and bowed again, and the five bodies kowtowed to the ground three times in a row, and shouted in his mouth: "Knock to see the Puji Immortals!"
In fact, Han Xiangzi has a long title, called "Kaiyuan Acting Law Great Exposition and Enlightenment Puji Immortal". But Man Jianghong can't remember everything, and there is no Taoist treasure at hand to check, not to mention such a long list of grunt names, Brother Hua Rong can't read it well. Gotta just cut off a confused little tail, anyway, the meaning is there. While this is not the most important part, it should not be overlooked. Because of the title, it means that Han Xiangzi is an official civil servant of the Heavenly Court, and he can speak on behalf of the Heavenly Court, which is very different from the scattered immortal Lan Caihe who can only represent individuals.
"You are imprisoned on the island, and I come to pardon you in the name of the Jade Emperor, so that you can regain your freedom from now on!"
There are a lot of flaws in this paragraph, and Man Jianghong can't care about it, so he first throws a huge carrot to create a surprise, and the remaining blank space allows the islanders to justify themselves.
Boom, the pot suddenly exploded below!
Crying, laughing, laughing, making noise, screaming...... Tears poured out!
Isn't it the body of a prisoner of crime that weighs on the hearts of all the islanders like a nightmare? Without freedom, it may be destroyed by the imperial court like a guinea pig at any time, how can it be a normal person's life!
After the heavy sorrow of the mountain was gently removed, everyone vented their hysteria, their minds gradually cleared up, and their admiration for the "immortals" deepened. Some smart people even thought that being pardoned by the Jade Emperor was much more awesome than the emperor's pardon, is it possible for us to go to heaven......
After a third of the incense, the crowd gradually quieted down, all of them looking up with tears, nervously waiting for the next step of the "immortal".
“...... The Heavenly Demon is coming, the land of Shenzhou is sinking, and the Ming Dynasty no longer exists...... The Jade Emperor gave me gold medals, shrinking flower baskets, and sky-high fishing drums to save the world, punish evil and promote good......"
After the official announcement, Man Jianghong also said a few words, it was nothing more than the monsters raging outside the sea, so it was best for everyone to stay on the island obediently, if you see an unknown figure approaching, you must hide first......
If you say too much, you will lose, and the point will be there!
As soon as the words of the "immortals" stopped, Hua Rong immediately led everyone to kowtow, shouting like a tsunami: "Knock on the Puji immortals."
"Hahaha......"
The "immortals" burst out with deafening laughter, and at the moment when everyone bowed their heads, they shouted: "I'll go!"
Everyone raised their heads and was surprised to see that the rocks in the middle of the cliff burst into flames, and the dust was filled, and there were still immortals.
After repeated deliberation and careful design by a five-person group, this classical costume mythological drama was performed by Man Jianghong conscientiously, and finally came to a perfect curtain call, which was well received by all the islanders.
Shining debut, mysterious exit. The most difficult thing to control is actually the final closing stage, how the immortals go back. He can't hang in the air like a scarecrow and wait for the islanders to disperse, nor can he climb back to the cliff or fall down honestly in full view of everyone, he can only escape out of thin air, as the legend says!
However, Man Jianghong can't do it because he can't do it! So what should I do? I can only opportunistically create a gap for visual detachment, and simulate a similar effect at an astonishing speed.
On the top of the cliff, a flock of seabirds flew in shock, soaring into the sky again, hovering in the air.
Someone was soaking wet, like a soft bug lying in the grass at the top of the cliff. His physical exertion was enormous, especially when he kicked the rock back with his last kick, which was almost the strength to feed. The spiritual consumption is greater, and every sentence is accompanied by a powerful spiritual power radiating out, deeply branded into everyone's hearts, which is equivalent to hypnotizing hundreds of people at a time!
The moon is pooping, and the show is finally over!
Someone sticks out their tongue and pants like a dog.
There was a lot of noise at the bottom of the cliff for a while, and suddenly there was an eerie silence, and a woman's mournful song floated up the cliff.
“...... The immortals parted with each other, and danced to the end of the world for the king......"
Ah, what's going on? Xiaoqu sings so heartbroken, do you really think that I think that heaven and man are eternal, and I will never come back once I go to heaven?
Someone crawled to the edge of the cliff in amazement and looked down cautiously.
I saw a woman with apricot eyes and peach cheeks, tall and slender, with a golden gauze draped in a lotus inlaid skirt, dancing lightly in the crowd, but who else was not Liu Feixu?
Oops, if the second girl of the Liu family continues to sing and dance, it will be a big trouble. The mysterious atmosphere that she had managed to create would be completely destroyed by her, turning a good and solemn dojo into a lively singing and dancing arena.
The parents of the Liu family hurriedly pulled their daughter, and everyone pushed or grabbed or abused, and the scene was chaotic.
At this time, I saw Hua Rong's halberd fingers cut off and shouted: "This little girl is crazy, take it down for me!"
Several bandits broke into the crowd, like a vicious tiger capturing a sheep, and quickly knocked Liu Feixu to the ground.
This young and beautiful girl may be really crazy, she does not struggle, her pink cheeks are pressed against the cold and rough grit, her eyes are wide and hollow, and the crystal tears of mung beans gush out of the corners of her eyes, wet with sand, and her lips are still difficult to open, like a fish in the dry water, and she mourns to herself.
The parents of the Liu family turned around in a panic, knelt on the ground and kowtowed and begged.
Hua Rong groaned for a moment and said, "Let her go! ”
The next morning, Man Jianghong stood on Da Bai's back and chopped the waves, and Yudi Island became a small black dot behind him.
The main work of the god is completed, the imprint is imprinted, and what remains is a long project of maintenance and stability. Hua Rong is an old oilman of the national security system, since the establishment of the Earth Federation, one of its main tasks is to fight against the cult, and he knows the way of these gods and ghosts.
In the next step, Hua Rong will promote "immortal worship", build a temple on the original site of the evil tiger village, turn morning and evening prayers into an island system, and even declare the "seagull" as a sacred bird and is not allowed to be hunted. Nothing else, it is to let the islanders always remember the matter of the immortal manifestation and decree, and completely achieve spiritual attachment and peace, and stay away from madness.
In addition, since the world will be in turmoil in a year, the people on the island also need to have the ability to protect themselves. How to hide, how to ensure food, how not to have a large-scale infighting...... Things are complicated, and the temporary cabinet composed of spy leaders, Xiuzhen Gaozu, tabloid reporters, and martial arts disciples is very busy.
Man Jianghong didn't care about these complicated and trivial things, because all peace and happiness are built on one foundation, that is, the Nanhai faction gave up Yuzhi Island! Not to mention that the Longtian earthquake collapsed the underground palace, if the Nanhai faction did not hesitate to dig up after landing on the island, it was very likely that there would be extraneous branches.
Therefore, he must complete the impossible mission and go to Luofu Island to single-handedly challenge the South China Sea faction and force it to never land on Yudi Island.
The cool sea breeze blows on the body, and it makes people feel good all over the body. The young man squinted at the brilliant morning glow on the horizon, and there was no heroism in his heart, nor was there the tragedy of Feng Xiaoxiao never returning, but there was a little excitement, a little nervousness, and a little eagerness to try.
It's impossible to win, so what's the point of losing? He didn't think much about it.
There are many things in his life, if he didn't do them at that time, he would be haunted for the rest of his life! Just like that terrible summer night in the Hudu River, he did not insist that Zhu Fugui change his plan.
In that case, why hesitate, just do it!