Chapter 942: Book of Dark Light
On a private jet to the interior of mainland China, Edward, Deadpool, and Nicole sat in a luxurious room drinking red wine from each other, while the Chinese man stood at the door with his hands crossed, squinting at the three from time to time.
For Deadpool who came with Dead Skin, the Chinese man was still very worried. Because the order given to him by Lord Manman was to invite only Edward Lee alone, and there was no Deadpool, but he couldn't do anything about Deadpool, who couldn't be killed like a dog's skin plaster, was strong, and had a very thick skin.
The private jet flew high altitude, the cabin was brightly lit, but the windows were all closed, as if to prevent Edward and Deadpool from seeing where the plane was heading. But it was obviously of little use to Edward, and his psychic network could easily sense that the private jet was heading for the western part of China, which Edward remembered was near the Kunlun Mountains, one of the most mysterious areas in China.
And Deadpool didn't have the consciousness of being disgusted at all, pinching the red wine glass and frequently raising a glass to Nicole.
"Hi sweetheart, you're more glamorous than the photos on Facebook and Twitter. Deadpool and Nicole clinked glasses and said, "I'm a huge fan of yours, and I've seen you go from immaturity to maturity, and I still have a picture of you hanging on my bedside?"
"Thank you. Nicole has been with Edward for a long time, and has seen countless thrilling scenes, and she is not a fledgling little girl, and she still maintains a polite smile at Deadpool's compliments, "Mr. Wilson, can't you take off your mask? Not to mention drinking and eating, it looks a bit like ...... Panties. ”
"Oh no, sweetheart, you can't belittle the outstanding work of a great craftsman so much. "Trust me, for an attractive man, eating with his face is the lowest end, and having a burly body and strong capital is fine, uh...... According to Huaguo's Internet terminology, it is a good job. ”
As he spoke, the thing moved his crotch shamelessly.
"You mean, Edward is low-end, huh?" Nicole said with a smile on her lips.
"Well, sweetheart, you're smart enough to pat your boss on the back while rejecting me around the bush. Deadpool still didn't give up, and whispered, "But with a little white face like Edward, your chances are slim, and I can guarantee that Edward's flirtation ability is like a hot dog and a baguette compared to me." ”
"Hey, I hear you. Edward touched his nose in embarrassment, and had to stop the talker, "Mr. Deadpool, I guess you came to me, not just for the Holy Light sanctions, right?"
"You know that?" Deadpool snorted exaggeratedly, whispering to Nicole again, "Look at Sweetheart, now there's another one, and you don't have the slightest privacy to interact with him who can see through people's hearts." ”
With that, Deadpool stood up and took off his mask with his back to Nicole, revealing a face that looked as if it had been soaked in sulfuric acid.
"Oh, Shet. The Chinese man standing in the doorway covered his mouth and turned his head away.
"It's a miracle. Edward's eyes flashed, and he looked at Deadpool and said, "It's the first time I've seen you in such a physical condition, even the abomination of the Scourge Legion doesn't have such a strange physical condition as yours." ”
"What is that?" Deadpool asked curiously.
"A kind of stitching monster, two or three meters tall, weighing several tons, and having a stomach full of the internal organs of various corpses......" Edward deliberately disgusted Deadpool, spreading his hands, "You make up for it yourself, you should know how to ......"
"Shet...... Suture...... Strange: There is such a monster in the world? In the horror movies I have seen, there is no monster that is so disgusting. Deadpool retched a few times, "You can even heal that kind of monster?"
"I haven't tried it, but I guess not. Edward laughed, "The Light can only work on good people, do you think abomination can be good people?"
"Well, good guy, I'm probably not a good guy. Deadpool sighed.
"If it's someone else, but for you, you can't know until you try. Edward said, "I can see that your body has a strong self-healing ability, and this self-healing ability is even a bit excessive. But you have a terminal illness that people on earth seem to call cancer? So, your appearance can't be repaired by your self-healing ability, it should be offset by this disease. ”
"In other words, if I cure your cancer, you will have a surplus of self-healing power, and you will become bloated like an abomination, can you accept this reality?"
"That's it. Deadpool gave up completely, sitting listlessly, "Let me choose between a burly ugly guy and a good-looking fat man, I'd rather choose the former." ”
"Edward is kidding you, Mr. Wilson. Nicole now knows Edward very well, seeing the corners of Edward's mouth slightly upturned, she smiled, "In this world, there are almost no diseases that Edward can't cure. ”
"Can yours really cure me?" Deadpool said with renewed hope, "Sweetheart, you can call me Wade." Plus, as long as I can heal this handsome face of mine, I can serve you for free for a year, no, three years!"
Edward didn't speak, but looked at him with a smile.
"Don't do that, Edward. Deadpool sat down next to Edward, put his arm around his shoulder, and said, "Look, I'm a fan of yours, aren't you?
"I think I heard you have a picture of Nicole hanging by the end of your bed?" said Edward, moving to the side.
"Okay, I'll admit it's mostly pictures of Nicole's little sweetheart, but yours is definitely yours too. Deadpool said cheekily, "You don't know how many setbacks I, a brainless fan, have experienced because of this face." I even think that death ...... Oh no, it's my dream lover who doesn't like me, it's because of this sulfuric face! Shouldn't you come to the rescue for my sexual well-being? I don't think it's a difficult thing for you, is it?"
Edward still looked at him, not speaking.
"Okay, you're really tough, I'm going to join your Demon Hunter Knights, right?" Deadpool slammed his hood to the ground and stood up and cursed, "What is freedom?
When Edward heard this, he laughed with relief, and with a flick of his fingers, a black light appeared in front of Deadpool, and quickly condensed into the shape of a book.
"What is this?" said Deadpool as he watched the black book form in a daze and held it in his hand, "Do you want me to read the 'Otherworldly Medical Handbook'? ”
"A high-level Book of Dark Light. Edward glanced at the Asian man looking over without a trace, and said to Deadpool, "Only if you have the power to suppress your self-healing ability can you not turn into a very bloated fat man." It also cures your cancer and gives you the power of dark light. ”