The man-shrimp battle lasted for more than half an hour, and neither one nor one shrimp wanted to go on. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Gu Wen came to travel the world and find some work to do by the way. Although shrimp mushrooms are demons, they are also potential customers.

Gu Wen didn't plan to catch a shrimp mushroom in the phantom stage and blanch it or fry it with salt and pepper.

Unlike the large number of mid- and low-level demon beasts slaughtered when he was a chef, the shrimp mushroom is so good that it can be regarded as a human form, and with the language of divine consciousness, it can be classified into the scope of intelligent life.

In the absence of hatred, killing an intelligent life at will to satisfy the appetite of Gu Wen is still a bit psychologically disordered.

On the other hand, this is the realm of the Demon Beast Forest, and it is definitely not a wise choice to go to someone else's territory to go on a killing spree. Even if Gu Wen is a half-immortal, he has to consider the hundreds of thousands of human-level demon kings in the Demon Beast Forest, as well as those old demons in the deep mountains whose strength is unfathomable.

Just like the ancestor of the shrimp mushroom in front of him, his strength has already broken through the limit of real people, but he has not been baptized by immortal qi.

Therefore, although Gu Wen danced the spear like a smallpox dragon and phoenix, he did not perform any killing moves.

In addition, the trick of shrimp and mushrooms is such a three-board axe, and hitting around is a direct attack and sweeping. Even if Gu Wen had the heart to show off his marksmanship, he didn't have much to kill back and forth.

Shrimp Mushroom gradually woke up from the initial fear and excitement, and the human in front of him was not very scary. With the spiritual sense of the demon beast, of course, he could feel that the opponent did not mean to kill him and eat it clean.

Although he could feel that his opponent had killed many mid- and low-level demon beasts. But according to the law of the jungle, it is a matter of course for high-level demon beasts to eat low-level demon beasts.

In addition, this human is very slippery, and he always doesn't fight hard with himself. For the shrimp mushrooms that advocate the force to touch the force and the rigid to the rigid, the fight is tied.

At the end of the battle, the shrimp mushroom shrinks its whole body into a spherical shape and unleashes one of the strongest hammer blows. Gu Wen leaned over and led the gun to dodge. But the shrimp mushroom did not look back, rushed forward a few feet, turned around and put the two chelas in front of his chest, and shouted:

"Okay, no more, no more. Humans are always so cunning, hiding and hiding, not daring to fight me. It's not interesting to fight any longer, so forget it. ”

Gu Wen smiled: "That's the best." We're evenly matched, and it's hard to tell the difference between high and low, so it's best to stop talking. As he spoke, he dismantled the spear and inserted it back into the leather bag.

Shrimp Mushroom said: "Human, this is the spirit beast forest, what are you doing here?" Smell your smell, there is no demon or shemale blood, are you a traitor to mankind, a traitor in the legend?"

Gu Wen Khan: "I'm not a demon or a shemale, a traitor. I just heard that the spirit beast forest has pleasant scenery, the four seasons are like spring, and it is rich in all kinds of medicinal herbs and fruits, so I came to take a look. ”

"Oh, so you're one of those sneaky thieves. "Shrimp mushroom suddenly:

"Let me tell you, everyone likes to do this kind of thing, and it is up to each to cross the line. But you're not going to have that enough. ”

"You must know that I am a spirit beast in the water, and I can fight you on land for 300 rounds. If you are in the water, I have the ability to flush and drain the air holes and hit the water with 100 feet, and the combat power will be increased by at least three times, and you will not be an opponent at all. ”

"With your ability, it's better not to do such a high-risk job as poaching. ”

Gu Wen said with a smile: "Your Excellency's martial arts are strong, and you think you are inferior to yourself." But I'm not a thief, and I didn't think about digging up any elixir immortal materials. Actually, I'm a troubadour, and I'm here to travel, hehe. ”

"Troubadour, is it the kind of waste profession that can't do anything but have a mouth?"

"I thought I was a genius who could fight the Great Demon King of Terror. It turned out that I was just a tie with a piece of shit. ”

"You're a troubadour, didn't you come to our Spirit Animal Forest to deliver food? Shrimp and mushrooms suddenly woke up:

"You must not be some troubadour, you must be the 'spy' that the ancestor said, who came to spy on the secrets of our spirit beast forest. ”

Gu Wen touched his nose: "Your Excellency is really upright." Don't worry, I'm not a spy, besides, are there any secrets in the spirit beast deep forest that need to be spied on?"

Shrimp Mushroom said angrily: "Why not? For example, the black pearl I buried under the sandstone, which I quietly took while the mother was asleep, for example, Squidward Brother hid a piece of red coral, for example, the three-tailed monkey of the Monkey King's family next door just gave birth to a litter..."

"Well, why am I saying this? You say you're a troubadour, how do you prove it?"

Gu Wen smiled: "This is easy, I'll just make up a song for you to sing to you." Lend me a drumstick. ”

Shrimp Mushroom glared at Gu Wen for a long time, handed over the drumstick in his hand and said, "Be careful, don't break it." ”

Gu Wen smiled, took out a gold ingot from his arms, put it on the rock and banged it with a drumstick, and soon knocked out a gold plate that was round like a flying saucer.

He also cut off a section of the trunk from the steel core tree that was broken in the fight between the two just now, and hollowed out several cores. Then take out a rhinoceros skin blanket and cut off two pieces, covering the ends of the stems.

After being promoted to a real person, Gu Wen was even more nimble, and in less than half a cup of tea, he made a pair of gongs and drums and hung them. Use the barrel of a gun to make a gong hammer, and use a shrimp and mushroom drumstick to beat the leather drum.

Gu Wen opened his voice and sang: "The sun winks at me, the birds sing to me, I am a little goblin who works hard and is not clingy."

Don't ask me where I'm from, don't ask me where I'm going, I'm going to pluck the most beautiful flowers and present them to my little princess.

The king asked me to patrol the mountains, I turned around the mountains, beat my drums and beat my gongs, and life was full of rhythm.

The king asked me to come to patrol the mountains, catch a real person to make dinner, the water of this mountain stream is incomparably sweet, I don't envy the mandarin ducks or the immortals..."

This song "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountains" adapted from Blue Star is exactly the work of the scene.

Gu Wen sang loudly, and the shrimp and mushrooms were fascinated when he heard it, and dozens of chelicera danced under his cheeks.

After singing the song, the shrimp mushroom fell to his knees: "Master, please teach me to sing quickly! I want to learn, I want to learn!"

Gu Wen smiled and said, "What's the matter, I believe I'm a troubadour, right?"

"Yes, yes, you have to be. ”

"Is a troubadour a waste profession with just one mouth?" Gu Wen squinted his eyes and smiled.

"Yes, yes, ah, no, no, no. The troubadour is definitely a legendary profession, do you think I am not willing to bow to you and kowtow?"

Gu Wenfan raised his hand and said, "The child can be taught, so let's be even." ”

Shrimp Mushroom stood up with joy in his heart: "Master, let's start quickly." ”

Gu Wen looked at the shrimp mushroom and said with a smile: "Master can't be casual, he always has to help his apprentice carry the blame, you can call me teacher." ”

"Yes, Teacher!"

"I see that you have so many chelae, it's a waste not to use them. Wait a minute. ”

Gu Wen counted the chelicerae on the shrimp mushrooms, quickly made dozens of small gongs and drums, and cut dozens of pairs of small gongs and drums out of steel-core wood. Then he began to teach shrimp mushrooms to sing "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain".

Unexpectedly, although the shrimp mushroom would fight like this two or three times, it was very quick to learn to beat gongs and drums. In addition, the phantom-level demon beast has opened up its spiritual intelligence, and it is really fast to learn to sing.

Of course, shrimp mushrooms do not have vocal cords, but they use cheek friction to make sounds, and the sound of "singing" is very heavy metal.

An hour later, a shrimp singer was born. Not only can he sing with a bright rhythm and full of appeal, but he can also beat dozens of small gongs and drums, and a shrimp forms a band, which is very lively.

"Teacher, your kindness shrimp mushroom will never be forgotten!" after singing the cheerful song, shrimp mushroom said to Gu Wen gratefully.

Gu Wen smiled and nodded: "A little thing." You have a strong sense of rhythm, a good sense of musicality, and a lot of musical talent. The teacher is very optimistic about you. Remember to practice more when you go back. I'll teach you a new song next time. ”

"Yes, teacher, shrimp mushroom remembered. ”

Gu Wen suddenly remembered something and said: "Since we have the friendship of teachers and students, it is not convenient for you to call you shrimp mushrooms." The teacher will give you a name. It's called... By the way, are you male or female, male or female?"

The shrimp shell on the shrimp mushroom's face flashed pink: "I hate it, people are female shrimps." ”

"It's actually a female? and it's still so violent?" Gu Wen was slightly surprised: "Since that's the case, your name... Xia Yuhe is good. ”

Shrimp and mushroom knelt on the ground with a puff, kowtowed and thanked: "Thank you teacher for the name." I also have a name for shrimp and mushrooms, haha, Xia Yuhe, Xia Yuhe, this name is so good! Xia Yuhe is so happy. ”

The demon beast clan, most of them only have names. Those who are close to the human race are mostly nicknames, such as Wangcai, Xiaoqiang, Xiaobai, Xiaohuang, etc. Shrimp mushrooms with names and surnames are extremely rare. It's no wonder that shrimp mushrooms and summer rain lotus are so happy.

Xia Yuhe was happy for a long time and asked Gu Wendao: "Teacher, the Spirit Beast Forest is full of fierce beasts and fierce beasts. Like Xia Yuhe, he is only the weakest spirit beast, and there is an incomparably powerful beast king. ”

"Teacher, although you sing songs well, in terms of martial arts... It's a bit hard to keep up, it's too dangerous to be alone. Or don't go. ”

Gu Wen said with a smile: "Thank you for your concern, I still have some means to protect myself, so I don't need to worry." ”

Xia Yuhe hurriedly said: "In the Spirit Beast Forest, there are quite a few beasts who are extremely hateful to the human race. If the teacher accidentally enters the territory where these beasts are located, he will be besieged by the whole herd, and there is little hope of escape. ”

"Otherwise, how could the Spirit Beast Forest be called a Jedi by the Terrans? ”

Gu Wen said: "There is no love for no reason, and there is no hate for no reason. I'm here just to see the scenery, and there won't be anyone who can't get along with me. ”

Xia Yuhe was so anxious that her back turned red: "Teacher, you are too naïve." To travel unhindered in the Spirit Beast Forest, unless the Ancestor... But how is that possible?"

Just as he was in a hurry, suddenly a blue light flew out from the depths of the waterhole hundreds of zhang away, shooting straight towards Gu Wen.