"Whether this thing is worth anything or not, you should give me the right words. That old man surnamed Shen, weren't you very hung just now? Why can't you even say a word now? ”

Zhou Yang couldn't help but complain wildly in his heart.

The two old fellows, with their two gray heads together, muttered for a long time, and then nodded in unison as if they had reached an agreement.

Then the old man surnamed Shen ran to move the rescuers, and Master Li stood in place with a stinky face.

"You're sick, so you can't give an accurate word?"

Zhou Yang rolled his eyes, and Huo Ran got up from the sofa. Two, I'm going to the toilet.

"Huh?"

Long Jiufeng and Long Qiu stared at each other together, and both of them thought in their hearts, there is no mistake, they are all people with cultivation. Not to mention the complete valley, this is not invasive, and it is still easy to regulate physiology, right?

But Long Jiufeng immediately had an epiphany, thinking that Zhou Yang had something to avoid them, and immediately made a knowing expression.

"Well, the bathroom is at the end of the door to the right. ”

After Long Qiu finished speaking, he and Master didn't get up very easily.

Since Zhou Yang deliberately wanted to avoid it, of course there was no need for them to draw snakes to lead the way.

However, Zhou Yang didn't think about bending his intestines so much, because he really wanted to go to the toilet. was picked up by Long Qiu in the middle of the morning, and he didn't stop all the way, which really choked him enough.

Nodding, Zhou Yang got up and went to the bathroom, intending to come back and listen to the conclusions of the two "masters".

Out of the main entrance of the collection room, Zhou Yang easily saw the toilet at the end of the corridor.

walked to the door of the toilet and identified the men and women, Zhou Yang reached out and pushed the toilet door open.

But the moment the door was opened, a sense of foreboding suddenly came over me.

"I'm wiping it!"

As soon as Zhou Yang looked up, he saw that he didn't know which bastard had put a basin of water on the top of his head, making it into a prank trap that he had only seen on TV. Now it's pouring down on top of my head.

The top of his head was only a few dozen centimeters from the top edge of the door frame, and he was about to be drenched in soup in an instant.

"Hey, great, it worked!"

A delicate figure appeared in the afterglow of Zhou Yang, and he shouted excitedly.

But in the next second, she couldn't be happy anymore.

Faced with a basin full of water above his head, Zhou ** didn't even have the intention of dodging, and slammed the door suddenly, and then a mud ball popped out of his waist.

In the blink of an eye, the mud pill flew to the top of Zhou Yang's head as if by magic, and then it became larger in the wind, turning into a slightly inwardly concave shape. It seems that the giant bowl, which has been magnified dozens of times, is covering the top of Zhou Yang's head.

"Boom. ”

Not a drop of water was wasted, and it was safely taken down by the giant bowl.

Even Zhou Yang stood in place without moving a step.

The figure's cheers came to an abrupt end. Zhou Yang was looking over, and then he realized that the person in front of him was a little girl.

Although it is small, the other party does not have a little cuteness in Zhou Yang's eyes. His hair was dyed an exaggerated blonde and he wore two large ponytails. The clothes on his body are jingling and hung with all kinds of messy accessories, full of postmodernist style, but they don't play the role of covering up the shame that clothes should have. The small waist and thighs are all exposed with white flowers.

The girl has exaggerated eyeshadow and smoky makeup on her face, and she also has a tattoo with a scorpion pattern on her neck. The temperament of a little sister all over the body. But this little girl looked only fifteen or sixteen years old, and her breasts were not fully developed. The figure is flat, not a few like a washboard.

"I'll go, whose unlucky child is this, it's okay to run the men's toilet to hurt people!"

Zhou Yang's heart suddenly became angry. During this period of time, he encountered more and more troubles, and he was forced to pretend to be either a grandson or an uncle, and he accumulated a lot of negative energy in his heart. At this time, when I saw that an underage girl jumped out to play a prank, her emotions exploded.

"You...... Are you an immortal cultivator?"

The little girl asked, pointing to the strange scene above Zhou Yang's head. I can't see that she still knows about immortal cultivators. At this moment, Zhou Yang was also relieved.

"Whoa!"

But Zhou Yang didn't bother with him at all, he controlled Xitu without saying a word, and splashed the water on the other party, treating him in the same way.

"Ah......h

The girl never dreamed that Zhou Yang would behave so roughly, she screamed in fright, and her whole body was soaked in cold water.

Fortunately, this little girl has a dry body and can't deduce anything.

Zhou Yang regretted this move a little, feeling that his approach was too much, why did he have nothing to do with a yellow-haired girl?

Just now, my conscience found that a black shadow flashed in front of me, and I saw a few bricks tied with ropes falling down and smashing in front of me.

Zhou Yangdan's face twitched in pain, feeling that this little girl was neurotic, and she also set up two layers of organs.

If you get hit as soon as you enter the door, you will definitely habitually take two steps forward, and then you will be hit by turning your head!

This is no longer as simple as a prank, it will cause serious injuries or even death!

"Okay, where did you come from, Shabi, dare to do this to me! and dare to fight back! Do you know who the old lady is!"

Before Zhou Yang could speak, the other party had already scolded. Don't look at it as a little girl, but her tone is extremely rushing, and the swear words pop out as if she doesn't want money.

"The tiger is not powerful, you treat me as a sick cat!"

The other party's unrepentant behavior and having to make inches completely annoyed Zhou Yang. The trace of regret that had just risen in my heart suddenly disappeared.

"Go!"

Zhou Yang tapped with his finger, and the rest of the earth was full of spirituality again, turning into the shape of two ropes, and shooting in front of the little girl.

"You, what do you want to do, let go of me, let this disgusting thing stay away from me!"

As the little girl's scolding sounded, the rope was wound back and forth, tying her up in a strong knot. After all, her strength is limited, and even the struggle has become weak. Don't look at it as just dirt, once it is activated, the strength is even comparable to that of an iron chain.

"I'll give you one last chance, or you'll die a terrible death! Do you know how powerful my family is?"

No matter how powerful your family is, it's about your birds!

Zhou Yang said a word, he was angry in his heart, and planned to discipline her for her parents. This kind of bear child who has a little ability at home and is not light or heavy is the most annoying. But he still dies and does not repent.

"Don't you like to go to the men's bathroom? ”

Zhou Yang raised his face and didn't listen to her scolding, and walked straight over to the toilet.

However, the toilets in this high-end place are really special, and the layout is awkward, and there are no urinals.

Zhou Yang casually found a cubicle to use, and he didn't care that there were women present.

Although the little girl couldn't see the other party's convenient appearance, she blushed just by listening to the voice, and the struggle became more intense.

"Damn, you're in trouble, I'm telling you, you're in trouble!"

"If you have the ability, don't just talk about it, I'll just stand here, you bite me!"

Zhou Yang had the heart to teach the other party a lesson, and looked at each other with his shoulders hugged.

The two were in a stalemate for a few minutes, the girl struggled a few times, her strength gradually ran out, her spirit became sluggish, and she looked pitiful.

"I'm not unreasonable. You apologize to me, and I'll let you go. Otherwise, you will be punished. ”

Zhou Yang felt a little unbearable when he saw this, but he still said with an iron face.

"What a punishment. ”

When the girl heard this, she suddenly became nervous, and her eyes looked at Zhou Yang for the first time with uneasiness and fear.

It seems that she is a little girl after all, she is strong on the outside and dry in the middle, and she will bully the weak all day long with the power of her family, and she will kneel when she encounters hard stubble.

Zhou Yang thought and walked to the mirror to turn on the water pipe.

"Of course, let you eat the bitter fruit and continue to pour water on you. ”

"Ah, no, people are coming to my aunt these days, and I can't stand such cold things. ”

I'll go, you can't stand it, I deserve to be rectified? Zhou Yang wondered if this girl had a basic view of right and wrong, why didn't she think about it for others.

"Well, well, I admit my mistake, you let me go. ”

The girl tilted her head and thought about it, as if she had suddenly opened her mind, and took the initiative to admit her mistake.

Zhou Yang nodded when he heard this. To be honest, he didn't bother to see this kind of little girl in general, and he thought he had a special hobby when he was bumped into by others.

With a slight nod, Zhou Yang removed the earth rope from the other party. The girl rubbed her wrist and stood up.

"Excuse me, though, you're already in the pit. ”

"What?"

Zhou Yang didn't understand what she meant, but he only heard the toilet door behind him.

Subconsciously turned his face, Zhou Yang and the people who came in were stunned.

Although the one who came in changed into a luxurious dress and showed his elegant temperament, Zhou Yang still recognized at a glance that he was the manager of the part-time work unit - Duan Yiyi.

However, Duan Yiyi's current image is really unsightly, she put her bag on one side and put her hands on both sides to make a pants lift.

"I'll go, why are you here too. No, no, that's not the point, why are you running the men's bathroom. ”

Zhou Yang asked confusedly. A beauty like Duan Yiyi doesn't look like a female pervert who sneaked into the men's toilet to peep.

At the same time, Duan Yiyi was also stunned, as if she couldn't believe her eyes.

"No, I remember that this is obviously the women's restroom......"

Duan Yiyi took a step back, looked at the sign on the door, and then his face turned red.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know the two sides were changed. ”

Since Zhou Yang met Duan Yiyi, it was the first time he saw her so flustered.

When he turned around and saw the little girl's sinister smile, Zhou Yang suddenly understood.

"I said, why is this bathroom so weird! You've changed the signs of the men's and women's toilets, right?"

As soon as Zhou Yang's words fell, Duan Yiyi's screams came from next door. Zhou Yang ran out and happened to collide with this beautiful manager.

"Female, how can there be a ...... in the women's toilet? Yes"

"There's a urinal, right? ”

Zhou Yang was so angry and funny, he couldn't imagine that he could still witness the strange scene of Duan Yiyi running out of the men's toilet in his lifetime, it was really a long time to see. This is good, in the future, I will no longer have to worry about the other party throwing my face at the Lijing Hotel, otherwise I will threaten to make the news public.

Just now, the sound insulation effect of the toilet is relatively good, but this time Duan Yiyi called out, which immediately attracted a lot of attention. The figures of Long Qiu and Long Jiufeng were the first to appear in the corridor.

"What's going on?"

As soon as Long Qiu ran over and asked a question, the little girl in the toilet ran out.

"Huh!"

Before she could speak, Zhou Yang quickly manipulated Xitu again to bind her.

"Girl, why are you ......?"

Long Jiufeng, who happened to come over, seemed to have guessed something.

"Do you know this little girl?"

Zhou Yang's expression moved when he heard this.

"I'm ashamed, please Mr. Zhou, this is my granddaughter. ”

"Ah, you let me go. Grandpa, brother, help me!"

When the little girl saw the two, she seemed to have a backbone, and asked for help.

Long Qiu is Long Jiufeng's apprentice, you are Long Jiufeng's granddaughter, but your name is Brother Long Qiu, what kind of strange age is this?

Zhou Yang was speechless for a while, but his expression became more and more gloomy. How can I say that now I am also playing the role of a senior master, and I was suddenly played by a little yellow-haired girl, where to put this face?

"Old Long, should you give me an explanation. ”

Zhou Yang said, the earth rope continued to tighten, and even brought the little girl's toes off the ground.

At this moment, the girl's cry for help also stopped abruptly, staring at Zhou Yang in disbelief. I couldn't figure out why he dared to bully himself in front of Long Jiufeng. This has never happened before.

"Mr. Zhou, my predecessor is angry! Auntie, she is ignorant and offended you, I can't compensate you. ”

Long Jiufeng obviously doted on this granddaughter very much, and he was very nervous, and apologized vigorously.

"Grandpa, why are you begging him. Beat him! Aren't you just kidding? I can't afford to lose at all, and when I prank people with my subordinates, they don't dare to do this to me! Hmph, you're going too far. ”

The girl said indignantly.

These words made Zhou Yang's face full of black lines. The heart says that you are really stupid or fake stupid, scary people are forced to resist because of the difference in rank, do you really think that what you are doing is right?

This girl's logic is so domineering and arrogant, it is really an eye-opener for herself!

"Shut up! Things that don't fight are becoming more and more unruly. Even Mr. Zhou dares to provoke, don't apologize quickly, otherwise I will go back to enforce the family law against you!"

Long Jiufeng was also really anxious, blowing his beard and glaring and drinking.