Ninety-Seven Cows and Cows
"I think there's a serious problem. Moon slumped in his rocking chair, holding an unknown book in his hand.
"What's wrong?" asked Heidi, holding her chin in one hand and a quill across her cheek.
"The way I am now, in ancient times I was going to be sentenced!"
"What?"
"Bigamy, bigamy!"
"......," Heidi chuckled, "how many years is that?" ”
"?" Moon looked at Heidi quizzically, "something is wrong with you. You're not going to be jealous, are you?"
"Yes. ”
Moon was startled, and quickly covered little Moon, he had seen an example, in ancient times, a man was castrated because of some messy relationship between men and women.
"It's going to be a little jealous, but it can't be helped, the world is like this, and I like you. ”
"Tsk, that's pretty straightforward. ”
"Oh, the master likes the kind of tactful?" said Heidi, who didn't know where to think of it, and laughed very badly.
"Hey. ”
"Is the host worried about how many of us are out of harmony?"
"No, home and everything is prosperous. "The five interior counsellors of the cabinet have their own responsibilities, and if this is suitable, isn't Quezas equivalent to a broken leg?
"Thinking too much. Heidi, with a few thumbs taps on the table, continued: "Tifa and Emma are relatively simple, and they are so busy every day, how can they have so much time to fight and be jealous. ”
"It's really... Reasons that cannot be refuted. ”
"Bone Dance, the master knows her best, do you think she will?"
"Hey... No. "Although Bone Dance's character is strong and belligerent, she will never be jealous.
"Levi her..."
"Understood. Moon didn't wait for Heidi to finish speaking, and felt that she was worrying about it, and Cher, that is, Liviasan, said that it had been hundreds of years, and now was the happiest time for her?
"I..."
"Okay, I got it. Don't come here!Little Hoof!I'm going to shout if I get closer to each other!" There were only the two of them in the cabinet office, and Heidi suddenly leaned over and scared Moon to jump up and run. The so-called iron-beaten man can't bear the tenderness around his fingers, and the kidneys can't stand it.
Moon, who ran out of the conference room, put aside the question that came to mind temporarily, and said that Yinlan has not yet reached the stage of the big bang of productivity in ancient times, and many marital relationships are more inclined to maintain the means of survival, plus Yinlan is not peaceful, and big conflicts and small wars occur from time to time, which also makes people with power, regardless of men and women, have the capital and strength to have more. The reality is that they have done everything they can to survive, and who would think about that.
And after getting along for so long, Moon also discovered that his wives were not without jealousy, comparison, and the like. It's just that for various reasons, they have suppressed this mentality. To put it mildly, it is probably that they put their cherishing and affection for Moon above the possible consequences of being jealous.
And as luck would have it, a couple of wives were really not very interested in that. Moon is above, and Moon feels that it is purely for the sake of family harmony, and he has to thank the lower moon god. What kind of marriage is a survival contract based on productivity, too troublesome and difficult to understand, or think about how to be good and reliable to others.
And sometimes, it's just that way.
Tifa and Emma were boredoming their legs in Liviasan's lab.
"You two have nothing to do? The two always got together and whispered, which annoyed Liviasan, but they slept with the same man in the same bed, and Liviasan couldn't afford the dean's shelf.
"Hey, hey, Cher, how do you talk, I'm older than you by seniority!" Tifa said to Liviasan with a wink glance at Emma.
"Heh, too. You don't have any big places other than that. ”
Tifa was speechless, she couldn't beat it, so forget it, save the country, let Moon deal with her next time, hum.
"What were you two talking about?" Unable to calm down and do the experiment, Liviasan simply gave up and sat down opposite the two little girls.
"We're both thinking, teacher, are you going to feel awkward?"
"Awkward, awkward?"
"You think, you're my dean, Hei Yao's head and face, and now you're married to the same man with me. ”
"Huh. Liviasan smiled, "Are you trying to say that the pride of the dark elves does not allow me to surrender myself?"
"I didn't think about that. ”
"It's a little awkward, but it doesn't matter. ”
"Oh, why?" asked Emma, who suddenly came to her senses.
"Because he is more important to me than the awkwardness that makes me disgusted. ”
"Gone?"
"It's gone. Liviasan nodded, "Do you need a lot of reasons?"
"Hmm," Tifa thought for a second, tilting her head, "I don't think I really need to." ”
"Oh, I've heard that Naga is jealous. Liviasan looked at Emma with bad intentions.
"Ahh I was really awkward. Emma confessed frankly, and said, "I always feel that I am not as useful as you, so angry! Also, you are too strong in combat, and you always squeeze Moon dry, what can I do, I am half a succubus!!
"The way you're jealous is really special. Liviasan was speechless.
"Hey, like what, he has less time with me, and his attention to me has been divided by you, although there are some, but, as Sister Xue'er said, there are too many things and feelings that make these carelessly important. ”
"Oh, like that?" asked Tifa.
"Like? The last time I went to Nomorigen with him, didn't I bite my tongue to pretend to be seriously injured, he knew, but he was still furious, and I said how his temperament was different at that time. ”
"Hmm... You mean, the same as when I dueled with my father?"
"Yes, yes, yes. Emma nodded hurriedly, "I feel like he was so angry at the time, I was so scared that I ignored the fact that he had become stronger." ”
"So?"
"So, hehe, stupid Tifa doesn't understand, Moon opened his eyes for Sister Luo Xia's insult, and also opened his eyes for my injury, does it at least mean that I am as important as Sister Luo Xia in his heart?"
"Holy?" Tifa's eyes widened, she didn't expect that a woman would be so strong in self-comfort? ”
"Huh?" Liviasan looked at Tifa with disdain, "Touch your conscience?
"Hah!" Tifa jumped up, pinched his waist with both hands, raised his little head high, and said, "Old lady, me!"
"So, you two were just talking about this?"
"Ah, yes. Women, it is inevitable that they are sensitive to this aspect, and they are afraid that they will be too annoying to Moon. Hey, it's so hard to be a woman. ”
"The strong are supreme, he can now be on par with me, how strong can he be in the future?" Liviasan thought of Moon in the martial arts arena, thinking of his future possibilities, and his heart inexplicably throbbed.
"Tsk, the old woman has fallen. Emma, let's withdraw!"
At this time, standing on the observation deck of the palace, Moon unconsciously looked to the east, the ancient gates of various ethnic groups and countries, the location is so clear, but he can't act now, it's really troublesome. Let's hope Caesar and the others can help him weaken the flames of rage, so that he can create some conditions for him to go to the door later.
The guy in the door said that he was too weak, which always made him feel that he was still a vegetable coin, that is, after the duel with Valcanno, Moon understood one thing, the shadow in the door was completely a reference to the powerful him in his previous life... If you count according to the seven gates, you have only regained 1/7 of your strength now, you must be weak, and Moon before entering the door, anyone is qualified to say that he is weak- -!
Fury, Fury, huh.
In the year 1088 of the Imperial Calendar, in the month of Kinoshita (May), on the border of the Flames, the Nar River is close to the former foreign territory - the Rabbit Territory, and the Minotaurs of several mountain tribes are bored with routine patrol tasks.
There is no sun in the hidden orchid, only on the lid that is higher than the sky, the root of the light source can provide some light, and the months are also divided according to the biological work and rest law of the root of the light source. Hidden Lan rarely has a stormy climate, May is also a good season for sowing, the minotaur people of the mountain tribe will also scatter the seeds of crops around the camp in addition to the border, since the previous large-scale "defection" of the rabbit people, the first thing the Minotaur and the angry flame tribes learned is to do it themselves, and have enough food and clothing.
And the reason why the soldiers were stationed at the border close to Hei Yao was that the lion and tiger had always been afraid of Hei Yao, especially the people in power of the two clans seemed to have a mirror in their hearts, and at this point in time when the civil war broke out on a large scale, they could not take Hei Yao lightly, or Quezas.
Moon was set up a trap by Ford Hui on his first mission, and Simba of the Lion Clan didn't know how many stumbling blocks Moon had, and now that the war between the two clans was raging, some people would think that the son of the Grand Duke, now the lord of the land, would do nothing? That would be too nonsense. It is normal for the two forces to send troops to guard the border to monitor the movements of Quezas and prevent the loss of population.
Gao Shan is the leader of one of the two squads stationed here, and Gao Shan is dissatisfied with the Minotaur of the Mountain Range, who helps the Tiger Clan withstand pressure when they are at a disadvantage, and plays a key role in the all-out conflict. The mountain tribe is a rather warlike and bloodthirsty Minotaur tribe, although the words from above are very good, saying that entrusting him with such a major task as the border is a great trust in him, and the newborn calf will not believe this kind of words, but the situation is stronger than people, and Gao Shan has no way to refuse.
Although the patriarch Usquak's order could not be resisted, this did not prevent Gao Shan from sitting in the camp and sending the patrol task to the other team, ha, the boulder guy has always been a soft egg, and he relied on his good physique to mix with the team leader, and he deserved not to disobey himself.
Takayama made a tour of the camp and returned to his tent after making sure there were nothing out of the ordinary. Sent the guards guarding the door to another place, carefully took out a kettle from the box in the corner, and did not forget to look back to see if there was anyone at the door.
After caressing nephrite and carefully unscrewing the lid, Takayama leaned over his nose and inhaled sharply, his expression blooming like melting cold snow, with a slight irritation and the rich aroma of the fruit's sweet wine, which made his huge body tremble.
"I can't imagine that those weak elves can still make something good. Gao Shan raised his head and poured a big mouthful, letting out a satisfied "ha" sound, the relationship between Furious Flame and Black Yao had long been under the propaganda of the authorities, and the occasional cooperation before was about to turn into a feud, but this did not prevent Nine from infiltrating Furious Flame with the help of various channels such as the elven brew of Quesas, tobacco, and moon cancer. This small pot of wine cost Takayama ten heads of bounty!
But it's all worth it! The spicy at the beginning of the throat, the fragrance that turns in the mouth, the sweetness after the aftertaste, and the slight sense of excitement after a sip of wine, the intoxication of the fluttering fairy, are so addictive. Before going to the battlefield, there is a pot, and Takayama can cut off his head more than just a little bit of wine money.
"It is said that the thing called moon cancer is even more addictive. Ah, I want to try it. Gao Shan licked his lips, the bull's eyes were red, according to his leader, the moon cancer thing, as long as a little powder can make the whole cow fly to the sky, it is extremely refreshing, but unfortunately Gao Shan's salary is not enough to support the huge consumption.
Takayama was a little reluctant to put the wine jug back in place, and before stuffing it into the box, he picked it up and sniffed it.
"Captain!" the call of his subordinates startled Takayama, and he quickly locked the flask into the box, and lifted the curtain of the tent door in some anger, and walked out.
"Huh?" Gao Shan didn't want to speak, he was afraid that the smell of wine in his mouth would be smelled by his subordinates, so he didn't approach his subordinates, but stood at the door with his neck raised, looking terribly hanging.
"Captain, Captain Boulder is back with his men. ”
"Hmm. Gao Shan nodded in understanding, raised his chin again, and motioned for his men to take him over.
At the gate of the simple camp, more than a dozen minotaurs walked in one after another, and after Gao Shan followed his men to the vicinity, he stared at the leading boulder with an unkind face, and the slight excitement after drinking was completely suppressed by his stinginess, and the little idea of finding fault was also pressed down by his "reason".
As Boulder's subordinates rushed into the camp, Gao Shan couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong?" Even if he spoke, he didn't come closer, his subordinates knew that it was okay to hide the wine privately, so that Boulder, who had been dealing with him and had been excluded by himself, knew that there would be a lot of trouble. Although there is no prohibition of drinking in military discipline, as the captain, he secretly hides and drinks but does not let his subordinates know, no matter how you look at it, it is not very authentic, so how can the team take it in the future.
The boulder grinned and said, "Little thing, there is a team of dark elves who don't know whether they are alive or dead and ran to the neighborhood to make trouble, so that we ran away, and caught one who didn't have time to slip away." After saying that, Boulder took a half-dead dark elf from his hand and shook it around like a rag.
"Oh. Gao Shan was relieved, no wonder Boulder's subordinates were weird, some of the leather armor on their bodies was still a little damaged, and they were shot by the dark elves.
Just as Takayama is known for its cruel drinking habits among the tribes, so too are the rocks' penchant for masculinity. Thinking of this, Gao Shan couldn't help but ask, "Male?"
The boulder was carrying the dark elf in one hand, and the other hand was clenched into a fist, and the punch hit the dark elf in the abdomen, and the muffled snort of pain was enough for Takayama to determine the gender of the other party.
"What's the matter? Captain Takayama is interested, together?" the boulder smiled, and the laughing Takayama felt furious in his heart. He excludes the other party for nothing else, isn't it because of the other party's gender orientation!? Now it's good, even the dark elf man he has to try?
Takayama shook his head and turned to leave. No matter how unique the other party's hobbies are, they are all warriors recognized by the patriarch, and they can suppress the other party with their qualifications, but the boulder has never complained, and he is not good at making trouble again.
"Remember to schedule the next patrol batch. Takayama turned back halfway and then walked towards his own tent, intending to continue his questioning, but the sensation in his abdomen let him know that there was going to be a huge burp, and if the smell of wine was discovered, it would be bad.
There are only about 50 people in the two squads of the whole camp, about 30 people under Gao Shan, more than 20 people on the boulder, there is a signal station in the middle of the camp, and there are two minotaurs guarding it anytime and anywhere, as long as anything happens, they will ignite the signal in it, and the garrison camp that receives the signal will take the same measures to transmit the signal to Huju Mountain, the meaning is very simple, there is a foreign enemy to attack, and it cannot be stopped.
The guards at the signal booth and the guards on the tower were all Takayama people, so he didn't panic at all. Thinking of how the boulder treated the dark elf just now, Gao Shan couldn't help but continue to think, the giant man of about three meters pressed the dark elf less than two meters under him, that scene was really, although Gao Shan was not good for men, but it did not affect his reaction to cruel and exciting things. This excitement turned into wine, so that Gao Shan had managed to suppress the gluttonous worm came back, and after returning to the tent, he sent away the guards, and Gao Shan quickly took out the wine jug and rubbed it with his face.
"Ah, sweet little darling, you're the only one with me tonight. Gao Shan raised his head and poured a bang, even the special wine pot for the Minotaur could not attract him to drink this way, and a pot of wine instantly bottomed out.
"Hiccup~~ Wine is a good thing. That's a good thing. Gao Shan lay on the marching bed, patting his stomach and feeling satisfied. The next time you meet a traveling merchant, no matter what means you take, you must get all the wine.
The root of the light source gradually went out, just as the lights went out in the dormitory, and the whole Hidden Lan was darkened, and the minotaurs of the mountain tribes made a fire, or leaned against the door, or sat cross-legged, except for a few conversations, only the crackling sound came from the fire.
A figure that was out of place with the minotaur in the camp escaped from the boulder's tent under the cover of night, and the stealth technique combined with the black tight-fitting light Kai perfectly concealed it in the dim environment.
"Moo, brother, it's hard. A minotaur walked back after peeing, and as he passed by the lookout, he looked up and said to the guards above.
"What's the solution, we've got the shifts arranged, no matter how hard we work, we have to do it. ”
"Hahaha, that's right. Captain Takayama's arrangement is still reasonable, and sometimes I envy you, you don't have to go out on patrol like us. ”
"Envy? Next time you come to try? It's a day, and I'm bored to death. ”
Even if the Minotaur's voice was deliberately lowered, it was still not small, but the conversation between the two briefly attracted a small number of guards at the signal station.
One of them snored like thunder, while the other stared at the lookout at the entrance of the camp with wide eyes, and then continued to count the pebbles by his hooves in boredom.
"Oh, this day, it's still a little windy. The minotaur at the lookout complained and left, and suddenly turned to the people on the platform and said, "Do you want to get you some bedding?" ”
"It's hard work, brother. The minotaur on the platform itself has a relatively wide field of vision, how can he not see the wind and sand whirling outside the camp, at this time the other party spoke, he was naturally very happy.
"Then you wait, I'll go to the tent and get it, moo, some hot water by the way?" In the face of the meticulous care of his colleagues, the minotaur on the stage was grateful, he was really a good and attentive minotaur. It's just that the relationship between himself and Jushi's subordinates has not been very good, when did the other party have such a careful person?
On the signal platform, two minotaurs sat opposite each other, one slept with his head down, and the other looked at the lookout with squinted eyes, the two took turns to be on guard, which was arranged, so there was no envy, jealousy and hatred, it was his turn to be on duty, but what made this brother helpless was that no one came to him to ask for warmth, all year round, even a strong minotaur needs to be cared for.
The old man who was still looking at the lookout was almost teary-eyed, but for him, tonight was not destined to be an ordinary night. Slender and thin little hands silently appeared under his nose, a dagger with a chill pressed against his neck, and he instinctively gasped in shock, and it was this breath that buried the mission of the entire camp.
The minotaur visibly felt like he had inhaled some kind of powder, which was unusually sweet and dizzy. He instinctively reacted, this was an enemy attack! Moreover, it was a premeditated attack, and as soon as he came up, he would cut off the camp's news function! The chill from his neck could not stop his sense of mission and responsibility, and he tried his best to shout, but found that no sound came out.
The bull's eyes widened, the muscles flared up, he wanted to stretch out his legs and kick the opposite partner awake, but he still couldn't do anything, this feeling, as if he had been caught in paralyzing magic, he couldn't do anything but think and breathe. Breathe ?! damn it, there must be something wrong with the powder I just inhaled!
Who is the enemy? He must have known that he could not easily kill himself, so he took advantage of the chill of the knife to let himself inhale the powder, so vicious!
To his death, he didn't know who the enemy was, he could feel himself bleeding, and the itch in his neck must be a wound. He could feel death looming because he couldn't breathe. Blood loss and suffocation made his eyes almost protrude from their sockets, and his horror and reluctance overflowed. He seemed to see, see how he had unscrewed the head of the wolf cavalry, how he had obtained a new berserk skill... Seeing it, the ancestors beckoned to him.
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