"Half an egg wants to buy me," Gu Jiangshuang said coquettishly, "You really know how to pick things." ”

Despite her complaints, the woman did not take things back. She picked up the egg whites of the tea eggs and sniffed them, then bit off half of them: "It tastes so fragrant, I haven't eaten such fragrant tea eggs." Big Silver Bull, your craftsmanship is good. ”

Gu Fan, who was already halfway through eating, stopped: "Huh, you didn't cook this egg?"

Gu Jiangxian shook her head, she was a little puzzled: "When I was helping Eshna stew spiced beef, didn't you ask Mengmeng to ask me for spices for tea eggs?"

"When did I say I want to make tea eggs?" Gu Fan turned his head to look at Gu Meng: "No, I didn't let Mengmeng go to you for spices." Meng Meng, could it be that you made this tea egg?"

The little girl immediately held her head high, and her face was full of pride: "This is a piece of Mengmeng's heart." While Meng Meng is still young now, when you can do it and find the raw materials, make a little first. When Meng Meng grows up, it is impossible to make it for her parents. ”

"That's not right. Gu Fan had a faint bad premonition in his heart, and after he settled down, he said to his daughter: "Since Dad cooked, I see that you have been staying in the restaurant and wandering around. It takes less than fifteen minutes to disappear in between, so how can that amount of time be enough to cook tea eggs? Where did you cook them?"

The little girl pointed in the direction of the courtyard: "Meng Meng is cooking on the fire behind the courtyard." ”

"What did you take to light the fire?" Gu Fan's ominous premonition in his heart became even stronger.

Gu Meng explained with a smile: "Meng Meng used the slag of golden silk nanmu to burn the fire, and after the burning, let the blue bee extinguish the fire." ”

"No wonder there is a fragrance in the eggs, it turns out to be the taste of golden silk nan. Damn—" Gu Fan's eyes widened: "You burned the golden silk nan wood table? ”

Gu Jiangxian said slowly on the side: "What is the use of a pile of broken wood?

"Don't be unhelpful, I'm educating my daughter. Gu Fan didn't let the woman continue: "Mengmeng, children can't play with fire, do you know?"

"Also, when you boil the eggs, there are no more people on the side, what if the house is set on fire? You should also watch from the sidelines while cooking. ”

Hearing this, Gu Meng showed a distressed look: "Originally, Mengmeng wanted to stand on the side and watch. But the smell in the yard is too strong, and the cuteness really can't stand. ”

Gu Fan was about to say, how could boiled eggs have a strange smell?

Suddenly, he thought of a possibility: in connection with what Meng Meng said earlier, all the clues pointed to the same answer.

As soon as he thought of this, Gu Fan turned his head to look at Gu Jiangxian, wanting to get a different answer from her.

However, judging from the face of the woman Tie Qing, she seemed to have thought of the same possibility: "Meng Meng, just in case my mother asks more." What exactly is the smell you just said?"

"Mom and Dad, look," the little girl didn't answer this question, she brought the dinner plate to her parents: "It is said on the Internet that the yolk of the boy's egg is blue-green when boiled, why is the tea egg boiled by Meng Meng not green?"

"Woo-" Gu Jiangxian covered her mouth and stumbled out.

Whether it is the chaotic algorithm or his own common sense, he is telling Gu Fan a truth: robots will not be nauseous, and you don't feel like vomiting.

You don't throw up, you have the ability to regurgitate.

your grandma's won't vomit, Lao Tzu is this spirit regurgitation, is it good! Who stipulated that robots can't vomit if they eat virgin urine and boiled eggs? No, I don't want to be nauseated, and the more I think about it, the more disgusting it becomes.

Gu Fan followed in his wife's footsteps, followed the woman and trotted out.

"Oh yes, Meng Meng has completed a double kill," Gu Meng, who stayed at the table, burst into cheers, and the little girl picked up her mobile phone and took a selfie for herself: "Meng Meng is invincible." ”

Ai Shina looked at Gu Meng with a little curiosity: "Please forgive me for talking too much, does Her Royal Highness the eldest princess know what will happen next?" Her Royal Highness the princess's ass will be smashed by her mom and dad. ”

The little girl waved her hand nonchalantly: "Don't worry about that kind of detail, with the red dragon and blue bee here, Meng Meng will be fine." ”

As soon as the words fell, the blue bee immediately jumped up from the table: "It is the duty of my subordinates to defend the castle, so I will go up to the watchtower to prevent anyone from sneaking up on the occasion of the festival." ”

Red Dragon was not far behind: "Blue Bee, wait a minute, I'm going to complete the final debugging and assembly of the Dragon Emperor server." The mobile game developed by Lord Invincible Dragon will be in public beta on the 28th of this month. I have to speed up the process. ”

"Your excuses and scapegoats have run away," Aichina's curiosity grew in her tone as she watched the two princess guards run away, "Do you have any other backup plans?"

"Yes!" Gu Meng jumped off the stool, she took seven or eight eggs in one go, and buried herself in peeling the shells: "Mengmeng has heard a word called "Trouble is the same." It's a big deal. ”

A few minutes later, Gu Jiangxian's complaining voice came from outside the door: "Big Silver Niu, you must make it clear to Mengmeng this time! Some pranks have already passed the line, and there must not be a second time in our family!"

"Why do you want me to be this wicked person?" Gu Fan protested dissatisfiedly, "I'm used to being a good father, and I am not used to it when you ask me to suddenly put on a black face! ”

Gu Jiangxian insisted: "It's because the good father also has a black face that this matter is convincing." Get in on there, don't grind. ”

The woman gave herself the task of training the child, and Gu Fan was still a little unhappy in her heart: her daughter cooking virgin eggs may not be a good heart, but her means of showing filial piety are a little radical.

Besides, the delicacy of intangible cultural eggs has been eaten by Dongyang people for hundreds of years.

You dare to say that it has no effect, and the people who helped it apply for the World Heritage Site will not agree!

"Mengmeng," Gu Fan pulled the woman to sit down opposite Gu Meng: "Dad has something to say to you." ”

"Daddy eats eggs. The little girl brought a half-bitten egg to her father's mouth, and she was still chewing it herself.

"Ahh ”

The little girl swallowed the egg in her mouth with a grunt, she smiled and said, "It's salty and fragrant, Meng Meng thinks it's delicious?"

"Woo" Gu Jiangshuang covered her mouth, she stood up and was about to walk out: "No, I still want to vomit." Mengmeng, you go to vomit with your mother. ”

Gu Fan grabbed the woman's hand, and he said in a deep voice: "Don't worry, Mengmeng is joking with us." That's an ordinary tea egg, it's not a boiled egg at all, otherwise Meng Meng will eat it. ”

"Really?" the woman still had a skeptical look on her face: "Is this really a tea egg?"

Gu Fan analyzed in a deep voice: "If you think about it carefully, Mengmeng has a sentence that said that this is a child's egg? But it has been misleading us into preconceived notions that this is a child's egg. ”

"The most direct proof is her performance just now, if this is a boiled egg, do you think she will eat it?"

Gu Jiangxian still had doubts: "But there is obviously a strange smell in the yard, and it is simply smoked to death." ”

"Because Meng Meng stole the ammonia fertilizer used for the World Tree and the Elf Vine. Take some ammonia fertilizer and smoke it with fire, and naturally the yard will smell strange. After figuring out the cause and effect, Gu Fan's IQ was re-launched: "Mengmeng, is Dad right?"

"Mengmeng's plan is so perfect, even Ekhina and the red dragon and blue bee have hidden it. The little girl gave her father a thumbs up: "I didn't expect to be seen through by my father at a glance, my father is awesome." ”

"You little naughty devil, you have to learn from your mother. Although my mother used to be a little witch, my mother never cheated on her family. After listening to the conversation between the father and daughter, Gu Jiangxian suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

She said bitterly to her daughter: "You are not allowed to play the prank of the boy egg in the future, do you know?"

"Mengmeng knows," Gu Meng nodded and said softly: "Next time Mengmeng will be real." ”