173 A Mess (Part I)

The microphone next to the piano is very effective, and the dialogue between Gu Fan and the little girl on the stage is listened to by the audience every word.

"What? Yaoyao is back looking for her father?"

There seemed to be a twelve-level hurricane blowing under the stage, and everyone turned their attention to the giant screen next to it.

The close-up shot given by the camera is now shown on the big screen.

That's right, the person in Gu Fan's arms is Yaoyao!

"Gu! vanadium!" With Gu Jiangxian's angry shout, her figure shot up: "You tell me clearly, who is she?"

"Didn't she just say that? She's Yaoyao. Gu Fan tried to let go of the little guy who came out of nowhere, but she just put her arms around Gu Fan's neck and refused to let go.

Gu Jiangxian's heart was in turmoil, how could she not know the name of the little girl? But the things in front of her made her confused: "If she is Yaoyao, then why does she call you father?"

"Revenge, it must be Luo Yunfeng's revenge. Gu Fan's chaotic algorithm has not yet failed, and he immediately reasoned to a conclusion: "He is not happy that I designed to play him on the playground." So send your own daughter out to fix me. ”

The man's reasoning made Gu Jiangxian regain a little light: this possibility is not impossible, it's just-

"If she was Luo Yao, she would be at least fourteen years old this year, why does she look like she is only five years old?" Gu Jiangshuang stared at Gu Fan, trying to find traces of lying from his face.

Now that the hypothetical inference has been rolled out, where can the rest of the things stump Gu Fan?

He immediately gave a reasonable explanation: "Don't forget, Luo Yao is Ning Ruohuang's daughter, and Luo Yunfeng disappeared with Jin Yuemeng and Ning Ruohuang." According to common sense, eight years is enough time for Luo Yunfeng and Ning Ruohuang to have another daughter. ”

"So, she is not Luo Yao, but Luo Yao's sister. ”

"Dad said something wrong," Gu Meng suddenly let out a loud shout, and then the BGM of the detective came from the speaker.

This sudden change confused the entire auditorium.

In the impassioned reasoning music, Gu Meng pushed the glasses that popped up on the bridge of her nose out of nowhere: "There is another possibility, she is Yaoyao's eldest cousin." It's just that I accidentally ate APTX-4869, so I changed back to my five-year-old appearance. ”

"Hey, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts in the audience, which of you brought Moutai, Wuliangye, Lao Baigan or Erguotou? Give Mengmeng a bottle of wine, Mengmeng will let you see the final truth!"

"Yaoyao doesn't drink. The little girl in Gu Fan's arms nodded desperately: "Dad is right, Yaoyao's mother is Ning Ruohuang." This is what Uncle An told Yaoyao. ”

"Uncle An?" Gu Jiangxian frowned, and she immediately remembered someone: "Xiang Anxing, that bastard, is also involved? Is he covering for Luo Yunfeng?"

Xiang Anxing, who was sitting in the audience watching a good show, wanted to cry without tears: I was really shot while lying down? I had a relationship with Luo Yunfeng, and it was very unpleasant at that time. How mad was he to ask me for help?

"I'm not the Uncle An she said, Sister Gu, don't wronged people!" In order to prove his innocence, Xiang Anxing also had to tear open his voice and shout: "I don't know this little girl." ”

"That's right," the little girl named Yaoyao on the stage also added, "He's not Uncle An, just a weird uncle." At the gate just now, it was he who was holding his mobile phone to record a video for Yaoyao, and his father was going to beat him. ”

Hearing Yaoyao say this, everyone turned their eyes to Xiang Anxing.

In their eyes, Xiang Anxing read similar words: Lolicon! Disgusting Lolicon! Disgusting and perverted Lolicon!

He couldn't sit still anymore, so he pulled up the tender model next to him and was about to leave the table.

Before this side was completed, I heard a loud "boom", and the stage changed again - the background wall of the auditorium was shattered for no reason, and red bricks and cement shards burst all over the stage.

On the white and gray stage, a figure got up in embarrassment: "Stinky woman, don't you have something to say?

"Move your hands and feet?" Another woman's voice sounded through gritted teeth: "If I don't beat you today, I will not be able to eliminate the hatred in my heart!"

Hey, this voice is so familiar.

Xiang Anxing, who was about to leave, didn't leave, and he looked over the lookout with great interest: "I seem to hear the voice of the female tyrannosaurus?"

Zhang Huayue patted the dust on his body and stood up with his dusty hair.

Although his face is blue and purple at the moment, after all, the flaws are not hidden, and he can still see the original appearance of the handsome guy.

Ignoring the angry Han Moying, he greeted Gu Jiangxian first: "Yo, what a coincidence, you are also there, captain?"

As soon as he turned his head and saw Gu Fan on the side, Zhang Huayue was a little puzzled: "You are-" Looking at Yaoyao in his arms again, Zhang Huayue said without hesitation: "You are Luo Yunfeng! Since Tiannian Island parted, we haven't seen each other for many years, right?"

"I'm not Luo Yunfeng!" Gu Fan replied to him in a stiff tone.

After all, he was a super spy, and he soon noticed that the atmosphere on the stage was not right. So Zhang Huayue laughed, took three steps and walked to the front of the stage:

"Today is really a coincidence, it is the school anniversary of Tianyin No. 1 Middle School. The three teachers on Tinian Island also reunited. Although your Teacher Luo didn't really come to the scene, but Teacher Han and I came to the scene in person, isn't it worth your applause?"

"Oh oh oh - it's really Teacher Zhang and Teacher Han back then. The sharp-eyed VIPs recognized them, and a tsunami of applause immediately rang out from below.

The inside story of the First World War in Tinian has gradually become known to everyone with the passage of time.

Although Qi Hongfang, who had experienced this incident, had three words, the exchange students from overseas brought all kinds of personal rumors to Tianyin City. Although Han Moying and Zhang Huayue are not as famous as Luo Yunfeng, they are also legends in Tian Yin No. 1 Middle School.

"Thank you, thank you. Zhang Huayue took advantage of the fact that everyone applauded and Han Moying did not dare to commit violence, he pulled the female tyrannosaurus to his side: "In addition, I would like to introduce to you that this is my girlfriend." ”

"Oooh-oh-" The screams and cheers from the audience grew louder and louder.

Han Moying lowered her voice and said, "Don't think this matter is over, if you don't tell me about you and that blonde foreign girl, I will definitely not give up." ”

"We'll talk about that later. Zhang Huayue also lowered his voice and said, "Didn't you see the situation on the scene?"

After that, he said loudly: "Thank you for your applause, this is the end of today's first program." If you still want to see the follow-up story, we'll see you next 10 years later!"

Hearing Zhang Huayue's curtain call speech, Gu Fan secretly cheered in his heart.

Without hesitation, he took over control of the auditorium and lowered the curtain on the stage, enveloping everyone behind the curtain.

It turned out that this was a well-designed sitcom, and the melon-eating crowd in the audience woke up like a dream.

Although the second half of the plot completely collapsed, for the sake of the performers' intentions, there was a more enthusiastic applause from the audience.