Under some education, there is no cliff on the verge of going berserk.

Cui Bowen finally stopped talking and began to say seriously: "Senior Wuyazi, aren't you paralyzed, how can you become a monkey?"

Hearing this, Wu Yazi let out a sigh of relief and said: "Who said that I am paralyzed, since I was plotted by the rebel Ding Chunqiu, I have been living in seclusion in the valley, setting up a Zhenlong chess game and waiting for a destined disciple, how to talk about paralysis?"

Seeing that Cui Bowen finally stopped calling himself a white monkey, Wuyazi also calmed down a lot, he was over nine years old, he had not experienced any storms, and his heart was naturally beyond ordinary people, of course, mainly because people had to bow their heads under the eaves...

Cui Bowen thought about it, indeed, the word paralysis is the original text, and this is a world, and what is there to eat mushrooms that can become monkeys, paralysis is naturally innumerable.

"Well, the rumors are like this, and I am also hearsay. "Lao Cui can't say that he is crossing... I've read the original novel.

Wu Yazi stroked his beard, anyway, this action is very similar....after all, the hair on his face can't tell whether it is a beard or not. said: "I see, it must have been passed on by my apprentice, and you know that I can't see people like this." ”

Cui Bowen also expressed deep sympathy, and said: "I'm sorry for you, Wuyazi senior, don't worry, Ding Chunqiu's house has been abolished by me, and now I don't know whether he is alive or dead, and he is hanging by eye." ”

Wu Yazi was stunned when he heard this!

Ding Chunqiu is actually dead... It's really a creation to make people, although he Ding Chunqiu is full of evil, but he is also a generation of heroes, and he died like this, it seems that the retribution of the heavenly cycle is unpleasant.

"Hahaha, it's good to die, this rebel, the young man also avenged me, it's really good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and heaven is a good reincarnation. If you don't believe it, look up, the sky has spared anyone. ”

Cui Bowen heard this, how did he feel cold, and he always felt that there was no other thing to say.....

It seems to be referring to him... Cui Bowen hurriedly said haha: "Senior Wuyazi, do you have any plans for the future?"

"Intended?"

Wu Yazi shook his head. sighed.

"Originally, I wanted to find a successor to teach a skill, and then avenge myself, but now the revenge has been avenged by the young man, as for the rest, I don't look like a ghost or a ghost, what else can I plan? This lion's mane mushroom is a strange thing in the world, it is rare, and I don't know what can make me turn back into a human. ”

Cui Bowen suddenly came to his senses and said: "Senior Wuyazi, you look at me, you see that your skills are useless, it is better to pass it on to me." ”

"You?" Wu Yazi looked Cui Bowen up and down, shook his head and said, "Are you proficient in qin, chess, calligraphy and painting?"

"No!" Cui Bowen shook his head.

"Is that proficient in poetry and song?"

"Well, I'm not proficient. Cui Bowen scratched his head, these things are good or not in ancient times, what does he do when he studies finance, and he is not from the Department of Ancient Literature or the Department of Literature and Art, but if you sing, I don't know if modern songs are good...

"Hmph! You can't teach you, you can't do anything, my apprentice must be proficient in the eight arts, since you are unbearable, I naturally won't choose you, and the reputation of the Loose Sect can't be ruined in your hands. ”

Wu Yazi shook his hand and turned around to make a tall monkey shape.....

The corners of Cui Bowen's mouth twitched, if he remembered correctly, this product was helplessly passed on to a monk in the end, right?

Besides, if you help him take revenge, how can you be considered kind to him, what kind of attitude is this... Can't you teach your children?

What else is unbearable?

I think you did it on purpose, don't you just scold you for being a monkey, what kind of person?

"Isn't it the Eight Arts, I'll learn it from you now!" Cui Bowen rubbed his hands and said.

There is a collection of his eight arts here, but not anyone can learn and master it in a while....

Before Wu Yazi finished thinking about it, he saw that Cui Bowen had already contacted Xun Xun, and in an instant, the knowledge of the eight arts was poured into his mind, what piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, all of them, and by the way, he also learned those martial arts cheats easily, anyway, learning once is five hundred energy, which has nothing to do with the quantity, only with the number of times.

Cui Bowen opened his eyes and said, "Okay, I've learned..."

Wu Yazi has a black line, what are you kidding, you can learn it when you close your eyes? He will never believe it and hummed: "Huangkou Xiaoer, do you think you can lie to me and say that you have learned by pretending to close your eyes?"

"Don't you believe it?" Cui Bowen learned the eight arts this time, and there was an unexpected joy, although that pile of martial arts cheats was a collection of books collected by Su Xinghe, there was a true transmission of the Xiaoyao Fist Sutra.

This can make him happy, his shortcoming is the lack of martial arts, as for those low-level martial arts collected by Su Xinghe, Cui Bowen has nothing that can be seen, only this book of free boxing makes his eyes shine.

"Xun Xun, Qin is coming!" Cui Bowen saw that he didn't believe it, and stretched out his hand to make a move, and a zither had been made in an instant.

Cui Bowen sat on the ground holding the guzheng, adjusted his posture, and played the strings lightly.

Suddenly, a sound like mountains and flowing water sounded, the piano tone was low and tactful, and it looked lively and naughty, Wu Yazi was stunned, what kind of music score is this?

For a while, he was fascinated by it, but he felt that something was missing in the lyrics and songs, but he didn't know what it was.

The end of the song...

Wu Yazi couldn't wait to speak: "What is this song, why have I never heard of it...."

Cui Bowen gritted his teeth and said, "Want to know?"

No cliff is crazy to point the monkey's head!!

"Yes, I'll tell you if I pass on my internal strength..."

"No way! you're just scratching the surface, huh..."

"Really don't pass it on?" Cui Bowen also saw through, this thing is taking revenge on himself, as for the tracks, he really doesn't know how to score ancient music, it's just that he likes hip-hop dance in college at that time, and he can just play such a canon, but he didn't expect the guzheng to be played with another charm.

"Don't think about !!it," Wu Yazi said categorically.

He finally took revenge on this hateful boy, and did not let him kneel in front of him for three days and three nights, and the extinction could not be passed on to him, hum, dare to call him a monkey, and throw bananas to himself, but speaking of bananas, the taste is really good, much stronger than leaf leaves......

"So, you're well-informed, have you ever heard of this mushroom?" Cui Bowen asked Xun slowly.

Hyun Xun tilted his little head sideways and thought for a while: "There are thousands of things that can make people change, and I really can't remember such a low-level thing clearly......."

The monkey without a cliff is ,..... low-level? This is a strange thing in the world, how did it become low-level in her mouth?

Either he's crazy, or the world is crazy.

This kid must have tried to trick himself into teaching him to make it up, and he couldn't believe him!

As for Xun Xun, he really didn't lie to him, the lion's mane mushroom is just a kind of changing thing, which may be very rare in the Tianlong world, but these things in the high-level plane are at most used for pranks, not too much, even if there are no natural ones, she remembers that several pills can do it.

Cui Bowen thought about it and felt right, Xun Xun was the ring spirit of the Ten Thousand Worlds Ring, she had never seen anything, although she was now memory loss, but there was really nothing in a low-level plane like Tianlong that could arouse her interest.

"So, what can help people get back to normal?"

Cui Bowen thought about it and asked from a different angle, and also glanced at Wuyazi, the other party was still facing away from them, but his ears were erected.

"That's too much, what Taiyi is also yang water, the origin golden pill, the divine soul ninefold lotus, there are too many to count. ”

Xun Xun casually reported a bunch of names.

I was stunned for a moment, I have been studying things for decades and there is nothing I can do, how can it be so simple to get to him, there are countless more......

"Oh..... it's so simple......" After Cui Bowen finished saying this, he didn't pay attention to Wu Yazi and went to experience the Easy Fist Sutra.

Wu Yazi found that Cui Bowen didn't pay attention to him for a while, and couldn't help but feel anxious.

A stick of incense time has passed.

The monkey burned his buttocks, he was really in a hurry to jump up and down, this is not right, shouldn't this kid beg himself? and then help him turn back into a human, and then pass it on to him reluctantly.

Why is there no follow-up here?

He said, "Hey, boy, don't you want my skills?"

"I don't want to! I'm a principled person who never forces others."

"No....don't want to?" Wu Yazi was stunned on the spot for a while.