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Chapter 71 Baolian Lantern

Yue was curious when he heard Bu Qingyun's words, looked at him again, and was stunned: "Look at what? Do you want to use your carcass to scare this monster?"

Xiaoxi smiled: "Brother Yue, you don't understand, you're out!" Lao Bu didn't have a dew point at all, and he was still wearing flesh-colored underwear. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Bu Qingyun suddenly shouted: "Ding Dong Ding Dong." As soon as he stretched out his hand, a small gourd appeared in his palm, and he immediately placed it on top of his head.

Yue was even more stunned: "This is called a gourd baby?

"It's not a gourd baby, I'm a gourd little King Kong!" As he spoke, Bu Qingyun had already rushed to the feet of the monster.

The monster lifted its giant foot and slammed it down on his head. Bu Qingyun struggled to lift up his giant feet, and in the blink of an eye, he was so tired that he bared his teeth and sweated.

Suddenly, the monster kicked out. With a gust of wind and a scream, Bu Qingyunfei fell to the ground.

Yue Curious hurriedly stepped over to help him up, and said with concern, "Are you okay?"

Bu Qingyun grinned, "wow", spit out a mouthful of blood, and his face was as white as paper. He forced a smile to himself: "It's all to blame for my lack of careful consideration and thorough research in advance! I shouldn't become a big baby to compete with him, if I become a fire baby, I won't be afraid of him, alas!"

At this moment, the monster's huge mouth opened, and a flame flew out. Bu Qingyun rolled on the spot and shouted, "I'll dodge!" Rao is he dodged quickly, and his underwear was still burning, but as soon as Bu Qingyun rolled on the spot, the flames were extinguished, and the skin and flesh were not burned, but the underwear was torn a few holes, and there was a smell of burning. He slowly got up, despised the monster with a dead despise, his eyes were like he wanted to breathe fire, and eighty million grass and mud horses roared in his heart.

Yue curiously pulled Long Yu's muscles back a few feet. Jade Muscle said softly: "Lao Bu is too weak, and this monster is too strong, in my opinion, I can only outwit." ”

Yue frowned curiously and said, "How to outwit?"

Jade Muscle thought for a moment: "Use the plan." ”

Yue was curious and said blankly: "What kind of plan? beauty plan? It doesn't eat this set!"

Long Yuyu said: "Dance first to attract its attention, and then we ......"

"Dance, you're innocent, aren't you!" As soon as Yue Curious finished speaking, he heard Bu Qingyun yell: "Flying Dance!"

Several people were stunned, and followed the prestige, only to see Bu Qingyun rising from the ground, and his body couldn't help but spiral up. I think the wind in the high places is too strong, and his underwear is gone.

Yue frowned curiously and said, "This is the Flying Dance?"

Long Yusheng whispered, "This is called striptease. As soon as the words were finished, there was a "poof", and Bu Qingyun turned into a black mushroom cloud.

Long Yuxuan hurriedly covered his chest: "I'm scared to death baby!"

Xiao liked to say: "Great! There is really nothing that can't be done, only can't think of wow!"

Yue rolled his eyelids curiously: "Old sling!"

Zhu Youxiao smiled: "Cool!"

The mushroom cloud dispersed, and a child about eleven or twelve years old appeared in mid-air, holding a lotus glass lamp in his hand.

Yue Curious frowned: "Third Prince Nezha? Why, he doesn't use Hot Wheels, but uses Wind and Fire Glass Lamps instead?" Hey, the style of this lamp is simple and elegant, and it must be worth a lot of money. ”

Long Yuxuan pursed his lips and smiled: "This is the Baolian lamp, he is agarwood." ”

At this moment, the agarwood pouted and blew out the Baolian lamp. It's too late, it's too fast, and the Baolian lamp turns into a sharp giant axe.

Yue's eyes tightened with curiosity: "Could it be that he wants to split the mountain to save his mother?" Long Yuyan smiled: "That's for sure." ”

Agarwood let out a loud shout, raised the giant axe high, and slammed it towards the top of the monster's head. A hurricane rose from the ground, flying sand and rocks in all directions, and the sound of a tiger roaring and a dragon roaring in the wind was heard.

Yue was curious and suddenly shouted, "Brothers, play music!"

Long Yu's muscles were blessed: "I know, do you still need to say this?" After that, he picked up a dead branch and started to be a music conductor.

The fishermen and border guards immediately lined up and sang affectionately: "Pushing aside the dark clouds in the sky, the light is better than the cold stars at night, I have crossed the mountains and mountains for you, but I have no intention of looking at the scenery...... Love is just one word, I only say it once......"

There was another "poof", and the monster screamed: "Ouch, you can do it lightly, it will hurt me to death!" He said that if he died, he would die, and he fell to the ground with a bang, turning into a pile of yellow mud, a pile of yellow mud, emitting a fishy smell.

Bu Qingyun changed his body and showed his true body. Yue was curious about Shi Shiran and took two steps, and said proudly: "Who is still unconvinced, this is an example!"

Noda was stunned and laughed dryly: "You are so powerful, how about being the chief instructor of martial arts for us?"

"Don't think!" Yue said curiously, "Although martial arts is a kind of armed force, it contains our Confucian philosophy, pushing oneself and others, that is martial virtue, this is a truth that you Fusang people will never understand." You abuse force and turn force into violence, you are not worthy of learning our Chinese kung fu!"

"Well said, good job! Ip Man, beat him!" dozens of border guards said in unison.

Bu Qingyun asked softly, "Do you know martial arts?" Have you really practiced?" Yue said curiously: "I'm going to start practicing tomorrow." ”

"Baga!" Noda was furious, turned around and shouted, "Warriors, we must avenge the general, rush!"

Bu Qingyun waved the giant axe and shouted: "Who dares to go up? His grandmother's, Lao Tzu shot him!"

Noda was about to speak, when a young samurai came over quickly, and he lowered his voice and said, "The wind is too tight, let's talk about it!"

Noda was angry, and when he heard this, he was furious, his eyebrows were upside down, and he shouted, "Pull your mother!"

The young samurai said, "Your Excellency, you can scold me, but you must not scold my mother, I ...... I have a mother-love complex. ”

"She's mine!" Noda drew his saber and stabbed the young samurai in the heart, blood spurting wildly and splashing red plum blossoms on the ground.

"Dare to rob Lao Tzu of the best girl, you are innocent of death!" Noda suddenly came back to his senses and threw himself on the young samurai, howling and crying.

Yue was stunned for a moment and said, "What are you doing?"

Noda cried: "Sir, do you know who he is? He is my son! My good son, you can't die, I only have a rabbit cub like you, my dog......

"Shut up!" Yue exclaimed curiously, "Leave China's waters quickly, otherwise you will be killed!"

Noda raised his throat and said with a cry: "There are so many people, how can you let me leave quickly? I, Noda Coward, am also the second-in-command of the shogunate, how dare you shout at me like this?"

Yue was curious and didn't speak, he twisted his waist and swung his hips, turned around and pouted his buttocks, and with a "poof" sound, a puff of green smoke erupted from under the jiri.

A group of Oriental samurai pinched their noses in unison. After a while, they all foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground one after another.

Bu Qingyun sighed: "Lao Yue, your qigong has declined, and your strength is not strong enough, you usually have to exercise more!"

Yue took a sip curiously: "When I saw these bandits and robbers, I couldn't help but feel sick to my stomach and let out a fart." ”

Noda coward suddenly wiped the saber, aimed the tip of the knife at his lower abdomen, and sighed: "I think my coward has been crisscrossing the lakes and seas all his life, invincible and invincible, but I didn't expect to be defeated today, I can only be worthy of the country and the thousands of audience friends who love me by dying!"

Long Yu's eyebrows frowned slightly: "Which one is he singing?"

Yue smiled curiously: "This is their usual way of committing suicide, seppuku!

"Don't plug in, don't plug in, you don't understand, it hurts!" Noda Coward immediately said, "Next time, next time!"

Yue's curious eyelids fell: "I'm convinced!"

Long Yuqi sighed: "I was really defeated by him!"

Xiao Xi said angrily: "I let the fucking fool do it!"

Zhu Youxiao looked depressed: "I was also second." ”

Noda's face suddenly sank: "You have taken care of so many people of me, now let's talk about the aftermath!"

"Listen!" suddenly called the barefoot fisherman, "everyone sing—"

Immediately afterwards, the dozen or so fishermen sang in unison: "This is the great motherland, the place where I grew up, and in this sacred land, there are peaceful eyes everywhere." It's great ......."

"Okay, okay, understand, farewell. Noda bowed and turned to run towards the Yoshino.

Bu Qingyun shouted violently: "Stop!"

Noda Coward turned around and said, "What else does Your Excellency have to order?" Bu Qingyun said coldly: "Fishing boat!"

"Oh, I understand. Noda then jumped on a fishing boat, rocked the oar, sang a mountain song, and wandered into the distance.

Bu Qingyun turned his head and said angrily: "Who let you sing without permission?" The barefoot fisherman smiled: "We have been following you for a long time, and our hearts are wild!"

Bu Qingyun roared: "You're out of tune!"

At this time, a border soldier wearing epaulettes came over and said coldly: "This comrade, don't yell like killing a pig! Now tell me, who are you?"

Bu Qingyun said proudly: "I'm from Jinyiwei, what do you want?"

The soldier snorted coldly: "Jinyiwei, just rely on you, a roe deer-headed and rat-eyed guy, who can know that you are not impersonating?"

Bu Qingyun said: "I'm not afraid of shadows, can this kind of thing still be pretended?"

The soldier pursed his lips with a look of disdain: "Do you know who I am? I'm just a small boss, but I have also pretended to be Qin Shi Huang!"

Bu Qingyun said: "Then what do you want?"

The soldier said coldly: "What? Immediately show your ID card, household registration book, birth certificate, marriage certificate, driver's license, passport, bank card and other valid documents, otherwise you will be killed!"

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere suddenly became tense.