Chapter 4 Donor, You've Been Beaten by a Goblin

Hua Buluo is a person who wants to save face, and being slapped by a beautiful woman is nothing. But if he grabbed his ankle and dragged him away, he would be disgraced and thrown to his grandmother's house.

Fortunately, I'm not a star, and no one knows me. Otherwise, don't live.

Thinking of Wang Hao's big mouth, the flowers do not fall, and there is a sense of being thoughtless.

Just dragged like this, the flowers did not fall, their eyes were blurred, out of focus, they became hollow, and everything in front of them became blurred.

It's been a long time.

I don't know how long it will take, but the flowers will not fall and will be put down by Su Xue, and her eyes will gradually regain their brilliance.

Feeling that his body could move, he turned over and got up, but when he saw Su Xue looking at him with a smile that seemed to be smiling, he couldn't help but tremble, and then asked: "You, what do you want to do? Everyone is an adult, and it's not normal to be drunk?"

"Drunk?" Su Xue looked at Hua Buluo, it seemed that she fell from the sky last night and was unconscious, and this bastard thought she was drunk.

"You think it's an insult for me to leave you money, and you just smashed me in the face twice with money, as a man, I'm generous. We're even, how?" Hua Buluo continued.

"You are generous, it's flattened!" When Su Xue heard this, it seemed that her anger was stimulated by Hua Buluo again, and she rushed forward and punched and kicked Hua Buluo again.

Calm and calm! How can a cultivator be so unable to be still? Sister is not a grumpy person.

Why do you get angry when you look at this bastard!

"Don't fight, you're going to die, you're going to die!"

The flower does not fall and is beaten by a sudden punch and kick, and then... Beg!

A manly man, he can afford to give up. Men, if you can pretend to be forced, you must also be able to put down your face.

"You're thick-skinned and dry, a dead fart!" When Su Xue heard this, she was beaten again.

Although he was beaten violently, he didn't hurt the bastard at all, and at most it hurt a little. Because when she beat him, she clearly felt that the more the guy was beaten, the better his body was. Beat him yourself, as if you were refining his flesh.

This bastard obtained his own primordial source qi, and activated the small tower, and the energy of the two fused, causing the body to be reborn, but he did not obtain the cultivation method, and the physical body was not refined.

Yes, I'm not beating him, I'm helping him refine his body. Now this guy is a piece of jade that needs to be carved.

Well, thinking about it like this, I suddenly feel a lot taller.

Thinking of this, Su Xue kicked the flower again.

"Fight! There is a kind of you beating me to death! The peony flower dies, and it is also romantic to be a ghost. Didn't I just sleep with you? Lao Tzu has slept with more women. ”

begging for mercy was still beaten, Hua Buluo suddenly became angry, and then scolded.

Su Xue had already stopped, and as soon as she heard the words of the flowers, her temper recurred, and she was out of control. Then, there was another beating.

"Remember, it was the old lady who slept with you, not you who slept with the old lady!" Su Xue said fiercely.

What kind of woman is this!

This is the thought that flashed through the mind of the flower not falling and fainting.

Seeing that Hua Buluo fainted, Su Xue was stunned for a moment, and then she was about to step forward to wake up Hua Buluo, but she didn't want a blue light to flash, Su Xue grabbed it, and looked at it, but it was a talisman.

I saw Su Xue frowning, glanced at the flowers on the ground, and then disappeared into the sky with a white light.

After a long time, Hua Buluo woke up and turned over, the female Tyrannosaurus rex was gone, and she was suddenly confused.

Well, the female Tyrannosaurus rex is the nickname that Hua Buluo gave Su Xue.

Tyrannosaurus rex, the king of the tyrannosaurs. That girl is a tyrannosaurus!

Hua Buluo wondered why the female tyrannosaurus was gone, and she let herself go so easily?

How could it be!

was beaten by the female Tyrannosaurus rex in unbearable pain, and the pain was unbearable. Why don't you feel any pain now, you don't feel any hurt at all? It seems that if it weren't for the many footprints on his clothes, he would have wondered if he was dreaming just now.

I was beaten up by the female Tyrannosaurus Rex, and not only did she not seem to have any injuries, but she felt as light as a swallow and had endless strength.

Well, how does that feel familiar. It seems like waking up this morning!

No, could it be that you were in the same situation with that beauty just now?

No, not a beauty!

Hua Buluo hurriedly checked it and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

He seemed to have preferred to be beaten by him before than to be given by that beautiful woman......

Hua Buluo patted the dust on his body, glanced around, and saw the little monk he met in the morning walking towards him.

"Amitabha, donor, you seem to have been beaten. The little monk folded his hands, recited a Buddha name, and then said.

When Hua Buluo heard this, he suddenly wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Don't hit people in the face, don't expose people! Little monk, your adult... Didn't the master teach you?

"I was not beaten by someone, but by a goblin. Hua Buluo said angrily, "Do you know which goblin I was beaten up by? Ahh Do you know why she beat me? Just because I slept with her, she couldn't get angry!"

The little monk listened to Hua Buluo's words, blinked his eyes, and then recited the Buddha's name, saying: "Amitabha! The donor was indeed beaten by the goblin." The demonic aura around has not dissipated. It's just that the little monk wondered, why did the goblin just beat the donor, instead of killing or eating it directly?"

Hua Buluo felt that the little monk's second illness was incurable.

"Donor, is that goblin in love with you?"

The little monk blinked his big eyes, and then asked with a serious face, Hua Buluo almost fell headlong.

It's hopeless, this little monk is completely hopeless!

Well, it wasn't a temple that he ran from, but a mental hospital?

"Donor, the master said that humans and demons can't love each other! And if you have children, aren't you shemales? Shemales are despised. The little monk continued, still looking serious.

The flowers do not fall and listen, speechless and looking at the sky. This little monk must have escaped from a mental hospital, should I fight zero?

"Little monk, have you watched "The Legend of the White Snake" and "Strange Tales from Liaozhai"?" Hua Buluo said angrily, "Why can't shemales fall in love?" and, little guy, do you know what a shemale is?"

"The little monk hasn't read "The Legend of the White Snake" and "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", but the little monk has heard that they are all novels and fiction. The little monk looked at Hua Buluo, and then said, "Donor, if you tell the little monk where the goblin is, I will go and take her in, so that you will not be beaten by her." ”

"If you don't mention this, we can still have a good chat!" "The flower tribe said angrily, "There are good and evil people, and good and bad demons." What's wrong with the demon? Who can still choose their own birth? Little monk, if you see a demon, you will accept it, that is, good and evil are unknown, and there is no distinction between good and bad. You're racist!"

"Donor, you speak for the goblin like this, do you fall in love with the goblin?" the little monk stared at the flowers with wide eyes.

"Ahh

Between Hua Buluo and the little monk talking, there was a pair of eyes staring in the sky.