Chapter I

Location: An unknown parallel universe > the Pisces-Cetus Supercluster complex>> the Virgo Supercluster complex> this galaxy piece> this galaxy group> the Milky Way small group> the Milky Way> Orion arm> Gould belt> local bubble > this interstellar cloud> the solar system> Earth-Moon system> the earth> Central Plains of the Chinese People's >Republic> > Luzhou City, Wanjiang Province> a high-tech development zone, a university town> a city construction college> 23rd floor room 609

Earth Standard Time of the Solar System: September 30, 2009 A.D., a more precise time would be around 9:30 a.m. in the eighth region of GMT

Characters: A couple of decadent college students after a hangover

Although it is the end of September, and the time is not early, the aftermath of the "Autumn Tiger" is still there, and the hot weather is really unrefreshed, most of the college students who are mixed with diplomas are still lying on the bed, and several scumbags of 609 are of course no exception. Of course, it is not without early risers, in addition to going to the library to study and going to the court to play, more people are wearing headphones, staring at the computer screen attentively, immersed in the wonderful virtual world and fighting bravely.

The warm autumn sun slanted into the balcony, but the 609 dormitory, which was supposed to be vibrant, did not have the slightest youthful atmosphere, but looked a little decadent, which was very incommensurate with the identity of a college student.

Until the harsh-sounding alarm clock broke the silence and the mouse and keyboard clicks finally stopped, the fat man who was the only one awake in the 609 dormitory hurriedly took off his headphones and got up to wake up the others.

"Viagra! Viagra! It's time to get up, it's going to be late!" the fat man, who had been bare-armed, but still sweaty, stepped forward and pulled the messy sheets hard, and cried out loudly.

"Ha~~, isn't there a class at 10 o'clock today? Fatty, what time is it! Just let me squint for a while, just now the big cow asked me to play, I didn't go. With a sleepy yawn, the sleepy-eyed "viagra" rolled over and muttered reluctantly.

"Today, I have to make up for the experiment of material mechanics in the previous semester, and the teacher will sign in one by one, and if you don't go, the credits for this course will be gone. The big cow next door came to call you before six o'clock, and instead of waking you up, he woke me up. It's already half past nine now, and the mechanical laboratory building is so far away that it's too late to set off again. The "fat man" turned around and grabbed the shirt on the back of the chair, and reminded angrily while putting on his fleshy body.

"What kind of broken school is this! A good experiment will not be done sooner or later, and tomorrow will be a holiday, and the experiment will be made up. If it weren't for this experiment, I would have been on the bus home a long time ago. With the air of getting up after a hangover, "viagra" complained very dissatisfied. However, the credits are still important, especially when there are lessons from the past, although there is still some reluctance, but the body moves honestly and gets up very numbly.

"Who made us three? Who can blame us if we can't pass the exam? Besides, don't we still have classes in the afternoon? Even if we don't have classes scheduled this morning, you won't be able to go back!" The "fat man" was very open, and smiled and comforted.

However, this "fat man" with a wide heart and a fat body soon became unhappy, and looked down at his obviously bulging belly, and was a little worried. His round, white belly seemed to be a little bigger, and even the largest size of clothes was a little short, and he pulled it down hard, but it was still a little reluctant, and it was enough to cover the snow white.

"In the afternoon, it was an elective class, and the old man of my class was very good, he never called names, and no one knew if he went or not. What are you afraid of? If you run away, you will escape!" "Viagra" is obviously very indignant about the unfair treatment of the school, obviously paying so much more tuition, but still can't learn anything.

No, he flashed into the bathroom, and while comfortably putting the water, he continued to shout: "And it's not a matter of grades at all, it's just school garbage, and it's not once or twice that we're inferior." When the sophomore year started, I didn't make up the class, just like the CAD drawing was supposed to have a month of computer classes, but it only gave us one morning, and I wasn't even familiar with the software interface. This is our most basic professional class!"

"Anyway, it's all mixed with an undergraduate diploma, at least the conditions are much better now than when I was a freshman. It is difficult to expect that independent colleges will be treated exactly the same as other serious departments. Those of us who are supposed to be money-making tools for the school have no human rights at all. The "fat man" responded with a smile, his attention had already shifted to the computer screen, skillfully controlling the game character to hang up and set up a stall, and opened the Happy Farm.

"By the way, what about Brother Jun? Go to the library again?" For this broken school, in fact, "viagra" didn't want to say much, brushed his teeth and began to change the topic, as the head of the dormitory, he asked the only brother who was not in the dormitory very responsibly.

"Where else could he go? He was the one who could get a scholarship, so he got up later than I did, and he went out with his school bag. Hurry up, I'm really going to be late, I have to go to the cafeteria to buy a few steamed buns to eat on the way!" Although this "fat man" said that he was in a hurry, in fact he was just talking. He's excited right now, and he's happiest stealing food or something.

"Okay, okay, let's come!" "Viagra" promised, but he still grinded, slowly smearing men's facial cleanser on his face. He himself said that his life motto is that the head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the hairstyle must not be messy.

"Viagra! If you don't come out again, I'll steal all your dishes!" The "fat man" who knew "viagra" stinky and beautiful temperament directly threatened, but the movements in his hands were not soft, and the opportunity was rare.

"Viagra" is a legendary figure who has a special alarm clock and can get up at 4 a.m. to collect vegetables, and it is a daydream to steal the vegetables he grows. No, before the words of the "fat man" fell, a miserable scream came from the bathroom, "Ah!! dead fat man, mercy!"

"Viagra! Brother, I'm sorry, I've already stolen it!" The "fat man" who finished stealing the dish was called a comfortable man, saying that he was embarrassed, but in fact he smiled crookedly. actually stole the dish of "Viagra", and the sense of accomplishment was about to catch up with saving the earth, and the refreshing feeling was about to go to heaven. As for the "brothers" and whatever, they are all false, according to the word, the brothers are for sale.

"Drinking is wrong!Drinking is wrong!Drinking is wrong!" "Viagra" rushed out of the bathroom in an instant, and as he spoke, he squeezed away the "fat man" in front of the computer. snatched the mouse, logged out, entered his account password, and an afterimage appeared on the keyboard instantly.

"Viagra, what do you mean by drinking and making mistakes? Obviously, I can't drink enough, but I have to blame myself for throwing the pot on the alcohol! Like the fat man, I have a pound of white wine in my stomach, and my face is not red, my head is not dizzy, and I am not dizzy. "Fatty" said with some smugness.

"Who can compare with your rice bucket, you see that Hua Ye didn't drink much more than me yesterday, he vomited, drank and vomited, and in the end we brought him back. "Viagra", who was busy, replied unconvinced.

"Obviously, it's your own poor drinking, Hua Ye is in a bad mood, based on my long-term experience in the wine field, Hua Ye in a normal state is completely massive, no worse than this wine fairy. The "fat man" responded with disdain, and talked serious nonsense. But he also remembered something, looked up at the other bed that was not moving, it seemed that there was no movement, and he lowered his voice and said, "Do you want to wake up Hua Ye?"

"You are stupid!Hua Ye, is it still necessary for him to go to class?Wake him up and make him uncomfortable again?" "viagra" raised his head as he spoke, glared at the heartless fat man angrily, and reprimanded in a low voice.

"That's right, look at my pig brain! It's good to let Hua Ye fall asleep like this now. Hurry up, I'm really going to be late, I can't run, fat man. The "fat man", who knew that he was a little reckless, whispered to himself.

"You go first, this stubble is still a few minutes away from stealing, I'll catch up after a while, remember to help me buy soy milk fritters." "Viagra" was busy with his business of stealing vegetables, waved his hand in disgust, and began to drive people away.

"Damn, viagra, you cow, you dare to steal even the vegetables of our class! Aren't you afraid that those animals will eat you alive?" The "fat man" didn't forget to glance at the computer screen before leaving, and instantly became excited, and screamed a little exaggeratedly.

"As the saying goes, a little red in the green bushes, it is also appropriate to love and care for the only golden flower in our class, but she is already a married woman, and it is none of our business. Besides, there are so many handsome guys in our class who don't choose, why do you fall in love with the in the class next door?" The red-eyed "viagra" is about to "hate because of love", and when he said this, he gritted his teeth.

"Viagra, you can save it, no matter how you say it, it's a department, and it's not like the fat water has flowed into the fields of outsiders, and Haozi is not very dark, and the tall man is much more handsome than your stinky cock with a face full of pimples. The "fat man" who was about to close the door heard the sour words of "viagra" who couldn't eat grapes and said that grapes were sour, and he didn't give face to himself.

"Dead fatty, get out!" "Viagra", who was said to be in the sore spot, was a little angry, picked up the mineral water bottle next to the computer and threw it at the door.

But the flexible "fat man" was not wrong, his hand quickly closed the door, and with a sound of "bang!", the mineral water bottle smashed directly into the iron door, and the person slipped away.

The angry "Viagra" dish didn't steal anymore, and directly chased after it in three steps and two steps. Before going out, he slowed down, looked back at the upper bunk that was still not moving, so he was not woken up, shook his head helplessly, and closed the door gently.

But he didn't know that in the place where he couldn't see, his good friend, Hua Ye, was completely soaked, and a very hideous and painful look flashed on his sweaty face from time to time, as if he was suffering inhuman torture.

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