Ling Fang sat on the ground, leaning on the radiator, his chest and abdomen expanded and contracted violently, inhaling and exhaling heavily, he was so frightened that his long unkempt hair could almost wring out droplets.

Seeing that Zhou Fei was such a tiger, the three of them didn't dare to touch his head, and under the gaze of a pair of strange eyes, they answered the questionnaire seriously.

Chen Jiang's scalp was about to buckle down a layer and asked Liu Jinhe.

"How do you find the area of the trapezoid? The hypotenuse multiplied by the right-angled side, right?" he scribbled on the figure, and did not make a big problem for a long time.

Liu Jinhe's eyes rolled upward: "How do I know? These questions are not a bit out of the outline, I don't know at all, right? Can you tell me what a coordinate axis is?"

Ling Fang had just calmed down: "Garbage, I don't know the coordinate axis!" Ling Fang quickly drew a cross, but he marked four arrows on it.

The three of them usually have Xueba to send answers to the exams.,Just copy it.,Every time the grades are not bad in the class.,To say that you can write on your own strength.,Only Chinese composition.,Nothing else!

Liu Jinhe wrote on a proof question

"According to the information given above, the straight line AB = straight line CD is clearly true!"

Ling Fang looked at a biological question and asked what the structure on the map was, it was obviously a simple cell structure, Ling Fang pondered for a long time, and resolutely wrote down the six big characters of "Map of London, England".

Chen Jiang racked his brains in order to mix a little more, and an English question was made like this.

(The greatest pleasure) in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Chen Jiang answered: Why are the brackets there?

There is a math problem, someone invests 10,000 yuan in a stock, the current price of the stock is 2 yuan / share, assuming that the stock may be 1 yuan / share and 4 yuan / share in a year.

Chen Jiang's answer: Because he is a financial advisor, what he said should be right, and his advice is correct.

Ling Fang's answer: 10,000 yuan can buy 5,000 shares, if you lose money it becomes 5,000 yuan, if you make money becomes 20,000 yuan, you can earn 10,000 yuan. 10,000 yuan is greater than 5,000 yuan, and I earn more than I lose, so I choose to buy it.

Liu Jinhe's answer: From the title, it can be seen that this gentleman wants to speculate in stocks to make money, I don't recommend it, now the stock market bubble is too risky, and the interest on the bank is less, I suggest that he save all of them in Yu'e Bao, earn more, and be safe. If I could, I would like him to borrow some money from his relatives and make a small deal. Don't listen to the analysis of financial consultants, if they can analyze and understand, they will already become rich, why should they analyze for others?

My obedient, a simple math problem, with a variety of answers, and some people advised him not to speculate in stocks!

The three of them struggled for two hours, and finally filled up a complete set of comprehensive papers, which were reviewed by professional teachers.

When the teacher was grading the papers, he laughed from time to time, and the director glared at him, but it was really too difficult to hold back, and more and more teachers surrounded him, and then burst into laughter, almost forming a craze for grabbing papers for review.

"Oh my God... I've never seen such an interesting answer!hahaha... It's more interesting than looking at funny pictures. My stomach can't stand it, it's going to laugh at me... Hahaha..."

"These stinky cobblers can laugh at Zhuge Liang alive, the Three People's Doctrine refers to the doctrine of the three nationalities, there are Han, Manchu, and Celestial? What the hell is the Celestial Clan, it's funny, why doesn't he say that there are dragons and ghosts... I didn't expect there to be such a bad student. ”

"This question, buddy, can you explain it to me. What is the original text of these ancient poems? The carved fence and jade masonry should still be there, even if you die, you must love... Who has not died since ancient times? Only immortals can do... Buy a coat and look at the sky, and you will climb the snowy mountains..."

The three of them have not scored a total of 30 points, the principal feels that the old face is dull, these questions are basically at the junior high school level, this group of students in the third year of high school will not do it, it seems that there is really a problem with the quality of teaching, let Zhou Fei be the principal, and he actually chose the right one.

"You three, give me a report to the first year of high school tomorrow, Xinlan High School is a key high school, how can you cultivate a group of students who don't learn and don't know how to learn. ”

Liu Jinhe argued: "President, didn't we say that this question is a bit too targeted, and these contents are all out of the outline, right?

The principal couldn't help but "You fart!" and didn't scold: "It's all about junior high school level difficulty? It's that you don't know anything yourself, so let you draw a coordinate axis, what do you mean by drawing a circle? There is a small cross flower in the middle. ”

Liu Jin and Xindao, I don't know how stupid this is, that's the sniper scope I painted!

Chen Jiang saw that he was scolded, and he was complacent.

"You too, you think you're good!"

Chen Jiang: "What's wrong with me, principal?

The principal was so angry that he was speechless, he couldn't answer a few questions, except for forty-seven questions in total, he Chen Jiang didn't get a single question right, which is also called a few questions!

"You students, I've really led a bad class!" the headmaster yelled at them and blasted them out.

Director: "Principal, send them to report to the first year of high school tomorrow." ”

"Director Liu, how many more times do you want me to say it!"

The director looked bitter: "If you really do this, those old guys on the board of directors will not give up!"

The old principal roared: "I am the principal of the old and new high schools, and I will do this kind of bastard and wait for death, and I will think about making trouble all day long." Either transfer to another school, or I'll honestly go to the first year of high school to retake!"

Zhou Fei felt that he had won a big battle today, clenched his fists, and excitedly walked alone to eat oden, the small shop was not very lively today, there were only a few people.

Half a month ago, oden for a dollar and a string of oden was still a luxury for me. Now I can eat as much as I want, and I don't have to lick the skewers.

Zhou Fei sat on a round stool and picked out his favorite fish steaks and crab sticks, which were made of soy products, and Zhou Fei used to be stupid enough to replenish the trace elements in the sea to his body.

"Aren't you in a hurry to go home today?" The owner of the small shop is very nice and treats others kindly.

Zhou Fei ate more than 20 skewers, gave the boss 50 yuan, and told him not to look for it, and the rest of the money was packed back one by one.

Looking at the whole bag of oden, exuding heat, and the bright red and delicious chili oil sticking to the plastic bag, it is delicious to watch! Zhou Fei thought about it, and he must blackmail the thief to the immortal again.