022 Detective Gu Meng (below)
MY BUG?
Gu Fan couldn't help but be very interested: "Girl, tell me, where is there a bug in Dad?"
"A few days ago, Dad left Meng Meng in the mall," Gu Meng opened her big black and white eyes, and her watery eyes stared at Gu Fan without an instant: "It should be more than three hours, right?"
Gu Fan's heart trembled: What did her daughter find?
He pretended to be puzzled and said: "The time for Dad to leave is three hours. Besides, Dad has already apologized to Mengmeng, girl, you can't go through Dad's old accounts!"
Gu Meng pointed to the Thor's hammer on the table: "Dad, don't get me wrong, Mengmeng means that three hours is too short to make a helper like the Red Dragon Blue Bee." ”
"Well, Moe's reasoning skills have improved. IT'S A REASONABLE BUG." Gu Fan was aroused by his daughter's inference, "You go on, are there any other bugs on Dad?"
After receiving her father's praise, the little girl raised her head proudly: "Of course, Meng Meng is a genius who has watched more than a thousand episodes of detectives and hundreds of episodes of Kanedaichi." Reasoning is a piece of cake for Meng Meng. ”
But before reasoning, Meng Meng wanted to ask her father a question. When the power awakens, does Dad make a big noise?"
It is rare to have the opportunity to establish a glorious image in front of his daughter, Gu Fan replied proudly: "If you want to talk about the movement of your father and me, it is flying sand and rocks, shaking the mountains, and the wind and clouds are changing colors and ghosts crying. The landslide and the ground crack are not as good as the noise I made. ”
Without waiting for him to finish boasting, Gu Meng gave his father a salary: "Since Dad made such a big noise, why hasn't anything been broadcast in the news these days?"
I'll go, you little girl, you dare to dig a pit here and wait for me?
Since it wasn't broadcast in the news, Meng Meng made a bold inference. At this point, the little guy suddenly stopped talking.
Gu Fan was waiting anxiously, and when he saw his daughter stop suddenly, he hurriedly urged: "Mengmeng, what is your inference?
"Dad - Meng Meng is reasoning" The little guy asked with a serious face: "As an omnipotent father, shouldn't you show something?"
Gu Fan looked at the clock with some embarrassment: "Girl, it's now half past nine, and you have brushed your teeth, so I can't let you eat any more snacks." ”
"Dad is so stupid, hurry up and release the special BGM for reasoning. There is no background music, and Meng Meng is not even interested in reasoning. Gu Meng was dissatisfied.
It turned out to be the accompaniment of my father?
GU VAN DIDN'T SAY A WORD, PICKED UP THE ERHU AND OPENED IT, AND PLAYED A WELL-KNOWN SCARSONG.
The little guy dragged out his voice and said: "Dad——, Mengmeng wants to be a detective, not an announcer when the legal system is in progress." ”
"Okay, okay, I'll change the song right away. ”
After a while, in the hoarse and melodious erhu version of the famous detective BGM, Gu Meng's reasoning proceeded again:
"Since I didn't see the big scene made by my father in the news, there are only two possibilities, one is that someone helped you hide this matter, such as Mengmeng's mother. So Dad's commotion wasn't on TV. But looking at my mother's performance today, this conclusion was overturned by Meng Meng. ”
"The second is that the location of Dad's awakening power is in a place that everyone can't see. ”
My daughter really didn't watch more than a thousand episodes of Conan in vain, this reasoning is really amazing.
Gu Fan pulled the erhu unhurriedly and continued the soundtrack for her daughter's reasoning: "If it's the second case, where does Meng Meng think Dad's awakening is going on?"
Gu Meng pondered for a while, and replied with some uncertainty: "Maybe it's another world, a world with a different speed of time." ”
With a crisp sound of the strings, the erhu strings in Gu Fan's hand suddenly broke.
Can Nima guess that? Girl, did you read the director's script?
Leaving the scrapped erhu, Gu Fan hurriedly lifted his daughter in front of him: "Good Mengmeng, you tell Dad." How did this reasoning come about?"
"It's very simple, Meng Meng has seen a lot of cartoons like this before. The story of a day in the sky and a year on the earth, my father also told Mengmeng. The little girl said proudly: "I told my father a long time ago that Mengmeng is very powerful." ”
But the biggest flaw is the Kangna dress that Dad bought for Mengmeng. Mengmeng heard her father scolding the courier and said that it took four years for the courier to be delivered, and you have to give them a bad review. This sentence gave Meng Meng the clearest hint. ”
"Also, Dad hasn't eaten a single meal since he came back. Meng Meng is in his eyes!"
"Coupled with today's red dragon and blue bee, Meng Meng has completely confirmed the guess in her heart!"
Gu Fan finally came to his senses: I understand, since I left my daughter three hours ago, the little guy has become suspicious of me who appeared later. Although she doesn't say it, she observes her father who has tried to come back and forth everywhere in the details of her life.
After these days of observation, the little girl confirmed that Gu Fan was still the original father, and then she ran triumphantly to report her research results.
As soon as he thought of this, Gu Fan sighed: "Meng Meng is so powerful, I know that I can't hide anything from your eyes." I guess you won't be able to grow tall in the future, and this cleverness will be used to grow your heart. ”
Hearing her father's answer, the little girl immediately smiled and her eyes narrowed: "Dad is awesome, Mengmeng wants to hear the story of Dad's power awakening." ”
"Those stories are too bloody, and it's better for Dad to tell you when Meng Meng is older. Gu Fan deliberately straightened his face and said: "In view of Mengmeng's suspicion that makes Dad very sad, from now on, we have to agree on a code joint." Used to determine the identity of the other party. ”
"Well, Meng Meng thinks that this sentence should be used in the code language," Gu Meng immediately responded to her father's call, and put forward her own slogan without thinking: "The king of heaven covers the tiger, and his father is unreliable." ”
Gu Fan hurriedly retorted: "No, I think I should use another sentence, the river demon of Pagoda Town, Meng Meng is not tall!"
Hearing her father's teasing, the little girl made a fuss unrelentingly: "If Dad doesn't apologize to Mengmeng, Mengmeng won't sleep tonight, and will play games and watch cartoons all night." ”
"If you dare to play all night, I'll deduct your snacks. Gu Fan threw out a big killing weapon.
"Dad's punishment is not afraid of Meng Meng at all, and the snacks will not disappear anyway. The little guy has no fear: "When Dad goes out to drive to work, Mengmeng eats secretly at home alone." ”
Gu Fan was dumbfounded: "Okay, I know." The tricks you teach other children will sooner or later be used by Dad. Are you willing to stay at home alone for a few packs of snacks? Aren't you afraid that your father will be sad and angry?"
"Who made Mengmeng have a good father? Besides, Mengmeng has a blue bee and a red dragon, even if she is alone at home, she will not feel lonely. ”
The little girl almost foolishly hugged her father's neck, pillowed her chin on her father's shoulder, and burst into a silver bell-like laugh: "Mengmeng is very confident in her father, and her father must also have confidence in herself." ”
After the father and daughter frolicked for a while, the little girl who was clamoring to play games all night couldn't resist the sleepiness and lay down in her father's arms and fell asleep.
Gu Fan carried her daughter back to her small bed, adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner for her daughter, and covered her with a thin printed air conditioner quilt.
Looking at the sleeping Gu Meng, Gu Fan couldn't help but kiss her red little face: "Have a good dream, my good daughter." ”
Just as Gu Fan returned to the living room, a message suddenly came from the chaos algorithm.
[Gu Jiangxian wants to talk to you, do you accept it?]