Chapter VII

"Peng Peng, I won't have a chance to copy your homework in the future, thank you for your willingness to contribute to your homework in the past few years, I won't say more, come, let's go one! blow this bottle first!" As soon as he sat down, Hua Ye picked up a can of beer and handed it to Fan Yunpeng.

Fan Yunpeng, who didn't drink well, looked at the can of beer in his hand, and was a little embarrassed, but Wang Xiaopang on the side began to coax, and shouted strangely: "Deep feelings, simmer~, Peng Peng is still not a brother?"

"Dead fatty, knowing that I can't drink enough, I still coax blindly. Having said that, Fan Yunpeng still stubbornly poured it down two or three times.

"Peng Peng, open and bright! They all say that the feelings are deep, a mouthful, the feelings are shallow, lick it, the feelings are thick, you can't drink enough, the feelings are thin, you can't drink, the feelings are iron, drink blood. Hua Ye may leave when, and I don't know when the next time we can get together like this, so I'll be happy today! Say, what do you want to be fat?" Wang Xiaopang directly gave a thumbs up, and he put on a posture very single.

"Don't just drink, eat vegetables, eat vegetables!" Hua Ye hurriedly greeted, and then shouted to Chen Daxiong, who was still taking a shower in the bathroom: "Nobita, you are still washing, you are not afraid of really becoming a little white face!

"Who's scared, it's too hot, I promise to come out right away. No, are you afraid that I won't come over, so you came here to block me! What about the trust between people?" Chen Daxiong felt that something was wrong as he spoke, and hurriedly shouted loudly.

"Look at what you said, don't you admit yourself, it's your own thoughts, right? We don't stir the foundation, who would want to come and see your white ass! The main thing is that your dormitory is clean, and there are no such shit as dog skins. Hua Ye scolded with a smile.

"Aren't they all the same? If you don't look up and look down in a dormitory, don't make yourself unable to get off the stage, get along better, and feel better. Fan Yunpeng, a good old man, persuaded with a smile.

"Peng Peng, who was clamoring to change dormitories in his freshman year, you don't know, if the school didn't allow it, he wouldn't have shared a dormitory with us a long time ago. Hua Ye is about to escape from the sea of suffering, I still have to stay with him for two years, and when I think of his virtue, I feel like I have eaten a fly. As Wang Xiaopang, who had the worst relationship with Wang Jun, immediately shouted indignantly.

"Uh! is that exaggerated?" Fan Yunpeng, who is very popular, confirmed with disbelief written on his face.

"It's so exaggerated! Viagra will talk to him, don't look at Hua Ye didn't say anything, in fact, he was too lazy to talk to him. Wang Xiaopang explained as a matter of course.

"Flies are a high-quality food, with a protein content of about 40 percent, which is more nutritious than most meats. Fatty, you like to eat so much, you can try it if you have nothing to do. Hua Ye suddenly looked at the fat man with a playful face, and said very unscrupulously.

"Hua Ye, you're okay, don't say it, it's okay, it's disgusting to think about it! We're eating now, don't you feel disgusting, fat man, I still want to eat!" Wang Xiaopang hurriedly begged for mercy, and poured a big sip of beer to suppress the shock.

"There are still things in this world that you fat people can't eat?" Hua Ye looked suddenly enlightened.

"Hua Ye, although I have no taboos, fat man, I have to eat something that people eat. Wang Xiaopang said with disgust.

"Flies are not only high in protein, but also rich in trace elements and vitamins, and low in fat, cholesterol, calories, is an excellent food supplement, recuperation, weight loss products, is to pay attention to hygiene. Fatty, aren't you shouting to lose weight? really don't give it a try?" Hua Ye continued to joke.

Wang Xiaopang was grabbing a piece of chicken wings and was about to send it to his mouth, when he heard this, he directly raised his hand and surrendered, as if he had really eaten a fly, and begged for mercy with a wry smile: "Boss Hua, Uncle Hua, please don't say it, I really can't eat it anymore." ”

Hua Ye shut up, but Fan Yunpeng hadn't let go of Wang Xiaopang, and suggested with a sincere face: "Fatty, if you are bold enough, you can try fly maggots, which are maggots that like to eat Xiang." It is said that there is a kind of edible fly maggot with high protein content and a complete range of essential amino acids, which can be used as a high-protein food, and the most important thing is that it tastes good, and it is an ideal protein food for human consumption. Maggots also have certain nutritional and health effects of promoting growth, intelligence, fatigue and tissue hypoxia......"

At this time, the fat man really couldn't stand it, and before Fan Yunpeng finished speaking, he rushed to the trash can on the balcony with a confused face, and shouted: "Don't say it, let me vomit for a while......"

"Hahaha~" Seeing Wang Xiaopang's funny appearance, Hua Ye and Fan Yunpeng, who succeeded in the prank, laughed out loud, and almost high-fived and cheered.

However, he still clinked glasses to celebrate, took a sip of beer to soothe his mood, Fan Yunpeng carefully organized his language, and asked: "By the way, Hua Ye, what are your plans after dropping out? In fact, you don't have to hang yourself on a rope, now you can get a diploma by only taking exams and correspondence courses." ”

"It's okay, if you don't have a diploma, you don't have a diploma, and I don't plan to work for someone else anyway. Although it is difficult to start a business, I am confident that maybe by the time you graduate, I will already be the second Bill Gates. When the time comes, if you don't have a good way out, come to me, and I'll cover you. Hua Ye pretended to be half-joking.

"Hua Ye, those chicken soups for the soul can't be drunk, they are highly poisonous, not ordinary poisons, although they won't kill people, they will be brainwashed. Fan Yunpeng hurriedly persuaded.

"I know, I also know that Gates's book won't tell you that his mother knew the CEO of IBM and that she was the one who made her son's first big deal, and Warren Buffett's book will only tell you that he knew about visiting the New York Stock Exchange when he was 8 years old, but it won't tell you that his congressman's father took him there and was received by a director at Goldman Sachs. Hua Ye also knew that this brother was really for his own good, so he explained very patiently, and then said confidently: "Peng Peng, believe me!"

"Fatty, no, aren't you drinking very well, why did you vomit after a while?" As soon as Chen Daxiong, who was taking a shower, came out, he saw Wang Xiaopang retching against the wall, a little dumbfounded, and hurriedly asked. Then he looked at Hua Ye and Fan Yunpeng, and shouted in some horror: "You are too cruel, you want to be so ruthless?"

"It's okay, it's healthier to vomit!hahaha~~" Hua Ye couldn't help it as he spoke, and laughed out loud again.

"It's not that we're too fierce, it's that the fat man is really weak. Fan Yunpeng tried to hold back a smile, talking serious nonsense.

"You two sluts, wait, don't let the fat man and me seize the opportunity. Wang Xiaopang, who was relieved, was very weak and said cruel words.

"Come on, Hua Ye, do one!" Chen Daxiong, who was only wearing a pair of big pants, picked up a can of beer as soon as he sat down, took a moment's notice, and then said: "This wine, let's talk about it first, count the three of us to invite you, don't shirk, count the three of us practice wine, don't dislike it, you also know that it's the end of the month, and we are not as tyrants as you, so if we can't afford to invite a good one, we will just settle it." ”

"Why, you guys are interesting, come, let's do it together! Hua Ye was suddenly a little moved, this is the most precious thing in his student days, enough to accompany a person's lifelong friendship.

"Well, it's done!" Chen Daxiong replied very cheerfully.

"And me, one brother and two generations, I'll do it first!" Fan Yunpeng rarely took the initiative to step forward to join in the fun.

"And the fat man, I, are you a brother!" Wang Xiaopang, who had just rinsed his mouth in the bathroom, also ran over.

After another bite was finished, Hua Ye burped, grabbed a few peanuts, and asked casually while nibbling on them, "Are there two other people in your dormitory?"

"What else, one went to the station with viagra and may be on the bus home now, and the other must be going to the Internet café to blow the air conditioner and play DOTA. Chen Daxiong said as he opened his beer.

"A broken school is a broken school, and you are not allowed to install air conditioning by yourself, and it is not that you don't pay the electricity bill. Wang Xiaopang gnawed on the chicken wings and complained vaguely, he was already sweating.

At this time, the door of the dormitory diagonally opposite was opened, and Fan Yunpeng immediately beckoned: "Brother Chao, come in and have a few bottles together?"

"Damn, you're too unrighteous, you don't call me when you drink. Sauce fragrant chicken, or two, who is treating you today, so generous?" Meng Chao shouted loudly and exaggeratedly.

"Tuhao, do you want to drink, if you don't drink, go back to sleep!" Hua Ye rolled his eyes angrily, and threw a can of beer over as he spoke.

"Drink, don't drink for nothing, there is my favorite spicy strip, cold beer with spicy strips, but my favorite. Whose birthday is it today, or what?" Deng Chao took the beer, and was not polite, and directly stretched out his claws to those snacks.

"Tomorrow is the 60th birthday of the motherland, let's celebrate it in advance, no!" Fan Yunpeng said seriously.

"That is, we are a red heart towards the party, and it is like you have no ideological consciousness at all. Wang Xiaopang, who has already eaten with a mouth full of oil, is very cooperative nonsense.

"You have high ideological awareness, I admit defeat and punish myself with a bottle, okay!" Meng Chao, who has a good attitude, proved himself with practical actions.

Looking at Meng Chao's serious face, if everyone here didn't know what he was taunting, they really couldn't see that he was actually cheating on drinking.

No, Hua Ye, who was a little crying and laughing, shouted very facelessly: "Nobita, the person who can talk nonsense with his eyes open is here, hurry up and put away the wine, otherwise we won't have our share." ”

"Okay!" Chen Daxiong, who had quite a tacit understanding, immediately replied in a loud voice.

"Isn't it just a bottle of beer, how much do you want, I'll call the school supermarket to deliver it now!" Meng Chao said helplessly, directly took out his mobile phone and dialed the phone.

"Let's have a box or two first, you still have classes in the afternoon, don't drink too much. Hua Ye hurriedly reminded.

"Then two boxes, anyway, you'll have to pay for delivery. Meng Chao didn't think about it, and directly chose one that costs a lot of money.

Meng Chao from Ma'anshan, whose family runs a coal mine, is bold and generous, although he is often beaten by his classmates, he is willing to do it, so he is very mixed. After drinking happily, he also slowly learned the true purpose of this wine, as a real tyrant, of course, he patted his chest to pay, which is a small amount of money. Then he went back to the dormitory and called someone over, and he would also pull in a classmate he knew when he passed by the door, and the more people drank, the more lively it became.

It took more than two hours to drink, beer and appetizers were delivered two or three times, and the battlefield was not limited to one dormitory, anyway, everyone was happy, picking up a can of beer and going everywhere, the whole floor was noisy, and it became a big party with a hot atmosphere.