Section 605 - Shrinking the ground into inches
On the boat, no one will take this abrasive little monster to heart.
It's just a beginner-level demon in the Tuna Realm, and its name is still a bit weird, and it may become a disaster if it is placed elsewhere, but here, any warlock can pinch it to death like a fly.
As for whether it will pose a threat to the Lord of the Heavenly Palace, it is simply a joke.
Regardless of this Li Gongzi's inmeasurable martial arts and martial arts cultivation, just the sneezing of the frog demon next to him could shock this little grass turtle to death.
When Li Xiaobai heard this name, he began to have a headache.
I ate someone else's golden partner, whether I want to admit it or not, this cause and effect can't be torn off no matter what.
Fortunately, it was the greedy and untrustworthy Xuanji who ate it, not the rational and calm Xuanji, otherwise he would face a big trouble, the riot of the entire demon clan.
Although he let himself go to the demon domain once a year to detoxify, for now, the black water snake Xuan Ji still suppressed the shocking secrets that were enough to make all the demon clans crazy.
On the one hand, it is indeed an unauthentic and self-defeating man, but on the other hand, Xuan Ji vaguely guessed something, and simply threw the burden to Li Xiaobai, and if he didn't cultivate the little grass turtle, he would haunt him for a lifetime, and the natal poison of the Black Water Xuan Snake Demon King was not so easy to solve.
I have to say that Hyun Ji's intuition is really accurate and scary.
"Okay! If you want to follow, follow along!"
Li Xiaobai was helpless and no longer tried to drive the other party away.
After all, the turtle clan's talent "shrinks the ground into inches", once it wants to stick to people, it is equivalent to a maggot attached to the bones.
"Thank you, thank you, Childe, the football will be obedient and obedient, and there is very little food!"
Of course, this obedience of football is the second prerequisite, and the first sequence is always Grandma Xuanji, if there is a conflict between the two, it is still the order of Grandma Xuanji that takes precedence, which is just right for this brainless little grass turtle.
"Uh-huh!"
Li Xiaobai stinked his face, raised his foot and gently picked it up, and the little grass turtle immediately turned his feet to the sky, unable to turn over, and his feet were messy.
If you go against this devil, there are 100,000 ways to clean you up.
"Childe, there's news. ”
Wuchengzi hurriedly came to Li Xiaobai's side.
He glanced at the ball that was struggling with his little short legs on the ground, and immediately hesitated.
"Heavenly Cult?"
Li Xiaobai seemed to have guessed something.
"Yes. ”
Wuchengzi bowed slightly.
"It doesn't hurt to be straight. ”
Li Xiaobai nodded, he was not worried about being listened to by the little grass turtle football, it was useless to listen to it, the demon clan and the heavenly cult had not yet reached the level of immortality, basically the well water did not violate the river water.
"The Taihu Gate, the Shadow Gate, the Houtu Gate, and the Star Luo Sect were not completely wiped out, and most of the people lost their ability to resist and sent the flying boats snatched from the Holy Court out to sea, including the informants of the Secret Bureau. ”
Wu Chengzi also just got the news.
Although the informant of the Heavenly Palace could not move, he carried a letter bee box on his body.
"Is it really God's eyes, do you know the destination of the flying boat?"
This important development made Li Xiaobai happily fist clapp.
Because of its own actions, the Heavenly Cult finally showed its feet, and it was in vain that the Secrecy Bureau secretly arranged it.
"The informant didn't know, but the letter bee heard it, it seems to be Yingzhou, Yingzhou is one of the three immortal mountains in the East China Sea, could it be the main altar of the Heavenly Cult? No wonder I can't find it!"
Wu Chengzi began to frown as he spoke.
There were originally five immortal mountains in the East China Sea, Daiyu, Yuanqiao, Fanghu, Yingzhou and Penglai, but two were sunk because of the war between the human race and the demon race, and now only Fanghu, Yingzhou and Penglai remain.
The three immortal mountains are not ordinary islands, they are fluctuating in the East China Sea, not to mention that ordinary people are difficult to find, even if they are in the art path, if they want to see their true face, they have to rely on chance.
It's just that I didn't expect that Yingzhou among them was actually occupied by the Heavenly Cult, and it seems that it may have become a nest.
"A moving fairy mountain!"
Li Xiaobai frowned, he knew something about the situation in the Overseas Three Immortal Mountains.
It's really a troublesome thing to do.
Even if you know Yingzhou, it is still difficult to find this overseas fairy mountain with an erratic location, this is a rootless floating island that drifts with the current, it will be here today, it will be there tomorrow, there is no trace at all, unless there is a positioning device on the island to facilitate tracking, of course, this is impossible.
Wu Chengzi said tentatively, "If the Dragon Palace can help, it may be much easier. ”
The Dragon Palace dominates the ocean, except for a few dragons who travel and frolic in the world, ordinary human races rarely see the figure of the dragon race.
"I know a dragon. ”
Li Xiaobai remembered the tsundere dragon girl dressed in purple, this dragon girl with an excess sense of justice is not easy to deal with, and when she sees herself, she probably wants to subdue demons and eliminate demons.
The demon is Qingyao, the demon is himself, and he hit it on the pole, so there is still a certain risk.
"The Demon Lord is really well-traveled and well-connected. ”
Wuchengzi hurriedly patted his ass.
"Secretly ordered to go down and look for the dragon girl Di Shuang, and said that the demon Li Xiaobai was looking for her. ”
In order to wipe out the elbow and armpit problem of the Heavenly Cult, Li Xiaobai gritted his teeth, reluctant to let the child not be able to trap the wolf, so he had to make some sacrifices.
"Demon, devil? This, this is going to be fine, right?"
Wuchengzi was a little dumbfounded, how could the demon lord call himself the devil to provoke the dragon clan? Is it really okay to be so blatantly swaggering?
"It's okay, you let the Secret Bureau start contacting you, and if necessary, you can ask the local government to assist. ”
Li Xiaobai didn't care, his title as the big devil was no secret for a long time, but no one took it as seriously as Wuchengzi.
In the vast sea of people, it is not easy to find the dragon girl who is uncertain everywhere, but if there is the assistance of the government, it is relatively convenient.
Li Xiaobai's order was issued by Wuchengzi, and the next thing he needed to do was just sit and wait.
After sending Wuchengzi away, he lowered his head and saw the little grass turtle that had finally turned over, and suddenly stepped on it.
Football immediately confused, what trick is this?
"Can you bring people with 'shrinking the land into inches'?"
The big devil's smile made the little grass turtle shrink his neck in fright, and replied weakly, "Yes, yes!"
The expression of this young man made his neck cold, Grandma Xuanji, she won't be stewed, right?
Sou!
A man and a turtle disappeared into the deck of the trap boat.
Li Xiaobai only felt a flower in front of him, and the nearby scenery had changed, full of broken walls and ruins, a mess, and the air was filled with the lingering smell of corpses.
This is the royal capital of Fengxuan Kingdom, which has almost become a ruin because of the occupation of the Westerners and the attack of the Dawu Dynasty.
Due to the unscrupulous prying of the corners of the wall by the great devil Li, the Westerners had to retreat, and even led the main force of the Westerner army to pay huge casualties, forcibly broke through the siege and fled westward, leaving only this Fengxuan King who had been traumatized by the war.
After driving out the Westerners, the army of the Great Wu Dynasty entered the capital of King Fengxuan and began to clean up the battlefield, collecting all the corpses, piling them up and burning them, and thick smoke billowed up everywhere in the city.
"It's very fast! Very good, I'll be my son's mount in the future! Well, foot riding!"
Although it is a little smaller, it is convenient to "shrink the ground into inches", Li Xiaobai does not raise white food, and arranges a job for this little grass turtle, but this small body can't sit, and it is okay to barely step on it.
Li Xiaobai looked around left and right, and took out the letter bee box, the royal capital was a little too quiet, it stands to reason that the place where the demon girl stays should not be so peaceful.
"Qingyao, where are you now?"
"Is the son done, the slave family is eating hot pot in the palace, come quickly!"
The letter bee accurately restored the movement of the demon girl, the collision of dishes, the shouting of the little red carp, and the noisy scrambling of many people.
This pair of demon girls will really see the opportunity to eat a lot of stitches.
Eating hot pot, what does it taste like to be cold and deserted.
Yelling five and drinking, laughing wildly, scolding mothers, and coaxing, this is right, the dance of demons is the rhythm of the demon girl.
Li Xiaobai lowered his head and said, "Football, a thousand steps ahead, move." ”
The grass turtle is only the size of a basin on its back, and it is a little awkward to step on.
Sou!
The football launched the "shrinking of the ground into inches", and instantly came to a thousand steps away, it didn't know where the palace was, and could only listen to Li Xiaobai's instructions.
"Five hundred steps to the left!"
"A hundred steps forward!"
"See, this is a clock, divided into twelve hours, one o'clock, two o'clock, all the way to twelve o'clock, corresponding to the four directions of south, east, west, and north, and eight hundred steps in the direction of three o'clock. ”
Under the guidance of Li Xiaobai, the movement of the little grass turtle football became more and more accurate, but the continuous "shrinking the ground into inches" made the demonic spirit of this little thing unsustainable, fortunately, after the next "shrinking the ground into inches", the main hall of the palace appeared in the sight of one person and one turtle.
Coming down from the turtle's back, the little grass turtle was already dizzy from exhaustion.
The cost of "shrinking the ground into inches" is mainly in the number of activations, and the consumption of demon energy by moving distance is secondary.
It was already full of charcoal stoves and small pots, and the warlocks of the warlock army gathered here, all kinds of lettuce and fresh meat were piled up into a hill, which could be taken by others, the charcoal fire was red, the soup was tumbling, and the smoke was curling, and the loose cultivators of the rabble were quite accustomed to this atmosphere of competing for hot food.
How does this scene look like a hooligan meeting, these guys are waiting to ask someone to open the film after they have eaten and drunk.
The hall is on the top, originally where the king's pawn was, there is a small square table with low legs on the wide chair, and the big and small demon girls are sitting in front of them, and they are fishing for the pot with great pleasure.
The little red carp was aware of it, looked up at Li Xiaobai, and hurriedly beckoned.
"Son, come on, Sister Qingyao has tender slices of tenderloin, which is hot in the boiling pot, and it is the most fragrant and tender when dipped in sauce. ”
"The slave family has been waiting for the son for a long time!
Qingyao, the eldest sister of the Warlock Army, hurriedly added dishes and chopsticks, making a well-behaved appearance of waiting, and she didn't even dare to take a breath of air.
The hot pot is right in front of him, and he is always threatened by Li Xiaobai to get off the hot pot, and he is a good demon with a psychological shadow.
"It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant!!"
Before Li Xiaobai could sit down, he heard the voice of the little grass turtle screaming.
"Yo, where did this little turtle come from?"
The big and small demon girls looked at the ground, and immediately felt a little familiar.
The small fluctuation of demonic qi was not taken to heart by the two of them, if the beginner-level demon of the Tuna Realm dared to be presumptuous here, the warlocks in the hall would kill it in minutes.
"It's football!"
Li Xiaobai hinted, the name he took randomly, the little grass turtle didn't know the real meaning behind it, I'm afraid even if he knew, he wouldn't care.
"It's bigger, no wonder it's familiar, Hong Li, why don't we stew it, it's fresh!"
Qing Yao, as a big demon in the True Dan Realm, is not a big deal to use the little demon as rations.
The demon clan eats the weak, and the big demon eats the small demon, which is justified.
"Don't eat football, don't eat football!"
The little grass turtle was frightened, and the two demons in front of him did not let go, but the instinctive sense of fear arose.
It is impossible for the demon clan of the Transfiguration Realm to bring such a strange feeling to it, so there is only one possibility.
Big demons, one of them is definitely a big demon, and even if the other is not a big demon, I'm afraid it's not much worse.
"Grass-eating turtles? It's, it's a demon! It's so small. ”
The little red carp is kind-hearted, she doesn't even dare to eat it, not to mention that she is also a demon clan, although she is a demon body, but compared with Qing Yao, she is more like a human race.
"Why can't the demon eat it? Which big demon doesn't eat the little demon? Don't look at this little thing with a back shell on the outside, but it's full of meat inside!"
The demon girl Qingyao was made out of the cannibalistic psychological disorder by Li Da Devil, and it has not been cured yet, but she has no burden in her heart to eat monsters.
Her pair of eyes suddenly turned into broken gold, and she greedily looked at where it was easier to get the knife.
"Don't make a fuss, football is not for food. ”
Li Xiaobai said a rare word for this little grass turtle who was intimidated by the big demon and prostitution.
But it's also a big truth, football is for playing, not for eating.
If it weren't for the fact that it was quite convenient for the little grass turtle to "shrink the ground into inches" to use for transportation, he would not have stopped Qing Yao from taking the other party into the hot pot.
"Childe intercedes for you, count your luck. ”
Qing Yao retracted her snooping heart, she still has a lot of meat, so she doesn't have to look at this little grass turtle.
"After eating, take those warlocks out of the city to sweep, and eliminate the remnants of the Westerners as much as possible, this war is not over, the Westerners will definitely make a comeback, kill a few more now, and the Dawu Dynasty will be easier." ”
Li Xiaobai didn't pay attention to the poor little grass turtle football, constantly swallowing saliva, while scalding the meat and vegetables, while explaining Qing Yao's next task, the warlock swept away the mortals like chopping melons and vegetables, and saved himself from staying in the royal capital and doing nothing to make a mess.
The little grass turtle finally returned to its throat, and it began to peep at the strange fragrance wafting from the table, the demon clans in the demon domain are all hairy and bloody, eating raw and swallowing alive, and there have been so many tricks of frying and cooking by the human race.
The little red carp was a little kind, looking at the little grass turtle's obsessed appearance, curiously pinched a piece of meat in the pot and gently threw it over.
The football's eyes widened, and the four little short legs kicked hard, jumped up and took it directly, and swallowed it in one gulp.
"It's fragrant, it's delicious, it's so big, I've never eaten anything so delicious. ”
also smacked his mouth, looking at the greed of this little thing, if he made a bowl of instant noodles or peeled a tea egg in the demon domain, he would not surprise the demon king and take the demons to watch.
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