Chapter 6 Immortal Means
Say you're not afraid, that's a lie, it's a rotten hand with the smell of salted fish. The hair on his hand was as hard as a brush, and Zhou Fei wanted to vomit, it was too disgusting and infiltrating.
"The lid of the master's coffin is open, you go!" Zhou Fei ran away.
"Boom!"
The lid of the sarcophagus was blown open, and the corpse jumped out.
He stood in place and roared, and the sound wave spread rapidly and shook Zhou Fei to the ground with a strong force.
"I don't know you, and I have no grievances with you!"
How can a corpse understand human words, this kind of thing has already died in the brain, and there is only a good nerve left, passing a simple message: "I want to eat people!"
Zhou Fei screamed and turned around: "Master, why don't you go up! If you don't go up to the good apprentice, you will be warped!"
"Hehe, my good apprentice, a little bug-level creep like this, not even a slime, is for you to get familiar with! β
Master, you know so much!
"Don't be surprised, I've just borrowed some of your memories!" said the thief with a smile, saying that he could borrow other people's ideas and tell him not to think wildly.
"Master, the slime is not so ugly!Master, you can go on, I really want to vomit!" Zhou Fei couldn't stand it, this corpse was scary and disgusting.
"Besides, master, if I hadn't accidentally broken up this corpse, how could you still borrow his body!"
"You kid is really crooked, I am upset when you say it. Damn, I'll do it myself, old man. "The thief sighed lightly, rotten wood, this kid is simply a broken plastic, or is it a poisonous garbage produced by the black workshop.
I think he just wanted to experience this kid, he was not obedient at all, and he was disgusting, this hairy, smelly corpse, isn't it the most cute!
The thief turned into a golden qi and rushed in from the corpse's seven orifices, and the corpse man trembled and took a few steps forward, his body changing with every step.
The rotten skin, the long hair faded off piece by piece, the bones full of gray spots inside, turned white and smooth, and the powerful qi and blood surged up to the heavenly spirit cover, the power of the ancient gods was too strong, it is said that the city where they were located was slightly earthquaked, and this was still the situation where the thieves forcibly suppressed it.
In the last few steps, the thief revealed his true face, and his complexion was healthy and clean. Combing the business hair of a successful European and American man, why does he look so much like ----- Shakesen!
"Shake Sen?"
"Oh! I changed this appearance according to the cover of your inner impurity, incorporating a hint of oriental flavor. β
That's right, this feeling, the maturity of European and American men is integrated with a touch of oriental man's elegance, which can be called perfect.
"That's the sound, it's a little ugly!"
"Yes, you can change it, I'll take you back first. Shake Sen took Zhou Fei's arm, and appeared in Zhou Fei's room like Wukong teleporting.
"Put some man's voice on me! β
Even the computer knows how much memory it stole from me.
Shake Sen smiled evilly: "I said, you kid don't always think about uselessness." Let me tell you this, I even know how much toilet paper you use, do you think you still have a secret in front of me!"
"Master......" Zhou Fei was speechless. "This computer needs to be connected to the Internet, and he's too old, it's especially stuck! "This is an antique machine with an operating system of Windows98 left to him by Zhou Fei's father, how many cards do you have!
I don't even dare to open the advanced mode to play Minesweeper.
"Stinky boy, you can't do anything! How can you find a good computer?"
"Don't you know?" Zhou Fei thought to himself, you stole so many memories from me, and asked me.
"Your kid's memory is so disgusting, I've deleted it all, old man, say it quickly!"
"Don't hurt me, Wanda Plaza sells high-end computers, but you have to ask for money. β
"Money! Hmph, I've never brought money, old man. In this picture, Shake Sen speaks fluent Chinese and says that he never brings money to buy things.
This time, the thief was not in a hurry, he took Zhou Fei to enjoy the scenery of the city step by step. The people he met along the way all exclaimed, and they used their mobile phones to shoot the thieves from afar.
"I'm so uncomfortable, what are these apprentices doing?"
It's not that you make yourself so handsome, people still think that Dousen has come to China! It's good that it doesn't cause a large-scale sensation.
"Is this face too handsome, I'll change it. The thief said, stretching his nose 10cm with his hand.
An old woman basking in the sun next to her rolled her eyes and fainted directly.
A little child pointed at the thief: "Mommy, Mommy, Pinocchio!"
"Master, don't play like this, it will frighten people!" Zhou Fei was helpless and pulled him into a taxi.
"Master, go to Wanda Plaza!"
"Okay!" the driver responded cheerfully, but the thief became popular again.
"What should you do, did you call you, I'm really owed!"
The driver's face was inexplicable, and then he thought that the foreigner's Chinese was not good, so he would not be familiar with him.
The taxi traveled for about ten minutes, and the four big characters of Wanda Plaza could already be seen.
"Apprentice, it's the inner place!" the thief pointed to the four words Wanda Plaza, and he felt that it was too slow.
Zhou Fei nodded, but felt that something very bad was about to happen.
As a result, the thief disappeared with Zhou Fei for no reason, and then the two appeared on the roof of Wanda Plaza.
The driver looked ahead and looked at the empty back seat. It was repeated back and forth three times, as if he understood something, and screamed.
"Hell!"
Zhou Fei was helpless: "Master, please listen to me next, otherwise it will cause a sensation!"
"Wouldn't that be nice? When you're young, you're always a bit of a hair?"
"It's going to be troublesome to make a splash, for example, you don't have an ID card, and you're a foreigner, etc., in short, it's very troublesome to deal with. β
"Okay, well, don't trouble you for the teacher. Let's go and buy a computer. The thief suddenly behaved like a child, which made Zhou Fei even more worried.
Zhou Fei followed the thief, took the elevator to the second floor, and went straight to the ASUS computer store.
"Master, let's buy a top-of-the-line book this time, and a desktop, I should have been laid off for more than ten years in the internal 98. But what are you going to do if you don't have money?"
"A trick!" the thief smiled confidently.
The two of them walked all the way, and the thief seemed to understand something from Zhou Fei's gaze.
The thief immortal slammed Zhou Fei with his elbow: "Apprentice, you seem to like inner clothes very much." He noticed that Zhou Fei had been paying attention to a coat in the window all the way, which was a new coat from Metersbonwe, a black tight-fitting model with white stripes on it, and the price was 1588. Zhou Fei swallowed and foamed at the mouth and told himself calmly.
"I will buy it next time! I must buy it next time, I have a master now, and I have a divine eye. Have the ability to make money!"
"Apprentice, you like the master to send you. The thief glanced at the inner clothes, and then glanced at Zhou Fei.
Zhou Fei's shabby white coat immediately turned into the black coat that pulled the style.
"Master, but insideβ" He froze, and there was still a black coat hanging from the cupboard, as if it hadn't been touched.
"Did you copy one, master?"
"I've said it all, it's a trick. "The thief seems to be saying, it's a trivial matter, sprinkle water.
Then the two were warmly welcomed by ASUS employees and entered the ASUS computer store.