I had dinner at KFC and took my daughter to the cinema to watch a parent-child movie.

When I walked out of the cinema, it was half past nine in the evening.

Looking at the foggy sky and the crowded snack bar on the street, Gu Fan proposed to his daughter who was still unsatisfied: "Wait for Dad to invite Mengmeng to supper, do you say okay?"

"Okay-" Gu Meng nodded hurriedly, "Mengmeng wants to eat crayfish, and Dad helps Mengmeng peel the shell." ”

Gu Fan reached out and pinched his daughter's face: "No problem, who made me a good father?

"Come to a bottle of snowflakes, the cute woman wants to brave the world. "One is not paying attention, the little guy's literary loli attribute broke out again," I think at the beginning, Mengmeng used to be a woman, until her father was hit by an arrow in her knee. ”

Gu Fan couldn't help but smile and asked, "Girl, can you explain." Why can't you be a heroine if I am hit by an arrow in the knee? Are you hiding in your father's arms and doing chivalrous deeds?"

"Daddy is stupid, you listen up. The little guy explained softly: "According to the type of occupation, Dad is a meat shield tank, and Meng Meng is a support woman." Dad is on the field to punish evil and promote good, and Meng Meng is responsible for cheering Dad - does Dad want gasoline or diesel?

"Dad doesn't want either oil, you are only responsible for shouting 666, it is worth it for Dad to invite you to eat a pot of crayfish. Gu Fan smiled and pushed open the door of a crayfish restaurant.

Looking at the crayfish served on the table and smelling the aroma of the crayfish on the table, Gu Meng suddenly asked a question: "Dad, if the crayfish can't go home." Will its mother be worried?"

Her daughter's question made it difficult for Gu Fan to answer for a while.

In order not to disappoint his daughter, he hurriedly turned to the chaos algorithm for help.

It took a second to go through all the information on crayfish farming, and then analyze the electronic ledger of the owner's purchases. After looking at the breeding records all the way, Gu Fan came up with a satisfactory answer.

"No," he confidently explained to his daughter, "biologically speaking, a mother lobster can't remember what her baby looks like." And the crayfish has no worries, it has never seen its mother since it was a child. ”

Hearing this, Gu Meng's high mood instantly fell: "Then isn't it the same as Mengmeng?"

Her daughter's depressed mood made Gu Fan speechless, her daughter had not seen her mother since she was sensible.

And Gu Van also lost most of his memory because of mechanization.

He couldn't remember what the woman looked like, he didn't know what she did, and he couldn't remember what the two were separated for.

Without a clue, Gu Fan couldn't help her daughter find her mother, let alone fulfill her daughter's wish to see her mother.

In order to play the role of a father, he traced his past information through the Internet last night. Due to the impact of the chaotic algorithm on the world, Gu Fan could only analyze the hacking techniques existing in the world first.

After understanding the local technology, use the earth technology to invade.

After a busy time, Gu Fan checked the record of him taking his daughter to China four years ago.

A little farther away, it is a record of Gu Fan's experience of studying and going to school before the age of sixteen. From Gu Fan's departure at the age of sixteen to his return to China with his infant daughter at the age of twenty-one four years ago.

As for the intervening years, Gu Fan's archival records are blank. It was as if he had spent five whole years in some isolated place abroad.

Being able to find this information is already the limit of existing hacking techniques.

If you want to fully understand your missing past, you must use chaotic algorithms to conduct a dragnet search of the entire online world. Of course, doing so would be tantamount to spreading the technology of the path of evolution, and would hasten the arrival of the God's Hunting Ground.

"Whatever," Gu Fan suddenly turned his heart sideways: "If the old doesn't go, the new won't come." Mengmeng, can Dad help you find a new mother?"

"Meng Meng doesn't want a stepmother," the little girl who was peeling the shell of the crayfish pouted: "History tells Meng Meng that most stepmothers are black-hearted." But then again, Meng Meng feels that there should indeed be an additional family member in the family. ”

Finding that her daughter's mood had recovered a little, Gu Fan was also much more relaxed: "It's okay not to be a stepmother, tell Dad, what kind of family members do you want?"

Gu Meng pondered for a while, and said with a smile: "Now the country is open to the second child." It just so happens that Meng Meng wants a sister.,Dad, you give Meng Meng a sister.。 I will try to be a good sister. ”

"You don't want a mother, but you want a sister?" Gu Fan couldn't help but gasp, he said with a sad face: "Girl, you really will give your father a problem." Can Daddy still get pregnant?"

Let's not talk about how robots make women pregnant, even if Gu Fan is still flesh and blood, this problem is not easy to solve - men can't get pregnant and have children.

There is still a long way to go for the enlightenment education of my daughter!

Seeing that his father was silent for a long time, Gu Meng blinked his eyes and asked curiously, "Won't it?" Dad can't even do such a trivial matter?"

A little bit of it?

Gu Fan complained in his heart: My silly girl, if you want to fulfill your wish, I must first find a wife. And then there is a series of "forgive her, of course" plots.

My good daughter, your father, I am a feared Silverwing Demon, not a Green Lantern who shines with human brilliance.

Probably seeing the embarrassment on his father's face, Gu Meng's voice was much lower: "Mengmeng just wants a friend who can talk." In the future, when my father has to go to work and can't accompany Mengmeng, Mengmeng is home alone, and I will feel very lonely. ”

"If it really doesn't work, Dad will buy a rag doll for Mengmeng. Meng Meng wants the Bunta puppet of Miaomu Mountain. ”

Gu Fan looked at his daughter speechlessly: "Isn't this nonsense? Which company will produce toad-shaped puppets? Other rag dolls ask for money, this rag doll is deadly! Let's discuss finding you a sister." ”

It's easier to find a sister for your daughter, anyway, her daughter doesn't like her stepmother, so it's a big deal to go to a welfare home to adopt one.

While thinking about his own thoughts, Gu Fan helped his daughter peel lobsters.

He peeled shrimp faster than his daughter could eat them. When any lobster arrives in Gu Fan's hands, it almost only takes three steps, removing the head, peeling the shell and shaving the flesh in one go.

Each one can be peeled cleanly, and what can and cannot be eaten can be clearly distinguished, as accurately as if it had been rehearsed countless times.

Within five minutes, only the red shells of a large pot of crayfish remained, and the peeled shrimp were piled up in a small mountain on the daughter's plate.

"I've been in business for fifteen years, and I'll serve you alone in terms of shrimp shell peeling techniques. The chubby shopkeeper sat down on the side with his mobile phone: "Ask me, what do you do?

"You guessed it wrong, I don't have a formal job at the moment other than taking care of my family's little ones. Gu Fan replied while carefully dipping the shrimp in the soup, and then sent the shrimp to his daughter's mouth.

Watching her daughter eat some shrimp meat with a bite of "ah-woo", a sweet smile appeared on her little face, and Gu Fan's face also had a relieved expression.

"No job?" Affected by Gu Meng's smile, the store owner couldn't help but ask: "So, the person in the video is really you?"