Chapter 82: Big Stupid Cow
Wang Jian saw that the Demon Hand had an obvious advantage, and secretly said in his heart: Sure enough, the state of the Demon Hand at this time is extremely perfect, not only is the defense amazing, but the strength and aggression are also extremely strong! The previous Divine Transformation Stage cultivators were not enough to see in front of him! Even against the Jiao Dragon King and that Long Yang, he should not be left behind!
Thinking about it, he stopped in front of the big buffalo: "Hey, big stupid cow!"
The big black bull was stunned for a moment, and wondered in his heart, "Is this person calling me? I'm not calling me a big stupid cow? Ahhh
Wang Jian looked at the cow tilting its head as if thinking about something, and couldn't help but feel strange, what is this cow doing?
Then I saw that the cow Mouran's eyes widened, and he shouted angrily: "Boy, you dare to scold me?
Only then did Wang Jian understand that the cow in front of him was really a big stupid cow, to put it simply, it was a bad brain...
So Wang Jian's eyes rolled, and he had an idea, pointing at the big black bull and shouting: "Who scolded you?
The big black bull never thought that the person in front of him would dare to talk to him so loudly, and when he heard this, he was stunned again, and replied in confusion: "Didn't you scold me for being a stupid cow just now? Of course Lao Tzu means me!"
Wang Jian sneered: "Aren't you just called a big stupid cow? Look at you, it takes so long to react to a question, and you dare to say that you are not stupid? Am I not pointing at you? Then am I not your old man?"
Sentence after sentence, the big black bull couldn't reflect it for a while, but he knew that the person in front of him seemed to have said something bad to him.
After thinking about it for a long time, this person first confirmed that he was stupid, and secondly damaged himself, saying that he was his own son!
couldn't help but be even more angry: "Are you rushing to fight Lao Tzu cheap?"
Wang Jian didn't give up: "What do I take advantage of you? What do you see that you don't admit? You see that you yourself admit that Lao Tzu pointed at you, and your reaction is so slow, your brain can't turn around, isn't it a stupid cow?"
The big black bull was stunned again, thinking about it, it seems that it was like this before, but he is not stupid, this can't be admitted: "I'm not stupid, I've been smart since I was a child! Don't bully me into being honest!"
Wang Jian was happy when he heard it: "Look, you are so big, I am so small, how can I bully you?
The big black bull tilted his head and thought for a long time, this expression was a little cute?
In the end, the big black bull felt that there was no problem, and thought: I can't lose the face of my cattle clan, and I have to prove my cleverness today! The person in front of me dares to say that I am stupid, and I will let you be your grandson later!
So he nodded and said, "Okay!"
Wang Jian smiled: "Okay, then let me ask you, what is one plus one?", secretly happy in his heart: Sure enough, it's a stupid cow, this is the bait.
The big black bull laughed when he heard this: "It's so simple, we just discussed this issue a few days ago, you just wait to be slapped in the face!"
Then he looked at Wang Jian proudly and drank: "One plus one equals three!"
Wang Jian originally looked at what the big black bull said and became more and more happy, and secretly laughed that the big stupid cow took the bait, but then the big black bull's words made his eyes dark!
Is this cow really stupid or fake stupid? Looking at that smug appearance, it should be really stupid.
So he clicked his mouth and said, "Okay, I'll give you a chance one last time!
The big black bull was shocked when he heard this: "What?
Wang Jian said speechlessly: "Think about it!"
So, the big black bull thought there for a long time, and finally moo excitedly said: "Okay! I know, one plus one equals!"
As he spoke, he raised the corners of his eyes as if he was provocative, and looked at Wang Jian.
Wang Jian also looked at him with the big black bull, with an expectant smile on the corner of his mouth.
Finally, seeing that the atmosphere he created was reached, the big black bull spoke: "One plus one, equals two!"
Wang Jian stroked his palms and laughed when he heard this: "My good grandson, you are so smart!
"What?" The big black bull was unhappy when he heard this: "Didn't you just say that when I answered, I admitted that I was smart and recognized me as a grandfather?"
Wang Jian laughed: "Good grandson, you have gone astray, what I said is that if you answer, you will recognize it as your grandfather! Now that you have answered, I will reluctantly be your grandfather!"
The big black bull was stunned: "No, I don't believe it! You must lie to me!" "How can you be someone else's grandson?"
Wang Jian was not in a hurry, and took out a memory spirit treasure: "Don't you believe it?
This kind of spiritual treasure has no other function, that is, like a video recorder in the mortal world, it can record the picture and sound next to it, but it is an all-round record, like a panorama!
Wang Jian opened the spirit treasure, and two figures appeared on the spirit treasure, one was Wang Jian, and the other was the big black bull.
"You answer, I admit that you are smart, and how about thinking you are your grandfather?"
"How about admitting that you're smart and thinking you're your grandfather?"
"How about thinking of your grandfather?"
"How?"
Wang Jian also repeated the key points of what he said a few times, and then he heard the voice of "How do you think of your grandfather?"
The big black bull's nostrils were smoking, mooing, and constantly turning in circles in place, and finally relented: "I don't admit it!"
Wang Jian snapped his fingers and said unhurriedly: "Have you thought clearly? We are all people who have achieved the top level of cultivation, everything we say has been recorded by heaven and earth, and the oath we have made must also be recognized by heaven and earth.
"This?" the big black bull was entangled again, what Wang Jian said was true, how could this be good?
If you don't admit it, your heart will be unstable!
But he is an existence that will become an ancestor in the future, how can he be someone else's grandson?
After thinking about it, the big black bull suddenly turned grim!
Wang Jian looked at it and said secretly in his heart: "Oh no, this is a dead brain! I can't turn a corner, and I have entered a dead end!"
Sure enough, the stupid cow said in a vicious voice: "Okay, I admit that you are my grandfather! But I am going to become an ancestor in the future, how can I be someone else's grandson? So I can only kill you!"
Wang Jian shook his head: "Then you are going to deceive the ancestors and destroy the ancestors?"
The big stupid cow didn't speak, but rushed up with all his strength, wanting to kill Wang Jian.
Wang Jian sighed, originally wanted to take down this big stupid cow without effort, but he never thought that he was too stupid! So he said: "Since this is the case, then I won't kill you first! Your head is like an elm pimple! I will give you a little punishment first, I hope you can change your mind!"
After speaking, he greeted the big black bull and swung his fist up!