"Uncle Shi, what you asked me to bring, I brought it. ”

When Master Yi pushed the door into the house, he saw that the thief Quanzi was chanting words in front of the rosewood box.

The contents of the box were the Tsukidan sent by Gu Fan a few days ago, or boiled eggs.

When he saw this box of eggs, he thought Gu Fan was joking with him. Or maybe it's because of my pronunciation is not standard, which leads to misunderstandings.

But then Gu Fan sent him a text message: "If you still want to continue to buy Zhujidan, remember to go to this official Taobao store called [Meng Zhibao Joy Xiuzhen Club], there are new products launched from time to time at any time." ”

Judging from this text message, it seems that what Gu Fan said about Tsukidan is a boiled egg.

After learning the truth of the matter, the anger in the heart of the thief can be imagined: Use tea eggs to cut the marrow of people? What are you teasing me? The worst thing is that these boiled eggs seem to have been left for a few days, and the whole egg exudes a rancid smell.

Later, he used his mind to probe carefully, and only then did he realize that the inside of the rancid egg seemed to contain strange medicinal powers. It's similar to the smell I smelled at school that day.

But the eggs had become rancid, so even if he wanted to eat them, he didn't dare to eat them.

"Are you back so soon?did you find all the dogs and cats I asked you to find?" Thief Izumiko looked up from the table, intending to do some live experiments on the rancid egg.

"Found it," Master Yi let go of half of his body, revealing the husky leading behind: "I don't know who was so careless to leave this dog at the gate of our yard." I think it's pathetic, and it doesn't have a collar. Then I thought about it, uncle, didn't you want to test the medicine? That's why you brought the dog in."

"Well, hold it down and don't let it move. I'll feed it a Tsukidan and try it. The thief came over with the egg, and the husky opened his mouth and swallowed the egg.

Ten minutes later, the husky was still alive and kicking after eating the egg.

Twenty minutes later, it was still in good spirits, its eyes brighter and more lively. In order to prevent it from dismantling the house, the thief also tied it up.

An hour later, the dog who was tied up was a little impatient: "I said brothers, it's not a way for you to tie me up like this, can you let me breathe a sigh of relief first." ”

"Damn, uncle, look, the husky that ate Tsukidan became a refinement. Master Yi was so excited that his mouth trembled: "It can actually speak?"

"Hey buddy, pay attention to the way you speak to me, the person tied up in front of you is not an ordinary dog, I am the king of all kings who have never lost a quarrel. I have walked in the world for 300 years, and what kind of wind and waves have I not seen?"

The husky's tone revealed a deep disdain: "If you don't smell something good in this room, the dog will come in with you." ”

With Master Yi's master's degree in Chinese language and literature, he was keenly aware that the husky's sentence just now was a language problem, but after thinking about it, there seemed to be nothing wrong.

"If you're really a dog demon who has lived for three hundred years, then why are you controlled by me?" said Izumiko, gesturing to the rope on the dog's body.

The husky said angrily: "Again, I am the king of all kings who have never lost a quarrel." The gentleman does not use his hands, and he wants to fight without fighting. I think that Ben Wang howled in Wutai Mountain, and thousands of monks chanted scriptures but did not surpass me. Hey, do you have anything to eat? Hurry up and bring a few to Ben Wang, and then come to quarrel with you when Ben Wang is full. ”

Ignoring its clamour, the Thief Springsman intently examined its eyes and ears: "You really have good ears, you have delusional eyes?" ”

"I'm a good dog. The husky rolled his eyes at him: "You have the smell of a cultivator, it seems that you are from a certain big faction, do you need me to help you go to the mountain gate?" Ben Wang's food is very small, just eat only one egg a month, or provide three hundred catties of pork a month. ”

Thief Quanzi frowned slightly: "I can agree to your request." It's just that I don't understand, since you have a tailwind ear and a delusional eye, and you want to eat Tsukidan. Why didn't you go to the alchemist's house and find me instead?"

"No, no, no, Tian Yin's place is very evil, and there are Zhenshan divine beasts everywhere. The husky shook his head again and again: "Haven't you heard that the animal world of Tianyin City is rumored to be the four great divine beasts?"

Thief Springs, shaking his head blankly.

The husky shook his head and said: "Then you listen well, the four divine beasts of Tian Yin are the Southern Poor Qi, the Northern Heavenly Wolf, the king of the parrots, and the Qinglong in the suburbs is the most rampant." The status of Chengnan Qiqi is the most prominent, and he is nicknamed Hua Fat Cat, and there are 6,000 cat brothers and 12,000 shovel officials under his command. ”

"As for the celestial wolf in the north of the city, it means me. When I saw me in the Champs-Rich Villa in the wealthy district of the north of the city, which Tibetan mastiff, black-backed, subordinate boss, ancient herd, border herd, and Tai Ritian saw me, and they didn't respectfully shout the boss?"

"It's a pity that a ruthless accident took away my heartfelt little brothers. Just because the Tibetan mastiff raised by Xiao Bailang suddenly became nervous, the rich people did not dare to raise fierce dogs. Now raise some stupid dogs like Alaskan Husky Samoyed, and listen to this group of second-class goods shouting boss, and I, the king of all kings, will lose my face. ”

"Don't humans know that the result of making a sled three stupid is that sooner or later the owner and the dog will go crazy for one or both?"

The husky's complaint in front of him made Master Yi and Quanzi look at each other: they all said that there was naked hatred between peers, how could this unspoken rule spread to the animal kingdom?

The husky seems to be still immersed in the memories of the glory of the past: "Ben Wang has been hidden in the fields for hundreds of years, and he has never been defeated." Even the little devil had a nervous breakdown and couldn't sleep all night under Ben Wang's roar, but the king of the parrots who soared into the sky was indeed a rare enemy. ”

"Only it can not fall behind in the quarrel with Ben Wang, and it can simply meet its opponent. Every time there is a big fight, it will always bring Ben Wang a bunch of ginseng fruits. Then he said sympathetically, don't lie on the ground and pretend to be a dead dog, quickly give Uncle Parrot something to eat, and when you recover, we will fight for another 300 rounds. ”

Master Yi pondered carefully: "Sounds like you didn't have a lot of noise to win it?"

"That's because Ben Wang is old and no longer has the energy he had when he was young. Time doesn't spare dogs!" At this, the husky let out a low whine.

Thief Quanzi pondered for a long time: "You seem to have only said three of the four great divine beasts?"

"Well, the last green dragon was recently added, and the alchemist lives on its territory. I can feel the pressure of the dragon clan from afar, and I don't dare to test the strength of a dragon. I don't know anything other than knowing that guy is a green dragon. The husky said lazily:

"Ben Wang's resume has been finished, how about it?

"Hahaha, you and I are fated to see each other. Since you have the heart to take refuge, how can my Taiyin Sect not take it in? We can still afford the money of 300 catties of pork per month. The Thief readily agreed.

In any case, having a spirit beast take the initiative to defect is a good thing for the Taiyin Sect.

How can a cultivator have a reason to push good things outward?

"Now that I've joined the Taiyin Sect, can those expired Tsukidans be given to Ben Wang?" After the stolen spring was returned to the dog's body and freedom, the husky immediately turned his attention to the sandalwood box on the table.

Thief Quanzi nodded: "It's all yours!"

"This pill works well, Dewang" Then he called Master Yi: "You quickly go to that Taobao store on the Internet, and order another batch of Zhuji Dan." There are many disciples in this sect who urgently need to complete the foundation building. By the way, this money is directly allocated by the company under the name of the sect. ”

After seeing Master Yi go out, the husky suddenly asked another question: "Dao Chief, I want to ask you a question." Is there a senior named White Parrot Venerable in the Taiyin Sect?"