Chapter 279: Lao Dao is also an earthling

Old Dao's face showed anger, and he shouted: "What do you mean, can only Taoist priests wear Taoist robes?"

Wu was awe-struck with a smile in his heart: "Naturally not, but I really don't like to wear Taoist robes, do you really have no other clothes?"

The old Taoist said angrily: "You fool who doesn't know the goods, these robes are real treasures, if there are other clothes, I won't wear them myself, and I don't like to wear them." Vertex Fastest Update"

Wu Yong was stunned, secretly wondering if Lao Dao was a fake Taoist priest, but he didn't know when he got the Taoist cultivation method, so he had no choice but to become a Taoist priest, and he was reluctant to wear this kind of Taoist robe that could become bigger and smaller, so he had to wear it?

Lao Dao's snow-white eyebrows were raised, and he said, "Refining, to put it lightly, you can try it, how can you refine it without materials?"

Wu Yong was depressed and said, "Then use these Taoist robes to modify, isn't it okay?"

Lao Dao was even more annoyed, and said: "You know a fart, these robes are arranged with a lot of advanced formations, once they are destroyed, the robes will be broken, okay, gossip, these robes will be yours in the future, now, let's start talking about the price." ”

"Lao Dao is about to start bloodletting, what kind of price will he say?"

Wu Yong didn't want to be forced to buy a robe, and he was extremely unhappy in his heart, but thinking that Lao Dao was not a simple character, he could only swallow his anger and dare not buy it, so he compromised and said: "Lao Dao, I only need a Taoist robe." ”

Lao Dao was like being slapped in the face, his ugly face turned blood-red, he stared at Wu Yong, and said, "What? What did you say?"

Wu Yong was furious, staring at each other with Lao Dao like cross-eyed, and there was a tendency to fight if he disagreed.

Guo Zhenhao didn't want to conflict with this unfathomable veteran because of such a trivial matter, so he hurriedly said in a round game: "Senior, I want the rest of the Taoist robes." ”

It's a pity that Lao Dao didn't appreciate it, looked at Guo Zhenhao like an idiot, and said: "You buy my Taoist robe purely because of the tyranny, not for sale." ”

Everyone was stunned for a moment, they really didn't know what the intention of this old Taoist was, saying that he was greedy for money, it didn't seem to be it, because he didn't do it when others bought Taoist robes, so he had to buy them all.

Fortunately, Guo Zhenhao was smart, pointed at Wu Yong with his finger, and said with a smile: "Old Dao, I bought the Taoist robe and naturally gave it to my brother, this is not a tyrannical thing." ”

Now the old man smiled and said, "It's about the same, well, you're very good, I like it very much." ”

Wu was speechless.

Guo Zhenhao is now a big customer of the old Tao, so he began to inquire about the price, and asked tentatively: "Senior, what is the price of a Taoist robe?"

Lao Dao counted his fingers for a long time, and then rushed into the side hall, and after a while, he carried out a huge wine vat, slammed it on the ground, blushed, and said: "No two prices, but also fair and reasonable, one robe for one cylinder, no, two cylinders of wine." How?"

This vat is indeed very large, one person is high, and the area is at least three or five square meters, and it is indeed not a small amount to hold a vat of fine wine.

Despite this, everyone was still stunned like fools, not because the old way asked for too much, but because the old way asked for too little, and such a big battle was tossed just for two hundred jars of wine, which was really unexpected!

Lao Dao saw that everyone was stunned, with a vicious expression, and shouted: "Do you think the price is too high?"

Guo Zhenhao came to his senses, let out a long breath, and said with a smile: "Senior, this price is very suitable, I agree." In this way, you and I will go to live in the Yellow Sand Empire, and I will serve you ten jars of fine wine every day, and you can drink as much as you want. ”

It seems that he has taken a fancy to the old Taoist supernatural powers, and wants to ask him to be a high-ranking guest secretary to deter some people who make him feel uneasy.

Lao Dao was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood that Guo Zhenhao was a wealthy man, and felt that his bid was too low, his eyes rolled, and said: "How can I drink your wine for no reason, how can I receive your favor for no reason, I only need the two hundred jars of wine I deserve, but I have to explain that the wine must be brewed by the immortals of the Honghu Empire." ”

Immortal Brew is indeed a real fine wine, and it is also very valuable in the Honghu Empire, made from the roots of ninety-five precious medicinal materials and thirty kinds of wild plants, one pound is worth millions of cosmic coins, and two hundred jars of immortal brewing is indeed an astronomical amount, at least worth billions of cosmic coins.

So Guo Zhenhao was also stunned, angry at this cunning old way, but there was nothing he could do.

Wu Yong had never heard of such a fine wine made by immortals, so he interjected curiously: "Is it delicious to brew immortals?"

Lao Dao drooled and said: "Immortal brewing is the best wine in the universe, of course, it is mellow to the extreme. ”

Wu Yong disagreed, and asked, "Is it good to have Huitian wine?"

Lao Dao smiled awkwardly and said: "This, it is still worse than Huitian wine, but Huitian wine is too rare, you can drink at most one sip, and you can't enjoy it at all, so Huitian wine can't be regarded as wine, it can only be regarded as a precious treasure of heaven and earth." ”

"Hahaha~" Wu Yong pointed at Lao Dao and laughed presumptuously, and said after half a sound: "Lao Dao, let me tell you, Huitian wine is bullshit, and immortal brewing is bullshit among bullshit." ”

"Bullshit?" Lao Dao thought that Wu Yong was talking nonsense, and asked viciously with his neck curled: "Then what is not bullshit? If you don't say a bullshit, I'll beat you into a bullshit!"

Everyone felt that Lao Dao was also an interesting person, and almost laughed out loud.

Wu used uncaring obscenities to summon a black barrel fruit from the space bracelet (since he exchanged the barrel fruit with Xiong Ba for a Huitian wine, he felt that the barrel fruit had always brought him good luck, so he sent a lot of barrel fruits over and filled the space bracelet with it.) He poked a hole in it, and immediately a strong smell of wine filled the hall, making everyone's saliva water.

Lao Dao is a person who knows goods, saliva has long been sparsely flowing, there is a tendency of water flooding Jinshan, his eyes shoot out of the eager light, a handful of snatched the barrel fruit that Wu Yong was carrying, lifted it into the air, poured the wine into his mouth, and drank a barrel of fine wine in one go, and then threw the empty barrel to the ground, burped, and was so excited that his old face was red, and he said excitedly: "Good wine, it is really good wine, what is Huitian wine, immortal brewing, it is indeed bullshit, no, it is not as good as bullshit." ”

At this point, he was already staggering, sitting on the futon sleepily eyed.

"This old Taoist does have a large amount of alcohol, only a little worse than the panda who drinks and is not drunk, and it is many times stronger than ordinary people!" Wu was surprised in his heart, and saw that Lao Dao had a tendency to get drunk, so he said narrowly: "Old Dao, can you still drink?"

The old Taoist came to his senses and stammered: "Drink, drink as much as you want." After speaking, he waved his big hand, and two wine glasses appeared on the low table in front of him, and said, "Little brother, come, let's get drunk today." ”

Wu Yong nodded, summoned another wine barrel fruit, poked out a hole, filled the two wine glasses, raised his glass and said, "Old Dao, please." ”

Lao Dao did not raise his glass, but glanced at the people watching from the side with disgust, and said, "You all go out, don't disturb us drinking and chatting." After speaking, without waiting for everyone to answer, he unceremoniously waved his sleeves, and a strong wind rose out of thin air, and everyone flew out of the door one by one, and fell on the stone ground in front of the door with a bang, grinning in pain, and was angry, but the strength of the old way really made them helpless, and they didn't even dare to say anything to complain.

Guo Zhenhao smiled bitterly, and said self-deprecatingly: "Lao Dao is a master who really has great magical powers, it is estimated that we want to talk to Brother Wu about some profound magical powers, we are not qualified to listen to it, just wait here." ”

Lao Dao is of course a master, and seeing that everyone has disappeared, he excitedly raised his glass and said to Wu Yong, who was still dumbfounded: "Little brother, cheers." After speaking, he was the first to drink it all.

Wu Yong couldn't smile bitterly, but he still drank cup after cup with Lao Dao, because his body was stronger I don't know how many times, the amount of wine was naturally deeper, and there was no drunkenness for a while, and Lao Dao was so drunk that he couldn't open his eyes, but he was still pouring glass after cup into his mouth.

I don't know if he's really drunk or fake?

But Lao Dao was really drunk, because he said a drunken sentence that made Wu Yong's face change greatly: "Little brother, let's make a fist." ”

There was nothing strange about this, but Lao Dao's words were said in Chinese, which naturally made Wu Yong shocked, and he was stunned for a long time before he came to his senses, and he also replied tentatively in Chinese: "Okay, what kind of punch?"

Lao Dao squinted his eyes and said, "Just draw the red flag on Jinggang Mountain, right?"

Wu Yong almost fainted, if it weren't for his well-informed, he really didn't know that this was a way of drawing punches that was not very popular in the Tang Kingdom, but since he knew, it didn't matter if he played, so he said, "Okay, come on." ”

The two of them immediately raised their fists with red faces.

"The red flag is floating on Jinggang Mountain, and the five devils are sharpening their knives. ”

"The red flag is floating on Jinggang Mountain, and the three devils are sharpening their knives. ”

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The strange sound of punching was higher and higher, and it sounded in this alien Taoist temple, which was indeed extremely weird, and it also made the few people listening outside the door look at each other, wondering what kind of madness they were shouting?

Of course, the two of them were not going crazy, they were indeed playing fists with great interest, Lao Dao was obviously not Wu's opponent, and he soon drank so much that he fell down on the low table, muttering a few words about a few devils and a few knives.

Wu Yong was angry and funny, but he was extremely curious in his heart, and asked, "Old Dao, where are you from?"

The old man replied without raising his head, "Am I not your fellow countryman, otherwise I would have invited you to drink?"

"Fellow?" Wu Yong was stunned and said unconvinced: "Old Dao, is it okay for me to invite you to drink?"

"Fellow drinking, what else do you ask me to invite?"

Wu Yong nodded, admitting that this was reasonable, and while Lao Dao was drunk, he continued to ask: "Lao Dao, what age are you?"

"I don't know what age I am, but I have a soft spot for fighting devils. ”

Wu Yong felt extremely strange and asked, "Old Dao, have you really beaten devils?"

"Of course, the island devil was defeated by me. ”

"You defeated, can't you?" said Wu Yong in disbelief.

Lao Dao muttered and shouted: "Of course I defeated, as soon as I returned to this universe, I found that there was a Second World War on the earth, and the island country was invading our Tang country, I was so angry that I wanted to sink the two thousand islands directly, but there were enemies chasing and killing me, I didn't dare to make too much movement, so I used Taoism to confuse the island country's Yamamoto fifty-six and the emperor, let them sneak attack the Pearl Harbor and what airfield in the United States, and then let the United States throw out the atomic bomb, well, basically that's it." ”

Wu Yong was stunned, secretly thinking that during the Second World War, it was Sanben 56 who proposed and formulated a plan for the attack on Pearl Harbor, which was opposed by many military generals of the island country, believing that it was a self-defeating move to start a war with the powerful United States, but the emperor approved this combat plan, which eventually dragged the United States into the whirlpool of World War II, which also led to the defeat and surrender of the island country.

Could it be that what Lao Dao said was true? Otherwise, how could he have said the name of Sanben Fifty-Six?

Now Wu Yong is a mushy head, I really don't know whether what Lao Dao said is true or false, and I can't figure out what his origin is, so I don't dare to think about it, and I asked again: "Fellow, are you practicing the Wu clan exercises, or are you cultivating the true method?"

Lao Dao hiccuped and said, "I don't practice witchcraft or truth, I cultivate the chain of rules." ”

Wu was secretly happy in his heart, feeling that he had asked the key point, and continued to ask: "Fellow, how do you cultivate the rule chain?"

Lao Dao snored, and didn't seem to hear Wu Yong's question.

Wu was itchy with his heart, and after thinking for a while, he shouted in Lao Dao's ear: "Fellow, drink!"

Lao Dao woke up, and without opening his eyes, he muttered, "Drink, drink, drink." ”

Wu Yong took the opportunity to ask, "Old Dao, how can I cultivate the chain of rules, and how can my skills improve?"

Lao Dao raised his head, looked at Wu Yong with pity, and said, "Alas, the regular chain in your body has broken like this, and there is not a single good one, how can you cultivate?"

Wu was terrified in his heart and asked, "Broken?" ”

Lao Dao's head hung down again, his eyes were closed, and he said: " On the surface, your rule chain is indeed intact, but unfortunately the inside of the rule chain is broken, Huitian wine can indeed repair the rule chain, but if you drink a barrel every day and drink it for 10,000 years in a row, it is estimated that it will be repaired, one cup or two cups has a fart effect, which is also the reason why those strong people in the late sixth level can't break through, their rule chain is also broken, and they want to explain the rule chain thoroughly, it's really stupid. ”

Wu Yong felt that he knew the secret of the sky, and he was happy in his heart, and asked again: "Fellow, what method can be used to quickly connect the regular chain?"

Lao Dao complained: "Fellow, why do you have so many problems?"

Wu Yong hurriedly poured another glass of wine for Lao Dao, and said cautiously: "When the fellow sees the fellow, his eyes are full of tears, don't you take care of the fellow?"

Lao Dao seemed to think that Wu Yong was reasonable, so he said drunken and hazy: " Of course, connecting the chain of rules is to cultivate and use the treasures of heaven and earth, you know, any kind of cultivation can unconsciously repair the chain of rules, but the best exercises are naturally the cultivation of witches and the cultivation of true exercises, the cultivation of witches is to directly temper their own body, that is, to directly repair the chain of rules, after 100,000 years of cultivation, the chain of rules can generally be connected; 。 And when all the rules are connected, they are qualified to explain the rules chain, and then understand the rules of heaven and earth, and have huge magical powers. ”

With that, he raised his glass and drank it all.

Wu Yong was terrified in his heart, secretly wondering the sky, this old Tao is really omniscient, he actually knows such a secret, and cultivation is so difficult?!

didn't dare to think about it, and diligently added wine to the old way, and reminded him: "Fellow, haven't you said which natural treasures can repair the chain of rules?"

Lao Dao said: "No matter what kind of exercise it is, if you don't have the help of heaven and earth, then it's just a fool's dream to complete the chain of rules." And there are many natural and earthly treasures that repair the regular chain: snow eggs, whips, bloodworm horns, Huitian wine, and even those heavenly and earthly treasures that contain abundant heaven and earth aura, but the best is the green gecko, soak the Huitian wine with the green gecko for a year or two, and drink the Huitian wine to practice, the effect is unparalleled! In fact, any heavenly material and earth treasure that repairs the rule chain must be soaked in the Huitian wine in order to truly exert its power, and as long as 100,000 kinds of heavenly materials and earth treasures are put into the Huitian wine and soaked for dozens or hundreds of years, and then drink while cultivating, the speed of repairing the rule chain can be accelerated by tens of millions of times. Two billion years ago, there was a special sect of pills, and the pills they refined were very fast to repair the regular chain, and I took their elixir at that time, and the regular chain was repaired in ten years. ”

"My mother, Lao Dao turned out to be a character from two billion years ago?" Wu was extremely surprised in his heart, stunned for a moment, and continued to ask: "Fellow, where can I find the four heavenly and earthly treasures you said?

Lao Dao said bitterly: "There is a universe of Huitian wine, I don't know if there is any in the rest of this universe, but it is estimated that there will be in other universes, the pill gate was originally in this universe, but because it was too against the sky, it was destroyed, and even the exercises of cultivating witches and cultivating the truth are also against the sky, and the vast majority of people who practice these two exercises have also been killed." ”

"The first and second generations of the dragon clan were jealous and killed?" Wu Yong was shocked and angry, but he didn't dare to show it on his face, and asked, "Old Dao, where did the rest of the people go? Who is the murderer?"