The voice of the thief is a little hoarse and ugly, giving people a feeling of poisonous insects crawling on their bodies, which makes people extremely uncomfortable.

The laptop has long been debugged and equipped with the new win10 system.

Zhou Fei put on headphones for the thief, turned on the Kugou player, and played a song of Xue Zhiqian's "Serious Snow". The music sounded melodiously, and the thief listened to it with taste.

Love so seriously, love so seriously

But I still heard you say it's impossible

Shanghai, which has not snowed for more than ten years, suddenly snowed

Just the moment you said you broke up

He tried to simulate Xue Zhiqian's timbre, and except for the tone, everything else was exactly the same.

The salesman looked dumbfounded: "This foreign brother can also ventriloquist?"

"My master, he seems to be omnipotent. ”

"Apprentice, I don't like this voice very much, replace it with another one. The thief said that this voice was a little too affectionate, and he wanted to grow a refreshing male voice.

Refreshing male voice, Zhou Fei changed to Zhang Jie's "He Don't Understand" and Lin Junjie's "Song Not for Anyone" this time, and the thief shook his head and was not satisfied.

In fact, he was listening to many voices, looking for a feeling, and after hundreds of thousands of years of sleep, he had forgotten the voice of his youth.

Recalling the past, he has a graceful demeanor and crisscrosses thousands of miles of dragon's lair. As soon as the strong voice came out, the gods and ghosts dared not stop it.

"Eason Chan's voice is very thick, he sings very well, but it is difficult for ordinary people to imitate his charm, if you can't appreciate his inner artistic conception, go to sing according to the gourd painting, and the bass part will feel that you are reading the lyrics. But that's not the sound I want!"

The thief really gave Zhou Fei a problem, and the people he just recommended almost covered half of the music scene.

Half!

By the way, there is also Wang Banbi. He quickly switched to a song of Wang Feng's "Fireworks"

"There is a tearing force, as if it can pierce a person's soul. I love to listen to this song, it's much better than what I like about you, why you don't like me, how miserable you see me, etc. The thief commented.

Of course, aside from some negative news about Wang Feng, this person's music singing level is really the top, it is not an exaggeration to say that if he were an American, it is estimated that he has been winning the Grammys for many years.

Then I tried it, Zhang Yu, Wang Jie, Wu Qingfeng and others' timbre, the thief still felt dissatisfied, and always felt that something was missing, but he couldn't say it.

Because the desktop computer is more stuffy and heavier, the computer company sent someone to Zhou Fei's house, negotiated the delivery time, and Zhou Fei walked out of the ASUS store with a notebook and a thief.

"Master, I invite you to drink a cold drink. Zhou Fei didn't spend a dime, changed his coat, got two computers, and now wants to express himself.

"You kid still have a heart, I've already smelled the fragrance. The thief patted Zhou Fei on the shoulder, looking like a teachable child.

Inside the cold drink hall.

"A cup of kumquat lemon tea, a cup of mango lime green tea, left etc. The salesman looked up and handed the receipt to the thief.

Wait, why is this person in front of me so handsome, the salesperson's sister feels like a deer is bumping into each other, plopping. She looked at the thief immortal's handsome face, her hands clenched tightly, and a small ticket was frozen in the hands of the two of them. The surrounding scene became blurry and dreamy, and she made up the romantic background sound of love in her head.

"Doll, do you want to compete with me?" said the thief smiled.

This hoarse voice shattered the pink dream scene of the salesman's sister in an instant, the shining little stars turned into small skeletons, and the pink faded to appear a terrifying castle, in which lived a vampire with fangs, and a werewolf on the mountain in the distance raised his head and howled.

Why is this person's voice so ugly, it makes people feel like falling into an ice cave, and the salesperson's sister feels chills all over her body, trembling and shrinking into a ball.

The thief and Zhou Fei sat along the window, and their elegant demeanor attracted many women around them, and some bold people even stepped forward to ask for a WeChat ID, or wrote their WeChat ID on a note and handed it to him. To be handsome is to be able to do whatever you want.

"Apprentice, this thing is so delicious, if you bring this thing back to the flood era, I dare to say that a cup can be exchanged for a fresh fruit. If I could do this, I wouldn't have to go down to the grave to accumulate a lot of assets. ”

Zhou Fei had an idea, if he had the opportunity to cross in the future, he would definitely be able to dominate a planet with the great spiritual wealth on the earth. He thought of his master's words: "You can accumulate a large amount of assets without going down to the tomb." "It seems that the master is a god in the flood period, no wonder, after all, it is difficult to visit the ancient tombs in the famous mountains and rivers all the year round, and it is difficult to think about whether you are rich.

At this moment, the thief seemed to hear something, and ran out with an arrow.

Zhou Fei sighed, master, what are you doing?

The thief ran out, rushed up the elevator to the third floor, and grabbed the hand of a girl with vintage glasses in a trendy clothing store. Zhou Fei followed closely behind.

The girl was grabbed by his arm domineeringly, and she wanted to be angry but felt that the person in front of her was like a star, so she held back again.

Girl's inner activity (it should be the activity of the TV station.,This person seems to be the younger brother of Thor.,So lucky.。 I'm going to be on TV today, hahaha, Lin Lingru will start your performance. Something is wrong? I didn't see my brother, I didn't even have a decent camera, could it be that I was thinking too much? Excluding impossible events, the rest is a fact even if it is inconceivable. Hehe, I'm a little lucky!)

Thief Immortal: "I heard the music on your phone on the second floor, it's very good, can you listen to it for me?"

(Is this a naked pick-up, and you can hear the music I play, and I bring headphones!, but it's interesting? Is it that foreign guys are all accosted like this, and the creativity is good, I appreciate it.) ）

But the thief really heard the music in her headphones. It is the super-hot "Confession Balloon"

The girl put the headphones on for him, and the thief didn't say anything but listened carefully with his eyes closed, looping over and over again, and the two of them stood in the women's clothing store for more than ten minutes.

"And his songs?" asked the thief.

(Neurotic, let's have a limit, you can't really be an idiot, your phone is out of battery, come to my mother's place to rub high-quality lossless music and listen to it.) It's really unlucky, I thought I met a handsome guy to talk to, but I didn't expect to be a fool!)

But she still changed to sequential playback with a smile, she is a fan, and there are dozens of Jay Chou songs on her mobile phone.

The thief really listened to the song for half an hour under the girl's gaze, and the girl's expression changed greatly.

(No, it must be a whole person program on the TV station, and I want to maintain a good lady's image.) But this foreign brother is a psychopath, how can he listen to songs and his face is flushed. I'm really unlucky, I want to leave now, if I cut this section when it is broadcast, I will hack your program team on Weibo. But I haven't heard of any variety shows recently, extreme challenges, but how can he be a foreigner, he can't be an assistant guest. ）

"This is it!" the thief said in Jayron's voice.

Jay's voice has an indomitable enthusiasm, and it is the voice of the king who dominates the world and does not change his complexion.