Chapter 22: I'm going to have a big meal today
Looking at the grandparents and grandchildren who walked in noisily, Lu Xiaowei smiled slightly: "Uncle Li, I didn't expect your grandsons to be so old, you are less than fifty this year." ”
"Yes, forty-six, four to fifty years away. My kid was such a bastard, he had a child at the age of sixteen or seventeen, and I had to retire to take care of his child. My son is a bastard, my grandson is also a bastard, and I still don't like to eat when I'm more than four years old, so I buy a bunch of snacks every day to make ends meet. ”
Li Jitao said a little helplessly, and forcibly pulled the little guy with a tiger's head and a tiger's brain into the food and did not return: "Boss Xiao Lu, let's have a bowl of egg noodles first, and I'll let this little guy taste what delicious food is." ”
"Good. Lu Xiaowei smiled slightly and began to make egg noodles.
The little guy is still making a fuss: "Grandpa, just take me to have a snack, I really want to eat a snack, I don't want to eat, okay." ”
"Okay, but you have to eat a small bowl of egg noodles before you have a snack, otherwise grandpa won't buy you a snack. Li Jitao said sharply.
The little guy's head shook like a rattle: "Don't, don't, I don't want to eat, I don't eat a bowl, I just want to eat snacks." ”
"If you don't eat, don't think about snacking. Li Jitao said solemnly, without the slightest intention of compromise.
"Wow......" The little guy immediately cried, lay on the ground and began to roll: "I don't want to eat, I don't want to eat, I don't want to eat, I want to eat snacks, I want to eat snacks...... Woowoo...... Grandpa is bad, I don't want grandpa anymore. ”
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
Facing the cheating grandson, Li Jitao grabbed the little guy, took off his pants and started beating: "Either eat a small bowl of egg noodles, or grandpa will beat your butt swollen today." ”
Now the little guy was silent, sobbing and nodding: "I'll eat, don't hit grandpa." ”
"That's good. Li Jitao put down the little guy, said with a smile on his face, poured a glass of water and put it in front of the little guy: "You'll know after eating it later, the egg noodles made by Boss Xiao Lu are definitely better than snacks." ”
The little one pouted and didn't speak, but he looked incredulous, and stood there sulking with his head down.
Li Jitao ignored him and sat there looking at the quotation while waiting for the egg noodles.
After a while, Lu Xiaowei came over with a big bowl of egg noodles: "Uncle Li, your egg noodles are ready, I'll get you a small bowl." ”
"Thank you, Boss Xiaolu. Li Jitao salivated at the egg noodles in front of him, waited until Lu Xiaowei brought the small bowl over, and gave the little guy a small bowl of egg noodles: "Eat, grandpa will buy you snacks after eating." ”
"Really, grandpa?" asked the little one, teary-eyed.
Li Jitao snorted: "Grandpa doesn't count when he speaks, give me a good meal." ”
"Hmm. The little fellow answered honestly, bowed his head and reluctantly pulled a noodle and put it in his mouth, with a pained expression on his face, as if he had been given poison.
It was just a noodle entrance, the little guy was obviously stunned for a moment, and then ate it in a big gulp under Li Jitao's happy gaze, Li Jitao smiled slightly, and also lowered his head to eat.
Li Jitao had just eaten a few bites when he found a small bowl in front of him: "Grandpa, I still want it." ”
Li Jitao glared at him: "Didn't you say that you only eat one bowl and eat snacks next, why aren't you going to eat snacks?"
"This one is delicious. "The little one is honest.
Li Jitao smiled slightly, and pulled another bowl for him: "Grandpa has told you, this is definitely better than snacks, now I know that grandpa didn't lie to you." ”
"Nope. The little one nodded, and began to gulp again.
After a few minutes of hard work, another bowl of egg noodles was eaten, and the little guy's small bowl was handed over again, and Li Jitao pulled another bowl for him: "The last bowl, there will be no more after eating, look at your stomach is about to burst." ”
The little guy didn't say anything, and when he saw that the small bowl was full again, he immediately brought it over and continued to eat, and Li Jitao also hurriedly began to eat, deliberately speeding up.
When the little guy finished eating this small bowl, the egg noodles in Li Jitao's bowl were gone.
"Grandpa, I still want to eat. The little one's bowl was handed over again.
Li Jitao showed the empty bowl in front of him to the little guy: "No, I can't eat it." ”
"Let the boss make another bowl. "The little guy isn't stupid.
Li Jitao shook his head: "You have eaten too much, you can't eat any more, let's go, grandpa will buy you a small snack, and we will come over to eat it in the evening." ”
"I don't want to eat snacks, I want to eat egg noodles, snacks are not as good as egg noodles, I just want to eat egg noodles. The little guy made a fuss again, but the reason for the fuss this time had been reversed, which made Li Jitao speechless.
Li Jitao looked at his bulging little belly: "You see your belly is bulging like this, you can't eat it anymore, it's going to explode if you eat it again, let's go." ”
As he spoke, in the noise of the little guy, Li Jitao forcibly took the little guy away and did not return, Lu Xiaowei smiled slightly and continued to wait for the guests to come to the door.
Soon Tong Xiaoyun and Wang Rong of the Crescent Moon Costume came.
"For the first time, I felt that eating was such a thing to look forward to, and I used to think that getting off work was the most worth looking forward to, and I blamed the food made by Little Viagra for being so delicious. ”
"If we continue to eat like this, we will both become little fat people, and if we get off work early in the evening, we will go out to exercise, otherwise we will become fat girls sooner or later. ”
"Okay, little viagra, we're here, I still want scrambled eggs with tomatoes and rice, what do you want to eat, Rong Rong?"
"I'll also eat egg noodles. ”
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Looking at the young and beautiful Tong Xiaoyun and Wang Rong, Lu Xiaowei smiled slightly: "Okay, wait a minute, two beauties." ”
As soon as I was about to cook, I saw a police car coming outside, and the fat policeman Wang Bangzheng and the thin policeman Zhang Wenhui also came.
"If we eat again at noon today, it is estimated that we will have no living expenses this week, Wenhui, are you sure we still want to eat here?"
"Let's eat again, it's a big deal that we've been eating instant noodles for the next few days, and it's not like we haven't eaten it. ”
"Okay, since that's the case, then I'll give up my life to accompany the gentleman, and then accompany you to be extravagant, Boss Lu, I want a bowl of shredded meat noodles and more chili peppers. ”
"I also want shredded pork noodles, but I want it light, it's too spicy for me to eat. ”
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Lu Xiaowei responded with a smile and began to cook for the four people, and when the four of them left after eating, Lu Xiaowei saw Sun Yongbin rushing in in a hurry: "I'll take it, I'm really tired today, but fortunately, I finally signed that important contract." Xiao Lu, Brother Bin is going to have a big meal at noon today, and serve all the most expensive and delicious meat dishes in your store, no, two servings, Brother Bin wants to have a good meal. ”