Chapter 1o Adulterous Thieves

Xie Bi looked at the beauty next to him, couldn't help but be stunned, and said, "What, do you have anything else?"

Huang Yun said: "Heroes must be matched with beauties, I am willing to follow you, I ...... I'm willing to make you a junior. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info.com??"

Xie Bi smashed his mouth and said, "However, it is very hard to be a junior. ”

Huang Yun said: "It's okay, I can resist." The tone was firm.

Xie Bi pondered for a long time and shook his head: "No, I have always been a very dedicated person, how can I be towards Qin Duchu, it's not good!"

Huang Yun asked, "Aren't you going to think about it?"

Xie Bi shook his head again: "No, I have a headache." ”

Huang Yun flattened her mouth, tears flashed in her eyes, she suddenly sighed, and said faintly: "That...... You should send me home, right? She's a weak woman, it's so dark outside, people are scared!"

Xie Bi sighed and said, "Is your home far away?"

Huang Yun said: "It's not far, go down this mouse ridge, turn a corner, and you'll be there." ”

Xie Bi groaned: "Okay, then I'll send the Buddha to the West Heaven." ”

Huang Yun pursed her lips and smiled, suddenly raised her hand and pointed not far away, and shouted: "Brother Bi, look, oh, so many dead people, it's so terrifying!" she said, but there was great joy in her voice.

Xie Bi said: "Don't be afraid, these are corpses, they must be rats." Alas, so many dead people!"

Huang Yun pointed again and said, "Look, there is a bunch of flowers there, such beautiful flowers, so romantic!"

Xie Bi pursed his lips and whispered: "Isn't it just a few bitter cauliflowers, what's so romantic!"

Although he deliberately lowered his voice, Huang Yun still heard it and said, "Brother Bi, look at this hazy moonlight, these beautiful flowers, and these corpses everywhere...... It's not corpses, it's silent spectators, they're all here watching the two of us, like a wedding. Wow, the wedding is so beautiful!"

Xie Bi sighed and said, "You wait a while, I'll go and pick those withered bitter cauliflower flowers for you." ”

After a while, Xie Bi picked a large handful of withered wildflowers, and just after a few steps, he heard a voice in mid-air shouting: "Whore, where to go, look at the move!"

Xie Bi glanced at it slightly, and before he could see the person clearly, he felt a strong air current hit his cheeks, and the wind was like a knife. Xie Bi's martial arts are superb, and the artist is bold, and he has not put the future in his eyes, but he is still standing still, silently protecting his body.

There was a violent earthquake, and the three-foot fire in front of Xie Bi flashed, like a lightning bolt. When he looked at it again, one person took a few steps back and stood firmly. I could see it in the faint moonlight, but it was a black-faced man with a big waist and a round waist. looks like he is only in his thirties, but under this dark and rough face, he shows the vicissitudes of life. However, his eyes were bright.

This person's brocade clothes are decorated, slightly rich, with two locks of mustache and pockmarked face, more like a native old wealth. He let out a "huh" and said in a low voice: "What an insignificant little character, he actually has such skills, it's really awesome!"

Xie Bi said coldly: "Who are you, why are you plotting against me?"

The person who came sneered: "Plotting, Lao Tzu is blatantly killing people, boy, you should die!"

Xie Bi frowned and said, "You know me?"

The person who came snorted coldly: "You can really pretend! Who doesn't know that you are a big thief within a radius of 100 miles!"

Xie Bi couldn't help but be stunned and said, "Adulterous thief?"

"You're a mouse!"

Xie Bi suddenly smiled: "You think I'm a mouse?"

"Aren't you?"

Xie Bi shook his head: "I'm not." ”

The person laughed: "It's useless for you to pretend to be stupid, it's quiet at night, the moonlight is hazy, and it's on this mouse ridge, do you dare to say that you are not a mouse?"

Xie Bi was about to speak, when he suddenly heard Huang Yun say: "He's not! He's a good man, that is, the legendary righteous gentleman, just now he ...... He's peeking at me taking a shower!"

Xie Bideng's face turned red, and he argued: "I didn't peek, I looked face to face, and I was serious......"

The person who came snorted in his nose and said: "In the middle of the night, there is no one around, you are peeking at other people's yellow flower girls washing their cheeks? This is quite serious? Mouse, mouse, you are just a mouse, how did you do the sparrow business? Do you still want to be shameless? Do you want to say, you say!"

Xie Bi hurriedly said: "Brother, don't be impulsive first, and then calm down." Well, okay, now tell me, what do you want to say?"

The man said angrily: "Who is your brother of the mouse, what do I want to say, I have already told you, and you still ask? Are you really ...... Mouse!"

Xie Bi suddenly said, "I'm definitely not a mouse!"

At this time, Huang Yun said again: "Yes, he is not wrong. yes, he's a mouse? yes, he's not a mouse. yes......"

Xie Bi frowned and said, "What is the case? You say that, then am I a rat or not? I have made you confused! You say, am I a mouse?"

Huang Yun said: "Yes......"

Xie Bi was obviously a little angry, and said, "That's right, I'm really defeated by you! Honestly, am I a mouse?"

Huang Yun seemed stunned and said, "I'...... I don't know. ”

Xie Bi gritted his teeth and said, "Think about it again!"

The person who came suddenly shouted: "Okay, you two don't act, don't you win?" Mouse, Lao Tzu told you, you are doing a lot of evil, and you will not be allowed to hit me Huang Someone's hands today!"

Xie Bi sneered: "So what?"

The person said coldly: "There is only one way to die!"

Xie Bi gritted his teeth, suddenly turned his head to look at Huang Yun, and said, "Xiao Huang, have you thought about it?"

Huang Yun rolled her eyes, pursed her lips and said, "Yes, Brother Bi, are you a rat or not, say it quickly, people are about to be driven crazy by you!"

Xie Bi's eyelids fell, and he said angrily: "You can do it, I will obey you." Okay, I am, am I not good yet?"

Someone suddenly said, "No!"

Xie Bi couldn't help but be stunned: "You...... What do you mean?"

The person who came said categorically: "In just one meaning, Your Excellency can never be the rat that everyone shouts and beats, because ......"

Xie Bi smiled bitterly: "Huang someone, you are changing too fast, I will become Your Excellency at this time?"

Come to the human: "Yes, Your Excellency is Your Excellency, this is not something that can be pretended to be if you want to, you just have this temperament." ”

Xie Bi said, "Oh?"

"If I think about it carefully, I am convinced that Your Excellency must be the long-lost beloved. ”

Xie Bi said: "You...... Do you really think so?"

The person who came didn't answer, but walked a few steps, poofed, knelt on the ground, and then hugged his fists: "Under Huang Kui, meet Your Excellency!"

Xie Bi raised his eyebrows and was stunned, and said, "What are you doing?"

The person who came stood up and hugged his fists and said: "In Xia, Huang Kui has deeply felt that Your Excellency is by no means that obscene and shameless rat, because Your Excellency has an aristocratic atmosphere. ”

Xie Bi smiled slightly: "It's still aristocratic, huh...... Yes, I am indeed a single aristocrat, also known as a single dog. ”

Huang Kui didn't seem to hear this, stepped forward, and said, "Your Excellency, let's go?"

Xie Bi was surprised and said, "Where are you going?"

Huang Kui said: "I have something important I want to ask your Excellency for help, and I hope Your Excellency must agree, please!"

Xie Bi turned around and said, "We don't know anything about our lives, I won't go." ”

Seeing this, Huang Kui hurriedly said: "Don't, don't go, didn't I tell you everything, my name is Huang Kui." ”

Xie Bi suddenly smiled and said, "Just because your name is Huang Kui, am I going to go with you?"

Huang Kui scratched the back of his head and said, "I still have a reason, I ......" Speaking of this, he glanced at Huang Yun not far away, and continued: "This girl, please say a few kind words for me in front of Your Excellency, can you? After the matter is completed, Huang will be thanked!"

Huang Yun smiled and said, "This gentleman, don't call me Your Excellency Brother Bi, he has a name, he ......"

Huang Kui seemed to be taken aback, and said, "Is he your brother......?" He is the sword god Xie Bi Xie Daxia?"

"Of course. Huang Yun's face was arrogant.

Xie Bi looked at Huang Kui's face, as if he had guessed something, and hurriedly said, "I just met this girl for the first time, and I have already ......."

Before he finished speaking, Huang Kui also seemed to understand what he was going to say, and took the first step and said, "You have a family?"

Xie Bi suddenly looked embarrassed for no reason, and said, "Also, it's not ...... She was my confidante. ”

It turns out that Brother Bi has not yet married.

Huang Yun's heart moved, and she suddenly pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "That's okay, you don't need to be responsible for her." ”

Xie Bi said: "However, I can't be separated from her anymore, because ......"

Huang Yun said eagerly: "Brother Bi, don't think about it so much, you didn't do anything wrong, she took the initiative to send it to the door, what can you do." Brother, did she seduce you? She's so shameless, she's really cheap, cheap!"

Xie Bi said: "I can't say that, after all, we have been together for so long......"

Huang Yun intercepted and said: "Brother Bi, you just have a good heart, is a woman like her still worth your kind of this? She really embarrasses women, how can she be like this! She is simply a sassy fox, willing to be cheap, and let men make cheap money for nothing." Let me tell you, Brother Bi, I despise her, really, I despise her! Day or night, whatever you want, I'm always there -- what, what's your expression, Brother Bi? Don't you believe it, what I'm telling you the truth, I'm ...... I just think you're a nice person. ”

Xie Bi smiled faintly: "However, the two of us are also very good, she is interesting to me, and I ...... to her."

Huang Yun looked like she hated iron but not steel, and said coquettishly: "Brother Bi, why are you so kind, men are not bad and women are not loved, you know? She is interesting to you? I tell you, she is seducing you, do you know? She is a, do you know? You ignore her, I am good to you, I will go wherever you go." I was born as your person, and death was your ghost, I don't want to be called Huang Yun anymore, I really want to be called Xie Huang, but ...... You don't want me, I ...... Am I not pretty?"

Xie Bi hurriedly said: "No, it's just that the skin is a little ......."

Huang Yun said: "Brother Bi, you know, I just took a shower, and I haven't had time to put on makeup! When you look at it then, it's absolutely punctual! Really, I don't lie to you, my makeup is top-notch. ”

When she said this, seeing that Xie Bijun was not moved by her words, it was obvious that she was psychologically unbalanced, because her voice unconsciously raised the decibels: "Brother Bi, what I said is true, I can make up an ugly monster who is too ugly to be ugly to become a peerless beauty, do you believe it?"

Xie Bi smiled: "Of course." ”

Huang Yun could hear the insincerity in Xie Bi's words, and said: "Brother Bi, we are all yellow people, you still want fair skin, these are all makeup, they are all artificial beauties, and there are a few people with really white skin in real life!"

Xie Bi said: "But...... I see some women who are fair and shiny, just good-looking, and very sexy, just ......"

Huang Yun chuckled: "Brother Bi, you are so funny!"

Xie Bi was stunned and said, "Am I funny?"

Huang Yun said: "It's funny! They are all wearing stockings, of course they are very white." Brother Bi, isn't it just a stocking, is it that good-looking?"

Xie Bi's smile was a little confused, and he said, "It's good." They weren't wearing stockings, though, and I could tell because ......"

Huang Yun chuckled and took over the conversation: "They are wearing invisible stockings, of course you can't see it." ”

Xie Bi couldn't help but be stunned: "Stockings are also invisible?"

Huang Yun said: "Of course there is, you can buy it in many places." ”

Xie Bi let out an "oh" and said, "Where is it sold?"

Before Huang Yun could speak, she heard Huang Kui say, "I'll sell it." Mr. Sword God, do you really want it?"