Chapter 92: Two Unlucky Eggs
Anyone who has read "Journey to the West" knows what kind of place Fangcun Mountain is, but so what, it's just a mountain name, and you will only be stupid to compare with Li Kang.
Therefore, the name 'Fangcun Mountain' was unanimously approved without exception.
satisfied half of the bad taste, Li Kang simply let it go once and satisfied the remaining half.
Canglang Langlang pulled out his sword and wrote two lines of big characters on a big stone on the side of the road:
Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, three-star oblique moon cave!
After writing in one breath, Li Kang stopped and tasted it quite complacently, touched his chin with his left hand, and nodded again and again.
At this time, the expected sycophant came as promised.
"Good words, good words!"
"The pen walks the dragon and snake, showing the meaning of flying!"
"If you want me to say, this sentence is a good sentence! The atmosphere is magnificent, and there is an ethereal realm of dust removal. It's quite a legacy of Li Taibai..."
"Oh, I can't imagine that the lord is both civil and martial, this word, this verse, this swordsmanship, everything can be called a master!"
"Yes, yes, yes..."
Li Kang, who was slapped with sycophants, was a little fluttery, but fortunately, his skin was as thick as a city wall, and he would not get goosebumps.
Of course, not everyone is saying flattering words, the only one on the scene who has heard the original Journey to the West Hu Zhibin did not make a sound, he is not because of his excellent temperament and disdain to fall into the vulgar stream, he is just afraid that he will not be able to help laughing after he speaks, it is really uncomfortable.
[If I'm not mistaken, the original work seems to be 'Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Leaning Moon Three-Star Cave'. Do you want to remind the lord?]
Hu Zhibin was entangled in his heart, and secretly glanced at the sword that Li Kang held in his right hand that had not yet been sheathed, and couldn't help but tremble, for the sake of his own life, it was better to honestly put it in his stomach.
Zhang Xian has been looking for opportunities to communicate with Hu Zhibin from time to time recently, so that he can cooperate happily in the 11th regiment, so Hu Zhibin's reaction is abnormal, and he was the first to find out.
"What's the matter? your face is so ugly!" Zhang Xian turned his head and asked Hu Zhibin in a low voice.
"No..." almost couldn't hold back, Hu Zhibin hurriedly shut up, just shook his head to show that he was fine.
"It's okay. Don't worry about anything in the future, they are all colleagues, and you can help each other by speaking out!" Zhang Xian didn't care about Hu Zhibin's attitude, and still said with a smile.
After a period of buffering, Hu Zhibin gradually controlled the urge to laugh, smiled at Zhang Xian in a friendly manner, and said: "If there is trouble, I will definitely trouble the commander in the future, and I hope that the commander will not dislike it when the time comes!"
"Which, they are all brothers of the same regiment, and only by helping each other can we better clear the small night for the lord, and deter the ministers, and open their mouths directly in the future, don't say anything if they are too outside!" Zhang Xian patted his chest proudly and said.
"Yes, yes, what the commander said is very true!" Hu Zhibin echoed very cooperatively.
"Since you know that it is, why did you forget it so quickly?" Zhang Xian deliberately made a straight face and said, "You are still called 'Commander Envoy'?" "If I make a big noise, I will call you Brother Hu, what about you, in private, just call me Brother Zhang." ”
"It's... Isn't it a mess of identity?"
"This, this, this... What is this?" Zhang Xian grinned and put his hand on Hu Zhibin's shoulder, waved his hand, and said, "It's decided!"
"This..."
"Huh?"
"Okay! Brother Zhang!" Hu Zhibin was 'forced to obey Zhang Xian's wishes', in fact, he was still very satisfied with Zhang Xian's character.
"That's right!" Zhang Xian was very happy.
"What are you two struggling with, keep up!" At this moment, Yue Fei's voice came from ahead.
The two looked at each other, smiled knowingly, and then quickly followed.
On a platform halfway up the mountain, an arrow tower stands quietly.
The two unlucky guys who were arranged to stand guard in the arrow tower in the middle of the mountain during the Chinese New Year were bored and leaning on the corner of the wall to brag and fart, and complained about their bosses by the way.
Who would have thought that Li Kang would take a group of people to run up to watch the scenery at this time, and it is not a trivial matter to be caught lazy, to put it mildly, it is completely possible to be pulled out and beheaded for the crime of 'dereliction of duty and mistaken military aircraft', and now there is one more crime of 'slandering Shangguan', and now you have to peel off your skin if you don't die.
The others are all false, and the object of their complaint is also in a group of people behind Li Kang, who is staring at them with a dark face at the moment, that gaze is almost cannibalistic, obviously the bad words they just said were caught by the main owner, this is the most damn thing.
Li Kang looked at the two frightened pale guys in front of him, although he felt that the two people who were trembling were very pitiful, but he never thought they were innocent.
Li Kang looked at a young officer next to Zhou Bi expressionlessly, who was the object of the two sentinels' complaints, and said lightly: "Fei Ge, your subordinates, you handle it yourself!"
"No!" Fei Ge, who had just been promoted to the commander of the second battalion of the 11th Regiment, responded to Li Kang with a calm face, then turned to the two 'culprits' and scolded: "What are you doing here! Why don't you hurry up and get where you should be! After the change of guard, you will go to the gendarmerie to receive the punishment!" Speaking of this, he turned his head to look at one of his partners, Gao Peilin, the second battalion governor, and continued, "Forty military sticks for one person, three days of confinement, to set an example! If there is a next time, I will not be spared!"
"Thank you for your kindness! Thank you for your kindness!" The two of them were immediately overjoyed and thanked.
"Get out!" Fei Ge shook his hand impatiently, and after the two left, he bowed to Li Kang and retreated silently.
Li Kang was noncommittal, as if nothing had happened, a smile appeared on his face again, and he took the lead towards the arrow tower.
Zhang Xian walked to Fei Ge's side with a smile, patted him on the shoulder, and said easily: "Don't worry, you handled it very well!"
Sure enough, Fei Ge's tense face instantly relaxed, he was worried that he would leave a bad impression in Li Kang's heart.
It's just that he doesn't know, in fact, no matter how he deals with it, Li Kang doesn't care, all Li Kang cares about is whether it will serve as a wake-up call, so that the soldiers will not make the same mistakes again.
"With the words of adults, it is much more comfortable to be despicable!"
"Hehe..."Zhang Xian smiled, "Let's go!"
Since coming to the new world, Li Kang has never had the experience of climbing high and looking far, and the feeling of living in a high-rise building in the old world has gradually blurred.
Therefore, when he climbed to the top of the arrow tower and looked into the distance, a completely different feeling from looking down from the tall building before came to life.
Looking down on all beings?
[This is only halfway up the mountain, what about the top of the mountain? This is just a small mountain, what about the higher peaks?] Li Kang couldn't help but look up, and said domineeringly: "One day, I will be at the top of the mountain, and I can see all the mountains at a glance!"