"It seems that it's gone, this aunt is finally gone, huh~"

Suning let out a long sigh, looking at Mu Qingyun in front of him and didn't know what to say. How could he meet such a family's funny!

"Is your mother like this at home?" Suning looked sympathetically at Mu Qingyun, whose buttocks were swollen.

"Hey, I'm stupid, why don't you speak?"

"Hey, hey?"

"Looks really stupid, poor boy. ”

Just when Suning got carried away, he didn't notice the cunning look in the eyes of Mu Qingyun's lowered head.

"Hehehe......"

"Who's talking?"

"Auntie is old, and it's really embarrassing to occasionally fall asleep. ”

Mu Qingyun's mother's voice suddenly came, causing a cold sweat to rise on Suning's back. Oh my god, why is this little fairy still here?

"Didn't you always know!"

Mu Qingyun's face was serious, and there was no schadenfreude at all. Looking at Suning's eyes very serious, he said fiercely: "Suning! Although you are my eldest brother, I will not allow you to slander my mother like this! My mother is the cutest little fairy in the world! You can't say that about her! If you say this again, you will no longer be my eldest brother!"

“......”

I don't feel sorry for you, it makes me feel like I don't want you to be my little brother.

"That, fairy sister ......"

"Sister Fairy, that's a good name, son, you'll call me Sister Fairy in the future, and you'll be spanked a hundred times at a time." ”

"Ah, mother......"

"Huh?"

"No, fairy sister, everything you say is right, as long as you are happy. Mu Qingyun gave up his dignity very unprincipledly.

"And you, for the sake of your good name, this fairy sister will spare you. Sister Fairy said very happily.

"Okay, Sister Fairy, do you want to take a look at this project?" said Suning humiliatingly.

"Don't look at it, it's a bit tricky on my side. There are actually four Xuan Shengs besieging this fairy sister! This fairy sister is angry, I want to recall the incarnation outside my body and fight seriously, let my son bring it back to me. Sister Fairy replied easily.

"Four...... Xuan Sheng ...... "Suning almost froze.

Is this still a person, besieged by the four Xuan Sages, and still in the mood to summon an out-of-body incarnation to beat her son?

"You waited here for me to come over, did you know?"

"Oh, got it......" Mu Qingyun said obediently.

"This is a good boy, come, pon, one. ”

"Sister Fairy, you can have a snack, that's the four Xuan Saints!" Suning couldn't help but remind.

The four Xuan Saints are simply terrifying. The strongest person Suning has seen now is Lao Wang, and it is estimated that he can beat two or three Xuan Shengs in his current state.

This woman is fighting against four Xuan Saints at the same time?

"It's just four, I think that when my sister and I singled out six Xuan Sheng, I let me get out of the whole body, just these old guys. Hey, no, why is this old guy here.

No, don't talk about it, I'm going to run away......"

“......”

The living room returned to quiet, and Suning looked at Mu Qingyun who still hadn't spoken with a speechless face, could it be that the fairy sister hadn't left yet?

“3，2，1！”

"What are you doing?"

"Whew, let's go!Hahaha, what a little fairy, they're almost a thousand years old, and they say that they are little fairies, I'm really not ashamed!"

Mu Qingyun got up from the ground without the slightest embarrassment, and seemed to have been accustomed to it for a long time. Moreover, with this vigorous movement, where can I see the slightest sign of injury?

"Didn't you just get beaten like your grandson, so soon?"

Suning was a little surprised, he was worthy of being a child of a family, and how many elixirs he carried with him.

"Hehe, big brother, you don't understand. You have to pay attention to a skill when you are beaten, you know? I am also my mother's son, how can she be willing to beat me to death. Isn't her purpose to make me hurt and have a long memory!

So, when my mother hit me tentatively for the first time, I screamed as if I had been beaten to death if I tried again.

At that time, my mother will wonder if she has hit hard, and the next slap will naturally weaken in strength. If the second slap still hurts, and so on.

But this method can't be used too much, and my mother will see it if there is more. That's when I need to control the rhythm, sometimes howling wildly, sometimes keeping my mouth shut. In this way, my mother will not be able to tell whether I am in pain or not, and in the end, of course, I will control it within the range I can bear.

Then when my mother finished fighting, she kept wailing, and my mother would give me a lot of good things if she was soft-hearted!

I call this scheme the art of being beaten!

"The art of being beaten, brain-dead children have a lot of fun......" Suning shook his head secretly, and when it came to a critical hit, "Don't envy, my mother never beats me." ”

"......" Mu Qingyun was silent, and then said angrily, "Okay, the same world and the same mother!"

"Well, I finally escaped, Xiao Yunyun, when I heard your art just now, I felt a lot of emotion for my mother. It's better to wait for my mother to go home, and let's have a good discussion about art!"

The voice in the void came again, and I saw Mu Qingyun trembling all over, and his legs were trembling constantly. It's a big game now, and I've completely put myself into the routine!

"No, I've changed my mind!" said the fairy sister suddenly.

"Ah, fairy sister, I knew you were reluctant to beat me!" Mu Qingyun looked excited.

"Damn kraft candy, these people are catching up again! I decided to fight now! If I can't run away, I can't spank my lovely son's ass!"

“...... , eldest sister, you better hurry up and run for your life!" Suning had nothing to say to this pair of living treasure mother and son.

What kind of art is being beaten, your mother hurts you and you don't know how to hurt you, she is smart and self-restrained!

"Bang Bang!"

"Whoa!"

"Bang Bang!"

"Woooooo

The poor artist, who was beaten by his mother and cried bitterly on the ground, his ass seemed to be padded with ten pieces of silicone, which was extremely spectacular.

"Sister Ben Immortal is gone, don't speak ill of me behind me. ”

“......”

After the fairy sister left, Suning didn't speak for a long time, leaving Mu Qingyun to wail alone.

"In the future, will you still pretend to be forced?"

It took a long time before Suning dared to speak.

"Don't pretend, don't pretend anymore, pretend to be too much and your ass hurts......"

“...... Poor baby. ”

Suning felt a burst of pity, this poor child has lived in such a fiery environment since he was a child. has such a funny mother, so it's no wonder that he looks like such a funny person.