Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Fat Immortal
Under the big mulberry tree in Beiwang Town, Liu Jiren was bored and leaned there with nothing to do, after dinner, he remembered the agreement of the big fat man, and he had already come here to wait, and after half a cup of tea, he still saw that the strange-looking man did not come, and he couldn't help but feel a little anxious.
Not long after, the figure of a fat man appeared at the entrance of Taihe North Street in the town, and the big knife had been carried on his shoulder, and he was still holding a roast leg of mutton in the left back and walking under the big mulberry tree where Liu Jiren was located.
"Little fat man, keep the promise. ”
"That's natural, but you're too unreliable, big fat man, I'll wait for you for a while. ”
"Isn't there something wrong with me, if you delay for a while, don't worry about it, little fat man. ”
"Tell me, where is Mr. Bu locked up by you?"
The fat man smiled, "Little fat man, you follow me, we talk on the way." ”
Watching the tall fat man walk outside the town, Liu Jiren was a little worried and didn't follow. Seeing that Liu Jiren behind him didn't follow him, he turned around and said to him, "What's the matter, little fat man?
Liu Jiren said without showing weakness: "Hmph, who is afraid." ”
Seeing Liu Jiren pretending to be fearless, the fat man smiled and said to him: "Little fat man, follow quickly, I'm afraid you won't dare to leave when it gets dark for a while." ”
When Liu Jiren heard this, he immediately ran to the fat man's side and followed the fat man, and the fat man didn't talk when he saw it, and gnawed on the roast lamb leg in his hand.
Out of the town, the fat man put down the leg of mutton in his hand, looked at Liu Jiren and asked, "Little fat man, what's your name?"
Liu Jiren frowned, and said to the big fat man, "Can I have a request before I answer you?"
Hearing Liu Jiren's words, the fat man smiled and replied, "You say come and listen." ”
"From now on, can you stop calling me little fatty? After all, I am so handsome and dashing, and this word does not match. Liu Jiren said with a serious face.
The fat man looked at Liu Jiren's serious appearance and felt very funny, but he didn't expect Liu Jiren to be not only fat but also so unconscious, he was really a strange person who didn't want to be a good student, but he had a very good appetite for himself, the fat man thought about it, and said to Liu Jiren with a smile: "Okay, little fat man." ”
Liu Jiren frowned again, and the fat man coughed and said with a calm smile: "Well, you can say it." ”
Liu Jiren said: "My name is Liu Jiren, the Ji of Uncle Ji, a person who is alive. How's that? Doesn't it sound like a heroic look?"
The big fat man didn't dare to look at Liu Jiren's serious eyes, took a bite of the leg of mutton and said, "Do you want to take a bite?" After speaking, he stretched out the leg of mutton to Liu Jiren.
"Forget it, a handsome person like me can't eat something so smelly. Liu Jiren looked at the fat man and said.
The fat man felt that he couldn't talk anymore, and said: "Let's hurry up, I'm afraid that you are talking, delay, and the fortune teller will die in a while." ”
"Oh, let's hurry up then. Liu Jiren said.
Don't speak, continue to move forward, walk to the foot of Beishan Mountain, go up the mountain is a road to the town people often go, there is a small Taoist temple on the mountain, and the town fortune teller Mr. Bu is from this Taoist temple, Liu Jiren saw that the fat man did not speak and led him up the mountain, and asked strangely: "Are we going to the Taoist temple?"
"Well, the fortune teller is in the view, but I'm locked up inside. The fat man said.
Liu Jiren let out an 'oh' in understanding, and then remembered something and asked the fat man who had eaten the leg of mutton in front of him, "Can I know your name?"
The fat man turned to look at Liu Jiren, thought for a while and said: "My name seems to be Pei Wu, but no one has called me by this name for many years, and the people I know above either call me a knife fat man, or call me a knife senior, but people like you who don't know me should call me a big fat man behind my back, right?"
After listening to this, Liu Jiren seemed to understand, and said to the fat man without any anger: "In this way, then I will call you Pei Fatzi from now on." ”
Pei Wu said with a smile: "As you please." After saying that, he walked to the front.
Liu Jiren behind him said happily: "Okay, Pei Fatzi." ”
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After the tea kung fu, the two came to the small Taoist temple, it was not the fifteenth day of the first month, but no one would come here to worship and seek marriage, looking at the door when it was locked, Liu Jiren glanced at Pei Wu and asked: "How do we get in?"
"Fly in!"
"What?" Before Liu Jiren could react, Pei Wu had already grabbed his shoulder, and just like that, the flat flying dragon rose, already two feet above the ground, and stopped in mid-air, Liu Jiren only felt that he was like being lifted from the soles of his feet by a gust of wind just now, and he was in mid-air higher than the courtyard wall, and he was very surprised in his heart, but he was not afraid, and looked at Pei Wu with surprised eyes, with an expression of adoration.
Pei Wu found that Liu Jiren was not afraid at all, and looked at him with hot eyes, he was quite surprised, and then asked, "Are you not afraid?"
If ordinary mortals were mentioned in the air without warning like this, their souls would definitely be frightened, but they found that this Liu Jiren was very different, and he took a look at his qualifications on his shoulder just now, which was a good thing, but it was a year or two late.
Liu Jiren looked at Pei Wu and asked him like this, he shook his head and said, "You are here, I'm afraid of a hammer." ”
When Pei Wu heard him speak like this, he smiled appreciatively and nodded, "Extraordinary, interesting." ”
The two flew into the air and crossed the high wall, Pei Wu carried Liu Jiren to the ground, let go of his hand and walked to the courtyard in the view, Liu Jiren hurriedly followed him, and suddenly stopped him and said: "Pei Fatzi, I decided not to call you like this in the future." ”
When Pei Wu heard this, he felt very interesting, turned around and looked at Liu Jiren meaningfully and asked, "What is that called?"
"I decided to call it Fat Immortal after that, what do you think?" Liu Jiren walked up to Pei Wu and said.
When Pei Wu heard this, he quipped: "I'm not your ancestor." ”
When Liu Jiren heard this, he hurriedly said: "Ahh ”
"Oh, why is it called that. Pei Wu looked at Liu Jiren with a smile, quite interesting.
"Aren't you an immortal if you can fly?" Liu Jiren said as he looked at Pei Wu with a puzzled expression.
Pei Wu smiled, turned around and walked inside, and then said, "I'm not an immortal, you might as well call me Pei Fatty." ”
Liu Jiren nodded and said, "Okay, Fat Pei." ”
Entering the backyard of the small Taoist temple, the two walked directly to the middle of the wing, and entered the wing room Liu Jiren looked at a person in the hall of the wing, who was hung upside down in the air, only to see that the person was tied strongly, and his mouth was stuffed with a cloth, blocking his mouth.
Liu Jiren looked at Mr. Bu who was hanging, hurriedly walked over, looked at his situation, and saw Mr. Bu in tears, swaying bitterly, as if begging Pei Wu.
Liu Jiren saw Mr. Bu and hurriedly begged: "Pei Fatzi, put him down, anyway, you said that you are half a good person." ”
Pei Wu heard Liu Jiren say this, smiled, and clicked on the rope that tied Mr. Bu, the rope was naturally disconnected, and Mr. Bu fell straight down like this, scared him to whine, only to see Pei Wu slap at the place where he fell, Mr. Bu was slowly 'blown' to the side, Liu Jiren hurriedly stepped forward and untied the rope on his body, after Mr. Bu was untied, he knelt on the ground, kept bowing his head to thank Liu Jiren, and then knelt down to Pei Wu, and kept begging him to let him go.
Liu Jiren didn't understand when he heard this, and asked Pei Wu what the situation was.
Pei Wu looked at Mr. Bu who was kneeling on the ground begging for mercy, looked at Liu Jiren and said casually: "This person is a god stick at all, this morning I happened to pass by here, met this person, I have to give me a hexagram, what do I Yintang blackened, the body is stained with anger, and there will be a bloody disaster in the near future, even if I am lucky enough to escape, without his interpretation of the hexagram, I will not live to the age of life, isn't this nonsense, but I am already old, just open my eyes and say nonsense, I will teach a lesson, and then you also know." ”
When Liu Jiren heard Pei Wu say this, he looked at Pei Wu in surprise and said, "What?
Pei Wu said indifferently: "I don't want to die or it's really hard to die, I can't say that if I don't die, because my life is counted." ”
Seeing Pei Wu before is like the immortal spell mentioned in the book, Liu Jiren really dared to believe that this fat man didn't tell a lie.