Chapter 53: A fool's life is good
"That's right, that's right, it's the three-element demon toad, it's definitely an adult, and it's able to eat such a big centipede, it seems that the poison sac in the body has accumulated a lot of toxins......"
The white-bearded old man swiped his finger across the screen of his phone, and then opened a video of the big centipede devouring the big centipede in a flower pot.
This old man Shen Jiming has seen it, it is the one who sold magic beans last month, and the two once had a simple exchange.
The video was very short, but it was more than ten seconds, and the old man quickly watched it, and then returned the phone to Shen Jiming and said with a smile: "Little brother, is this demon toad on you?"
Shen Jiming nodded.
"Can you show it to us?" the old man's face turned excited.
Shen Jiming involuntarily glanced at the woman, who glared and said, "What do you see me doing? You can sell it if you want, and it's not an unsightly thing?"
Shen Jiming felt that what the woman said was right, whether it was a mule or a horse, it had to be pulled out to slip around, and his purpose this time was this, so he pulled out his backpack and took out a black and dirty crockpot, untied the rope and carefully opened the lid.
"Goo Wow~" With a pleasant toad cry, a fist-sized three-legged toad with a golden body and three patterns on its back jumped out and landed on the woman's stall, a long tongue suddenly stretched out and rolled a bottle of light blue magic water into his mouth, and then swallowed it with a choked neck.
it!
The cold sweat on Shen Jiming's forehead broke out instantly, and he quickly reached out and held down the three-legged toad, and broke the toad's big mouth with his fingers and pulled it inside.
Looking at Shen Jiming's movements, the faces of the white-bearded old man and the fat man, who were originally surprised and excited, suddenly turned extremely dark, even the woman's eyes were round, and it is estimated that the mouth under the face towel was also wide open, because through her eyes, it could be seen that her expression was very rich.
But obviously, this toad that can only be called a demonic beast is not an ordinary lazy toad, and he was extremely angry at Shen Jiming's rough movements, his body suddenly bulged, and three bright liquids of red, yellow and blue erupted from the pimples all over his body, instantly turning into a colorful mist in the air and enveloping Shen Jiming.
In fact, at the moment when the liquid squirted out, the woman, the fat man, and the white-bearded old man couldn't help but exclaim almost simultaneously and dispersed, leaving only Shen Jiming, who was holding on to the toad, alone.
Shen Jiming suddenly inhaled a mouthful of colored mist, and suddenly felt that there was a dense lightning explosion in his head, his eyes completely lost his vision, and his eyes were full of colorful small stars, and at the same time, he felt a rich fragrance coming to his nose, and he seemed to be in a sea full of all kinds of strange flowers in a daze.
These flowers were as big as millstones, some of them had legs and teeth, and some of them even kept coming out of them, and all kinds of women with three heads and six arms and no clothes were crowded towards him......
It's not good, Lao Tzu is poisoned!
In a daze, Shen Jiming immediately understood his situation, but he endured the dizziness and stuffed the toad into the jar with his feelings, and then closed the lid, and then sat on the ground and focused all his attention on his head, because he felt that his head was like a pressure cooker at this time, and there was a huge pressure that seemed to be about to burst his brain, and the white light was like a vortex that was spinning wildly, slowly rolling those colorful lightning bolts in.
Because of the movement made by the Sanyuan Demon Toad make the entire stone hall agitated, except for the woman wearing a face towel, the fat man and the old man who stood a few meters away from Shen Jiming and looked at him directly, the rest of the people who were setting up stalls and buying things all gathered around.
Although these people don't seem to deal with or communicate much, they can't help but start whispering to each other at this time.
"This guy won't be poisoned to death!" said the fat man's face with a hint of surprise.
"Probably not, he looks like he's resisting toad venom!" the white-bearded old man shook his head with a serious face.
"Hmph, it's so stupid, it's normal to die!" a cold glint appeared in the woman's eyes.
"How are we going to distribute this toad in a moment?" the fat man asked in a low voice.
"Almost all of the value of this three-element demon toad is on the poison sac, but just now, it is estimated that the toxin is less than half, and the value is greatly reduced, unless you can get something to raise for a few more years, otherwise it is a little more than worth the loss to buy according to the mature demon toad. The white-bearded old man said.
"In addition to opening the poison sac, this skin is also worth a lot of money! Although the fat man also had some regrets, he couldn't help but say.
"Don't think about it, this demon toad is mine!" the masked woman said coldly.
"Huangfu Mingyue, in this exchange, everything relies on star coins to speak, you don't expect to rob it, otherwise the Silver Moon Club will confiscate your invitation card, don't forget the rules here!" the fat man said with his teeth bared at his back.
"I don't rob it, but it's mine, because it ate a bottle of my Forgetfulness Magic Water, and this guy must not be able to afford it!"
The white-bearded old man and the fat man immediately wilted, and they both sighed in unison after looking at each other.
Shen Jiming sat for half an hour, and under the absorption of the white light in his head, the lightning became weaker and weaker, and the illusion slowly faded from his feelings, and finally suddenly opened his eyes.
But by the time he opened his eyes, the crowd around him had largely dispersed, and some of them had begun to pack their things and prepare to leave.
"The second fool has a good life, he was not poisoned, but next time he may not have such good luck!" the woman still knelt in front of the stall and looked at him, while the old man with the white beard and the fat man had already left.
"What's going on, is the time up?" asked Shen Jiming in surprise.
"The bell has already been ringed once, and it will be over in a few minutes!" the woman said as she stared at the small jar beside Shen Jiming.
Shen Jiming hurriedly pressed the lid of the small jar tightly, and then said with an apologetic face: "I'm sorry, I ate a bottle of potion from you, can you see how much money you should pay?"
"You don't have to lose money, you can't afford to lose it, just give me this three-element demon toad of yours!" the woman said lightly.
Shen Jiming was stunned for a moment and said, "You are taking advantage of the fire to rob, although I don't know how much your potion is, but this toad is definitely worth more than your potion." ”
"Not bad!" the woman nodded.
"Then why should I give it to you!" Shen Jiming couldn't help but pout.
"Because you don't have a choice, if you eat my potion, you must pay me!"
"I can sell it and pay you star coins!I think that fat man and old man must be very interested, and besides, since your magic water is put out to sell, there must be a fixed price, and different people can't sell it at different prices, right?" Shen Jiming stood up holding the jar.
"If you go to them, you will take advantage of the fire to rob, at most you will buy it for the price of my bottle of magic water, and you still won't get anything! Also, this trade fair will end soon, and no one will protect you when you leave the Silver Moon Club, if you don't dispose of it here, I'm afraid someone will attack you, maybe I'll see your body in the Funan River tomorrow!"
Shen Jiming suddenly sweated on his forehead.