Jixiang hasn't been very happy lately, not because Ruyi still spends most of his day in front of the tombstone of the old rich and noble, not because the little guy is disobedient and not well-behaved, but because there is a guy with a fat head and big ears, which makes it very annoying.

If it weren't for Jixiang's clear that the little guy was safe here, he might have just taken the little guy out of here.

Of course, it's not just auspiciousness that is troubled, but all the people who live in this temple now are worrying.

For example, when Xun'er is cooking, the face of a fat man will suddenly appear on the range hood in the kitchen, and then he will ask you what are you eating tonight?

The Buddha and the monk also returned from the place of self-enlightenment yesterday, but the two did not get a chance to rest.

Sometimes when the Buddha meditates, he will find that the fat man's face is on his futon, which makes the Buddha embarrassed for a while and does not know whether to sit down or not.

When the monk tastes tea, the face of the fat man will also appear on the coffee table, once the monk is entering an atmosphere of tea tasting, the face of the fat man suddenly appears, and the monk unceremoniously splashed a pot of boiling water, and then the monk in the temple came with a burst of "wow wow wow" screams.

The fat man is entering a state of pondering, which everyone in the temple knows very well, so everyone chooses the corresponding restraint, as long as they are not particularly disgusted, everyone can pretend not to see it.

But this behavior of the fat man gradually has a tendency to become more serious, for example, there is a fruit tree in the small temple, and now that it is winter, it is naturally impossible for the tree to have any fruit, but suddenly I woke up in the morning, and the tree was full of fat man's head, dense.

Some are grieving, some are singing, some are laughing, some are crying, some are screaming, some are laughing.

In short, the Buddha who got up that morning almost took out his firewood knife and split the tree directly.

The fat man has obviously stayed in the temple and never come out, and he is still contemplating the Sanqing statue, but his figure has begun to be everywhere.

On the night of this day, the monk and the Buddha drank tea, the two had just finished reading the message sent back by Su Bai, the falling train, the disabled Qin soldiers, and the bodies of 9 bigwigs, this night, it was destined to be very heavy, even if the monk and the Buddha did not go to that place, but in fact, they completely empathized with the audience at the scene.

The fat man appeared at this moment, this time not only with a head but also a belly, but without arms or legs, like a human stick, he suddenly appeared on the table.

"Monk, I'm thirsty. ”

The fat man said cutely to the monk, but his current appearance is indeed not cute at all.

"Fatty, is it convenient for your fart and shares to go to the toilet?" the Buddha teased, "It's very convenient and fast, your eyes can watch TV, your hands can go to work, and your farts and shares are placed in the bathroom, and that thing can linger in Fireworks Willow Lane at any time, and life will become very fulfilling." ”

The Buddha had also been a Fei for a while to experience life before, so when he said these words, he did not feel the slightest discomfort.

"Buddha, you have learned badly, ah, thank you monk. ”

The fat man leaned over and took a big sip of tea, then his body shook, and the small part under his stomach began to appear.

The Buddha covered his eyes and said, "Quickly put on your pants, I'm faint." ”

".................." fat man.

"Your image should have been a punishment in ancient times, and Gyatso should have seen it, that is, to cut off people's hands and feet, and then seal them in a wine jar, put a seal, and occasionally feed them, so that they could not die, and live like this for a long time. The monk spoke.

"I had to cut out my tongue, pierce my eardrums, gouge out my eyes, and fill the jar with feces. "The Buddha is an expert.

"I haven't eaten yet, can you stop being so disgusting?"

The monk and the Buddha looked at each other and smiled, no longer teasing the fat man.

"Alas, fat man, my life is hard, but the person I love the most hurts me the most, every time I am with Dabai, he always eats meat, I don't even have soup, if I have the origin in hand, how good it is to directly suck the origin. "The fat man is still sad about it.

"A drink and a peck, its own providence. The monk was silent for a while, and then continued, "Didn't your grandfather help you change your life at the beginning, in fact, people living in this world are inseparable from a life word, life is not cause and effect, but there must be life in cause and effect."

At the beginning, you listened to the words of the remnant soul of the Great Qin princess, left for a while, and finally came back, but the poor monk always felt that the princess's prophecy was not accurate.

Perhaps, you have an entanglement with Da Bai's life, and a lot of things you do are making wedding dresses for him, but this is like a person who stepped on a ball of shit and went back to change his shoes when he went out in the morning, and didn't catch the bus, but the bus had an accident, and the whole bus survived.

People's eyes should not always see what they have lost, but should look more at what they have gained. ”

"Monk, since you merged with your previous life, the art of speaking has become more and more secondary. The Buddha sighed beside him, "When it comes to fooling people and instilling chicken soup, no one can compare to you." ”

"Huh. The monk smiled and did not argue.

The fat man frowned at this time,

Then his stomach began to disappear and his face began to disappear.

The monk and the Buddha continued to drink tea, thinking that the fat man was gone, but he didn't expect that a new pot of tea had just been brewed, and a breath suddenly burst out, which was a sign of advancement.

The Buddha shook his head a little helplessly, "Monk, your mouth has been opened." ”

"The speaker has no intention, the listener has a heart, and that's enough. The monk picked up the tea and took a sip, "The fat man's accumulation is enough, and he has not advanced for a long time, also because of his mood."

Cultivate cause and effect first, then abolish cause and effect, in a trance, give up and take, hesitate, can't see through, you can never get out, see through, and there will be only a layer of paper left. ”

"Yes, if you can't see through it, you can't get out, and if you see through it, there's only a layer of paper left. The Buddha put the firewood knife on the coffee table, gently stroked the side, and said, "What is the purpose of our Buddha cultivation?"

Purifying sentient beings?

No matter how high-sounding, no matter how you retouch the whitewash, cultivate Buddha, and cultivate ghosts, there is no difference,

In the end, it's nothing more than making yourself strong so that you can kill people better. ”

"People are going to die after all, and the level of life is as high as the broadcast, and they will also have the will to end themselves. If we only look at the beginning and then the end, any life can actually be summarized as 'birth' and 'death'.

This is a long paragraph in between, and it can be omitted.

Cultivating Buddha is a process, and it is also a means to pass the time of boredom, the Buddha said that there is another side, and the Buddha said that all beings are equal, which is basically what it means.

The beginning and end of all beings are the same, so that they are equal. ”

The Buddha nodded, closed his eyes, the firewood knife was suspended, trembling lightly around the Buddha, and the magic weapon sensed the change in the master's mood and was cooperating.

The monk pushed open the floor-to-ceiling window and walked into the courtyard.

As soon as I looked up,

The fat man sits on top of his head,

His head was big, his body was also big, it was like a god statue manifesting there, and the fat man's breath had already broken through the low level and reached the middle level.

The fat man was ignited by him, and the monk knew in his heart that this was also a benefit that he had after fusing his previous life, and it was really more than enough to use the wisdom of Monk Huiguo to point people to preach, although it may not be as good as the talent of the old rich and noble, but it was enough.

It's a pity that the monk can point the fat man and the Buddha,

But he couldn't call Su Bai.

Perhaps, he doesn't need the poor monk's advice. The monk muttered to himself, "Old Fugui only paved the way for him, but he didn't tell him where he should go." ”

..................

At this moment,

Su Bai's skin has been transformed from the alternation of cyan and blood to one color, that is, white, drops of white liquid drip down from Su Bai's body, each drop carries a terrible temperature, the earth under his feet has long been incinerated, and a piece of mountains and rivers has become a potholed and wild land at this time, and there is no grass.

Su Bai was still kneeling in place, this duel was still going on, as long as he didn't release Sauron, the war between the two would not end.

Sauron walked the mechanical reinforcement, almost to a peak, his body, his mind, his consciousness, the carrier where these elements are located and the mode of the carrier are also very different from the ordinary audience.

But when Su Bai began to run the Gu Zombie Three Transformations Divine Refining Technique, Sauron suddenly felt a kind of dazedness,

Because at this moment,

He didn't seem to feel the power that Su Bai had been devouring and fusing with himself before, as if the other party had completely given up,

My body, my soul, and my consciousness all became extremely relaxed.

At first, Sauron thought it was a conspiracy, but soon, he found that he couldn't find the point of the conspiracy, and then, he began to take over Su Bai's body.

Since Su Bai no longer resists, then he has to do his own thing, no matter what Su Bai is planning, Sauron firmly believes that he can see the move.

Hills, who had been staring at the balcony in the distance, flicked his finger on the railing and looked up at the sky.

Su Bai's body began to twist, and Sauron was transforming Su Bai's body according to his own appearance to make it fit his satisfactory posture, and at the same time, he was also waiting for Su Bai's follow-up move, he didn't believe that Su Bai would give him a body for no reason.

Sure enough, suddenly, a terrifying whirlpool appeared from Su Bai's body, this vortex seemed to be able to melt everything, consciousness, thinking, anything intangible but real would become its prey.

The exercises pioneered by Lao Fugui are, of course, extremely domineering.

Sauron sensed a feeling called despair at this moment, he thought that staying in Su Bai's body Su Bai could not really threaten his roots, but he suddenly found that he was wrong.

The next moment,

A white light suddenly came,

enveloped Su Bai.

To be exact, it was Sauron who was enveloping Su Bai's body.

The white light quickly vanished, taking Sauron with him,

Su Bai stood in place and slowly opened his eyes,

His father,

Still hasn't changed,

As always, he was so stingy with his son.