The daughter talked casually about her experience in kindergarten. Although she hid it well, the sly glint in her eyes and the snickering on her face could not be concealed.

Girl, you did it on purpose, right?

Gu Fan raised his face and continued to ask: "Tell Dad, when you were eating lunch, you looked at the rice in the bowl and what did you say?"

Speaking of this, the little girl raised her head proudly: "Mengmeng said that although the dishes made by the master are very fragrant, Mengmeng likes the taste of home even more." It's not a dish made by Dad, and Meng Meng doesn't want to eat it!"

"Well, speaking of my father's cooking, Meng Meng is homesick again. When will he be able to pick up Mengmeng?"

The toddler in the kindergarten class who had just cried all morning will have just calmed down.

Hearing Gu Meng say this, he suddenly felt sad again, so he opened his voice and cried regardless of it: "Woo woo - I want mom - I want dad - woo woo." ”

Influenced by them, the children in the kindergarten class also began to cry.

Only Gu Meng was still curious: "Isn't it just that there is no father to cook and eat, why are you crying?"

Looking at Gu Meng's innocent expression, a group of kindergarten teachers and chefs said at the same time: I endure!!

Finally waiting for the end of school, the emaciated teacher is looking forward to the parents picking up the children.

The children looked at their parents outside the park and smiled excitedly. Everyone looked for their relatives and told each other to show off: "My dad is here." ”

"Haha, my mom is here. ”

"Grandpa, grandpa, baby is here. ”

"Mom came to pick me up. ”

The little girl looked around the crowd, but she didn't see Gu Fan - because of looking for a job, Gu Fan came to pick up her daughter five minutes late.

Gu Meng, who didn't see her father, said to everyone disdainfully: "Even if you are picked up today, you will be sent over tomorrow." Don't rejoice too soon. ”

"Wow-wow-woo-" The bunch cried again.

A group of kindergarten teachers and parents outside: For the sake of you being an Internet celebrity, I can't bear it!

It's a pity that Gu Fan came too late when he picked up his daughter, and he didn't see a bunch of children crying and saying that they didn't want to go to kindergarten tomorrow.

Listening to her daughter's frank and lenient confession, Gu Fan sighed helplessly: "Girl, you were so naughty yesterday, weren't you scolded by the teacher?"

"Meng Meng is very well-behaved in class, and the teachers and children like to watch Meng Meng dance. Gu Meng smiled very brightly, with undisguised pride in his tone.

"Really?" Gu Fan suddenly became interested: "What kind of dance did Meng Meng dance?"

Gu Meng held his head high: "Meng Meng can dance the Pure Land of Bliss, and also teach everyone to play the recorder." ”

"If it's just teaching everyone to play the recorder, why are there a bunch of parents who complain to me today? Did you forget to get the point?" said Gu Fan, who dragged out his tone, "Hmm-"

The little guy glanced at her father timidly, and she muttered in a low voice, "Dad, you don't know, those children are so pitiful." No matter how well-behaved they are at home, there are no extra snacks to eat. ”

So Mengmeng taught them a way, first trick their parents out of the house, and then lock the door to eat secretly. Even if the adults in the family are angry, they won't punish them for a bunch of snacks. ”

Gu Fan was slightly stunned: "You are so confident?"

Gu Meng said with confidence: "Dad told Mengmeng that the summer vacation kindergarten will take more than 2,000 months. How can an adult who can afford this money worry about a child for a snack of a few hundred yuan?"

Gu Fan frowned: "Mengmeng, how can I hear my parents complain that you still teach children to swear?"

"No, Meng Meng taught everyone to sing a German "Song of Little Laipi". Gu Meng said with a look of grievance: "Their parents are not educated, this can't be blamed on Mengmeng, right?"

[Little Raippi's Song, a famous song hummed by German child star Joey Grootmann when he was four years old. The chaotic algorithm gives the search data at the right time.

Can my daughter sing in German?

Gu Fan was immediately interested: "Girl, you sing a sentence to your father first." ”

"Ich -bin -Schnappi -das -kleine- Krokodil," the little one opened his mouth and came out with a clear German spell. The chaotic algorithm told Gu Fan that his daughter's pronunciation was extremely standard.

In this regard, Gu Fan expressed great doubts: "Mengmeng, Dad has never taught you a foreign language. How did you learn German?"

"If Dad doesn't teach, can't Meng Meng learn by herself?" the little guy raised his head proudly.

Her proud appearance made Gu Fan laugh heartily: "Hahaha, of course you can." I didn't expect our family to have a language genius, Meng Meng is really amazing. It's just—"

Speaking of this, Gu Fan's words changed: "I don't think other people's children also have this kind of talent. Mengmeng, how do you teach everyone to sing. Can the other children learn German?"

Speaking of this, the little guy looked disgusted: "Of course those crying cats can't learn! Mengmeng saw that they had too hard to learn, so they turned the song into Chinese." ”

Gu Fan hurriedly asked: "So, did you sinicize the first sentence you sang just now, I am a little crocodile." ”

"No," corrected the little one, "the first line of the lyrics is sung like this, a bunch of fools, all dressed in cool drops." (Let's listen to "The Song of Little Raippy", I won't explain it.) ）

"You call that transliteration!" Gu Fan no longer had the strength to correct his daughter's mistake.

Think about it, a bunch of children perform for their parents at home, and they open their mouths to say: "A bunch of fools, all dressed cool." ”

Listening to the children's newly learned talent show, listening to their children singing "stupid, stupid".

Probably all parents who listen to the song will feel like a fool, right?

Therefore, this morning the kindergarten received a complaint from a group of parents: in less than a day, our baby was damaged by the little witch. If you don't drive Gu Meng away, we will let the child transfer to another school!

In the end, the teacher who was responsible for refunding Gu Meng's tuition fees in full said when he "sent off" the Gu family's father and daughter to leave: "Ling Qianjin said it well, a person who can play the flute has never been a little girl." A person who can play the flute will always be a great demon king. ”

Recalling the teacher's meaningful words, Gu Fan sighed: "Girl, Dad is really worried about your future, afraid that you will not grow tall with a long heart." ”

The little girl smiled very happily: "If you don't grow up, you won't grow up, Mengmeng can always accompany her father." ”

Although Gu Fan didn't say anything on his lips, his heart was like a mirror.

The reason why the little girl would do these outrageous things is nothing more than one reason: seeing that other children have parents and fathers, only the daughter who has a father and no mother is a little jealous.

Walking up the stairs with his daughter in his arms, before he reached the door of the house, Gu Fan saw a woman wearing sunglasses standing at the door of his house.

"Who are you?" Gu Fan looked at the visitor, vaguely feeling that she was a little familiar.

The woman took off her sunglasses and lightly opened her lips: "You are a liar, you didn't go to my show yesterday at all." ”

Seeing the woman's face and listening to her complaints, Gu Fan suddenly realized: "Are you Gloris? Wait, aren't you blonde? Don't you feel hot with a fake hood in this weather?"

"What do you say?" said Kolores, who rolled her eyes and fell straight down.

"Whoa—Daddy, Daddy, you've stunned this sister. Gu Meng cheered for fear that the world would not be chaotic.

Gu Fan put down his daughter, and he said in a deep voice: "She is suffering from heat stroke, girl, you are watching on the side, and my father is going to perform a rescue stunt." ”

"What stunt?" Gu Meng's eyes widened.

"Call 120!"

"120 is too slow, it's better to go to station B for help. After careful consideration, the little girl put forward her own opinion: "Ask netizens, what should I do if I have a heat stroke? ”

"The girl is right, I'm going to open the computer and post for help. Gu Fan opened the door by himself, without the slightest idea of going over to check on Gloris.

Seeing the father and daughter open the door and enter the house, Coloris, who was lying on the ground, stopped: "Hey——, do you have a conscience? I fainted, and no one came to care?"

"Why do I care about you?" Gu Meng put on an innocent look, but there was a bit of ridicule in her words: "Dad never revealed his address, but you can find a place." Anyone with a little IQ can think that a sister who has this ability will basically not suffer from heat stroke. ”

"I want to use my father's sympathy to fulfill my wishes, and I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint my sister. ”

"What a clever little girl," Colloris couldn't help but admire, and for the first time her face showed a serious look: "You are worthy of being a disciple of my fancies, you have a lot of ideas, learn to play the violin with me." ”

Gu Meng shook his head like a rattle: "Mengmeng doesn't study with fools. You can't even deceive Mengmeng, if you get too close, Mengmeng will become stupid. ”

With that, the little girl slammed the door shut, leaving a stunned Colloris sitting in place.

Looking at the closed door in front of her, Glories thought with some grievances: What kind of tutor is this? Why is it a lie to open your mouth? Where is the most basic trust between people?