Chapter 271: On the show
July 4 is the day of summer vacation, but unfortunately this is the 'grand occasion' of the faculty and students, for the army, there is no impact at all, and even most people do not have the concept of summer vacation, the days are still the same, in addition to the drill training, large-scale construction, there is only the rest of the aborigines who come to harass the aborigines to play hide and seek, and even 'hide and seek' has become a boring spice for the soldiers, but there is no initial grievance.
On July 16, the past was full of discipline, The barracks of the rules have become lively, the day after tomorrow is the National Day, each battalion is a team unit, are required to perform a program at tomorrow's National Day celebration, this time, it can be described as a few happy and a few sad, happy is naturally those who have determined not to play the soy sauce party, worried, needless to say, it is those who can't find someone to play, once they can't complete the task, they themselves have to play in person, well, this is what they heard the tun chief say personally, but they don't know that their tun chief just relayed the words of the higher level Qu Chang.
"Damn, there are a lot of things to do with these officials!" The second team of the 133rd Battalion's first song and the second tun team of the 133rd Battalion put their military helmets on the table with a bang, squinted their eyes, and snorted at the nine subordinates in the tent or looking up at the top of the tent, or looking down at the ants, or crossing their fingers to look at the face, or simply pretending to sleep: "Don't give Lao Tzu a sloppy look, tell you, it's useless!" When Lao Tzu was roaring in the Wuthering Mountains and Forests between the white mountains and black waters, he saw more scoundrels than you, so be honest one by one, hurry up, and push out one person!"
The deputy of the team, Tang Cheng and Quan Jing, have always been on the same front, and when they heard this, they immediately began to name and say: "Who is that? Xiaozhang, isn't your family an ancestral monkey show? Go up and perform for a while, and you can definitely add points to our team..."
Zhang Xiaowu, who was named, couldn't concentrate on palmistry anymore, and said with a sad face: "Tangtou, didn't you push me into the fire pit? If I had learned monkey opera well back then, would I have gotten mixed in with the beggar gang?"
"That's... Xiaolong, you are a strong man, you have been able to sing since you were a child, you have a good voice, go up and sing two paragraphs, isn't that Liu Sanjie from your house!" Tang Chengqi relentlessly 'tapped' the "potential" of the team members.
Long Gui blinked a little embarrassedly, and said, "We usually sing with the girls, but now let me sing to a group of big men, I... I can't sing!"
"Hey, you guy, you're still not my soldier, why are you so cowardly? Close your eyes, don't look at the audience, and think to yourself that a group of little daughters-in-law below will be fine!" Quan Jing hurriedly encouraged.
"Yes, yes, for the sake of collective honor, make a small sacrifice, which can be regarded as sacrificing the ego and achieving the big self, and the king and the shogunate will remember you. Tang Chengdao.
"No..."Long Gui didn't eat the same set of his own team leader and deputy team at all, his head shook like a rattle, and his attitude was very resolute.
This picture of oil and salt not entering, almost didn't make Quanjing and Tang Cheng angry.
The two of them were helpless, so they had to set their eyes on the other people.
"Don't look at me, I don't have all five tones, I don't have anything but to fight!" Xiong Xin, who was pretending to sleep, felt two expectant and greedy eyes staring at him, and he couldn't pretend to be able to go on for a long time, and when he opened his eyes, his two hands were like windmills, and he refused first.
Jeonjing glared at him in disappointment, with an expression of 'you kid is really ignorant', Xiong Xin shrunk his neck, he was also innocent.
With Xiong Xin taking the lead, the other five people all followed suit, and without waiting for Quan Jing and Tang Cheng to speak, they hurriedly found different reasons to shirk the past.
Quanjing suddenly became angry, slapped the table and shouted: "What do you want to do? Do you still have a sense of group honor? Do you still have a little intention of contributing to our big family! What kind of consciousness do you have, do you still want to listen to the teachings you teach? How do you understand the spirit of the leader's instructions? Isn't this a smear on the face of our second team?"
Quanjing shouted angrily, he must put on a high hat and throw out the money.
In fact, he is also bitter in his heart, just like the eight soldiers under his command, he can't pull off that face to perform, after all, it is the first time that the army has a National Day celebration, in the past, the army only collectively celebrated Christmas and Army Day, and Christmas is just a day off, everyone eats and drinks together, bragging and farting, and although there are entertainment activities on Army Day, they are all theater troupes, storytellers, acrobatic troupes, etc., who go down to the army to perform for soldiers, they only need to sit under the stage with a small bench to watch.
This year, I don't know which high-level head was squeezed by the door and came up with such a torturous 'bad idea'.
The most important thing is that if the soldiers each sign up voluntarily, the team leader and team deputy must be forced to go up, which is too bad.
In order not to embarrass themselves, the deputy of the main team of each team is still not able to persecute and lure the big head soldiers under him, obviously, the big head soldiers are not stupid, at least the big head soldiers of the whole team in Beijing are not stupid.
Just when Jeonkyung was about to use his ultimate move, 'Catch the lot', the voice of the clerk in charge of registering the program list came from outside the tent: "Is the whole team doing?"
Quan Jing was stunned for a moment, and secretly said in his heart that it was too bad, it came too fast, and his face changed a few colors rapidly, but his body was not slow, he took a helmet, walked out of the tent, and said in his mouth: "It's here!"
And the others stayed in the tent without the old god, and under the leadership of Tang Cheng, they all walked to the door of the tent and listened to the movement outside.
"Cao Shuzuo... Ah, Zuo Quchang!" Quan Jing came out of the tent, just said hello to Cao Qiu, who was holding a pen and paper, and at a glance, he found that his top boss, the first Qu Chang of the 133rd Battalion, Zuo Guigui, was standing on the side for a while, and was suddenly startled, and hurriedly beat his chest with his right hand, and saluted a military salute straight, and at the same time felt bitter in his heart, it was impossible to delay time if he wanted to play tricks now.
"Hmm..."Zuo Guigui replied with a salute and said, "Is the program done?
According to the Huaxia military regulations, in public, the commander also has to give his subordinates a return salute, so Zuo Guigui saluted himself, Quan Jing did not feel flattered at all, and the people next to him were not surprised, unlike at the beginning, not only the officers would not be used to it, but the soldiers were also uncomfortable.
"Uh..."Jeonkyo didn't know how to answer, so he had to hesitate.
"Hmm, have you decided to go on your own?" Zuo Guigui said lightly, and then with a 'sincere' smile on his face, he patted Quan Jing's shoulder and said, "Very good! Courage is commendable, dare to break through yourself, not bad!"
The nine people who were hiding in the tent and eavesdropping almost burst out laughing.
And Jeonjing almost cried to death.
'Critical moment', the whole capital's brain is running quickly, looking for a breakthrough, not to mention, this guy can mix in his beard, it's still a little quick.