Chapter 127: If you lose, you have to run the red fruit
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"What does Team Leader Su mean, Director Huo only likes perfect women?"
Tao Yunfeng asked rhetorically, without waiting for Su Momo to answer, she then asked: "Team Leader Su, tell me, in the eyes of men, what is a perfect woman like?
"Me?huh!"
Suddenly, Su Momo found that Tao Yunfeng buttoned the words, asked her this sentence, and dug a pit for her. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
No matter how she answers, she will fall into the pit.
If no one is perfect, and she is not perfect, then Huo Jinliang will not like her!
If you say that you are a perfect woman, you are not only boastful and arrogant, but you may be blocked: You are such a perfect woman, Huo Jinliang should like you, why not pursue you?
Seeing that Su Momo couldn't answer for a while, Tao Yunfeng said again: "What kind of woman Director Huo likes is his own business, and Team Leader Su is not him, how do you know what the woman he likes is like?"
Su Momo's expression was a little stiff, and his face was a little embarrassed.
Not wanting to talk to her about these boring topics, Tao Yunfeng stood up: "Team Leader Su, I'll go over there to watch them play cards, do you want to be together?"
Over there, the four people are playing upgrades, the old rules, the losing side, will be punished.
The person opposite Huo Jinliang yawned when he saw Tao Yunfeng passing, saying that he felt a little cold and wanted to soak in the water and let Tao Yunfeng take over him.
Tao Yunfeng sat down and first explained: "I'm good at fighting the landlord, and I'm not very good at upgrading." ā
Hu Yonghou beside her first reminded her: "Tao Yunfeng, if you lose, you want to run naked, are you sure you want to play?"
Huo Jinliang gave her a relaxed look: "It's okay, if you don't know how to play cards, you can play casually, and I will be here to hold it." ā
Novices are lucky, Tao Yunfeng got the main card on the first card, and it is a good deck of cards to get started, and he will crush the opponent at will.
Hu Yonghou and his opponents sighed again and again, why people who can't play cards are always so lucky!
Su Momo, who came over, stood aside and watched for a while, everyone's attention was focused on the cards, and she didn't pay much attention to her, she felt bored and walked away again.
The cards behind are bad, I don't know how to play the cards, Tao Yunfeng looked at Huo Jinliang, and whispered: "Oh, the cards are so bad, which one is better?"
"Just go out, there's me!" Huo Jinliang was very calm, giving people a very reliable feeling.
Hu Yonghou waved his hand up and down, to draw the line of sight of the two away: "You can't discuss the cards at home! Tao Yunfeng, hurry up and play the cards!"
"Okay, listen to me, just come out!" Tao Yunfeng pulled out a spade king, "No card is out, this is the biggest deck card in my hand." ā
Huo Jinliang raised his hand to support his forehead, and his tone was slightly reproachful: "The ace of spades is not out, you throw the king of spades out first first." ā
Tao Yunfeng stuck out his tongue: "What you say, just come out!"
But the cards are out and can't be recovered.
"Haha, I finally caught it, now you're finished!" Hu Yonghou happily threw out an ace of spades, the largest of the decks, and danced his hands to get up.
Waiting for his card to fall, Huo Jinliang gently put down a ace of hearts and said calmly: "A master ace, it's more than enough to shoot you!"
"I'll go, you're a natural spade!" Hu Yonghou was so thick that he was depressed for a few seconds.
"Hahaha! Team Leader Hu, let you be stupid!"
Sure enough, Huo Jinliang was able to withstand it, and Tao Yunfeng laughed unceremoniously.
After that, when Tao Yunfeng didn't know which card to play, Huo Jinliang would say, "There is me", she boldly played the cards casually, basically Huo Jinliang could help her resist, and the two cooperated more and more tacitly.
After a round of fighting, the result can be imagined, Hu Yonghou and his opponent lost badly.
Tao Yunfeng shouted: "If you lose, you have to run naked, Team Leader Hu, you said it yourself." ā
"I dare to run naked, do you dare to see it?" Hu Yonghou wanted to deny.
"You dare to run, I dare to see! Wherever you plan to run from, I will find more people to cheer you on. Tao Yunfeng deliberately, no matter what, it wasn't for Hu Yonghou to really run naked, he didn't dare!
"......" Hu Yonghou's forehead has a black line.
At this time, Huo Jinliang spoke: "Tao Yunfeng, don't make trouble." ā
Then he turned to Hu Yonghou and another colleague: "You don't need to run naked, just run around a few pools over there, shouting slogans as you run." ā
It's okay to run two laps, the key is: "What slogan?"
Huo Jinliang just said: "The king of heaven covers the tiger ......"
Tao Yunfeng took the next sentence: "Chicken stewed mushrooms!"
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When Hu Yonghou and another colleague heard such a slogan, they rejected it in their hearts.
Soon, the people who were soaking in the pool saw two men in swimming trunks, jogging around the path of the hot spring pool, and one of them shouted: "Heavenly dragon and tiger overpower." The other shouted, "Chicken stew with mushrooms." It made everyone look sideways, thinking that they saw two neuropaths.
I made a hot spring spa, it was already dinner time, Tao Yunfeng went back to the room to change clothes, and looked at the time, half past six, and the dinner party was already half an hour late. When she arrived at the restaurant, everyone was already seated at three tables, and the waiter began to serve the food.
"Sister Tao, here, I have reserved a seat for you. ā
Tao Yunfeng glanced at the three seats in front of him, and was thinking about where to sit, when he saw Zhang Xun stand up and call her.
Next to Zhang Xun is Huo Jinliang, next to Huo Jinliang, is Su Momo wearing a V-neck and low-cut neck, those two groups of 36C white and tender, you can see the peaks and valleys from a high position.
Tao Yunfeng walked over, Zhang Xun moved an empty chair over, Huo Jinliang stood up, moved his chair, and vacated a seat between him and Su Momo, Zhang Xun's chair was inserted, and it became that he was sitting between Huo Jinliang and Su Momo, Huo Jinliang and Tao Yunfeng were next to each other.
After changing his position, Zhang Xun also smirked at Su Momo: "Hey, you can sit next to my goddess again." ā
Su Momo originally wanted to sit next to Huo Jinliang, near the water, and it was possible to make a little splash, but he was changed by Zhang Xun like this, and wanted to make some small moves in private, but it was basically no fun.
Tao Yunfeng secretly praised Zhang Xun, he was really a witty and good assistant to Director Huo, and he played a key role at a critical moment.
Secretary Zhou on the other side joked: "Tao Yunfeng, slow as a snail, we just said to eat, don't wait for you, if you are half an hour late, I'm afraid there will be no soup!"
"I just did a beauty spa, and I didn't notice that the time was so late all of a sudden. Tao Yunfeng explained that when she went back to the room to change clothes, she had already told Huo Jinliang that she would come later. Seeing that a few dishes had been served on the table, he said, "Ha, just served, when I came to the official time, I can start eating immediately!"
Hu Yonghou also quipped: "I found out that Tao Yunfeng has just done a beauty spa, and she looks a little more beautiful and younger, like an eighteen-year-old girl, tender and tender." ā
Tao Yunfeng gave full marks for this compliment, but pretended to be embarrassed and said: "Oh, what nonsense is the truth, people will be shy." ā
Zhou Yiru followed up and made another joke: "Team Leader Hu is really good at complimenting people, his mouth is slippery." Waiter, waiter, get the big name to pick up the oil!"
The waiter not far away heard the shouting and hurriedly came over to ask what was needed, and everyone laughed loudly, making the waiter's face full of doubts.
All kinds of specialties were served in turn, everyone ate with their bellies open, touched a few beers, and chatted about more topics that everyone could participate in, such as celebrity gossip, cold jokes, black humor, meat jokes, and so on.
Until they were full of food and drink, everyone directly moved the venue, went to the KTV private room, and continued to drink and sing.
In KTV, drinking is the most important thing, followed by singing.
As he drank his wine, he heard the familiar music playing, and when the song he had ordered arrived, he stood up and shouted, "My song, Mai Mai Mai?"
Generally, men drink a lot, women sing a lot, and there are two or three wheat babies, and when others don't sing, they basically hold a wheat in their hands and hum a few words about any song. When a song is too hard to listen to, someone will shout, "Next!" or "Boss, change the channel!"
There are also people who see that there are many people singing and drinking, so they go to the billiards room next door to play billiards.
Playing cards this afternoon, Hu Yonghou and his opponent couldn't even win as a novice, they lost very badly, they were exempted from running naked, or they were punished for running and shouting slogans, Hu Yonghou was unwilling, and now he was shouting, looking for Tao Yunfeng to go head-to-head: "Tao Yunfeng, I heard that you guess boxing is very powerful, do you dare to come with me a few times?"
Guessing boxing requires drinking, and no matter how good a person is, it is impossible to always win.
Although Tao Yunfeng can drink, and the amount of alcohol is not bad, but drinking hurts his body, and he is a woman, no matter what the occasion, he has to drink in moderation, unless he plans not to get drunk from the beginning, he will let go of his stomach to drink.
Faced with Hu Yonghou's heads-up, she didn't directly refuse, but said: "It's okay to guess boxing with you, if you drink, I won't come." ā
"What's the matter, how can anyone guess boxing and not drink. ā
Hu Yonghou took a clean glass, poured about a fifth of a cup of beer, and sent it to Tao Yunfeng, "Oh, such a small cup at a time, it's not too much." ā
That small cup, take a sip, and the cup will see the bottom. If you lose a guess boxing and drink such a small glass of wine, it is estimated that you will not be able to drink ten full cups in the middle of the night, and it is not easy to get drunk.
The cup had already been handed to her right under her nose, Tao Yunfeng had no choice but to take the cup first, then looked at Huo Jinliang who was chatting with Zhou Ruyi on the other side, walked up to them, and said to Zhou Ruyi: "Secretary Zhou, Team Leader Hu proposed to guess the boxing, do you want to come over and form a team?"
The words were said to Secretary Zhou, but what she wanted was Huo Jinliang's answer.
Seeing Hu Yonghou's tiger-eyed eyes behind Tao Yunfeng, Huo Jinliang decisively decided: "Okay, who's teaming up with whom?"
"Let's come along. "Zhou Yiru, as the minister's secretary, guesses boxing and drinking, and she is also good.
Hu Yonghou also said that since he is grouped, he and Tao Yunfeng are in a group, Huo Jinliang and Zhou Yiru are in a group, and there is a male and female combination on both sides.
Tao Yunfeng asked him with a smile: "Team Leader Hu, didn't you go to me alone just now, and you want to have a few times with me? If we are a group, we are allies, not opponents, and we can't go it alone." ā
"The main thing is that I heard that you are very good at guessing boxing, and I want to see it, and we become allies, and it is the same. "Being able to be in a group with her, Hu Yonghou is even happier.
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