Chapter 33: Who Do You Think You Are?
Chapter 33
"Stinky boss, aren't you opening today?"
Xu Lei and the mouse were talking, and a female voice suddenly came from their ears.
Little heroine?
Xu Lei turned his head and looked, it wasn't who she was!
"Brother Lei, who is this beauty?" The mouse became energetic when he saw the beauty: "She looks very beautiful, but she can't see her face with such big glasses." ”
Xu Lei smiled: "Customer, I have come to my house to eat a few times. Seeing that the mouse wanted to lean over and talk, he waved his hand: "Don't be scared, people are actors, and they will be big stars in the future." ”
Turning his head to the little heroine, he asked, "Are you not filming today?"
The corners of the little heroine's mouth turned to the stage: "The protagonists are gone, what are we filming in the little supporting roles." The director gave us a day off, so I came out to have fun. Hmph, the director knows that with her, sooner or later I will become a big star. ”
"Oh, the passerby A. The mouse teased the little heroine: "Just you, can you become a big star?"
The little heroine puffed out her mouth and glared at the mouse: "Who are you, who are you, who are talking to you? Why can't I become a big star?"
The mouse said cheaply: "I am such a talent, and people with outstanding literary talents dare not have this idea." As for you, you can only serve tea to the big star and beat the back. ”
The little chivalrous woman was so angry that she couldn't speak, and she hated for a long time: "What other literary style can you have besides saying cool words?"
The mouse said: "Listen, I'll improvise a poem for you to save you from being unconvinced." Then he shook his head and said, "Goose, goose, goose..."
The little heroine burst out laughing: "I can memorize this poem when I am three years old." ”
The mouse feigned anger and said, "Don't interrupt me after listening!" and then read: "Goose, goose, goose, cut with a knife, pluck the feathers and add a scoop of water, light the fire and cover the pot." ”
After hearing this, the little heroine bent down with a smile: "Ha, ha... Hah..."
This dead rat listens to limericks from somewhere, and likes to tease girls.
The mouse saw the little heroine smiling happily and gave Xu Lei a look. That means: Am I good?
Xu Lei secretly gave a thumbs up, turned his head and pointed at the mouse and said to the little heroine: "This is my brother mouse, he makes you laugh." ”
The little heroine stopped laughing and asked, "Why are you two here?
Xu Lei said: "I originally wanted to participate in the competition, but I drove them out." ”
The little heroine looked at the kitchen utensils placed on the ground, rolled her eyes, and said to Xu Lei: "Do you want to participate? ”
Xu Lei: "What's the solution?"
The little heroine blinked her eyes and said, "Anyway, I have my way, I'll help you, what's the benefit?"
Xu Lei scratched his head: "Benefits? Cook a fish for you for free?" Seeing the little heroine shake her head, she continued: "Why don't I give you some money?"
The little heroine still shook her head, with a cunning look in her eyes: "What do I want money for?" ”
Xu Lei was sweating on his head, and he really couldn't think of what she wanted...
The mouse suddenly asked funny: "Who do you think you are?
"You!" the little beauty was angry and turned her head away from the mouse.
The mouse then said: "What are you? I hate liars the most, obviously incompetent, and I especially like to deceive people and talk big." ”
The little chivalrous woman is used to being arrogant, and she hates others looking down on her the most, so she said: You wait, you see if I have a way. Then he walked away in a hurry.
Xu Lei patted the mouse: You are still amazing!
The mouse smiled proudly: Just this little girl, I can't subdue it?