Chapter 108: Fairy tales are all lies
Xiao Ying, who came out of the bushes, although her face was still a little flushed, her expression had returned to nature.
She approached Gu Wen and was deeply blessed:
"Boss, you worked tirelessly to come to the rescue, and the little woman is very grateful. ”
Gu Wen retracted his outstretched arms, coughed dryly, and said:
"It's a trifle, you're my man... Ahem... That employee, it is the boss's responsibility to protect the employee, no need to be polite. ”
"That..."Gu Wen looked around, except for the five corpses on the ground, there was only one carriage without a canopy.
Although the two Ili jujube red horses had just bumped into each other, they were not injured, and they had already gotten up and stood on the side of the road tremblingly.
The two cart-pulling horses are well trained and will not stay away as long as the cart is still there.
Gu Wen asked, "That... Xiao Ying, do you know how to ride a horse?"
Xiao Ying's face was embarrassed: "I will do it a little, but I have been tied up for too long, and my blood is not connected, so I may not be able to ride." ”
Gu Wen nodded: "That's it? Okay." As he spoke, he walked up to He Dejiu's corpse and began to touch the corpse:
"Golden ticket? yes, keep it;"
"'Variety Plum Blossom Knife', the green order lower grade knife method, this can be had, and it will be accepted;"
"A protective necklace, a set of earrings, bronze steps, unsatisfactory, reluctantly smiling;"
"Little Spirit Pill, Blood Strengthening Pill, Hemostasis Pill, necessary to fight monsters, collected. ”
"Hey, what are these two bottles?'Yin and Yang Hehuan San' and 'Golden Gun Don't Pour Pill', this..."
Gu Wen glanced at Xiao Ying, who was looking at him in the carriage, and gave up reluctantly:
"Forget it, this consultant is still young. The waist is good, and this is not needed. ”
Touched the corpse. Gu Wen began to untie He Dejiu's belt again.
Xiao Ying covered her mouth in surprise and watched Gu Wen groping around He Dejiu's corpse with a lewd smile on her face. Now I still have to untie the trouser belt of the dead man:
"What is this for? Does the boss still have that kind of hobby? Forget about the man, he doesn't even let go of the dead, and the taste is so strong. No wonder I was so far away. ”
Fortunately, the imaginary incident did not happen, Gu Wen untied He Dejiu's belt, and there was no next move. Then he touched the bodies of He Liang, He Xi, and He Dong.
These three people didn't have a very good harvest, except for the fact that they found a copy of the Yellow Order "Hidden Qi Technique" from He Liang's waist pocket. Gu Wen untied He Liang's belt again.
Handing over some sundries to Xiao Ying, Gu Wen walked to the side of the road and pulled back the two jujube horses. Replacing a damaged belt with a belt took a lot of effort. The carriage was finally reloaded.
Gu Wen clapped his hands proudly: "Dude, you are really versatile, you can go to the hall, you can go down to the kitchen, you can play the piano and sing, and you can drive a horse." To borrow a phrase from the blue star in my previous life, what else would I not do besides having children?"
Picking up the horsewhip, Gu Wen looked at the groom who died with broken eggs in the distance, and regretted slightly:
"Forget it. The groom's corpse will not be touched, and in front of the beauties, it is necessary to pay attention to the demeanor. ”
He turned around and smiled: "Xiao Ying, get in the car." Let's go home. ”
saw Xiao Ying's face flushed, and her little hand patted her chest. Gu Wen is dark:
"How's it going? Surprised by my versatility? I want to pat my chest with my hand. It is said that this hand slapping the chest is actually a very dangerous action, which is easy to cause the impact of the waves. Cause a traffic accident. ”
Xiao Ying didn't say a word, turned over and climbed into the carriage without a canopy. Quietly relieved:
"Xiao Ying, Xiao Ying, what do you think? What a nice guy the boss is. How can it be so dirty?"
"However, "Thirty-six Strategies for Fishing Golden Turtles with White Bones" is still quite reasonable, this joke of 'heroes save beauty and promise each other with their bodies' occurs so frequently, it shouldn't be fake, right?"
Not to mention that Xiao Ying was thinking crankily in the carriage. Gu Wen sat in the groom's position, waved the horsewhip, and shouted: "You have to drive."
The two jujube red horses glanced at each other: "Blind bark, this is a ***." Ignore him, we'll go on our own. The two horses walked back and forth.
I didn't go far, but I heard the frightened birds flying in the jungle behind me. Little Green Toe ran out of the woods proudly, followed by a group of giant demon beasts with heads like giant crocodiles and turtle shells on their backs.
This is a turtle-backed land crocodile, a second-order social demon beast, which is considered a tyrant in this jungle, but somehow it was attracted by Xiaoqing.
Xiaoqing ran closer, saw Gu Wen and Xiao Ying safe and sound in the distance, and rushed to the place where the five people of the He family were ambushed with a turtle-backed land crocodile.
The turtle-backed crocodiles were sleeping well on their own turf. Unexpectedly, a cyan half-demon stupid donkey suddenly rushed over, kicked one by one, trampled on seven or eight turtle and crocodile eggs, and the egg yolk spilled all over the ground.
The leader of the turtle-backed land crocodile was immediately angry: "As a demon beast, is it easy for me to lay a nest of eggs?" immediately commanded the whole clan, except for a few female crocodiles who hatched eggs to stay, dozens of turtle-backed land crocodiles roared and chased after the stupid donkey.
When they rushed to the corpses of the five members of the He family, the pungent bloody breath attracted the turtle-backed land crocodile. The crocodiles scrambled, leaving only a pool of dirty blood on the ground.
Looking up again, Xiaoqing had already run away without a trace. Gu Wen's carriage had already gone away.
Driving the carriage, Gu Wen heard a "ding, ding" sound in his ears, but it was a sub-class of "level 2 groom".
With the proficiency of technology, Gu Wen's posture and password began to be formal.
The two jujube red horses looked at each other again: "This groom is not a big fool, he can only be regarded as a second fool, and he should be able to treat it." Let's get up to speed. So he quickened the pace.
With two horses driving together, with beautiful women behind, Gu Wen had a big heart, and suddenly remembered that this scene was not "the girl from Osaka City"?
“... If you want to marry, don't marry someone else, be sure to marry me. Take your sister, take your dowry, and drive the carriage..."
"Does Xiao Ying have a sister?" Gu Wen thought and looked back.
Xiao Ying was in the bare carriage, the speed of the car was fast, and the wind blew her tender face painfully, so she had to climb forward to the front of the carriage and hide behind Gu Wen.
As soon as Gu Wen turned around, he happened to meet Xiao Ying's eyes at close range.
At this time, the moon had disappeared, and in the faint starlight, I saw Xiao Ying's peach blossom eyes shining. The two were so close that they felt each other's warm snorts.
Looking at Xiao Ying's pretty face in front of him, Gu Wen suddenly found that Xiao Ying was really beautiful. This face is a standard fox face in Lanxing, with a melon seed face, peach blossom eyes, thin lips, plus a good figure, big breasts, and long legs. This is the standard configuration of the junior high.
"I didn't even find my wife, so I wanted to be a junior. This thought is too improper, and the consciousness is too low. "Gu Wen's thinking is a little confused.
At this moment, he saw Xiao Ying slowly leaning forward, and her thin lips were only a few inches away from Gu Wen.
Gu Wen's heart beat wildly: "Is this a kiss? Is this a necessary benefit for heroes to save beauty? Do I want to accept it? Or accept it? Or accept it?"
Seeing that the lips of the two were about to meet, they were about to meet.
Suddenly, Xiao Ying wrinkled her little nose and shrank back:
"Gu Wen, the smell on your body is so bad. ”
Crit!Gu Wen fell to the ground and was knocked out!
Gu Wenben collapsed: "After tossing all night, I was covered with stinky sweat, full of vomit residue, and the murder made my whole body smell of blood." This smell is unbearable for everyone. ”
"Fairy tales, movies, novels, etc., are really deceptive. The hero saved the beauty after a lot of hardships and bloody battles, and the beauty immediately kissed and sacrificed herself on the spot, there is definitely something wrong with this paragraph. ”
"A beautiful woman who can do this either has a severe cold or is in the late stage of severe rhinitis, otherwise how can she get out of her mouth. ”
After the severe blow, Gu Wen finally straightened his mind and reversed his three views. began to sit upright, and seriously drove the carriage to Duntou Village.
After walking for most of the night, Xiaoqing got rid of the pursuit of the turtle-backed land crocodile, chased after him proudly, and led in front of the carriage.
Seeing that Xiaoqing didn't come over with a little crocodile or turtle egg, Gu Wen secretly breathed a sigh of relief:
"It's weird enough to raise a grass mud horse, if there is another turtle king. Am I having pets, or am I cursing and hate?" )