Chapter 15: You're talking about whips
"My God, it's the two of them!" Gu Qingyu grabbed Fang Dong's arm and exclaimed.
Who are they?
It's so tugging.
Fang Dong and Xu Jing's faces were stunned.
"Both of them are food anchors with millions of fans, the boy is called Erhan, and the beauty is called crazy. Gu Qingyu couldn't hide her joy, with her intelligence, she had already guessed something.
"Haha, friends, my sister and I have arrived, this is the special guest on the day of the Tianweiju competition, Fang Dong and Mr. Fang, everyone came to say hello to him. Erhan didn't speak fast, but his voice sounded very comfortable.
"Mr. Fang, hello!"
"Mr. Fang is so handsome. ”
"That's Mr. Fang's girlfriend, isn't it?
"Hello everyone......" Fang Dong was on the live broadcast for the first time, and he was still a little uncomfortable, so he saw all kinds of rockets flying on the screen and the barrage clearing.
"Babies, I was preempted by Xiao Hanhan, and my crazy sister will take you directly to verify the food!" The skinny beauty turned to look at Xu Jing, "Wow, this little food truck is all handsome guys and beauties, hello big brother?"
"Sister Crazy changed her name to Forget it!"
"I'm so sad, my crazy sister likes someone else again......"
"Crazy sister, go up and take down this little brother!"
Xu Jing had a cold face and shrank back, he hated this kind of thing the most.
Seeing Xu Jing like this, the idiot sister's eyes lit up, and she straightened her chest and pasted it towards Xu Jing, "Little brother, what's your name?"
Xu Jing took a step back expressionlessly, but a trace of panic flashed in her eyes.
He has always been obsessed with cultivation, and he didn't know where to see a sentence, love hurts people, it is an obstacle to the path of cultivation, and women are sad and hurtful, so they must not be approached.
In his heart, the reason why Shizun has a Taoist companion is because Shizun has a high realm, and he is still practicing, and he can't move his mortal heart.
The woman in front of her is a test on her own cultivation path, it is very dangerous, stay away!
She's so fragrant, why did she bring that white drum over?
The nose is so itchy, something is going to leak out!
In a building in Huajing City, a group of people in black formed a circle, and they were all holding mobile phones to watch the live broadcast.
"Where do you think you've seen this guy?"
"Damn, isn't this that cold-blooded madman?"
"Oh my God, this woman is dying!"
"Look, this madman has a nosebleed, haha!"
Xu Jing wiped off the nosebleed with her fingers and looked at the blood on her fingertips in a daze.
This woman made me bleed without doing anything!
"Master!" Xu Jing's eyes were full of weakness and helplessness.
The crazy sister was just teasing Xu Jing, but when she saw this man's flustered eyes, she couldn't help but want to lean over, but she didn't know that the other party just looked down and had a nosebleed.
"Xu Jing, what are you ......" Fang Dong was also stunned, why did this single-celled old man have a nosebleed?
"Puff~"
Gu Qingyu remembered the fear Xu Jing gave her before, and then looked at the helpless expression now, and couldn't help laughing, "Crazy sister, he is our friend, single!"
The crazy sister's beautiful eyes trembled, and she wrote down the man's name in her heart, and it was important to do business first.
"Babies, a few days ago, this blogger came here to taste, using all kinds of words to belittle the food, out of curiosity, I tried it with Xiao Hanhan, and promised to give you the most objective and true feedback!"
Zhang Xue lowered her head on the side and didn't dare to speak.
"Haha, my crazy sister is right, the most important professional ethics for us to do food shows is to feedback our feelings about food and objective evaluation to our friends, and we will never cheat and insult this profession!"
Fang Dong handed over the two finished products, and he noticed that the two had never asked for any rewards, but the gifts on the screen had never been broken.
As the two of them started eating, the little fat man preferred to describe the feeling that the food gave him, from taste to body and mind, using various metaphors, and the idiot sister changed her previous laughter, her temperament changed, she chewed slowly, and commented from time to time.
In the end, the two decided to join other anchors, report to the platform, and ban Zhang Xue.
Zhang Xue, who was still extremely arrogant before, sat on the ground and cried very sadly, but no one comforted her.
After everyone left, Shi Wenhao saluted respectfully and said, "Mr. Fang, this is the case, then I will leave first." ”
"What, can you help me see if there are any stores nearby that can be rented and transferred?" Fang Dong felt that there was such a living person who could be used, so it was better not to waste it.
Gu Qingyu has long had this idea, but first understand the price, if the money in hand is enough, it will be converted into the form of a store, so that it can be operated all day.
Fang Dong planned to get the two-star task reward, and 100,000 yuan might be of great help to open a store.
Shi Wenhao nodded yes, he didn't think that Fang Dong was anything outstanding, if it weren't for saving his teacher, he would definitely not be like this.
Seeing Shi Wenhao leaving, Fang Dong walked to the corner with his arm around Xu Jing's shoulder, and said in a low voice, "Ask you a question." ”
Xu Jing still had two paper balls stuck in her nose, "The disciple must know everything." ”
"Have you never touched a woman in all these years?" Fang Dong's voice lowered.
Xu Jing thought about it seriously, "Back to Shizun, I've touched a few." ”
"Huh?"
"The doctor who examined me was a woman, and there was a black-clad commissioner who was also a woman, and I had met a woman who was controlled by spirits before, but I killed her. Xu Jing raised his hand and counted them one by one.
Fang Dong rolled his eyes, "It's the wrong way I opened it, have you ever had a ...... with a woman?"
Xu Jing looked at Fang Dong's gesture, blinked his eyes, shook his head, his eyes were full of puzzlement, "That woman who was controlled by the spirit is very powerful, and she fought very hard. ”
"What are you talking about?" Gu Qingyu's voice came.
"No, let's close the stall, there's no one left. Fang Dong patted Xu Jing's shoulder, quite helpless.
"Don't you wait for that person?"
Only then did Fang Dong remember that there was also a shadow monster who rewarded red tickets every day.
Until half past ten, I didn't wait for the shadow monster to come, not to mention the customers in the early area, and even the merchants withdrew their stalls.
Just as a few people were closing their stalls and preparing to leave, the sound of fingernails scraping a blackboard sounded.
"No, wait, I'm there?!"
The shadow monster from before appeared in the distance, his thin shoulders high and low, his head hanging down on his chest, and the shadow on the ground quickly extended towards Fang Dong.
"Master, be careful!" Xu Jing shouted, holding the small scythe in one hand and slashing at the shadow on the ground.
The shadow seemed to be a little frightened, and stopped in front of the three of them, and the stranger suddenly fell to the ground, his body shook a few times, and the shadow connected to him broke away and turned into a puddle of ink on the ground.
"Master, be careful, this person has always been controlled by spirits!" Xu Jing tightened the scythe in his hand, a little nervous, any spirit that can control the awakened person is at least a sixth order, and it may even be a seventh order.
The seventh order and the sixth order are completely different strengths, and that is the level of spiritual wisdom opening!
The puddles on the ground became viscous, converging towards the middle, and gradually turning into pitch-black humanoid monsters, with black slime dripping from their arms still attached to the ground.
", is this monster made of oil?" Fang Dong stood in front of Gu Qingyu, "Qingyu, you go first, here is me and Xu Jing." ”
"No, I can fight too!" Gu Qingyu clenched his small fists and said firmly.
"Heh, heh, heh. The smiley mask turned into a shield in front of her.
"Xiao Chu, can you turn into that slender and long thing?" Fang Dong said.
After Xiao Chu changed, "So?"
"What the hell I'm talking about, it's the same thing as a rope, isn't this thing, your shell is full of egg yolks!" Fang Dong covered his face with one hand, and couldn't bear to look directly at the thing.
Gu Qingyu looked too far away, and could see that his neck had become red.
"Rope?"
"There's a superhero, the big beauty with the shield, what's the other thing in the waist?" Fang Dong explained with difficulty, but he forgot what the thing was called.
"Damn, what the hell are you talking about whips!"
A long, glowing whip appeared, with rings of tiny barbs at the ends.